03x08 - The Am-AH-Zon Race

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germany here our competitors encountered

the glorious alps

as fun to go up as they are to come down

they also learned why germany is

world-renowned for the care they put

into their sausages

from this day on however germany will

only be known for

one thing it's traditional dance

specifically the slap heard around the

world

there's an even dozen left but not for

long

on total drama world dad i'm doing

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famous

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famous

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engine failure will you pipe down

already

crash position

wow what a terrible dream ow what

happened

nothing a little ice and revenge won't

fix cool

wait did you say revenge of course not

off topic do you have any serious

allergies

uh let's see now sometimes i get the

feeling al might

slightly not totally like me punching

him in the face

probably didn't help unless he likes

that kind of thing

huh fingers crossed

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stupid economy class being back here has

some perks

next time we get on this plane we'd

better be back in first class yeah

cool let's be a team a team that gets

along

all of us with everyone forgiving

anything that might have ever happened

by accident

or whatever yeah i feel bad about voting

lively shauna

all she did was hurt heather i'm hurting

innocent animals

how long can the curse last anyway cheer

up dj

if tyler can come back anything can

happen

maybe we'll become the best team ever

here's the best team

ever is exactly what i'll say when i get

into the first-class compartment

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uh what you doing i'm on the internet

you can check your email when i'm done

writing my blog if you want

uh yeah that'd be

no no no i'm good actually

yeah no

looking good brace for landing

we've arrived at our next destination

the

amazon but the runway's a little

short team amazon in the amazon

that's got to be a lucky sign

whenever a team predicts good luck they

always lose but i didn't no i just meant

i

gosh i hope none of the amazon said this

might be lucky for them

that'd be disastrous welcome to peru

birthplace of the mighty amazon river

this challenge is called

the m ah zone race teams must hike along

an ancient inca trail

through the peruvian jungle all the way

to machu picchu

hidden somewhere among the ruins of

machu picchu a

golden treasure awaits discovery find

the treasure to win first class passage

to our next destination

last team to arrive at machu picchu will

have to send someone out the elimination

door

and be warned the jungle contains many

vicious insects

yes cody the legal department may be

well aware of your deathly allergies and

insisted

we supply an epipen wouldn't make sense

to give it to the person who has the

allergies

what if you need an injection when

you're unconscious

who can we get to carry this oh

chris

i'll take it no

i'm the only one who knows what sends

cody into anaphylactic shock

black hands brown ants red ants but geo

beads wolf spiders katie did crickets

the clear wings a furious peretta

butterfly and goat saliva

goat saliva must make dating a little

tough hey cody

here you are

also in the jungle are the zing zings a

native tribe who have

never encountered modern man and they're

not about to

so if you spot a zing zing do not

make contact they

will you stop that

how far is it to monkey pitching machu

picchu

is a hop skip and a jump from here plus

18 hours

the jungle is too dangerous to travel at

night so

teams will have to break at dusk and

camp along the trail until sunrise

and i assume there are no tents correct

amundo

now because the playing area is so vast

and dangerous

each team will have a walkie-talkie in

case of emergency

teams i wish you good luck or at the

very least

a lack of death eenie meenie miney

left

what you think left yeah left left is

definitely good

maybe we should go right no left even if

it's wrong

at least everyone will be wrong yeah

safety in numbers

just thinking of you ladies

when cody agreed with me in front of

everyone i swear

i heard wedding bells let gwen decide

she's the one who's feeling lucky i said

i was sorry

if you're right you're a hero if you're

wrong we know who to eliminate

your parents must love this show gets

you out of the house

welcome tiny victory i'd say team but

you're

more of a duo but hey first is first

so you get to cross this water hazard

using the t-bar

everyone else will have to take the line

hand over hand

sweet

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hey thanks for taking my epipen you know

how to use it right

not a clue i get bit you jammed the

needle into my naked butt cheek

yeah good luck with that

bug up

i'm the only one who will always be

there for you cody

always i'm

doomed where's the hanging on

thingy part hanging on thingy you know

the

riding stick the grabby whatchamacallit

uh the zipper buckle handle getting

colder

we need no t-bar we our team chris is

really really really really hot

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whatever you say out

oh yes there may or may not be piranhas

in this water

sings

we can't make contact stay still

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well well lucky us

chris we need help chris

chris no batteries

eat that ghost eat it this should be

interesting

he's got good vertical for a guy leaping

out of water

all right who's next izzy has a plan

come on the batteries in my flashlight

should fit into the walkie-talkie

but i can't reach my back right pocket i

can do it

i can reach quit it gwen you're closest

you are not allowed to enjoy this

k*ller casanova kissing mints hair gel

saw body spray x-ray glasses what color

are cody's undies

who wears undies in the amazon uh can i

borrow those glasses

everyone that's who wears undies in the

amazon everyone

men touched my butt i had pants on but

it was pretty much my butt

when i win the money i'm going to get my

arms extended

next time i will reach cody's pocket

i think i got it ow you'll be okay

i swear it's just like a big sh*t of

adrenaline how big

oh back left my bad

dusk we can make cap here

we rest in water oh

nachos if you k*ll her right now eh sure

all we're missing is chips beef tomatoes

cheese

salsa slow down guys i'm making a list

chris tell me you have food cause we're

starving

victory twins you're still in first

and this is your reward

whoa all the bananas you can eat

wow she sounds like she's really in

trouble i should pick this up

after the break

fish walkie-talkies are for emergencies

only the zingy's pop of the tree ties up

with my hands and cody's pants

this struggle is big way to go cody

thank you help us

when epipen

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help us now we're in first place

hi tyler okay team amazon

remain calm and

you must be joking do we have to sing

back up nope

this one is all amazon but

let's make it end with a little solo

from heather

and kid

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we should have just gone left we

wouldn't be in this match

i said so too but then gwen

now if he gets bitten my obituaries

get us out of this place ain't having

the luck that i anticipated

probably means i'm limited yeah i'm out

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is

i think they think you're a god of some

kind

which means the rest of us are

expendable

dj what are you doing i'm covered in

bugs

wow the bugs look exactly like teeny

tiny adorable monkeys

what oh no

they must have been attracted to the

bananas

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is that coming from the fire fires

rarely growl

i'll build it maybe spanish fires growl

what is that

that's right back off

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the gold tooth crazy or what i mean it's

crazy right i mean you can't just be

meeting it's crazy it's crazy

crazy even as a child i knew that

someday a large group of people would

worship me

i knew

i think they're gonna be okay let's get

moving

day break no time for head counts we've

got to get to machu picchu and find that

treasure

hurry

the victorious twosome somehow

you two are still in first place find

the treasure before anyone else

and you'll leave peru in first class

yes yes yes what happened to him

same old story att*cked by miniature

monkeys i deserved

it i always deserve it but this time the

animals hurt you and we're still in

first place

maybe for once the person going home

won't be from our team

split up we'll cover more ground

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you can't start searching until the

whole team is here

owen you never said that

you're making up the rules as we go and

this surprises you because

fine allow me to search for our beloved

teammate

and epinephrine wears off it knocks you

out good

her snoring is making me crazy i think

you mean

crazy er heather make them untie us

what if i ask and it makes them angry

angry enough to sacrifice one of you

you don't want that she's got a point

owen

wow what happened to you you saw you

watched the caterpillars drag me away

i don't know what you mean the others

were asleep but you

you had your eye open i saw you

obviously

you're wrong the others went ahead

without you

i refused to move on until i found you

so

you're my only real friend it would seem

so

owen wow i've never been so scared of a

friend before

hey thanks that's what friends are for

tick tock tick tock

let's find that treasure

i found it this is weird

hey guys what you doing we got it

the olden treasure great except we're

looking for

golden treasure i found it

like that finally victory for

team victory

did he say golden

no it's okay if you want to get on their

good side you should

kneel before me i'm a bit of a god to

the zing zings

those aren't zing zangs they look like

local peruvian teenagers

but the outfits the spears your

actors in this year's shakespeare in the

jungle production of macbeth oh we play

the borders

i let bit actors put a gold tooth in my

mouth

ew yes you aren't a god after all and

you lost the talent

y'all got a boat someone hold on oh no

i just got bit by a red ant

oh we don't have another epipen i'll try

to suck the poison out yeah

if only there were someone we could

blame for all this

morning gwen oh did we win

more freshly baked cookies don't mind if

i do

would it be okay with you if i ask tyler

to come join us up here

sure tyler tyler

well you did lead us to disaster

but uh i'll join you guys and vote for

heather too on one condition

you have to stop being so nice to cody

if it means heather is finally gone

you've got a deal

oh great it's pirate pablo

ah heather cheer up your departure will

make the game a whole lot

easier for me i know you messed with

lashana and bridget too probably

you are just lucky you didn't try

anything on me ah

but with the temptation of a kiss even

you

can resist me forever i

would have crushed you all right amazons

are you ready to find out who you chose

to eliminate

what you think cody you give that a big

fat

thumbs up let's take a look at who you

all voted for

just for fun i vote

for heather and chris there's ten

dollars in it if you forget to give her

a parachute

goodbye heather

wow feels too good to be true i

vote when i vote for heather

i used to say that in my bathroom mirror

all the time

and now here i am doing it this is so

awesome

i vote for sierra she's like the stalker

girlfriend i always thought i wanted

until i got one there all done

he voted for

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president of his fan club after

all i've done for him foot rubs

secret hair collection i mean it's

just so cody

let's just get this over with i guess

this would be a good time to watch

heather fall out of the plane

you know if this had actually been an

elimination round

but it's not surprise

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now they fear me and so they should i

will make them all

pay for what they tried to do to me and

then i'll crush alejandro for dessert

heather's mad

tune in for the fallout next time

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so

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wow