03x02 - If I Were You/Eye of the Beholder

[bunniefuu]

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

Ah, that's more Iike it.

Sorry about the green wood,
Mousehanger.

Now, can we get down to business?

Ay, this be what you need,
the Star of LochIumen. Heh, heh.

And that thing wiII put my mind
in the body of another?

Ach, Iet me give you a wee bit
of a demonstration.

AII I need is a suitabIe subject.

Busy Toadie just Ieaving
to hose down moat monster.

Come, come, my IittIe Toadwart.

Haven't you ever wanted
to change pIaces with me?

Not humbIe Toadie.

It's incredibIe, Mousehanger.

I can't beIieve how puny
and insignificant I feeI.

WhiIe IittIe Toadie
is now strong and powerfuI.

Hey!

ExceIIent, this wiII do perfectIy!
Pay the man.

OGRES:
Ooh.

Now aII I need is a Gummi Bear.

[RINGING]

Oh, boy, today's the day, my day.

WeII, heIIo, Tummi,
you're Iooking quite mature today.

Why, thank you, Tummi.
It's my birthday, you know.

[SNIFFING]

Oh, boy! Grammi's birthday goodies!

Here, Cubbi, try this cookie,
and Iet me know what you think.

Uh, do I have to?

Good morning, Grammi.
What are you cooking?

Oh, Tummi, I was just making some
marbIe nut cookies for, uh, Cubbi.

MarbIe nut cookies? For Cubbi?

TUMMI:
Gee, couId I have one?

Ow!

GRAMMI:
No, Tummi! These are for Cubbi.

But marbIe nuts are my favourites.

Hi, Zummi. What are you doing?

Tummi! Oh, my goodness.
You can't be in here.

I mean, I have too much work to do.

We can taIk tomorrow
when I'm not so busy.

Tomorrow? But tomorrow
won't be my birthday.

Boy, what's a guy gotta do
to get someone to remember his--?

- Hey!
- Watch out!

Gruffi, Sunni. I'm sorry.

Gee, what do you have there?

Tummi, why are you aIways in the way?

Come on, Sunni, I want the workshop
cIeared before Iunch.

I couId heIp.

Yeah, Tummi, uh, maybe you
can go take a waIk somewhere.

Nobody remembers my birthday.
Mine, the oId Tummer.

No party, no games, no food.

I certainIy didn't think
it was going to be this easy.

Igthorn!

Ah, yes, you'II do niceIy.

Pity, you bears
are so ridicuIous-Iooking.

I hope I'm dreaming aII this.

- And now, Private Zook...
- Huh?

Put me down!

Aah! I didn't say drop me,
you bug-brain nimno.

Now grab that bear!

[MURMURING]

- No, not me, you doIts!
- Yeah, get that Gummi Bear.

Which one of you is my dukie?

Uh, I am.

I am, you spud-mothering jackanape!

And don't caII me dukie!

That's our dukie!
Tie up the big, ugIy one.

Now that I'm a Gummi Bear,
I'II just act Iost untiI the others find me.

Once I Iearn where their home is,

we'II march in and take
aII the Gummiberry Juice we need.

WeII, I can't find him anywhere.

Oh, dear, I hope we
weren't too hard on him.

ReIax, once he smeIIs the food,
he'II forget everything eIse.

I'II check up top for him.

Oh, dear, I'm so confused.

I've forgotten my way home.

This is getting me nowhere.
Doesn't this bear have any friends?

WiII you Iook at that.

We're kiIIing ourseIves
working on a surprise,

and he's so bored he's taking a nap.

GUMMI BEARS:
Surprise!

I never saw the way in.

We had to keep you away
to work on your surprises.

Yeah, these marbIe nut cookies
were for you.

[GULPS]

I know you'II enjoy them.

I have to show you my surprise.

Ahem, and now:

[CHANTING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

Oh, no!

Ouch! Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

HoId stiII, Tummi.

Tummi, are you aII right?
I just couIdn't controI the--

You bIithering IittIe, IittIe...

[SOFTLY]
Friends, this is the happiest day of my Iife.

GRAMMI:
Here, Tummi, have another cookie.

This camp a disgrace.
I want those cIubs cIean

in time for piIIage and burn practice.

Who on guard duty now?

WeII, carry on, then.

Gotta get back.

Hey, how Iong do I have to be tied up?

- TiII you dukie again.
- But I'm dukie now.

You not dukie. He yeII at us.

- Naughty ogres.
OGRE 1 : That's not dukie.

You eviI bad guys!

- Uh-uh, nope.
- Nope, nope, uh-uh.

You muddy stinkers.

- Uh, what you think?
- I think we in big troubIe if that dukie.

[GROWLS]

OGRE 1 :
That cIose enough. We untie you, dukie.

Thanks.

That not dukie.
Dukie never say thanks.

Ooh, better get Toadie.

Asparagus pie, just the way you Iike it.

I, uh, think I need a drink of water.

WeII, you're not going
to find any water in that cIoset.

Boy, Tummi's sure acting weird.

He certainIy sounds different.

Maybe he's sick.

He didn't touch my asparagus pie.

He's just not acting Iike himseIf.

Yeah, he's deveIoping taste.

[GROANING]

That pushy bear
and her infernaI cooking.

When I find their Gummiberry Juice,
I'II turn this pIace to puIp!

Ahh! That Iooks Iike it.

[DOOR OPENS]

What's keeping you, Tummi?

Yes, it's just not a party
without the birthday boy.

GRAMMI: And you haven't tried
my ragweed and raisin crumbIecake yet.

No.

If dukie come back and find dukie gone,
I'II be Iicking fIoors for years.

[GRUMBLING]

Ouch! Oh, no, I'm too big.

I'II try the top hoIe. That's bigger.

Oh, no!

I don't want any more food!

I don't want any more presents!

What's wrong with him?

- Now, Iook here, Tummi--
- No, you Iook here!

I don't think that's Tummi at aII.

It's a monster!

[DOOR OPENS]

Grammi, Zummi,
there's no time to Iose, it's--

GoIIy, was aII this for me?

ALL:
Igthorn!

I'II stop him spith a weII.
Uh, with a speII.

Come on, kid, he's gonna be a whiIe.

Can't come to a party
without a party hat, Iggy!

You guys had party hats?

[CHANTING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

Ooh.

Hey. Ouch!

I'm not Igthorn!

[IGTHORN LAUGHING]

Once those nitwit bears figure out
what's going on, I'II be Iong gone.

Drats! This pIace is a maze.
How do I get out?

HoId it, Igthorn.
You'II never find a way out.

Then I guess I'II bash my own way out,

courtesy of some
Gummiberry super strength.

But Gummi Bears
don't get super strong.

They bounce.

Oof.

CarefuI, we don't know
who we're deaIing with here.

Is there anything Ieft to eat?

That's my Tummi!

It's good to have you back
to yourseIf, Tummi.

It's good to be back.
Can we stiII have my party?

But what are we gonna do
about Igthorn?

Yeow!

You sorry you messed with Toadie
now, eh, Gummi Bear?

I'm not the Gummi Bear,
I'm me, you miserabIe IittIe--

You not fooI us again.

Nope, dukie be happy with us.

Happy?

Untie me and I'II show you
how happy I am,

you cow-brained sons of a wart seIIer!

I am going to stick you
in the deepest dungeon,

and feed you on that infernaI
Gummi Bear's cooking!

And don't caII me dukie!

- Uh-oh..
- Better untie dukie.

- Me?
- Yes, untie me, Toadwart,

so I can show you my gratitude.

Toadie has better idea,
Your Furiosity.

We go now
and prepare your homecoming.

Come back here, you toads,
get me out of this!

[HORSE WHINNIES]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

[SHOUTING]

[CHUCKLING]

Ten seconds, Sunni.
That's the Iongest you've stayed on yet.

I'd have stayed on Ionger if that horse
didn't keep faIIing out from under me.

Ow!

Why, you four-footed,
hay-chewing excuse for a--

CALLA:
He's after the sugar cubes.

Give him a coupIe.

I'd Iike to give him a cube.

Ew!

- Heh. Oh, Sunni.
- Oh!

Let's caII it a day.
Same time tomorrow?

Okay, but after that maybe we can go back
to the castIe and try on our new hats?

Boy, I'm not gonna be abIe
to sit down for a week.

[HORSES GALLOPING]

[YELPS]

There's the border, witch. Start waIking.

[HISSING]

Aw, save your enchantments.

You'II not get another chance
to steaI our fortunes.

We're onto your secret now, sweetie.

Try again and you'II be doing
the gaIIows jig.

Oh, chatteI!

Gosh, she Iooks mean. Oh!

Who's there?

Enough of this!

There are aIways
other kingdoms for the taking.

Wow! I wonder what was in that bag.

I wish CaIIa wouId hurry up.

Gee, she's never been Iate before.

WeII, I can't wait aII day.

CaIIa. CaIIa?

Sunni, it's good to see you.

Hey, where were you today?

I-- Wow! That's some dress.

- My father is getting married tonight.
- Tonight?

How come you never toId me?
Is there gonna be a party?

TeII me, teII me,
teII me, teII me, teII me!

- He met the duchess yesterday.
- Yesterday?

Marzipan is the sweetest woman
in the worId.

Uh, CaIIa, you okay?

Of course, Sunni. I'm so happy.

But it's aII so soon.
I mean, who is this Marzipan?

I toId you! Marzipan
is the sweetest woman in the worId.

Yeah, CaIIa.
Uh, can I have my bIouse back?

I shouId go to her.

She needs me.

Oh, Marzipan, I'm so gIad
you're marrying Father.

- I make him happy.
- You make him happy.

The witch!

[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]

Step sprightIy, men.

Marzipan has a job for us
in the kitchen storeroom.

[IN UNISON]
She's the sweetest woman in the worId.

Oh, no.
She has everyone under her speII.

What am I going to do?
They're aII enchanted.

CaIIa! CaIIa! That Marzipan...

She's the sweetest woman in the worId.

CaIIa, Iisten. She was ugIy.
I saw her change.

She's a witch, don't you see?

Ugh. Yes, I see. You're just jeaIous.

JeaIous? She's a witch!

You're jeaIous I Iike her more than you.

But, CaIIa, I'm your best friend.

I think you'd better Ieave now.

WeII, I'II just have to prove it to you.
To everyone.

I have to find the stuff
that changes her back to a hag.

But it couId be anything.

So I'II just try everything.

[SNEEZES]

Hmm. Not pepper.

Not mustard.

Frigga!

Your subjects are out of controI.
Someone's been peIting me with garbage.

No, dear, it's your imagination.

Everyone Ioves you.
It's simpIy wedding-day jitters.

[CRASH]

Wedding-day jitters, eh?

Someone suspects who I am.

Hurry-o men! Dump it aII.

We wouIdn't want Her Highness angry.

[IN UNISON]
No.

Marzipan is the sweetest woman
in the worId.

Oh, I'II never find it.

There's just too many things
it couId be.

Ah, you just wait, Queenie-to-be.

She is fantastique.

You have never seen such a fine one.

VoiIà! My masterpiece!

Aah! That has sugar in it!

I toId the guards
to get rid of aII the sugar.

Ah, see? So IifeIike!

They even have eensy-weensy
teeny crowns.

[HISSES]

Get it away! Get it away!

Guards! Guards!

But you can't have a wedding
without the cake.

So sugar's your weakness.

This ought to be enough to sweeten
that witch's disposition.

Hmm. Mon dieu, no cake at the wedding.
Whoever heard of such a thing?

Mon dieu, she's crazy.

Next she'II want me to cook
without the saIt.

This is gonna do it.

Once CaIIa sees she's a witch,
I've got her.

They're very nice, CaIIa.
But now we must hurry.

Aah! My eyes! Oh!

Look, CaIIa, she's gonna change,
just Iike I toId you.

It didn't work.

Sunni! Oh, I hate you!

No more friends.

And if you show up again,
I'II teII everyone about the Gummi Bears.

It shouId've worked.

Eww! SaIt?

I mixed up the saIt and sugar.

I've gotta get back to the kitchen.

But they've thrown out aII the sugar.
What am I gonna do?

Hey, watch it!

Oh, I Iove you horsey!

Okay, CaIIa, you might not
be my friend,

but I'm stiII yours.

[CHATTERING]

I just know Sunni's gonna try something.
I just know it!

She's here somewhere.

Cheer up, dear.

Just the ring ceremony,
and I'II officiaIIy be queen.

OfficiaIIy queen.

Sunni? Guards, get that ring bearer!

[GRUNTING]

CALLA:
Uh, I'm so sorry, Father.

I thought he was someone eIse.

We'II taIk Iater.

I guess Sunni isn't going to
ruin the wedding after aII.

By the power vested in me,

I now pronounce you man and--

SUNNI:
No!

WOMAN: Oh!
- That woman's a witch!

She's enspeIIed the kingdom
so that she can rob you bIind.

But I know her weakness.

No!

You won't get away!

That's Sunni. Guards, stop that pig!

[SHOUTS]

Stay back! I'm warning you.

Sunni, I'II tear you hoof from hoof.

Just watch.

No!

Oh, you were teIIing the truth.

Yes, your swine friend must have
seen me in the woods.

Now I'II have to siIence you both.

What's aII this, then?

One side! One side!

Stop her!

This stupendous cake
has gone to waste.

Stop that witch.

[SCREAMS]

What's gotten into you, CaIIa?
Where's Marzipan?

Right over there. Take a Iook.

[GASPS]

She's a witch!

Guards, take that hag out of here.

- And don't forget the ring.
- Oh, I'II get you!

And your IittIe pig too!

CaIIa, about Marzipan...

Oh, it's aII right, Father.
We were aII a IittIe enchanted.

But what about that pig?

That was no pig. That was my best friend.