05x11 - Sundae Muddy Sundae

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Chris:

Last time

On "total drama all-stars":

Gwen found out that courtney

Got kissy with scott

And cameron

And their on-again

Off-again friendship

Went way off;

Alejandro hid a dvd

Of mike's bad behaviour

Somewhere beyond the range

Of my cameras -

Oh, that handsome weasel! -

And the final six ran

The brutal obsta-k*ll course

And proved that

The old saying is true:

Whatever doesn't k*ll you

Makes you really, really sore.

(Laughs)

The winner?

Zoey, thanks to mike!

Or was it mal?

(Feigned evil laughter)

Seriously, who was it?

I can't tell those guys apart.

The flushee?

Definitely alejandro.

Adios, al-e-jerk-o!

Only five players remain.

Who will live to play

Another day,

And who will go sightseeing

In sewer city

Via the dreaded

Flush of shame?

Find out right here,

Right now on

Total... Drama... All-stars!

♪♪

♪ I wanna be,

I wanna be

♪ I wanna be famous

♪ I wanna be,

I wanna be

♪ I wanna be famous

(Whistling chorus)

(Camera shutter snaps)

(Objects clatter)

Mal:

Where is it?!

Where did alejandro

Hide it?!

(Pot shatters)

Zoey:

Mike? What happened?

(Clears throat)

Oh, uh, hey, zoey.

I was just helping to water

The plants

And... I dropped one...

Against the wall.

So...

(Nervous laughter)

I thought mike was back

In control,

But lately he's as weird

As weird gets.

Ugh!

I just wish I could see

Inside his head!

Heh. Not literally.

That would be gross.

Alejandro has incriminating

Footage of me on a dvd

And hid it somewhere

In the hotel.

He said it's "in the art,"

But how can anyone tell

Which piece has been

Tampered with

When it's all so hideous?

I also know

Zoey's getting suspicious.

That could be a problem,

Especially with mike

On the loose in my head.

His head. Our head.

Whatever!

He won't be able to hide

From me much longer.

Mike:

I think mal

Is getting weaker!

Chester:

Ahn. So am i!

I gotta sit down!

Svetlana:

Sitting iz for after victory.

Who asked ya,

Comrade?!

Thhpppppptttt!

Mike:

What the heck?

Vito:

Hey-yo!

Finally, an audience!

Yo, dominic,

I hear your dog has no nose.

How does he smell?

(As dummy)

Terrible!

Chester:

(Laughs)

Ah, genius!

(Laughs)

Give him a nickle!

Mike:

Come on, vito.

Ditch the dummy and join us.

We need you

If we're gonna defeat mal.

Dominic:

Defeat mal?

Not possible.

Vito:

(Spits)

Wow! Vito's kid

Is hilarious!

Uh...i didn't say

Nothin'!

So who did?

Dominic: me!

Mike and vito: (gasp)

Dominic:

(Evil laughter)

Personalities:

(Fearful gasps

And surprised yelps)

You'll never defeat me!

(Cackles madly)

Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

Mike: let's go!

Vito: whoa. Ah, yeah, sure.

Wait up!

Chris:

Attention, punching bags!

Please gather

In the forest clearing,

And bring yer padded undies

'Cause today's challenge

Is a butt-kicker!

Gwen:

Whoa! Ungh!

Zoey:

Hey, gwen.

How was your night

On boney island?

Gwen:

Not bad, actually.

A woolly beaver

Tried to eat me,

So I climbed a tree to the top

And slept in the canopy.

Fell asleep

Looking at the stars.

Zoey:

Wow!

Courtney:

Yeah, what a nightmare!

Luckily, gwen is super smart

And totally strong,

So she lived

To tell the tale.

Zoey:

Well, welcome back, gwen.

Courtney:

(Quietly mocking)

Welcome back, gwen.

What?

Nothing.

I was just noticing

That cutthroat vibe

Zoey has about her.

So two-faced.

We should shun her!

Um...

Are you still mad at me

For all the kissing I did?

Because like I said before,

Scott was an accident

And cameron kissed me!

I'm not mad at you.

I just hope your head

Is still in the game.

Don't worry,

My head is totally in the game.

Courtney:

So you still wanna go

All the way

To the finale with me?

Gwen, I promise.

It's you and me,

Right to the end.

Gwen is great.

But if you ask me,

Winning is everything.

This is the farthest

I've ever made it

On total drama,

And I am going

All the way!

Scott is sweet on me,

For obvious reasons,

So I'm keeping him around

To the end

Since he'll probably

Let me win.

Which means gwen

Goes second last,

And zoey has to go,

Like, now.

The only wild card is mike,

But I'm pretty sure

I can crush him.

(Pleased exhale)

Making a chart always helps

Clarify things nicely!

H-hey, courtney.

You're looking really,

Uh, goop.

Ah, good!

Heh heh.

I mean, you know, gice.

Nice!

Agh... Ugh!

(Chuckles)

Thanks, scott.

Yeah, anytime.

And, uh, hey,

If you need any help

Lifting anything,

Just let me know.

(Yawns, stretching)

Yeah, that's the stuff.

Arms like a cheetah.

(Gags)

I know, right?

Courtney and gwen:

(Laugh)

(Laughs)

This is great!

Courtney and I are back

To being friends!

Sure, it's taken a while for her

To trust me again,

But it was worth it!

Scott:

Hope you two got lots of sleep,

'Cause I'm feeling

As strong as an ox.

Mal:

Don't you mean

"Strong as a rat"?

Scott: huh?

Mal: oh...

You haven't seen

Courtney's chart?

Courtney: (gasps)

Scott: huh? What chart?

Mal: this one!

Scott: huh?!

Great plan,

By the way.

Not how I want it

To go down,

But still.

Gwen:

Second last?!

"Right to the end" my butt!

I can explain!

You gave me a tail?!

Wow!

Wait!

Gwen:

Oh, please.

Even you can't talk your way

Out of this one.

Ugh!

Sensitive much?

Courtney was only pretending

To be my friend?

Ugh!

How did I not see that?

She's going down!

A tail!

And it's pointed!

Like a rat tail!

I will never forgive her

For this.

Never!

Not unless she really,

Really wants me to.

Thanks, mike!

But I am not getting flushed

Down that giant toilet.

I mean, it sort of suits

The others,

But I am not

A giant-toilet-swimming

Kind of girl!

Chris:

Behold, my sad,

Skinny interns!

Female intern:

(Moans weakly)

Chris:

I totally forgot to feed them

This week.

(Laughs)

(Chuckles) I know.

Funny, right?

So today's challenge is a race

To make a delicious sundae

And serve it up

To good ol' what's-his-name

And whose-its

Over here.

Woo! Yes!

I know my sundaes.

I worked at an ice cream shop

For three weeks.

Then I got fired for flinging

A scoop of raspberry swirl

At a customer.

I was on my break!

Chris:

So, to make this fun -

For me -

You'll have to travel

To the most dangerous areas

On the island

To procure the ingredients

Of this dessert.

Your ice cream awaits

At the top of the diving cliff,

Which the ice machine has been

Making nice and slippery

All week;

The maraschino cherries

Are perched on a rock

In the swamp;

You'll find crushed peanuts

In the old cafeteria,

And the final ingredient,

Chocolate sauce,

Can be found in a pool

Surrounding a recently-planted

Mutant fire flower.

(Fire whooshes)

Gwen:

You're sick, maclean.

Chris:

What can I say,

Prison changed me -

For the better!

Ha ha!

The first person

To have their sundae

Completely consumed

By the interns, wins.

On your marks...

(Horn blasts)

Chris:

What're you waiting for,

They're hungry!

Scram!

(Horn blasts twice)

Courtney:

(Panting) gwen,

That chart meant nothing!

Gwen:

(Scoffs)

Seriously.

It was not serious.

Save your incredibly

Bad breath, chart-ney.

From now on,

It's every woman for herself.

Ugh! Why can't gwen just be

Impressed with my genius

And go along with it?!

Huh! No wonder she has such

A hard time keeping friends.

Mike, I have to know.

Why did you expose

Courtney

In front of everyone

Like that?

It was just so,

You know...

Mean.

I did it for us!

For you, really.

I want you to win.

But without cam,

We're outnumbered.

Courtney, gwen and scott

Are too powerful together -

We have to break them up.

And you gotta admit,

She kinda had it coming.

(Snorted chuckle)

It's not like mike

To enjoy someone else's misery,

Even if it is courtney's.

Hmm.

When alejandro was making

That big good-bye speech,

He said there was

A greater evil lurking.

He also said

The truth is in the art.

Man.

Typical alejandro -

Hot and infuriating,

Right to the end!

Scott:

Outta the way!

Courtney has to lose!

I mean I have to win!

Gwen:

Not cool!

Chris:

This just in,

Scott is first

To reach the ice cream!

Yeah!

Huh? Nooo!

(Grunt of effort)

Seriously?

Seriously?!

Chris:

Gwen has scooped up

First place!

Courtney:

Oh, great!

Gwen:

Woo-hoo!

Yeah!

Courtney and zoey: whoa!

Mal: oh! Easy does it.

Ooh, I'll go ahead,

Make sure it's safe.

I'll have to ditch zoey

For a while

So I can make sure gwen

Doesn't win.

I need to get back

Into the spa hotel

To find the dvd

Alejandro hid.

You know, you're as fit as me,

Practically!

We should team up!

After what you did

To gwen? Sorry!

Mal:

All clear!

Courtney:

Well, there goes

Your only ally, too.

Scott:

Unnnngggh!

First... Unnngggh! ...place!

Courtney:

Hey, scott!

See you later -

In the giant toilet!

And you'll be the one

In the toilet, not me!

(Wild laughter)

Scott:

(Guttural growl)

Laugh it up,

But you're gonna lose, courtney!

I may be behind,

But I'm as sure footed as a-

Whoa! Ahhh! Ungh!

(Bear roars loudly,

Scott screams in terror)

Let's get one thing clear.

I wasn't afraid

Of the bear,

I was screaming

To confuse it.

Yeah. That's it.

Ooh! Stanky!

Chris:

Gwen's first to the cherries!

Will she keep her lead?

Not if "snappy" has anything

To say about it.

Gwen:

Snappy?

(Gulps)

Aagggghhhh!

Ungh! Heh!

Bet that hurt! (Laughs)

Mal:

Gwen:

Whoa! Thanks for the save!

Huh? Oh, uh, yeah, sure.

No problem.

Oh my gosh,

Another gator!

Gwen:

Huh? (Sputtering)

(Gasps for air)

Mal:

Sorry, false alarm!

(Laughs)

Chris:

And mike takes the lead!

Okay, mike is either

Really brave,

Or really bananas,

Or really both.

Ack! Oh, come on!

(Grunts)

My foot is stuck!

Courtney:

Aw, too bad.

If we were a team,

I'd totally help you.

But not in a million years.

Bye!

Maybe courtney

Is the "greater evil"

Alejandro was talking about!

I've got three kinds

Of ice cream and a cherry -

Funny, all I can taste

Is victory!

Uh-oh!

Good gator, nice gator...

Please don't eat me!

Aggghhhhh!

Chris:

Wow. She's just swamped!

(Laughs)

Who will survive

The sundae challenge,

And who's about to become

Tomorrow's wildlife leftovers?

Find out after the break

On total... Drama... All-stars!

Aggghhhhh!

(Grunts)

(Gator hacks)

Zoey:

Agh! Come on, foot!

Unnnggghhh!

Yes! I'm free!

(Scott screams,

Bear roars)

Oof!

(Water splashes)

(Gator hacks,

Bear roars)

Finally!

(Gator growls)

Zoey:

Bye, scott!

(Defeated groan)

I don't know what the problem is

With that bear.

It was just a little

Ice cream!

No need to get hysterical!

(Slurps)

(Monstrous roar)

Chris:

And mike is the first to enter

The crushed nuts zone,

Where he'll face off

Against the newly rebuilt

Total drama machine!

The what?!

(Robot whirs)

(Mal yelps,

Hard whack)

Mal:

Hey, gwen,

Watch out for the robot!

Gwen:

Gah! Whoa! Easy!

I mean you no harm!

Aggghhhhh!

(Loud crash)

Gwen:

Yes!

Courtney: oh!

Gwen: ungh!

Courtney: gwen! I-

Gwen: no time to chat!

Wait! I'm sorry.

I never should've

Made that chart.

I still want us

To be a team.

I still want us

To be friends.

Please don't vote me off.

Vote for zoey!

(Sighs) okay,

I'll tell you what.

I'll vote for scott

And I'll try to convince zoey

To vote for him too.

(Excited squeal)

Seriously?

Gwen:

I still wanna be friends, too,

But to prove

That I can trust you,

You have to vote for yourself.

Courtney:

(Scoffs) get real.

You're just trying

To make it unanimous!

Gwen:

That's a chance

You'll just have to take!

Courtney:

But... Ugh, fine!

Ugh! Now what?

Aaggghhhh!

This can't be legal!

Agggghhhhh!

Chris:

And mike is first to reach

The chocolate fire zone!

Mal:

Sweet!

Chris:

But gwen is hot on his heels

And fueled by rage,

So it's still anybody's game!

Gwen:

(Scoffs)

"Still want to be a friends."

Well, we'll just see

About that!

Whoa! It's huge!

Mal:

Yup. Toxic waste:

The most terrifying growth

Hormone money can buy!

Gwen:

Agghhhh!

Agghhhh!

(Relieved sigh)

Gwen: yes!

Mal: (yelps)

Chris:

Gwen exits

The chocolate fire zone

And retakes the lead!

Courtney:

(Screams)

Scott:

Ha! That's more like it!

Courtney:

Sucker!

Scott:

Aagghhhh!

Courtney:

Ha! Adios, dirt boy!

Scott:

Ungh!

No!

Yes!

Finally caught a break!

Agh! Oh! Eee! Agh! Eee! Agh!

Aaaggghhhhhhhh!

Mike!

Are you okay?

Oh, I will be.

I just have to fix

Something.

Zoey and mal:

Agghhhhh!

Mal:

You have to b*at gwen

Or else we're both

On the chopping block!

Mal: hurry!

Zoey: okay!

But if I win, I promise

We'll both go to the spa!

Muah!

Let's rock.

(Flames whoosh)

This challenge is getting

Too close for my liking.

It's time

For a little sabotage.

(expl*si*n,

Flames crackle)

Mal:

(Evil laughter)

Scott:

Hey! What are you doing?!

Mal:

(Clears throat)

Oh, uh, it was an accident!

Sorry.

(Laughs)

I think that pipsqueak

Did that on purpose.

Nice move.

Dirt would've been

My first choice as a topping

Back home!

See you

At the finish line!

I can't use dirt!

What would my former employer

Think?!

Ugh! It's totally b*rned up!

Ugh!

Fine, chocolate coals it is.

The coals are still warm,

They're making

My ice cream melt!

(Vomits)

Ewww! Meh.

What? It's for chris' interns

And he never feeds them anyway -

As if they're going

To be picky.

They should thank me!

Scott:

Run faster!

I don't care who wins,

As long as it's not courtney!

Courtney:

Ta-da! Shortcut!

Gwen, zoey and scott:

(Groan) no!

Courtney:

(Laughing victoriously)

Wooo!

I win! Heh heh.

Eat it,

Interns!

Surprise!

Change of plans.

You have to eat

Your own sundaes!

Zoey, mal, scott and gwen:

Yes! Cool! Sweet! Nice! Yes!

Chris:

First to finish

Wins immunity -

Everyone else

Is on the chopping block.

So, dig in!

(Eating voraciously)

(Sniffs and gags)

(Gags and swallows)

I can't do it.

I can't eat disgusting foods!

I'm just not gross

Like the others!

Gwen:

Easy to laugh when you have

No brain to freeze.

Scott:

Pfft! You're just jealous

'Cause I'm almost done!

Zoey: finished!

Chris: boom! Just like that,

Zoey wins the challenge

And immunity!

Scott and gwen: agh!

Mal: yes!

Phew! Yes.

You gonna eat that?

Courtney: here!

Chris: not so fast.

Everyone has to eat

Their own sundae,

'Member?

You won't get anything else

To eat

Until you finish the sundae

You thought was good enough

To feed my interns.

I wouldn't feed them that!

Courtney:

It's not my fault!

Mike ruined the chocolate

On purpose!

Chris:

But you're the one

Who put it in your sundae!

Courtney:

What was I supposed to do,

Skip the chocolate sauce?

Chris:

Yes!

Well...

Now I know for next time?

Courtney:

I know I was a bad friend,

But please, please

Don't vote for me.

Gwen:

I won't,

As long as you vote

For yourself.

Ugh!

By the way,

Your sundae smells

Like the outhouse.

Courtney:

(Gags)

(Courtney vomits,

Gwen chuckles)

Guess she's not hungry.

Chris:

Elimination time.

Tonight, zoey got immunity

And scott and courtney

Are on thin ice.

Scott, you finished dead last

And you're all out of allies.

Courtney,

Backstabbing your friends

And trying to poison

My interns...

Really?

It's time to vote!

After that chart,

Who can ever trust

Courtney again?

Anyway, I look nothing like

That picture she drew of me.

Mawmaw always says

I'm as handsome as a mule.

All right.

I've tabulated the votes

And tonight's loser,

With three votes to two,

Is courtney!

You can't flush me yet,

I'm still eating!

Mmm!

(Smacks lips)

(Stifled gag)

Chris:

That's the spirit.

Never give up!

(Remote beeps, toilet flushes,

Courtney screams)

I know.

We're all gonna miss her.

All:

(Scoff)

Well, she wasn't all bad.

Chris:

Congrats on making it

To the final four!

Zoey, the spa hotel

Is all yours because...

From now on,

Winners can't take anyone

Along with them.

Oh no! Really?

Sorry, mike.

No worries.

You deserve it!

(Growls)

Zoey:

(Relaxed sigh)

It's great to be back...

Except for all these

New paintings of chris.

Yuck.

What was it alejandro said?

"It's in the art."

Chris:

Only four competitors remain!

Who's here to stay,

And who's gonna get

Flushed away?

Good painting, right?

Find out next time

On an all new

Total... Drama... All-stars!