03x05 - Broadway, Baby!

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the yukon canada's

frozen gems here our competitors

discovered the thrill of ice flow

jumping

the chill of dog sledding and the buzz

k*ll

of frigid romance in the end bridgette

said goodbye not that we could

understand her the uconn

live the adventure where will we dump

our remaining competitors this time

find out right now our total drama

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you guys are on my mind you asked me

what i wanted to be

and now i think the answer is

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in my way i'll get there one day

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oh

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oh man first class rock today we eat the

breakfast of champions

oh yeah

that's the spot oh

look at bagel his fear of flying is so

adorable finally

thanks for not noticing i was missing

all night what am i

tyler stupid economy section

what is that horrible smell defeat i

could have pulled the sled

faster if someone wasn't whipping me we

both know that's not true oh first

chance we get

i'll totally help you vote her off

gladly can we whip her off

whip me off ha not if i can prove my

worth to the team

or manipulate sierra and cody into

slavishly obeying me

whatever works this'll warm you up in no

time

and from now on whenever you get cold

feet

you'll think of me no kidding

hey buddies have i said enough how much

i

value your friendship you've only spoken

to me like three times

ever including this one well i value you

too heather

huh i think just saying it is enough

how's our team ever supposed to win when

there's only three of us left

enough downy talk you guys we are

quitters

we're fighters

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girls got fire in our eyes i packed a

seasoned supply of lip gloss

and i've barely finished one tube no way

am i going home yet ladies i took the

liberty of smuggling a few

things out of first class i better not i

might break out oh

is that a snuffer's bar

sierra my former teammate i smuggled

this one out just for you well she

doesn't want

it we never trust the enemy especially

the excessively disgustingly flirty ones

no thanks enemy

of course heather's bonding with sierra

she's chris's favorite

and if that manipulative minx gets

sierra she'll have chris too

oh she's good

take a seat grab a handle and i'll tell

you where we're going

oh sweet boat guy right lindsay

um sure a dave visit

why are you wearing a life jacket cause

there's 13 of you

but only one valuable me get it chef

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welcome to new york city

new york new york do you know how many

stores there are here

i'm gonna buy like 10 seasons worth of

lip gloss without even

trying your first challenge

is a carriage race to central park which

i like to call

liberty or death oh i've always

dreamed of riding a horse-drawn carriage

don't even think about making me the

horse

heather no down conclusion jumpers it's

a baby carriage race

so where are the carriages yeah hope you

brought your climbing gloves

hello el chris i think your mischievous

spirit makes the game

thank you sierra it's nice to be

appreciated

appreciated i love you i

always did even way back when you were

making those terrible

movies about talking cats uh

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i was even going to call my first fan

club the christians

but that name was already taken

okay less chatter more splatter

higher climbing more climbing we'll

leave the splatter to fade

anywho once you reach lady liberty's

crown

pull up your rope to bring your team up

faster once everybody's up

your team grabs the correct carriage off

the spike races back down to your boat

and follows the buoys to your next

exciting destination central park

um so when do we go shopping you don't

look i'm a rabid monkey

ow what are these ropes made of steel

wool

strong and rough just like the big apple

why don't i go first and make sure it's

safe for you ladies

i know exactly how we should climb

you're not gonna suggest we belay again

are you cause that worked so well in

egypt but

no i never mind i think

sierra should decide omg i thought i

knew

everything about everyone on this show

you're really

nice heather of course i know heather's

playing me

i've seen every episode like 15 times

hello

i'm playing heather

no way am i losing this challenge after

you

i insist

best view in new york city

it's been 25 blister busty minutes

and nothing you guys are bumming me out

i'm worried about chris do you ever get

the feeling he misses his glory days

back when he was a huge star that he

feels like no one remembers

or cares

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poor chris i remember i care

oh making me sweat okay i gotta just

oh come on let's

go i'm tired i'm hungry

and i gotta pee oh sweet

i'll get the carriage which is something

only a really valuable teammate would do

hey chris no word i own every one of

your tv appearances on dvd

even your cooking show keep it plain

with chris mclain

your recipe for white rice is so great

it's totally unfair you got cancelled

after only one

episode

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i was going through a phase

like i said valuable team amazon

takes the lead how do we get back down

fireman's pull anyone

it's only a 30-story drop ladies first

um well someone's got to do it

here goes

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hallelujah i'll get the carrot

i always walk on the edge of the curve

never on the sidewalk

can't risk stepping on a cr*ck and

breaking mama's back no i'm saying

where am i echo

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nice one easy

you think you could give me a push ow oh

great big apple

hit it no wait hey

great we've gone from first place to

last nice

work courtney what

we're totally in first place

but taking a boat to central park

doesn't make a lick of sense in the

middle of that

oh

sometimes i hate chris okay all times

who will survive and who's taking a dive

find out when we return on total drama

world tour

ah there better be a reward at the end

of this challenge

like a long hot shower and disinfectant

was that an alligator there aren't any

alligators in the sewers

that's just an urban myth great

you hear that it sounded like

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where's heather's boat

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nasty that's the kind of stink that

never comes out make the gator sign a

waiver so we can show it on tv

chris you are such a brilliant commander

that's why you always stood out in your

boy band

whoa whoa whoa whoa chris was in a boy

band

moving on back in the 80s he was making

trouble

is easy to do but making you love me

is you painful in theme town

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i really admire the way you never let

mockery get to you

i'll have to include that in your

obituary i already have a draft wanna

hear

chris mclean was born in 1978 that

is it zip it permanently

sierra could have been chris's pet all

season but she threw it away

which makes her way less useful how

could this have happened

wait a minute that smile

alejandro that sneaky jerk

it's really on now just you

wait all right focus people welcome to

the second half of the challenge

bobbing for big apples nyc style

here's how it's gonna go down teams must

push their carriages along

one of the three paths to central park's

fabled turtle pond

there one member of each team will bob

for some very special apples

using only their mouths no hands

once they get it to shore the rest of

the team must load it into their

carriages

and race to the finish line in the heart

of central park

and what's a baby carriage without a

baby oh a shopping cart

it was a rhetorical question oh chris

that is so simple

one member of each team must ride in

their carriage and stay there all the

way to the finish

line i'll do it oh and i'll do it for

team victory

i love it when people call me baby make

a mental note of that bro

i don't have a pen victory got here

first so

they get the shortest path to the pawn

team chris is really really really

really hot

gets the longest path on the left and

team amazon gets the longest path

on the right oh and a little traveling

music please

it's always been a dream of mine to

dance in new york city

so we're really doing this music part

every single time

fun huh now move it we only have permits

to cordon off this section of the park

for another hour

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what's not to love about new york city

the taxis honk out in new york city the

crime is high the pigeons fly

what's not to love about

the lights are brighter the fun is

funner the bagels are bigger and the

buns are bummer the dirt and grime make

every always shine

what's not to love about new york

hope the stores and the fashion big

shows where star's passion

it's crazy because the city never sleeps

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what's not to love what's not to love

the other teams are here too i thought

we got the shortest path

maybe but your dancing took the longest

to recover from

and look at the size of them apples

remember no

hands i've totally got this guys

well my hair my lip gloss

all right if we lose it's not my fault

thanks cj go show that my

perfect ballet leaps close the gap now

someone dive in before we lose the

advantage ooh

last year i broke my leg in the egg and

spoon race at the chris mclean fan club

picnic

hold up there's a chris mclean fan club

picnic

it's awesome there were like six of us

anyway i had to stay off it for over a

month and i took the seal training

course online

handy huh i repeat dive in

central park is so romantic don't you

find whatever

i know you've been messing with sierra's

head so back off or you'll wish you had

my wish doesn't involve backing off oh

just go play with your stupid team and

leave us alone

you're beautiful when you play hard to

get

i'm going you bet you are right out of

the game

it's not working come on man use your

head

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evil turtles it's called turtle pond for

a reason bro

go sierra curry you are so

weird quick we're barely in the lead

to the finish line

okay mr nibbles back to your

now snap home and let's go

hurry

she's got a sister you know for real all

right give him my digits man

oh hold

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wait this isn't our carriage no noah

means

no first place we have to go back

okay now who gets a big kiss

what we lost and the winner of the new

york challenge is

team amazon

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team victory congrats on not coming in

last

team chris is really really really

really hot you're facing elimination for

the first time

but you won't have to go through with it

because this is really a reward

challenge

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psyched

so i shouldn't talk to chris for a while

well how long a while long enough for

him to forget how creepy

or special you are as the winners of

this reward

challenge team amazon gets to keep or

dump the prizes contained in the apples

so how about it ladies hey sorry

how about it ladies and baby hey

candy hey leave some for the rest of us

of course no prob sure

can i thank christopher the apple not

right now

i think i deserve to open the last one

all things considered the carriage spot

did help us win

but we wouldn't have lost either way so

don't get all big-headed

what the a meat grinder oh this must be

the booby prize forget it

oh maybe we should keep it just in case

that really is satisfying will heather

ever manage to earn the respect of her

teammates um

i'm standing right here find out next

time

on total drama world tour

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