03x25 - Planes, Trains and Hot Air Mobiles

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03x25 - Planes, Trains and Hot Air Mobiles

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last time on total drama

world tour alberta it'll blow you away

how could this happen well first sierra

exploded when alejandro called cody a

two-timer

so she took it out on heather and boom

someone got stuck in a hole luckily for

heather

alejandro felt a tremor in his tiny

black heart

and saved her but his heart imploded

when he found out heather voted for him

dude so would have been a goner except

sierra demolished my plane

did i mention we've got no ride now

because sierra blew it up

our final three are jetting to hawaii

without a jet so get set for some

other kind of race to the million right

here

on total drama world tour

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ouch

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famous

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cause i wanna be famous

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the hot tub with my names spelled out in

italian tiles

gone my monogram sneakers

gone my custom calibrated stubble

trimmer

come on so shall we continue the game

yeah i second that totally as usual you

two are thinking of nothing but

yourselves

can we get some help over here what

about the bigger humanitarian crisis

how am i supposed to keep this face

fresh without my hyperbolic chamber

oh cody i've had dreams like this

except in most of them you were a mount

he had in a loinclothing

did you land on your head no silly i'm

fine

i'm fantastic except for my you know

left wrist right earlobe scalp and both

ankles

which um are kind of throbbing with

every step we take

ow ow now that sierra's out of the game

it would be nice to earn points with

cody but really

i have to help i've been where she is

crazy or not no girl should ever have to

be bald on national tv

here maybe these will help

does it look okay gorgeous

hey my emergency kit we're saved

that's right kids get ready for surf sun

and

beauties and grass skirts we're going to

a

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know hawaii pose ever never doubt me

uh is that a two-seater yep chef flies

i supervise and we will be competing to

get to the big island

first using only your wits and whatever

you find out here

but we're in the middle of nowhere true

so check these fancy dancy gps's i'm

generously giving you

middle of nowhere alberta well

they work set them for tijuana beach

it's right on the mexican border

now move it go go

wait what about me make like you took

the drop of shame and figure it out

yourself

okay mom i know how hard it is to end a

crush

but he's a total jerk face when i come

home

the chris mclean museum slash guest room

better be

destroyed don't worry

you're all totally gonna make it

if heather could find something useful

in there maybe i can too

you can do it can i come watch i'm not

busy

okay

and this must be the part where you

asked me to join forces

why would i do that because we're the

final two right

it was like a pact you wanted i know

what you did

um could you be a bit more specific i've

done a lot

you voted for me prepare for the full

force

of hurricane alejandro next stop hawaii

and i sincerely hope you don't make it

oh like you wouldn't do the same heather

has a way of making my focus slip

like a too small speedo this race

is my redemption as long as i travel

alone

she can't distract me with her clever

words or her distrustful eyes or the way

she tucks her hair behind those

cute little earlobes focus

focus you better focus because it is

on i am going to smoke you for breakfast

bring it blah blah blah

guess what i can just turn you off of

course you can

you're an expert at turning people off

oh

much better without evil hondro around

to distract me

i am going straight to millionaire city

population

me okay now how do i get there

zodiac

bicycle uh unicycle

none of this crud is gonna get me to

hawaii seat belt

meal tray parachute sierra

you're a genius really

if you want to find a thief follow his

money

if you want to find chris follow the

evil beast he loves to throw into the

challenges

tijuana beach here we come

ah what kind of idiot leaves train

tracks in the middle of nowhere

trains yes

attention competitors i am currently

traveling south at 90 kilometers per

hour

so you may as well give up

on an unrelated note

heather's ahead but stall and the yeti's

new boyfriend is quickly catching up

but cody can't seem to get his butt in

here

i just moderate the flow of fuel and the

balloon goes up or down

but you need a basket if there was any

grass

i'd leave you one all i really need is

some kind of chair a butt with arms

take my chair so what if i perish here

my bones bleaching along with the

dinosaur carcasses

it's worth it to help my cody bunny

candy kittens

i won't take no for an answer seriously

wow you're amazing you know when i first

met you

i thought you were just my number one

fan but now

you're a true friend aren't we

just a little more than friends just

a teensy bit uh sure we're uh

the best friends yes

i knew it well i saved bff

and we went

i can't leave you here you must

i'll just slow you down you got me into

the final three

getting you out of here is the least i

can do it's gonna be a long ride to the

coast

attention fellow total dramsters

cody is on the move i repeat

this butt is airborne

airborne uh

is this seat taken

too bad she turned off for walkie-talkie

right before this

update advantage alejandro

hello passengers and welcome to this

non-stop trip to mexico

yes in your face

i uh really really love tacos

now to find heather and destroy her as

she destroyed my heart

also where am i

you are a disgrace

ah if i release you you must behave

stop giving it so much fuel right after

you stop

pinching my butt we sound just like an

old married couple don't we

oh i guess we do don't you just love it

look out

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um cody watch where you're going

are you sitting on sierra's lap so bro

we've already got one klingon named

ezekiel

you said we could use anything we found

in the wreckage right

hey it's your funeral attention an

extreme weather warning has been issued

for all aircraft

i should probably mourn them

who knew winning could be so easy

tickets please

tickets i'm sorry but my brother

he's not a wild animal he just has a few

quirks

cloud shaped like a monkey no you

silly your turn


i spy with my little eye something that

is

gonna k*ll us

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you're the one who always pushes too far

i prefer to fall oh

no you don't this is my train

seriously

will the game be called on account of

deadly weather will anyone be left to

take home the million

find out right after this break on total

false alarm steering

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the only one who's leaving is you

i pride myself on my timing are you

kidding me you know the answer to that

by now

this show's a train it's moving fast you

and i were

mentalized voting for me just wasn't

right

so look out now you're in my sights mr

fair now suddenly

i have to barf now excuse me don't try

to make me feel ashamed i know you would

have done the same

i'm gonna make

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[Applause]

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i never thought i'd get this fart let's

face it

i'm no tv star but now i'm in the final

three

unless we get caught in that train

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you're gonna make it they

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[Applause]

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is

you are the worst why must you torment

me

it's all a game to you but not to me

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[Applause]

bye

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update time according to the latest data

heather is the only one still moving

towards hawaii

yes wow ah

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perfect

sierra i'm okay

let's get back in the air no chance

uh this isn't good well i never expected

to make it this far

as if i could ever win oh

that's it then i'm done

cody the quitter wow

that's lame remember

huh zeke back when you were still

semi-human

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fireworks 20 cash only oh

perfect thanks but my husband

well boyfriend well more than a friend

is just about to win a million dollars

so

will you take an iou i didn't want to

have to do this

but i can't let heather win

this locket is worth much more than a

box of fireworks

cody from total drama he's up against

heather

right now you're a fan meet you

they're in the final three but don't

tell anyone

but if he can't get back up in the air

she'll

win thanks you're the best

wow

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stop chasing me

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why face the facts it's over

you want a number one fan mister that

comes with responsibilities

you can't let me and the rest of your

fan base down like this

the blogosphere will never let you hear

the end of it so

come on already you really think i can

do it i

know you can now get up you're right

a little help yes

you run beautifully

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wow they just don't seem to really want

it that bad

but barring any life-ending accidents i

guess they're our final to

wait a sec

cody's still in it like a phoenix burnt

to a crisp

before rising up anew no wait

that's sierra anyway it's a dead heat

people

i could do this all day

i will pluck you like a chicken look out

wow

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i hate you i feel exactly the same

uh i still have a race to the million

going on interested

hawaii is over there grab a boat head to

the big island

i really love this show

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where'd you learn how to drive oh

these aren't

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yes

yes

it appears the best man has won depends

on how you look at it

heather makes it into the final two one

question remains

who will heather battle cody or

alejandro

we did it

oh wow that's what you call a tie people

i go to the slow-mo to declare a winner

but

we're kind of out of time

what yep we are totally completely

undeniably out of time

as of right

about

so come back next time to find out who

battles who

and see someone finally win the million

or die

trying right here on total drama

world tour

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