03x20 - Chinese Fake-Out

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last time on total drama world tour

our newlywed couples fell hard for

niagara falls

with the teams dissolved alliances were

tested

a few tempers too sierra however found

that the honeymoon challenge was the

perfect way to propose to cody

but fake marrying our new arrival

plainly didn't do owen much good

our favorite big buddy was sent home

thanks to alejandro's sneaky work behind

the scenes

who will win who will lose who will be

in my hot tub the top is for host only

i'm a host watch lights

fights and a whole world of awesome

sights

right here on total drama okay out of my

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my top you asked me what i wanted to be

and now i think the answer is

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famous

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hey ex-wifey

well at least something good came out of

our marriage

ah come on court can we stop fighting

already

don't get me wrong i'm really enjoying

the silent treatment but it's starting

to get old with owen gone i lost a vote

i could count him

so i figured making nice with courtney

wasn't a bad idea

done as long as you stay in there we

can't fight

attention fellow passengers feeling

alone in the game

looking for an ally you can call your

very own consider

joining forces with me you won't regret

it this promise is not legally binding

offer maybe with one at any time

have you considered helping out a

contestant i never mess with the game

girly oh right you got busted helping dj

last season

shame really because i have connections

in the tv world

and i've always thought you'd be great

on your own show

chris is just holding you back she wants

to throw a reception for us when we get

home

she wants to get one of those cupcake

cakes and spend the whole day smashing

icing into each other's

faces they say it's always best for a

husband to indulge his wife

except they're not married but they are

i saw it myself

there is no marriage certificate no

rings no paparazzi photos

no that's true that's true

seriously you are about as married as

alejandro and i

are mian i know you crave alejandro like

a baked chicken craves mole sauce

but marriage aren't you rushing things

you you it your mouth says ich

but your eyes say something else they

say

barf i know they're married only in

sierra's fantasy

but she needs me to say i witnessed it

and therefore

she stays on our side there is no

our side if i can get sierra off this

show

i win cody's loyalty and leave alejandro

with only duncan you

and i have a similar problem really

which escaped mental patient are you

married to

all i mean is that sometimes when you're

too nice to somebody

they get the wrong idea happens to me

all the time

not like this she's making baby name

lists i don't want kids

she can't make me have kids right just

tell her that you will never

ever be a thing ultimately it's going to

be doing her

a favor

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me how welcome to

china a vast country rich in history

culture

innovation and delicious sauces

our first challenge is torn from the

pages of her rich history

in 8 million bc kingdom some led a

battalion of donkey warriors down

this very great wall 8 million bc was

the myostine era

there were dinosaurs yeah what she said

we've provided a selection of vehicles

to race to our mystery destination

they're first come first served it's the

chinese way

ready [ __ ]

i better get this clay in here yeah i'm

trying to do

show here do we go or what yeah

yeah we go yeah can we do this later

so we go now okay fine

hey who said you could go yeah we'll

watch out

there's a few things i was gonna warn

you about but

forget it cody

let's get ready to rock the rickshaw it

is so fine

i don't see a vanity plate on it

girlfriend

i would like to send a shout out to my

personal trainer bunny for making me do

all those sprints you rule sorry for

calling you a waste of skin

you know that was just the adrenaline

talking stop

breathing down my neck or get a mint

already

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also big ups to my hand-to-hand combat

instructor butchie

you are not a roid monkey no matter what

i said

you did not just do that i'm good

right okay come and get me alliance

buddy

oops what i mean is if

any of you would still like to be in an

alliance with me feel free to pull i'm a

true size zero fyi

okay oh duncan

you do know that i think of you as my

bromigo yeah so

we gonna wrestle over this or what if

you want it it's yours

i will unfortunately have to ride this

skateboard

later

a small price to pay for duncan's

loyalty what i forgot to mention

is that i won a gold medal at the south

american skate olympics

mine no i was here first

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you can't have both of them sorry the

donkeys for me for being her sugar-faced

yummy pie this is your way of telling

her the hard truth

you've got to pick your moments you know

giddy up

let's go

oh they don't really look like your

style what are you laughing at

you're not going anywhere fast oh i

wouldn't be so

sure diva thank you nice speed there

buddy

gracias i hope gravity is also your

buddy on this incline

thanks hope a wheel doesn't lock up and

land you on your face

oh hey bro what's that

yo wanna know what else the chinese

invented

it's okay ace now can you just give me a

little more

gas here that wasn't what he meant

now giddy up you bad donkey

this is gonna hurt me more than it hurts

you sierra

i like you okay but there are some

people you like

like like and and then there are some

people you like

like more than like huh

you feel me you like me you really

like me as a friend she could go on like

this all day ace so could we get a move

on

yeah oh

is that how you break up with people in

the donkey world

i thought you lost me eh buddy glad

you're okay

pal hey your shoelace is untied

they're boots nice try ugh who needs to

try

not me oh come on oh come

on romigo may we agree to stop well sure

if you need to catch your breath but i

gotta courtney's in need of some aid

oh you want to watch her squirm for a

while cool

a mamacita in distress is a terrible

thing and by helping her

we could gain her loyalty dude she

doesn't have any of that

trust a guy who's tried you do what you

must my friend

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so miss cit is now miss i can't do it

myself

can you just mind your own business come

on man just

leave her let her stew in her own

stuck-up juices

you know i would never leave you to stew

in the juice right i would do anything

to help you continue in this game

thank you and if there's ever anything i

could do to help you

oh i will remember that

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but he has to love me back he has to

you need love tea more you

drink more

just standing around and insulting me

while the race is still

on only means one thing you're a loser

if annoying you is wrong

i don't want to be right please the two

of you

see even alejandro

should we go back and help her what do

you think i'm going straight to the

finish line

anybody who survives meet me at the

finish

there's more bombs to come plus free

fortune cookies with every takeout

entree

right here on total drama world tour

welcome back to total drama where our

contestants are in a mega tough race

down the great wall of fame

romigo i think i b*at you oh bud i edged

you out big time

may we check the photo finish what show

do you think you're on there's no prize

for first anyway

what if you had waited for me to say the

rules anybody

who makes it over the line before the

gong rings gets to join me for a

very special lunch aka the next part of

the competition

i still won go sit on some chopsticks

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yes we made it i feel like i lost

what a sierra away like a couple hundred

pounds

whose shoes are a w*r crime you didn't

have to wear them

what if you had waited for me to

announce the rules

just tell me i b*at blainely sorry to

disappoint you sweetie

i had the greatest tour ever the little

villages

the rice paddies i even did a little

shopping but

who pulled you oh a good reporter never

reveals her sources

you see this eye zero i'm the emperor of

china

okay people it's time to

ring the gong bring it

to win today you'll have to eat more

than everybody else at this

totally awesome chinese restaurant who

doesn't love

wontons last new year's i ate about a

thousand except that this is the world's

most

authentic chinese restaurant you'll be

enjoying

real street food delicacies deep fried

grasshoppers

kung pao larvae are you okay brah

i'm fine where i'm from we eat barbecued

guinea pig

this is nothing

yo it's maclean yeah i'm trying to make

a show here

if it's courtney tell her she's a loser

i am filled with relief oh yeah well i

am filled with rage do you know when i

landed

in a pigpen do you know how thoroughly i

got snouted

it's a good thing i have a very strong

stomach

ah good to hear i've been dreading the

eating competition

because my body is my temple and what

temple keeper would contaminate

this

okay you have to eat each bowl of delish

food

opening your mouth to prove it went down

if you're last to finish or you puke

you go sit with courtney on the loser

bench i am a cit

i am not a loser

look simply scrumptious chef

what is it allow me

to begin today's number a little

chinese lesson for you

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manche means enjoy your meal

is it roasted eel it's donkey meat

local delicacy ace

where are you fart if you can hear me

hmm

delicious drop something

done it's a bacon double cheeseburger

bacon double cheeseburger

hurry cody i can't eat ace

done cody you're out loser bench

mmm smells delicious chef

men menchie means born appetite

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it's still moving its feet it's hundreds

and hundreds of disgusting little

feet live meal worms local delicacy

wow chef five stars

sure ashley you're enjoying this

done oops my hair tie fell

heather you're out loser bench

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we've got room for more

starfish on a skewer local

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i delicacy know why i'm having such hair

type problems today

bacon bacon

duncan you're out loser bench

you're having a snack while you watch

this you are sick

yeah we don't even know what that's

called it ain't right whatever it is

don't get the squirts

we'd rather eat our shirts

wait stop why does blinny's food look so

much better

it's exactly the same listen

man and why does alejandro keep bending

over while he's eating

i got a better question why does old

courtney keep chewing her cud back here

i do not you have a little

something

chris what are you going to do about all

this crazy cheating

yeah okay budget blah blah blah what am

i supposed to do

get off the phone and host the flipping

show

alejandro is slipping his food back to

courtney and someone is giving blingly

actual food instead of gross ossity it

is a lie

so not true get over it i'm so ashamed

listen we gotta wrap this up so here's

the dealio

one last round whoever wins has

invincibility in tonight's vote

and they get to take the person of their

choice

up to first class with them

at least switch blaney's bowl to prove

she's not cheating

and move courtney away from alejandro

fine

blatantly trade bowls with sierra

courtney put this on to prove you can

keep your mouth shut

this is ridiculous let's get this done

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they love to eat on

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me

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i assume you feel compelled to vote for

courtney i do not blame you yeah well

you go ahead with your heather foe i

won't miss her i'm voting blamely but

heather busted you cheating

ah she only made a fuss because she

wants plainly gone so i will help her

with that

you believe that jeez dude

blainely courtney blainely

courtney sierra lee plainly

and the final vote goes to

courtney it's a tie yes prepare to go

down plainly

i am excellent in a tiebreaker situation

the producer's breathing down my neck

and i'm getting a lot of flack on this

budget stuff so

i was thinking why don't you both take

off

what how is getting rid of me going to

save money

wait on the plane food budget i don't

know

you're just both really annoying me

prepare to hear from my lawyers and

duncan

prepare for a personal defamation

lawsuit while i'm at it

bye-bye not so fast i have some things

to say first

ezekiel he's still hiding in the hold

sierra cody has voted for you

every single time get a clue heather and

alejandro

just give it up and make out already can

you get her out of here

i don't know this part's kind of fun oh

you want to hear something

really fun they wanted me to host the

show

you only got the job because i said no

and

is it really quiet in here all of a

sudden or is it just me

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gee sierra it's nice to be up here and

all

but i

you know this is very serious chef all i

can say is that the girl is awful

persuasive i was first choice for this

gig right

of course you were yeah right there's no

show without me

watch this five contestants one million

dollars

and a whole bunch of the world left to

mess up join us

next time on total drama

world tour

it is way better when you do it

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