03x14 - Greece's Pieces

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03x14 - Greece's Pieces

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previously on total drama world tour

london england home to royalty history

and some very hard bosses crunch

here heather went through a painful

growing period

we said a surprised hello to duncan and

a sad goodbye to noah

and last but not least duncan and gwen

had a

steamy private moment that wasn't

completely private

it's almost like someone broke the lock

on the bathroom door

on purpose just so this would happen but

who's got two thumbs and would have done

that

we've got nine competitors left and a

million dollars on the line

whose game is getting old and who's

strong enough to

grab the gold find out right now on

total

drama world tour

oh now that is just embarrassing

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c

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i'll get there one day

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oh

oh he looks so good doesn't he look good

he looks great i'm so happy

for you happy for you don't get me wrong

he's not perfect i made a little list of

the things that need to change

but once i change these 47 things about

him

he will be perfect ah what am i doing

the moment i finally become friend-ish

with courtney

i kiss her boyfriend i'm a horrible

person

if it happens again i'll tell her oh

is it wrong that i really really want it

to happen again

ah horrible person it's so nice to have

a girl to talk to

especially now that duncan's back quinn

probably still has a crush on him

who wouldn't but she also likes her

teeth

a lot can you imagine if you me and

duncan

end up in the final three oh that'd be

crazy

just you me and my boyfriend

huh what do you think chris would do to

turn us against each other oh

let's not guess i'd rather it be a

surprise

noah don't eat the poison stuff it's

poison

oh was i talking in my sleeve

sorry i'll just go away

tyler and al are super tight now after

they spent all that time stuck on the

plane in london

they even voted noah off noah

oh i missed the pitter-patter of his

tiny feet

ah and now i think i might be next

something wrong tyler if you tell me

maybe i can help

i saw something oh

wow that was a deep sleep

the sleep of the dead you know what i

mean tyler

dead

tyler saw me and gwen kissing and now

he's all freaked out

but i think he knows better than to talk

about it he

better know better i'm bad with secrets

duncan and tyler i must figure out

what's going on there

and use it prepare yourselves for

challenges

of an amateur caliber

because we're recreating the original

olympics

and we're heading to the birthplace of

the olympics right now

in greece atlantis mount olympics

wrong fictional and what

we're going to rome italy whoa

pizza party but courtney was correct the

olympics originated in greece

no they originated greece they're right

interns everyone should probably hang on

to something

everyone except you

you might want to find some info on

greece

quickly greece it is

chef slight change of plans prepare

yourself for battle child's play

there's no way us athletes will lose an

olympic challenge to a team with no

men hope you look good in silver

i'm great in gold i'll be happy to lend

you one of ours

since we'll have all of them hey

what was that what was what you were

staring at duncan

oh i was just uh

you've really got to do something about

that mohawk that was number seven

on the list of things to change but now

i kind of like it

does funny things oh yeah love is

hysterical

welcome to the acropolis in athens

greece home to many of the very first

olympians

who as my intern has informed me

competed naked

all right time to drop the laundry no no

no that was just a quirky fact not an

order there's no need to be 100 accurate

stay dressed

very dressed we only have to resort to

nudity if there's a tiebreaker

today we're gonna do things a bit

differently since team chris is really

really really really hot is down a man

and team amazon is an all-girl team oh

in order to make things fair all today's

challenges will be

one-on-one matches every victory gets

you a gold medal the team with the most

golds

wins first class tickets to our next

destination

second place wins a brutal elimination

ceremony and silver medals

right second place gets silver there are

no silver medals

just gold but at the olympics that's it

as a kid i always fantasized about being

an olympian

standing proudly on that podium with my

head held high

as i listened to the national anthem

how's some other country

bringing home another silver for canada

our first historical event is a grecian

scavenger hunt

the inside of the odium of paraglaze is

filled with maze-like rows of huge

columns

players must search through this ancient

forest of columns

and return with the grecian treasure

that awaits you inside

first one to do so takes the goat

so who's going in me what

maybe not me you gotta go i can take

this one and i'll win versus duncan

idiot

wow that is so fun

now there's tension between duncan and

gwen perhaps tyler and gwen are secretly

dating and duncan is

uh no no no patience

did you see those sparks gwen's had a

crush on duncan from season one

and he's always had something for her

too there's a whole fan base dedicated

to gunkin

i wonder if this year a new relationship

fan base will start for sioni

ah no no codera

what's the big deal just let someone

else do this event my decision

is final duncan excuse me

i didn't say anything and you won't say

anything else until the olympics are

over

between now and then you can either zip

it or sing it that'll begin to make up

for the songs you missed while you were

in breach of your contract

and if you speak instead of singing

you'll earn a lash from chef's

olympic towel ooh a towel

i'm so scared you should be exhibit a

wow shucks really should have sung that

owl bro

oh much better

uh why do we need these these authentic

spartan shields will help you in your

treasure hunt

for the treasure you seek is tied to an

ermanthian

boar good luck to you both

duncan chef will be following you so be

sure to sing it if you gotta say it

chef sound the spartan battle horn

ugh that's the spartan battle horn

for reals just go already

the rest of you follow me we're not

going to stay

and watch closely at all times

nope time to flip channels just like the

real olympics

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pancration is an ancient greek martial

art

with no rules last man standing

wins the gold as the strongest amazon i

volunteer to fight for our team

i'm pretty sure i'm the strongest

as i was saying that's it i volunteer to

fight

courtney um i need someone from team i

am really really really really hot to

get involved here

anyone come on al we can take them wait

i was on the wrestling team in grade

school then we should make an

arrangement

i'll give you my spot if you swear

you'll repay me the favor down the road

we're gonna destroy you

gold into the ring with all of you my

first olympics

this is so cool

yeah i hope gwen is doing better than we

are way to help me dorcas

that's it courtney you show him who's

boss go amazon

come on tyler just pin her already i

don't want to hurt a girl

never fear ladies i'm back to save you

just stay out of the way pipsqueak

your team is fierce but should they be

fighting with us

that's too gold for chris is really

really really really hot

too hey it was supposed to be a

one-on-one challenge

but you guys turned it into a team event

in a world where owen can win an olympic

gold medal

do the amazons really stand a chance

find out when we come back

on total drama world tour

dear poor boy

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oh hey i just you go first

time for a song please continue

this time with music gwen although this

is a duet


only duncan has to sing

i know what you're thinking i'm thinking

it too

i'm not sure what you're thinking so

maybe that's

true i don't know what happened but i

have no regrets for real or because you

know who doesn't know yet

oh it's just between us not exactly

someone made a bus

they sure weren't meant to see

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do it let's clear the air

save it for later look out for them

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is duncan okay how long were you guys

alone together before we got here

next event moving on what about duncan

shouldn't we help him

chef will do that moving on

interesting song someone's been very

naughty welcome to the hurdles event

the ultimate test of speed and

flexibility

players must leap higher and higher over

these hurdles while they race for the

finish line

first one across wins the goal and since

heather and alejandro are the only two

yet to compete

they'll be going head-to-head sorry but

i'm fast

and flexible if we lose tonight we're

gonna vote out whoever

didn't win a medal right

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oh yeah no man should be that flexible

that should be cody out there in second

grade

he competed in a hurdles event and won

the coveted participation award

oh the things you know frighten all of

us really

they do on your mark get set

don't worry you can borrow my medal if

you ever need to look like a winner

ah gold gold gold gold

dude come on come on

relax my friends victory is at hand

yes a gold for the amazons

ah dude is it over

so i should get back to my team know

where the exit is

perfect okay seriously

where is duncan duncan will join us as

soon as he can

you know if he's still alive if what

does that mean

can we focus on the game please it's

time for the dreaded tiebreaker

one sec chris you sounded really

concerned there

well i i know how you feel so you know

how i feel

like you get it or like you feel the

same way

uh look wings attention please

chef spent over one hour building two

sets of wings

out of wax and the feathers we find in

the plane's engine

one member from each team must strap on

the wings and take flight

all the way up there whoever snags the

gold medal out of the sky

wins the olympics and first class

passage for their team

uh sounds kind of dangerous not at all

we're gonna need some more wax so who's

going up i'll do it

for all of you

thank you cody team me super hot me

who's going i'll do it to the extreme

and since it's a tiebreaker before you

two strap on your wings

please slip into these authentic spartan

battle costumes costume

oh he's like an angel those costumes are

not authentic

no one cares this is gonna be a close

one

yes too close someone needs a

distraction to slow them down

time to pay back that favor please tell

courtney what you know about

duncan and gwen

on your marks now

i saw duncan and gwen kiss oh

what oh that's a load off

he said he sucked get sick

how could you i thought we were

friend-ish

i hate you i hate you

duncan duncan you called

nice bikini

sing it fly cody fly cody

stay where you are but we'll lose

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oh cody stay where you are you

are so eliminated

she's got my vote agreed

i'll do anything for gwen she has to

kiss me

eventually

their wings are molting maybe it's

seasonal come on

cody you don't get to cheer

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nasty

i don't believe it not even a scratch

amazon's win and the losers are heading

back to the elimination room

for the second time in a row yes

oh wow i had no idea punching could hurt

the fist too

you knocked out duncan

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the kiss was great really great

but was it worth it i'm certainly not

gonna last much longer

and duncan's probably getting eliminated

right now

so here we are let's look at why

tyler volunteered for and lost the

tiebreaker which

is why you're all here plus he got tko'd

by a girl

funny yes but not helpful alejandro blew

it in the hurdles

which forced the tiebreaker which is why

you're all here

plus he knocked himself out cold trying

to outman a girl

all this while his hair was in a

ponytail what does my hair have to do

with duncan

he lost his first challenge back and

managed to ruffle a lot of melted

feathers

plus if all the girls get eliminated we

have no

idea who he'll try to kiss next your

choice is pretty clear

but today the final choice is mine

and the drop of shame will be taken by

this in turn

oh yes that's right

i'm ignoring the vote as if i'm gonna

send duncan home when the fun's just

getting started

team chris is really really really

really hot stays as it is

for now will courtney and gwen patch

things up

and who's going for the next drop find

out right here

on total drama world

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