03x15 - The Ex-Files

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03x15 - The Ex-Files

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last time on total drama world tour

grease hey it was ruined before we got

there

here we learned that alejandro may not

be perfect

unless perfection means being super

clutzy

and tyler spilled the beans about duncan

and gwen's kiss

thoughts

i had no idea cody had such a k*ller

right hook

in the end the amazons won but no one

went home

so everyone could marinate in awkward

soup for at least one more challenge

who's gonna get knocked out of orbit

this week get ready to believe

right here on total drama world

dad i'm

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you doing me what i wanted to be and now

i think the answer is

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cause i wanna be famous

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oh

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gwen and duncan duh

but boyfriend stealing's wrong

she's gone

what a beautiful day it is mmm

what is that delicious smell oh i know

it's tension and it has nothing to do

with me

i have never felt so safe thanks gwen

gwen is going down i can't believe i

ever trusted that

son-fearing emo-loving liar

well at least i broke up with duncan on

my terms

it was totally empowering

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at least i still have my pride

i'm serious the guy's a jerk with a

capital g

i'd never cheat on my lindsay the way he

hurt courtney

he deserved two kicks to the permission

to speak freely

you know athlete to athlete what

happened to your medal

huh oh well i ate the chocolate so good

then we filled it with peanuts ate those

refilled it with foam packing peanuts

ate those puked up a painful white cloud

and

didn't reveal it a jock talk aside

the way i see it duncan is a double gold

medalist

in the total drama babe olympics there's

a babe olympics

well duncan is the only guy in td

history to score

two hotties courtney and gwen

punk's got mojo problem

duncan is a strong player solution

courtney is volatile she'll throw the

amazons off their game

and dunkin off his game too all she

needs is a little push

huh plane could use a tune-up

attention potential crash victim please

remain

some calm snacks in the common area if

you don't believe me

and want a last meal

you call these snacks we're all gonna

die

looking especially pasty this morning

that means so much coming from a cyclops

ah unbelievable forgive me i'm simply

offended on your behalf

perhaps a little payback is in order how

would duncan like it if you

flirted with someone oh man

duncan will lose it it's basic breakup

math

the more mad duncan gets the more

jealous he looks

the credier gwen feels the more

vindicated i

am it's perfect must

leave beautiful corpse

tyler is super cute

wow you're so fit and strong

tyler

the dark is my witness that was not me

three two one and you're back

we landed already ah i'm so over my

flying thing

looks like i owe you five bucks my uncle

julio is a hypnotist

manipulating runs in the family and that

wasn't the

only post-hypnotic suggestion i gave

owen

everyone welcome to the coolest

extraterrestrialist

place in the world area 52

52 area 51 is where all the cool alien

stuff is

the show's so broke we have to fake an

area now

nope this really is area 52 and that's

area

51 right there we're just inside the

border well

all of us except duncan

thanks for the laser show colonel

it's good to have friends in area 51

places

[Laughter]

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flirting with tyler i knew she hated me

but i had no idea she hated me that much

wow listen up space cases

the 5-1 is the most tightly protected

m*llitary base

in the world which is why tonight's

challenge is gonna be

so much fun for me

part one break into area 51 without

getting

sh*t gasped plasma raid or otherwise

k*lled

the place is guarded by elite black ops

soldiers so

if anyone does get all exploded their

untimely but hilarious demise will be

blamed on a

freak weather balloon accident

part two each team must find a genuine

functioning

alien artifact inside area 51's

infamous black box warehouse the place

is

full of broken alien junk you need to

find something alien that

still works but be careful

the warehouse is loaded with booby traps

part

three the winning team must bring their

working artifact back to area 52

intact last team back faces elimination

and do not get caught over there rumor

has it trespassers get a memory wipe

and are transferred to an alien colony

where they either become

slaves or food you have till dawn

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go okay

we should split up and scout for points

of entry owens with me

so courtney huh she can't stop flirting

with you

flirting with me whoa

but no i couldn't do that to my lindsay

guys

you gotta see this

wow

i think it's safe to cross

i'll be on the plane hey listen up i

have a plan

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ooh some kind of security vegetable

patch

cody get your clammy hands off of my leg

i'm not touching your leg

since when do lizards fly everyone

freeze

we are on a minefield

way to lead new heather

new heather remember throw the rock and

run in the opposite direction

now

now

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oh and go

where's owen

how'd you get over there

owen wait you don't have to count

nicely done tyler ah

what are we gonna do why don't you make

out with the minefields

boyfriend we're wasting time someone do

something

uh anything but that okay i'll give you

a choice

what would you rather do sing a song or

tap dance in a minefield

whoa okay i'm out

boyfriend kisser i thought she was my

friend but now

it's time to diss her sure we had some

fun times but i'm not gonna miss her now

my friend kisser

you're gonna get what's coming to you if

it's the last thing

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that's right that's right

that's right let's go a little back we

captured duncan in a sack and had a

laugh att*ck when you stretched me on

the right

all those times you made me smile you

wanted my man

all the while duh it was so obvious

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and you sacrificed your candy to do it

thank the dwarf while you run

wicked we b*at chris is really really

really really hot here

think again pasty

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will our amateur alien hunters make it

out of the mysterious black box with

their butts intact

and where's owen

find out when we return on total drama

world tour

they stole owen and brought him in here

somewhere oh

no poor tyler want to go somewhere

quiet and talk about it

welcome to the black box warehouse

finding a functioning alien artifact in

here

is gonna be a bit like finding a needle

in a haystack

a haystack with a black ops security

system

which i set off when i hacked into this

pa

my bad

great more broken jump


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can't these boxes have labels

initializing elimination procedure

hmm she is a pain but i need her vote to

get rid of gwen

what are you waiting for i am covered in

space not

at least the stupid thing is intact oh

no better keep looking are you

trying to lose what if

you're not gonna fatten me up to feed

your race of probe happy aliens

are you initiating g

seven eight five one protocol barge

oh no the memory wiper thingy

if i only remember one thing please

let it be nachos with extra jalapenos

it's gotta be owen owen we're here to

save you buddy

never leave oh man behind

tyler there's no time we need to find an

artifact

it's not like one's just gonna fall out

of the sky

huh i stand corrected now let's hope it

works

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aliens don't probe me brow

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you do go first okay the kiss

was awesome even though now everyone on

my team thinks i'm the new heather

even heather but i can see that

courtney's ridiculous flirting is

getting to you

so if you've changed your mind about our

sick

was that just to shut me up not entirely

why don't we just

let things happen no pressure no

planning

no pukems okay see that there is why i

like you

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try not to get eliminated same to you

oh my gosh oh my gosh

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what's this a double date tell you what

you agree not to

vote me off this week then i save your

butt

deal okay first big mouth

oh gross ever heard of overkill guy

oh what

oh no the aliens stole my memory and

styled my hair

and did your makeup

[Laughter]

oh thanks again colonel i can see why

that mullet is

top secret i really don't think they

stole your

memory owen no but they did tyler i

can't even remember your name

a little help here please or duncan's

name

or owl's name or chris or the total

drama plane or

mom's cheese cellar back home are any of

us

no wait never mind i think i'm good uh

oh how you doing now al how

loud three two one and

revenge

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take me out to the ball game

take me out with the crowd

buy me some peanuts

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the running man alejandro is all right

hurry it's getting angrier

one intact alien artifact first class

here we come

take me three two one and we're back

did we won

great now we got to carry him out i'll

stick with the alien

let's go alejandro

is that you well well

what have we here tell me you two found

something i found a

penny so we have nothing that's greatly

bad for us guys one working alien

artifact

totally intact

save it for first class let's go smells

like

burnt candy come on guys we didn't get

this far in the competition because

we're

wimps it's because we stay one step

ahead of them

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[Applause]

why is the purple meatball playing the

piano

former alien life form impressive

too bad it's not still intact what

oh the guys b*at us

thanks

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and the amazons win again

i want gwen gone too but strategy is key

right now we've got to focus on picking

off the guys

hello are you even listening to me got

these going down

got these going

you have been replaced attention all

players

and brooding goth check it's time to

throw a guy

out of the plane team chris is really

really really really hot

not a lot of teamwork going on tonight

owen

wasting time on a new hairdo not cool

duncan making deals before you'll help

your teammates

that's low tyler is stoked that duncan

is outie

no tyler you're outie what what

you're cutting tyler instead of duncan

oh what's wrong with you

is there gonna be a revolt

that's it no more mrs nice guy

people are gonna pay two people

specifically you hear me

i will have my revenge

will courtney get her revenge

find out next time right here for total

drama

one come tour

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