02x27 - Celebrity Manhunt's TDA Reunion Show

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hey there celebrity lovers welcome to a very special edition of celebrity

manhunt tonight is the night we've been waiting for all year the Jamie Awards

that's when our faith TV stars get all dressed up and take home the gold in about a half an hour we'll take you

right onto the red carpet to meet the hottest stars I am so pumped for this

are you Josh oh yeah the shoes tuxes the hair drama

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welcome back to celebrity manhood we thought we'd pay tribute to this year's most famous reality show cast the teens

who braved it all on the set of total drama island and Total Drama Action

we'll catch you up on that oh and Heather Trent Duncan Gwen Lindsey Katie and Sadie Cody

Noah Justin CJ Courtney Harold Tyler Izzy leshawna Jeff Bridget and Ezekiel

they're nominated in the category of best reality ensemble I think they're gonna nail it blainley no doubt and when

they reunite on that crimson rug celebrity manhunt will drain every last drop of drama from these super famous

teens total drama may have ended but the drama goes on and on our cr*ck team of

undercover gossip reporters have been super busy this year poseur boy got his party on miss know-it-all was caught

with her pants down in Paris zut alors meanwhile has dummy g*n rabbit of the

celebrity manhunt cameras caught them all even Gwen spotting Heather's three ounce weight game oh I can't wait to see

those kitties bare their claws on the red carpet [Music] we've been measuring the popularity of

this famous g*ng using our amazing awe-inspiring celebrity manhunt drama

machine [Music] busted let's start with total dramas

newest BFFs last season Lindsay puck from the depths of geekdom and became her okay personally I would

have being a bit clumsy but Lindsay the national treasure her parents had to

sell their car just to bail them out after months in the slammer will Beth

and Lindsay pull themselves together for the red carpet Lindsay will totally bring it she is a style super diva on

and off the red carpet yeah you're right after one look at Lindsay in some designer dress we'll all forget about

the jail thing next up post drama bods this year we saw major improvement and

fitness Fiasco oh so I had a few

burritos k*ller beatboxing requires an expanded diaphragm like an opera singer

check it oh yeah Harold let himself go

but Eva pumped yourself up cool

speaking of one husky total drama dude worked up a real bod stank in the nether

regions of cable TV and if you want

sweet abs like mine check out the belly Buster 5000 just go hard for eight hours

a day and turn your flabby gut into an awesome steel washboard grab the power

handles sit on the power spring nice one

Owen DJ also took to the airwaves hey there welcome back to mamas he even

helped will we don't count calories we count smiles Wow

chock-full of carbs cholesterol and calories their food was to die for only

problem was people did DJ what were you thinking we tracked down mama to answer

a few questions mama would you have to see for yourself

after a few dozen lawsuits DJ and his mama were left with nothing but a tour bus full of shattered hopes and dreams

while DJ and his mama aired their dirty laundry we went looking for more but

when it comes to one total drama team there was no dirty laundry or any sign of him Noah where are you this pathetic

telephoto sh*t is all we got but don't worry folks we'll hunt them down on the carpet tonight meanwhile our cameras

were hot on the trail of another total drama man of mystery our homeschooled hoser turned homie

Ezekiel went back to the farm person downtime celebrity manhunt caught up

with him

[Music] kind of stuck here can you put the

cameras down and help me out guys good

work people next up Gwen and Heather they're epic hey Don hit the internet where they had a full-on blog w*r can someone tell me

just how Heather got her celeb status that girl gives dirt a bad name if

there's a fight between Heather and Gwen boom I'm on Team red all the way me too

grumpy Gwen doesn't wear the teen uniform she's weird and awesome and the total anti Heather let's check out some

of that web action from earlier this year hey today I want to talk about going green basically the world is going

to die if we don't do something about Haiti remember when we went green guys oh my gosh Sadie when you help pay my

bedroom green let me caught into that paint fight it was so fun I know and

just because we got into one little pink fight doesn't mean we're not BFFs eyes shut up shut up shut up shut up honey No

and look I'm so green ah you were supposed to wait for this signal before

talking remember sorry Gwen it's just that your show is kinda bad why did

leshawna bail on me then came Heather's online att*ck this is the lizard one

show where everything always sucks and the world is terrible like I know it's

totally like oh my gosh totally [Music]

how dare you interrupt lessor videoblog wish Duncan were here so I could kiss

him even though I'm Way too scared to tell him how much I love him because I'm too cool yes save the whales

so Oh BRR when couldn't let this go she had to retaliate which is too bad she's

so much better than that did you know that Heather couldn't get a date for her semi-formal that's right the most famous

girl at White Pines I was turned down by every guy in school and what did she do

crash the party in a blaze of defiance staged her own protest semi-formal nope

Heather stayed at home and made out with her cat bruiser her little cousins that needed footage

do you know where bruisers tongue has been either after a few more weeks of

this we invited them to the celebrity manhunt studio you've been through so much together sharing a cabin at a summer camp a

trailer and an abandoned studio why not bury the hatchet isn't your friendship

more important than this blood w*r it's just that you see Josh when is a gigantic loser and Heather's breath

reeks like cat butt

what is it with guys and catfights let's watch it again a major celebrities

arriving at the red carpet dude where'd

you learn how to drive NASCAR yeah suck it up fine you clean up the bar its stubble boy

Chris McClane yep you must be dying to

see the Total Drama cast again oh the teenagers you abused for two seasons on

national television oh right love their work love them can we talk about my new show now we're

going to take a break but don't go away next we have the rags to riches to rags

story of the drama brothers the total drama ban that rocketed up and down the

charts with their hit when I cry here's a clip from last year's chart-topping music video

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going to commercial I got this will Heather and Gwen's claws come out

will Beth take Lucy's advice and get a makeover will KJ take a moment to the

jimmies so many questions find out the answers celebrity special returns now

let's look at what happens when the lovin stops on total drama breakups so

well with matching tats don't me was the total drama power couple that defied the

odds and took a chance on love but it didn't take long before Courtney's my way or the highway attitude started to

get on Duncan's last nerve celebrity manhunt got these juicy sh*ts at a restaurant back in the summer and then

it was no comment no comment I said no

comment Courtney's still suing Duncan for custody of their raccoon Britney come on Duncan's suck it up and take her

back Courtney throw a heart we know you can't honey well Courtney's team of lawyers prepares

the wall of Duncan when look just a little tempted okay I'm

still getting a lot of emails about Duncan do you like him he's perfect for you

Courtney doesn't deserve him you do enough already he has a girlfriend case

closed then she heard about the big dummy breakup Courtney is totally nuts

letting Duncan get away like that he is the best thing that ever happened to her I mean look at the guy he's hot I mean

he's okay for her sounds like we might

be in for a little red carpet love triangle action now let's check in with

another star couple Bridgette and Geoff the co-hosts of the Total Drama aftermath show you just couldn't open a

fan scene this year without seeing a picture of Geoff and Bridgette or as we call them digits sucking face with

Geoff's popularity sh**ting higher than Bridget's she had to put up with a lot

of Geoff's stalkers when Geoff let his guard down he was in for a smackdown

but luckily Bridget they patched it all up let's all just chill out I never

should have let my eyes wander from my womb loopy shmoo and I should always

trust my cutie patootie cutie patootie

schmoopy shmoop there's no bigger buzzkill than baby

talk when it comes to celebs are you kidding me they are still fascinating they ate salads they tried on socks they

earned I'm excited did you see the aftermath show judging are total amateurs and ironing you have

to earn gossip worthiness otherwise I'm the change in the chip let's get back to

some real celebrities the dorama brother the total drama boyband ruled the pop

music world yeah we're selling out stadiums I mean

girls even steal our used hotel bedsheets it's all about touching people on an emotional level do you know what I

mean [Music] I don't even play an instrument but the

crazy groupie chicks don't mind I am so

crushing on justice he had enough flavor for the whole band just as their album

sh*t to the top of the charts the trappings of Fame sh*t straight to their heads the party was over but was their

music career when they weren't doing community service the drama brothers were in studio recording a new album

celebrity manhunt caught up with them between sets people blamed the birthday

party but that's rock and roll man the problem was the music you mean the beatboxing a h-b*mb you

know I love your Styles but this is about giving the fans what they want you mean the fans who keep begging me to

make a solo album see you just can't bring up the beatboxing around him what do you think Justin huh sorry I'm just

breaking up with someone oh do me a solid and send that to my girl - wah wah

wah fresh listen I want to take this opportunity also to give you an

exclusive and just to talk a bit about what's happening that was my last performance as a flavor boy I'm gonna go

solo check it what does low so mean so

low are you serious yeah I'm dead serious why I'm just done I've been

through that I've done it it seems like it's Harold's time now I'm just gonna

when Harold in the drama brothers released their new albums on the same day celebrity manhunt was there can I

get a discount on this CD I need the keys for something else and that was the end of the drama

brothers is he turned out to be an awesomely talented actor on the set of Total Drama Action

Post elimination she signed a stack of movie deals

her career skyrocketed until she lost it on set and scared the lunch out of her crew and celebrity manhunt was there to

record the whole thing around

sorry sorry thanks for a second

no sorry to go now you call yourself a director of

photography why were you walking right I

just really went ballistic for no reason well oh not a brilliant career move

there is he that DP was in trauma counseling for months post Total Drama Tyler and leshawna hit the celebrity

reality TV circuit you've seen them on shows like celebrity stunt driving doctor for a day so you think you can

eat that and extreme chest pillar addition we caught up with these realities on the set of sh*t things

flying at your head right awesome athletic abilities went to waste on

Total Drama on these other shows I can really use my natural physical talents blue.you Shonda

to

okay worst career moves go I'm gonna say leshawna's largest loser weight loss

show appearance girl why did you want to trim down that perfect loot day my vote

goes to Tyler for putting on that fake baby bump dude that was a desperate vain

grab some people will do anything for fame but it seems like others will do

anything to avoid it get lost before I

have to bust some chops what are you looking at but if there's one rule we've

discovered at celebrity manhunt it's the bigger the freakout the greater the fame soon a bunch of competing websites

sprang up with the wildest most insane Eva freakout photos we tracked down one

webmaster for this live interview she asked that her identity not be revealed to protect her from angry Eva so you

know everything about everybody from the cast yeah I'm the one who leaked the story about Noah's false teeth would you

call yourself a gossip crazed Eva fan it's not just Eva I have websites for

everyone from Total Drama Wow I'm in the presence of gossip royalty that's why

it's important to keep my identity a total secret yeah you are silly bean so

much for my anonymity it's not a doctor I'm so happy it screwed up anyway Ciara Lindsay told me she has

four ingrown toenails hold on all along is he you've been feeding Sarah the dirt

on your total drama castmates you're crazy okay I needed to pay off the RCMP

creeps who are on my tail those guys aren't cheap who your friends are not going to be happy about that on the red

carpet speaking of which is he shouldn't you be on your way to the Jaime Awards

the limos are coming oh my gosh who's up

for a celebrity brunch fest join Josh me and hardcore fan Ciara on the crimson

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thanks Izzy we'll be right back hopefully with some cat fights after these messages welcome back to celebrity

manhunts total drama red carpet reunion special this is it people loads of total drama cast infighting

backstabbing and breakups are about to pay off right here as a reality stars strut

their stuff on the Jimmy Awards red carpet looks like we have some h-b*mb

fans in the audience today with the release of his juicy tell-all book about the flavor boys expect fireworks when

his former bandmates show up [Music]

look in smokin hot and dream why don't you tell us 10 million viewers about

your outfits 10 they all wanna know it's

a pretty simple question how does it

feel to have it all then lose it no biggie and him we're here for the

gossip stand from Total Drama oh is that

drama machine working yet the dummy has

arrived fresh from their breakup dinner is served

first a messy breakup then the custody battle over Britney you must just hate

each other my lawyer says no comments you got a lawyer for real

oh I think I see let's see here comes a fascist now I didn't get my Christian

love with someone out that wrinkle did the dress for her slow but this isn't a rehearsal Awards Oh remind me never to

use her as a fashion consultant wait a minute the rest of the Total Drama g*ng

are arriving on the red carpet

no you don't someone seems black those

free nonfat half-caf cocoa sprinkles and

a gluten-free muffin yeah looks like no I landed himself a super important job

in the industry nothing says power like a foam in a latte Ciara you know what would be

better than nothing something let me guess

they've reunited and re-releasing their last hit single yeah pretty much

hey how did you know the Chinese are about to start and I'm going to follow

them inside [Music] famous people only and as of about five

seconds ago that excludes you who d*ed and made you doorman I did you die go up copy that my

muffin your curse is assistant you kiss chris is but for money cut me some slack

everybody has to work their way up in this biz Howard the famous they're the

stars of my new reality show a bunch of

nasty jerks live in a huge mansion and get all bored and backstabbing I'm nasty that should be me these guys are

up-and-coming knockdown and going I II you losers excuse me alejandro buddy how's my next

big star this lattes cold you're fired

well guys I'd say later but there isn't gonna be a later oh now why'd you go and do that for man

hey guys we have to find a way inside leave that to me [Music]

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can you do that again if we win the best

reality ensemble will be famous again right talking car was a real challenge

thank you [Applause] please fasten your seat belt whoa oh I'm

getting goose bumps all over again next up best reality on Psalm this is it

envelope please and the winner is

how hard is it to open an envelope golden oldies in their undies

[Applause] [Music] that means we lost oh I miss that girl

old is in their undies was the only reality show me a caller weren't nominated for guys and the Jimmy for

best reality show host goes to once again Chris mcclain

[Music] [Applause] thanks again I couldn't have done it

without a great bunch of people from Total Drama Action ah the intern five the caterers the

camera crew and the real stars of the show my stylist what about your

long-suffering assistant didn't know you had it in you string bean tomorrow

I'll introduce the cast of my new reality series Total Drama dirtbags on

the Orpah show dudes you heard the guy for nobodies again at least I'll be able

to survive on the streets me - yo jiggy and I'll go back to being just another

pretty face and but alright I can't go

back to my old life if I'm not famous I'm not popular

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for you we know your eating habits your hopes your fears what are we supposed to

do I say b*at those dirtbags orphis Studio hijack the interview and Voula

you're all famous again but she's in New York how are we supposed to get there by

tomorrow afternoon I think I know of a way but it's not going to be easy yeah this should be interesting I need

you to gather up assorted lengths of lumber right now Owen can you track down

a medium-sized boat motor no prob I'm on it know us and counting on you for three

gallons of diesel fuel sure thing I'll get my unicorn to deliver it perfect real trick is going to be getting access

to a car manufacturing plant okay guys so are you going to get on the bus or

not

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[Music] they have one dream to claw their way

back to babe no matter what it takes cheating shameless self-promotion

sabotage I love those kids you say they were washed up that was before they set

off on an unforgettable comeback adventure we have a feed from inside

DJ's bus I told you these people were gossipy jalopy go any faster um maybe

you should let Duncan Drive not helping when she's just sticking up for her boyfriend

wait Oh Duncan's your boyfriend my mistake oh no I think I'm gonna be sick

don't you get sick all over my new upholstery now you are something else mrs. M what a color under that girl

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I always have a stash handy for after my workouts hey guys there's the dirtbag

we've gotta find a way to slow them down get closer I learned some battle tactics

at pirate camp

now just had some kind of catapult like a bra Wow genius

got any better ideas here's a bra what

he never seen triple D's before

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it looks like our total drama heroes are launching caramel flavor can involve

Chris in your entire career have you ever seen anything so underhanded nothing as depraved as this play late

nothing as depraved as this

mr. hurry it off it won't go any faster

than this what we need is a man behind the wheel what you need is some tape

over your mouth well if you just listen to me Oh start listening the minute you say something worthwhile you're insane

you know that and you are a monster

the dirtbags are way behind us

where did Cortney learn to drive

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Tony trauma in waves all legal responsibility for the sudden and gruesome demise of our cast told you

know the come in handy so Noah was

Chris's assistant

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[Music] you don't I hope your shana doesn't eat

her fry back yeah but they're probably

all banged up you know the kind you never really heals from maybe I should

called for help I came here to party but this seriously

lacks part Asia sness so I'm going to get help then we're all gonna party I'll

come with you Jeff great anybody else Bridget babe oh I'm gonna

catch some rays okay sweetie Who am I to come between a hottie and a race all right let's go

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[Music] to just get back yet oh I hope he's

found help

why didn't you dummies open the door dude those are dummies oh right ha ha oh

wait a minute isolated location dummies nuclear testing signs flesh-eating mutants night

dudes we gotta get out of here

[Music] that smells awesome just thought I was

gonna let all you guys go hungry Oh what is it please say back bacon rod rocks with EE

you don't like it oh no it's awesome

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nothing

[Music] I have an announcement now we all know

that nobody does drama like you guys duh but what happened to Total Drama dirtbag

it was a trick there never was any Total Drama dirtbags it's that true well

mostly I did come up with the name but anyhoo I needed to find out if you kids

still had it what about alejandro a dupe just like

the rest of you I needed someone on the inside but to make it up I told them he

can join you guys next time what next time a no-holds-barred race around the world and a jet after all the

crap you put us through as if do what you want to be famous again pass what about - the chance to

win a $1,000,000 celebrity manhunt

exclusive alert another season of total drama is coming and I for one can't wait well drama machine what do you think of

that

we got a party too late big guy hey

let's Chris doin with everybody on TV and banks of money looks like you missed

the boat Chris just cast your buds on the next season of total drama and one of them

will walk away with 1 million dollars

Oh what no way I've got a well that

thanks for watching celebrity manhunt total drama reunions

looks like I'm back for another season and I'll be keeping a much closer eye on

when so not trusting that boyfriend stealer get your hands off of me I

thought I could form an alliance check it leshawna Bunch

oh this is my first confessional ever

I'm so excited I never thought I would be on Total Drama my favorite show in

the world talking to all my favorite TV stars is so fab now I will finally put

to rest all those Kodi block questions like how many freckles does he have on his back what kind of deodorant does he use how

many times does Cody sleep facing west and what song does he sing in the shower

that last question will definitely be a six month analysis get in focus and take

notice I mean what is oh yeah it's show biz I

miss you already Jeff wait for me sure movie boo you know what they say third

time lucky this could be my season hey I'm game bring it Chris watch out total drama

nerds the new guy is going all the way to the top don't you worry mama

I'm gonna win this one and buy you a big ol house and maybe a new bus I can't

wait to find out where we're going first 23% of my bloggers say we're going to

India and 10% see that chris has lied to us and that he's actually going to film

us in an old b*mb shelter I'm a third generation Chris McLean scholar okay

I could tell if he was lying to us by his vocal pitch and body and language

only someone who has an extensive knowledge of total drama to catch that bTW did you know Chris were 32 by 31

pants and only buys them at studies pants and jeweler's he also has three dogs named Angela target 16 teens a trip

around the world and a million dollars what more could you possibly want

how about booth yeah everybody's doing the musical thing now sure and music see you next time on

Total Drama [Music]

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