03x22 - Rapa-Phooey!

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last time on total drama

world tour africa come for the safari

stay for the near death experience here

we played a few rounds of the world's

favorite game

and then we went on a wild ezekiel hunt

except nobody told duncan it was

open season on him

ouch and after all that heather and

alejandro voted the delinquent out

harsh plus sierra the lovesick

monkey rescued cody from another

lovesick monkey

only alejandra won and stole him away to

first class

can it get any wilder oh yeah it can

it's final four time right here on total

drama world tour

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famous

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in my way i'll get there one day

cause i is

i wanna

my socks are still on i'm still in the

same position i fell asleep in

i don't smell like crazy oh

sierra left me alone all night she did

try to sneak in

seven times but i sleep with one eye

open for a reason

oh oh thank you please my friend

it was nothing could we get up before

someone sees us

win african challenge invite

pathetically grateful nerdling to first

class

win today's challenge get nerdling to

vote for heather

done done and oh so close i can taste it

while you were sleeping chris delivered

my prize for winning

sadly i do not have much of a sugar

tooth yes

and as my dear mama always says i am

sweet enough already

yes plus i would rather not pollute my

system with chemicals and dyes

can i have it oh would you like it

please enjoy

i owe you one man

the marriage has been maybe a

teensy-weensy bit rocky so far

but i will do whatever it takes so what

do you recommend

oh i am not a therapist just pretend

how is this supposed to do anything i

need advice

desperately how do i make my marriage

work

marry somebody you don't have to trick

into it move

out of crazy town and join the rest of

us in the real

world and leave heather alone is what i

would

have said but with alejandro in first

undoing

all my hard work on cody mrs crazytown

could be my only chance

so do not judge me

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fine you want to know what i really

think yes

maybe no yes maybe it is time for you to

start trusting the girls in your life

how will that save my relationship

boyfriends come and go but girlfriends

are forever and girl to girl it is my

duty to warn you alejandro is trying to

destroy

your marriage you need to get him out of

your experience

and the game

oh you're so funny funny

weird or funny i'm gonna vote for

alejandro at the next elimination as if

you want alejandro to leave you're so

into him his kidneys are getting crowded

between me and cody wodie and the

heather alejandro

love fest this plane is starting to feel

like one huge double date in a can

well except for chris and chef chef

isn't really chris's type

attention passengers please prepare for

landing

come on just let me fly it once what can

it hurt

it's technically my plane you know

oh no

[Applause]

another piece of world heritage

destroyed that

is not the only chiseled rock that's

going to get destroyed today

chiseled you say i said grizzled

arrogant much el you've got to try this

taffy

alejandro and i am not hungry

that's the beauty of candy no hunger

required

gobsmackers jelly roaches sour ears

oh you've changed so much way

taller i'm going to have to trim your

hair

and your nails oh anybody got a camera

you guys are

too cute heather always manages to stay

in this game

way longer than you'd expect and i've

studied total drama long enough to know

alliances never last so i'm open to all

offers but i'll never make the mistake

of staying loyal to anyone

long term except my sugar frosted codeio

eorana yeah wow

chris you've been working out and

welcome to easter island aka

rapa nui place is old these dudes were

carved so long ago

no one even remembers why anymore 10

bucks says it started as a dare

20 bucks says get on with it yeah

today you our final four are going on a

highly traditional easter island egg

hunt

for chocolate easter eggs uh no

i'm talking the old-school kind of eggs

that come from

birds you know those flying things with

feathers

and talons and vicious k*ll you in a

second beaks

speaking of which traditional feathered

rappanui headdresses wear them with

pride

chickens hidden in these head things

are a bunch of colored eggs that match

the color of your

head things wow you really did your

research

your challenge to find three eggs in

your color

then make a break for the massive

underground cavern system and book it

all the way up to the highest point on

the island reach the top with all three

eggs to begin the second part of today's

challenge

what happens if we drop an egg you'll

have to come all the way back here for a

replacement

and no you cannot take a backup egg

first to the top gets a big advantage in

part

two now scramble

these look disturbingly familiar

it's everyone who's been voted out

oh that one blue's my color

thank you sierra you are so kind to

oops i guess that's what happens when

you're a homeworking husband stealer and

destroyer of dreams

i will keep that in mind when i locate

one of your eggs

wow courtney is useful for something who

would have thought

i wish i could say the same of lindsay

oh wait

is that nope nothing but air

gwen steeler

sweet

yay one for me now i just need something

to carry it in

hey really thanks of course

anything for my hubby wubby teddy weddi

bear

sierra totally saved my bacon in the

serengeti

i owe it to her to at least be nice and

if she insists on handing me a million

dollars

who am i to stop her it's not just me

and cody woody anymore

we're parents to six little chicks

finally

we're a family

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her head is so massive

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oh lashana i know what you need

i do not need to be insulted or to

kiss alejandro i know duh you need one

of these

i'll make you one girlfriend stick

together

right sierra trying desperately and

transparently to work me

awesome i am so gonna make it to the

final three

and alejandro is gone

let me guess your second cousin twice

removed as a clown

no i was in cirque du monet's all child

show

infantile ah that is quite the handy

basket

you like it there's still some more

spearmint toes if you

oh wait yes

you did win the basket for me yes

and i do have some extra room did you

wanna

you are a true gentleman cody here

i brought you your third no

cody put that basket down right now what

i'm calling a family meeting right now

wait who's family you can't

help alejandro this is not what our

chicks need

we have to make the right alliances for

our family and

our family come on cody oh

look there's a hidden compartment filled

with peanut butter cups

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think you can give me a hand

i think those mudslides are giving me

mudslides

tell me that was your stomach look out

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we've got tons more fun literally right

after this

a total drama world tour

welcome back to total drama world tour

we're here on beautiful rappanui where

somebody is about to go wrap a splat

splat

wait for it

your boyfriend is a loser to let

alejandro cozy up to him like that

husband and if falling for alejandro

makes

someone a loser i recommend you stop

right there

relax we're the sisterhood of the

traveling eggs

look if we both vote for alejandro today

worst case

you and i take our chances with a tie

best case

homewrecker goes home that that is

remarkably

insane of you look out

oh no we have to go back hurry

whoa nice catch oh cody kids came back

cause he missed me oh

did baby break his wittle eggs so long

suckers cody i will wait for you coco

it's alive cody

the next generation begins

get it off me before it poops it's cody

ii

oh little one do you know how long mama

and papa have been waiting for you

and the crazy meter goes back up to full

tilt logo

come on let's go before the guys come

back

ow did you throw your bird at me ow

ow my hair out oh you come back here

cody choo-choo

you come back to mama right now the

place has been cleared of eggs

i know that there's nothing in it

toast sausage a coconut

owen ah he still tortures me with

uselessness

bueno where else dj's head

we are back in the game my friend

what is that a giant condor

that explains the size of these eggs so

those belong to

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that

can you at least try to control your

creepy bird child

i am i've given him timeouts i've taken

away privileges

oh you're doing this on purpose

how am i doing this on purpose i don't

want to keep this little thing happy but

for you

i'll do it now let's go already fine

but don't think about doing the same to

cody senior

and there goes our lead why didn't cody

stop to say hello

dude we gotta get back to boulders

man you guys are really competing

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oh man so close way to ruin the fun

we may as well move on to the next

challenge since alejandro was the first

one out

i have to play baseball thankfully no

you must climb this rock pillar all the

way

up to a giant condor nest

you already know they can get pretty

crabby

but did you know female condors are even

bigger than the dude birds

she's ginormous yep 12 foot wingspan

that's like

two alejandro's wide one alejandro

is quite enough although with two

maybe one would be nice and not try to

defeat me all the time

see she's kind of peeved cause you guys

stole her eggs

no it was him so now you have to try to

shoo me up to the nest and give him back

in the order in which you arrived here

of course

mama's got a whole lot more eggs up

there so she's bound to be a

tad protective

gracias the giant condor has been known

to peck the eyeballs of predators but i

like my eyes

as do i especially when they're sh**ting

daggers

yes like that deposit all three eggs

and you win and if nobody makes it we'll

try it again

it's gonna be that much fun

you sure you want to give up the basket

completely no returnsies

uh i still have some licorice in here

oh and one more thing

what else could you it's for your own

protection

keeps the birds cough i'm lying

or i'm not you choose

i'm tall i'm tan i'm young

i'm handsome i'm coming to bring back

your wee ones

so hush my sweet condor let me win this

one please

so try att*ck me but i want protection

i don't feel that pecking so save your

objections

hush now condor let me in the final

three

oh no next

i o

i've got problems with condors problems

with condors why

oh why am i not

at home i ponder

trust me oh trust me

i'm your best friend and i'll never eat

eggs again my licorice

good news you could have another chance

later

but first i'm a mom now so don't be

giving me flat

cause my first chick just hatched out of

his yolk sack

so hush my sweet let me into the final

three

cody junior no no heather

heather

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how i really hate these birdies and i

wanna live to see my thirties

these these feather jerks

they're bringing me stripes and cody2

yes thanks my sweet condor

now i'm in the final three

heather takes the win

uh girlfriends

i will always love you cody choop

damn maybe i'm not ready for kids

and it's time to vote

the first person to be nominated for the

drop of shame

is alejandro next vote

sierra next vote

sierra and the fourth and final vote

says this week's loser is

sierra yes

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sure sierra and i are both girls but all

we have in common is that we both wear

bras and mascara

some of us better than others ultimately

cody's a much better ally

reason number one he's sane

it was nice of sierra to help me i owe

her my life

but i just caught her basket weaving a

bird's nest out of my spare undies

it has to end

i'm sorry i'll wait for you

win it for us adorable but you can shut

off the waterworks because

you're all still in the final four it

was just a reward challenge

what seriously heather

because you won your prize awaits you in

first class

and as usual you can bring the loser of

your choice

uh okay well i was going to invite

someone else

but since my girlfriend is still here

which is awesome

i'm gonna let sierra and cody spend the

flight together

oh cody why heather

interesting choice i'll pray for you

amigo

just to be clear you will be together in

economy i

am flying first class as i gather so am

i

do not get any ideas this is strictly

strategic

so you always insist holy double date

and it can't

come back next time for more spills

chills and planet endangering thrills

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