01x03 - Someday My Prints Will Come/Can I Keep Him?

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Adventures of the Gummi Bears". Aired: September 14, 1985 – February 22, 1991.*
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Regarded by many as a fairytale they are gentle, loveable creatures who want to live in harmony with mankind - but sometimes it's not easy.
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01x03 - Someday My Prints Will Come/Can I Keep Him?

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[theme music playing]

♪ Dashing and daring ♪

♪ Courageous and caring ♪

♪ Faithful and friendly ♪

♪ With stories to share ♪

♪ All through the forest ♪

♪ They sing out in chorus ♪

♪ Marching along ♪

♪ As their song fills the air ♪

♪ Gummi Bears ♪

♪ Bouncing here and
there and everywhere ♪

♪ High adventure
that's beyond compare ♪

♪ They are the Gummi Bears ♪

[Thudding]

♪ Magic and mystery ♪

♪ Are part of their history ♪

♪ Along with the secret ♪

♪ Of Gummiberry Juice ♪

♪ Their legend is growing ♪

♪ They take pride in knowing ♪

♪ They'll fight
for what's right ♪

♪ In whatever they do ♪

♪ Gummi Bears ♪

♪ Bouncing here and
there and everywhere ♪

♪ High adventure
that's beyond compare ♪

♪ They are the Gummi Bears ♪

♪ They are the Gummi Bears! ♪

[majestic music]

[mystical music]

How come you got
so many books, Zummi?

Hmm? Oh, those contain all
the wisdom of the Great Gummis!

Our culture, our achievements,
our past.

Why, with those books, Tummi,

we can immerse ourselves
in Gummi history!

[crashing]

Heh, I guess I immersed
myself in Gummi history.

[gasping] Look what you've done!

I'm sorry.

No, no, no, no, Tummi,
this is wonderful!

I never knew there was
a door here before!

Quickly, quickly, gimme a hand!

[creaking]

Just think,
no Gummi has been down

this tunnel in a hundred years!

[suspenseful music]

You know, Tummi, the Great
Gummis probably lived down here.

Hey, then maybe
we'll find a kitchen!

-[creaking]
-[Tummi grunting]

[thudding]

[both screaming]

Wow!

What's that?

I don't know.

[gasping] Look, Tummi, built
by the Great Gummis themselves!

Tummi?

Tummi?

Hi down there!

Look at me!

Great Gummiberries,
don't fool with it, Tummi!

Ah, this is so old it
probably doesn't even work.

[clicking]

See? Nothin' happens!

[clanking]

Whoop!

[Tummi chuckling]

Shut it off, Tummi, shut it off!

This is fun, you wanna try?

[Tummi yelping]

-[stomping]
-[Tummi screaming]

Itch it's soft,
uh, switch it off!

[Tummi] I can't!

Help!

[rumbling and crashing]

Uh-oh!

[gentle music]

[stomping]

[splashing]

[stomping]

[stomping]

[splashing]

What in the Dark
Age is goin' on?

I'm not sure but it looks
like a come as you are party.

[babbling] Tummi's in trouble!

He's trapped in some kind
of a machine that goes!

[stomping]

Like that.

Machine?

Where'd he find it?

Uh, well, he, uh,
uh, no time to explain!

Let's go rescue him!

-[Tummi screaming]
-[splashing]

[birds chirping]

[snoring]

[Tummi screaming]

[stomping]

What the?

Who dares challenge the
right arm of King Gregor?

Come back, you villain,
and fight like a--

[stomping]

Dragon!

[creaking]

[cracking]

[stomping]

[sloshing]

[stomping]

[tense music]

[dragon snorting]

[dragon gasping]

Looks like another empty day.

[playful music]

Oh my, could it be?

Oh, frabjous day!

After all this time
another dragonus humongous!

Just like me.

A friend, someone to talk to!

No more lonely days!

Ooh, I wonder if they like
biscuits with their tea?

-A dragon!
-The dragon!

[Unwin]
There's a dragon in the forest!

[Tuxford]
There's a dragon in the forest!

[Both] To arms!

What is all this,
did I hear you say a dragon?

Yes, my liege,
fierce and deadly!

And enormous, Your Majesty!

It lifted us like toys,
wrecked our campsite,

and broke my lance, sire.

And all the while roaring
like a monstrous fiend!

Tuxford, is this one
of your hunting stories?

There hasn't been a
dragon in Dunwyn in ages!

But it's all true, Majesty,
on me honor as a knight!

Ahem, and, uh, where are
your clothes, Sir Tuxford?

The dragon ate them, sire.

[knights laughing]

Oh, so you don't
believe me, is that it?

Well, maybe you'll believe this!

[knights gasping]

[King Gregor]
This calls for action!

Fellow knights,

we must sally forth
to slay yon dragon!

[knights cheering]

Hmph,
I don't any dragon tracks.

[stomping]

There he is now!

Quick, up this hill!

[action music]

[all gasping]

Oh my spectacles, oh boy,
oh that was close!

Oh, wait a minute,
just let me rest for a second

in the shade of this dragon.

[playful music]

[All] Dragon?

[all screaming]

Ooh!

Oh my scaly goodness,
it's Gummi Bears!

Ooh, ooh, this is wonderful!

[rustling]

Uh, you, you,
you know who we are?

My word, yes!

This whole forest used
to be filled with Gummis!

[sighing] Oh, we were
such good friends.

Then that means you
won't gobble me up?

Gobble you up?

[laughing] Of course not,
dear child!

Why, I'm the most peaceful
dragon in the whole world!

[dramatic music]

[stomping]

[clanking]

[thudding]

-[Tummi screaming]
-[crashing]

[Tummi groaning]

Tummi, are you all right?

Say something!

Got any food?

He's fully recovered.

Here, have a bite.

You had a nasty shake, dear boy!

My, Grammi,
what big eyes you have.

[Tummi screaming]

Wait, wait, she's a friend!

I think.

Well, of course I am!

[gentle music]

What is this thing?

It's a big thumping pain,
that's what it is.

I hate it!

-[clanking]
-Ow!

Ooh!

Serves you right.

Do you know what this thing is?

Well, it's not to dragonus
humongous, that's for sure.

[dragon sighing]

Oh, it's a dragon decoy,
used by your ancestors!

[chuckling] They'd frighten
off intruders with it

by leaving dragons footprints
everywhere! [chuckling]

Oh, very clever!

[dragon laughing]

Um, what's so funny?

I've been chasing myself
around the forest! [laughing]

What do you mean?

I just remembered,
I modeled for that dragon foot!

[dragon laughing]

A good likeness, eh?

[Knights] Death to the monster!

Death to the monster!

Death to the monster!

We're close, men!

The dragon is within our grasp!

And when we find it,
we'll lop off its head

and take it back to King Gregor!

[Knights] Death to the monster!

Death to the monster!

[knights shouting]

Trapped!

Can't just bash him on the head?

I told you, I'm the most
peaceful dragon to the world!

How about flyin' away?

[fluttering]

[dragon straining]

No chance!

Zummi, how about some magic?

Uh, um, here's one,
a shower of rose petals!

Oh terrific!

[knights shouting]

Someone should really
do something about this.

If they want a monster,
I'll give 'em a monster.

[tense music]

[Tummi grunting]

[all grunting]

Please, your tail, milady!

[knights shouting]

[creaking]

[stomping]

There goes the beast, men!

After it!

[knights shouting]

-[stomping]
-Death to the monster!

[Tummi screaming]

[clicking]

That's about enough
fun for one day.

Put your backs into it, men!

Ready!

Steady!

Push!

[whistling]

[crashing]

[knights cheering]

[peaceful music]

I'm sorry for
all this trouble.

Oh nonsense,

that was more fun
than I've had in a century!

And that little
stunt of yours, well,

that was worthy of
the Great Gummis!

Aw it was nothin',

that's just 'cause
we heroes are brave.

Brave and noble.

Brave, noble, and handsome.

Brave, noble, handsome,
and hungry!

[majestic music]

[calm music]

[pen scratching]

[Cubbi grunting]

Keep your tentacles
to yourself,

you grave robbin',
carrion crawlin', uh, whoa!

[crashing]

Uh, Cubbi, why don't
you go on play with Sunni?

Aw, Sunni's no fun
to play with anymore!

All she wants to do is
talk, talk, talk, talk!

Zummi, I don't have
anything to do!

Well I, uh, I oughta be able
to do somethin' about that.

Come with me, come with me.

[blowing]

Uh, now we oughta be able
to find somethin' of mine

in here to keep you occupied.

-[creaking]
-Wow!

It looks like a treasure chest!

That's great!

[playful music]

Good, good,
good, good, well,

have a tice nime,
uh, nice time.

Thanks!

[calm music]

[shrill flute note]

Hey, Zummi, did you hear that?

Pretty good for
my first try, huh?

Uh, yes, most impressive.

See what I mean?

He's such a child!

How am I supposed to learn
to be an adult from him?

Uh-huh.

I'm older now but I'm still
always getting stuck with him!

Uh, why don't you go play
with Cubbi or something?

Gruffi!

You haven't heard a word
I've said, have you?

What? Oh, I don't know,

around lunchtime, I guess.

[sighing] Nobody
ever listens to me!

-What?
-Never mind!

I'll go talk to Grammi!

Look, I'm a little
busy right now,

why don't you go talk
to Grammi or something?

I wanna show you somethin'!

Grammi, I just have
to talk to somebody!

Just a second, dear,
I was listening to Cubbi.

I was here first!

So why don't you leave first?

Why doesn't anybody listen?

[shrill flute note]

[shattering]

Sunni, why don't you and Cubbi

go somewhere far away and play?

Aw, Grammi, that's just
what I was talking about!


-Why do I?
-She's no fun!

-I don't wanna--
-Stop!

Now listen, you two
have just got to learn

to get along with each other

and now is as good
a time as any!

Good-bye!

-But!
-Right now!

Nobody ever listens!

[clattering]

Hey, Gruffi, listen to this!

[Gruffi] What?

-[shrill flute note]
-[thudding]

[Gruffi groaning]

[Grammi, Gruffi, and Zummi]
Sunni!

But!

[Grammi, Gruffi, And Zummi]
Take him out!

[shrill flute note]

[shrill flute note continues]

[crumbling]

[birds chirping]

-[Cubbi playing flute tune]
-Now don't you wander off!

Cubbi, are you listening to me?

I told you not to wander off!

Cubbi!

Listen, I may not be an
adult but I am older than you

and I was put in charge
so I would appreciate

a little cooperation
on your part!

Gimme that!

[creaking]

What did you do that for?

Ugh, who wants
to talk to a child?

[tense music]

[creaking]

[shrill flute note]

[water bubbling]

Cubbi!

Cubbi!

[splashing]

[creature roaring]

I think we should go home now.

[roaring]

Wait a minute,
listen to it, Cubbi,

it sounds just
like your whistle!

-Answer him!
-Okay.

[playing flute tune]

[roaring]

Wow, he's playing with us!

Cover one of the
other holes and blow!

[Cubbi playing flute tune]

[splashing]

Wow!

Wow!

Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow!

Try another one!

[Cubbi playing dramatic
flute tune]

[fire roaring]

Listen, now go like this.

[imitating energetic flute tune]

[playing energetic flute tune]

[wind whistling]

[playing flute tune]

[splashing]

Boy, that's the last
time I ever listen to you!

Good-bye!

Gimme that whistle!

No, it's my whistle!

Besides,
I'm not listening to you.

[playing flute tune]

[creature roaring]

[tense music]

[roaring]

[whimsical music]

[waves crashing]

[creature roaring]

[dramatic music]

[Sunni]
Cubbi, this is Castle Drekmore!

That thing has brought us
to Duke Igthorn's castle!

Yeah!

Come on, we've
gotta get out of here!

No, this is our
chance to teach

ol' sneaky pants
Igthorn a lesson!

[somber music]

What's that thing
doing on my battlements?

I don't see it doing anything,
Your Dukiness.

Ugh, I can see that!

Wait a minute,

Gummi Bears?

Get me those Gummi Bears!

You heard His Dukiness,
get those Gummi Bears!

Cubbi, look!

Cubbi, here they come!

[playing dramatic flute tune]

What's he blowing
that whistle for?

-[fire roaring]
-[ogres shouting]

Did you see that?

[Toadwart babbling]

Yes, exactly, those Gummis
are controlling that beast!

[thudding]

[tense music]

[playing flute tune]

-[clanking]
-No!

Cubbi, don't!

[Cubbi screaming]

I got it, I got it!

-[shattering]
-[Toadwart yelping]

Welcome to my humble home.

I do so love it
when guests drop in,

especially when
they bring gifts!

The strength potion at last!

One sip of this and
I'm as strong as a hundred men!

But I see you brought
me another gift as well!

You will, of course,
show me how to use it?

Never, Duke Dodo!

Watch your tongue,
you babbling bear!

My ogres haven't
eaten yet today.

Maybe the lady here
has better manners?

Don't tell them, Sunni!

How about it, my dear?

Well, I'd tell you how it works

but no one ever listens to me!

Oh, my dear,

I'll be only too happy to listen

to everything you have to say.

No, Sunni, don't!

Well, if you blow
without covering any holes,

you make it do loops!

Don't listen to her,
don't listen to her!

[Igthorn playing flute tune]

Magnificent, stupendous!

But never mind
the cutesy-pootsy stuff,

how do you make
him breathe fire?

Don't, don't!

Oh, you cover that hole
right there and blow.

[playing dramatic flute tune]

[fire roaring]

Wonderful, wonderful, more,
more, I want to know more!

I can't wait to get
to a Dunwyn Castle

with my new door opener!

Oh, there is one last thing,

but it's really dangerous!

Tell me, tell me!

Now, blow as hard
as you can and go...

[imitating energetic flute tune]

Listen to her,
listen to her!

[Igthorn playing
energetic flute tune]

[thudding and crashing]

-[ogres yelling]
-[creature roaring]

[tense music]

[Cubbi playing flute tune]

[gentle music]

[ogres yelping]

[Cubbi playing flute tune]

[whimsical music]

You'll pay for this!

No one can escape
the wrath of Igthorn!

[ringing]

[dramatic music]

Come back or the next one
will knock you out of the sky!

[Cubbi playing flute tune]

We're not going back,
are we?

We've got to or
he'll clobber us!

But I've got an idea!

Hey Iggy, you throw about as
good as a cross-eyed troll!

[Cubbi playing flute tune]

[whistling]

[crashing]

[giggling]
Not even Igthorn can escape

the wrath of Igthorn!

[splashing]

[cracking]

[Cubbi] Oh no!

What's the matter?

I bent my whistle!

Does it still work?

[shrill flute note]

[creature roaring]

[splashing]

Aw, I really
wanted to keep him!

Cubbi, I think we're
really better off this way.

Yeah, I guess so.

Heh, boy you sure
tricked ol' Iggy!

I'm sorry I didn't
listen to you.

Aw, that's okay.

He he, your little joke on
Igthorn was pretty good, too!

Yeah, we make a
pretty good team.

Come on, let's go home and
tell everyone about your pet.

Do you think
they'll believe us?

Hmm, maybe you'd
better tell them,

they never listen to me!
[giggling]

[shrill flute note]

[playful music]

[playing flute note]

[theme music playing]
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