01x13 - Vest in Show

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Raven's Home". Aired: July 21, 2017 - present.*
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01x13 - Vest in Show

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Raven: Raven's Home was filmed in
front of a live studio audience.

Hey, Mom, you were right.

Letting me paint
on this extra vest

was a good way of keeping me
quiet while you work.

Yeah, and it lasted
a whole seconds.

So, what do you think?

Wow!

What is it?

It's a plunger
wearing a top hat.

I knew that. I knew that, honey.

I love it, I really do, and
not just 'cause I'm your mama

and I love everything you do.
It's beautiful.

So, are you almost done?

You've been working
so much lately.

I know, sweetheart. But, listen.
Paisley's show is tomorrow,

and I really have to make sure
she likes my design.

Doggy Fashion Week
is a big deal for me.

Which is sad, and we're
not gonna get into why.

So, uh, what can I do to help?

- Okay. All right. Here we go.
- Okay.

Take this jacket, put it on,
and model it for me, sweetie.

Okay. All right.

How's this look?

Like you're selling cassette
tapes out the back of your car.

Then, how about something
a little more casual?

Yeah, do that.

Why yes, my mommy did take me
back-to-school shopping.

Booker, just put the jacket on,
stand still and pose.

I got to copy what's on the back of that
jacket to the back of this doggie vest.

Wait. You're painting
the design?

I thought you were painting me.

Who would want a portrait of you
on the back of their vest?

- Grandma.
- Ooh, you're right. Remember that for Christmas.

♪ Oh! ♪

♪ Hey ♪ - ♪ Yo ♪

♪ Let me tell you something ♪

♪ Had my vision all worked out ♪

♪ But then life had
other plans ♪

♪ Tell 'em, Rae ♪

♪ It's crazy when things
turn upside down ♪

♪ But ya gotta get up
and take that chance ♪

♪ Maybe I'm just finding my
way ♪ -♪ Learning how to fly ♪

- ♪ Yeah, we're gonna be okay ♪
- ♪ Ya know I got you, right? ♪

♪ It might be wild, but ya
know that we make it work ♪

♪ We're just kids
caught up in a crazy world ♪

- ♪ Come on! ♪
- ♪ It's Raven's home ♪

- ♪ We get loud! ♪
- ♪ It's Raven's home ♪

♪ It's our crowd! ♪

♪ Might be tough, but together
we make it look good ♪

♪ Down for each other
like family should ♪

- ♪ It's Raven's home ♪
- ♪ When it's tough ♪

- ♪ It's Raven's home ♪
- ♪ We got love ♪

♪ 'Cause no matter the weather,
ya know we gon' shine ♪

♪ There for each other,
ya know it's our time ♪

(Raven laughs)

Yep! That's us.

(laughter)

(phone rings)

Hello?

I'm sorry, this isn't
Pete's Pizza.

No, you can't place
a to-go order.

Because this isn't Pete's Pizza!

That's like
the fifth call today.

That pizza place must've
printed our phone number

on their fliers by mistake.

Rae, listen. You're not
gonna believe this,

but our heating bill
is like $ .

Three hundred dollars?
What did we heat up, Chicago?

(laughs)

Listen. I have to go to work.

Hey! Hey! If anybody gets cold,

put on a sweater!

- Bye, Mom, have a good day.
- Thanks, sweetie.

Raven, you're fired!

Both (gasping): Oh, no!

Why'd you say "Oh, no"?

I didn't say "Oh, no," you did.

No, I... No, I didn't.

Well, then it looks like
neither of us said "Oh, no."

Guess it's all good.

- It's all good, it's all good.
- Yeah.

- I'm gonna go talk to Chelsea.
- I'm gonna go talk to Levi.

Chels, you're not gonna
believe this.

- I just had a vision I got...
- fired!

How does your mom get fired?

I don't know, but

I think it's gonna happen
at that fashion show.

- But that's tomorrow.
- I know, that's why I need Paisley to love my designs.

- I can't have my...
- vision come true.

I have to do something!

Don't worry, Booker. Your mom's
been working really hard.

And your designs
are amazing, Rae.

There's no way
she's gonna fire you.

I hope you're right, Chels.

I mean, even with the money
that Devon sends,

I need this job.

Yeah, you do.
I just got our water bill,

and it's like $ .

What did we hose off? Chicago?

Ma! It's not a burp
if food comes out!

Hey, guys.

You know you really shouldn't
leave your door unlocked.

Anybody could walk in.

What's wrong with you?

I had a vision that
my mom's gonna get fired.

Don't worry. My mom
hasn't worked in a minute.

Probably 'cause she's always slipping
and falling at grocery stores.

I just don't get it.

Why would my mom get fired?

She's so good at her job.

Yeah, I mean it takes
a lot of talent

to paint something like this.

Where'd you get that?

It was on the floor.

This was the vest my mom was
supposed to take to work.

She must've taken mine
by accident.

Then maybe that's
why she gets fired.

Aunt Chels! We have to get
this vest down to my mom.

What? Oh, no.
Tess, is your mom home?

Yeah, for another six weeks
until she gets the cast off.

Cool. Can you have her keep an
eye on you two till we're back?

Come on.

I hope Auntie Rae
doesn't get fired.

Me too. Then she'll
be here all the time.

You know she can only take me
in small doses.

(phone ringing)

Hello?

For the hundredth time,
this isn't Pete's Pizza!

Hold up. What if it was
Pete's Pizza?

Then I just yelled at a
hundred people for no reason.

Think about it. You know all those
people who keep calling you for pizzas?

- What about them?
- Why don't we just sell them pizzas?

It'll be a great way
to make some extra money.

My mom was complaining
about the bills today.

(phone ringing)

Let's do it!

Hello? Yes, this is
definitely a pizza place.

What kind of pie do you want?

Goat cheese and fig?

Hey, Thumb Drive,
you got that stuff?

We have applesauce
and cottage cheese.

Eh, close enough. One goat
cheese and fig coming up!

Oh, hi, Paisley.
How was the Bark Jacobs show?

We're ruined. Everything they're
doing is so cutting edge,

I need a bandage.

Not literally, Jessica.

Listen, I know that you haven't
liked any of my designs...

I didn't say I didn't like them.

I said I hated them.

Right, thank you
for reminding me.

Look, I think I might've
figured out what you want,

and it's right here in this bag.

Hey, Mom!

(gasps, whispers)
What are you doing here?

Paisley doesn't know
that I have kids.

She thinks that
you and Nia are dogs.

- What, that's crazy.
- I know.

What kind of dog am I?

What do you want?
What do you want?

You left this at home.

(gasps) If you have this,
then what does Paisley have?

What is this?

Listen.

I don't... What?
I don't know... I...

She does?

It's ridiculous, but genius.

(whispering) That's exactly
what I was going for.

Uh, Paisley, what do you think
about this one?

It makes me wanna
s*ab myself in the eyes.

Jessica, if you're standing
behind me with scissors,

so help me,
I will fire you right now.

Paisley, that's, um...
that's not my design.

- What do you mean?
- She means, it's yours now, she made it for you.

- Who is this?
- This is my... This...

- Uh, I'm her intern. I'm her intern.
- Yeah!

I'm, um... I'm Jean-Steve.

What? It's French.

- He's so young.
- I know. I know, right?

And just full of promise.

You know,
and no clue about money,

so I can get him for real cheap.

(laughs)

I need you to hand paint the
entire collection in this style.

What? This style?

- You can do that, right?
- Of course she can do it.

Good. Because
I'd hate to fire you.

Especially now that you've
taken on Jean-Steve.

No, we don't have anchovies,
but we do have gummy fish.

Yes. They are wild caught.

- Hi, guys!
- Hey.

Um, what's going on in here?

We're selling pizzas because we
know you're worried about money.

Oh, sweetheart. You guys
didn't have to do that.

I'm about to send out
a bunch of rsums,

and then I'm just an interview, a
second interview, a background check,

and a urine test away
from a job.

We've already
taken all these orders.

So, cancel 'em. How much money
can you really make, anyway?

Well, if we deliver
all these, bucks!

What? $ ? I want in.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!
We don't just hire anybody.

What are your qualifications?

Huh! Well, I have
restaurant experience,

a valid driver's license,
and... Oh!

You're not allowed
to turn on the oven without me.

- Welcome to the team!
- Mm.

I think I got it.

You ready?

Grapes wearing a scarf!
(giggles)

It's just like something
you would do.

No, it's not.

Grapes would never wear a scarf.
It doesn't make sense.

And a plunger with top hat does?

Exactly!

Mom, you gotta focus.

I don't want you to get fired.

I don't wanna get fired, either.
Okay, let me think.

Let me think.

Uh...

I'll put the grapes
in a top hat.

Do you even understand
what we're doing here?

No, it's pretty clear
that I don't.

Hurry up, Jessica! If you can't run in
heels, you shouldn't have worn them.

What is that? It's awful.

I know.

See, I put the paintbrush
in my intern's hand.

That was a problem, and I'm
never gonna do that again.

Really?

Listen, Paisley.
I... I have to be honest.

My creativity is blocked.

And I would just feel more inspired
if I was at home, you know?

'Cause the energy in here, girl?

The energy, uh-uh,
I don't like it.

- Yeah, I feel it, too.
- Yeah?

(whispers) It's Jessica.

Don't, don't, don't, Jessica.

It's not worth it, girl.
It's not worth it.

Oh!

Oh! I got it! I got it!

A gravy boat, right?

And then I put a sail
in the top.

Nah, that doesn't work.

(sighs)

I don't get it, I really don't.

I mean, I'm thinking
of silly things like you do,

but then Paisley likes
your ideas more than mine.

See, see. That's your problem.

You're thinking.

Don't do that.

So, are you telling me you're
not even thinking about it?

Not for a second.

What?
That doesn't make any sense.

There! A robot with a cat face.

(giggles)
Did you see that coming?

I didn't.

I need to make more
of these for the show

and I have no idea how to do it.

Don't worry, Mom,
I'll do it for you.

And you can do my math homework.

Uh-uh, uh-uh. I don't mess
around with that Common Core.

Nah, but you can go ahead
and finish my stuff for me.

This is so much fun.

Did you always wanna
make dog clothes?

No.

This isn't really my dream job.

I, uh... actually wanted
to make people clothes.

- I still do.
- Then why aren't you doing it?

'Cause you kids get hungry
and I gotta feed you.

And the grocery store
doesn't take dreams.

Can you believe
how many tips I got?

You didn't get tips.

You just didn't give
anybody change.

Hey, guys. What's up?

Psst!

What's up, Chels?

- I have something for you.
- Okay.

(gasps) Where did you get this?

You know how the pizza guy always
has so much extra cash on him?

Wait. Tell me you did not
jack the pizza delivery guy.

What? No, Rae.

The kids and I have been
making pizzas and selling them.

- Yeah.
- Oh. Okay.

I won't ask any questions.

Rae. I didn't jack
the pizza guy.

Oh. No, no, that's exactly
what I'm gonna say

when they ask who jacked
the pizza delivery guy.

(laughing)

Love! Love!

Hate...

how much I love!

Raven, this collection
is fantastic.

Thank you!

I... I mean, she thanks you.

Hold on. Genius idea.

What if during the show you go
onstage and paint a piece live?

(gasps) I love that idea!

No. No, no, no, Paisley.

I can't paint
this collection live.

Sure you can, it's just like
doing it at home.

If you're home was nice, and a
bunch of people were watching you.

Mom, the show starts
in five minutes.

You can't go out there. Everyone
will know you're a fake.

- No, we're a fake!
- I'm sorry, who's the fake?


I'm the fake.

Booker, are you thinking
what I'm thinking?

Yeah. I should get a treat every
time I get my hair cut, too.

You are your daddy's child.

(excited chattering)

Guys! I don't know
how it happened,

but word's out about our pizza.

The whole floor's full of
customers waiting for us to open.

How'd they find out
where we live?

Okay, listen.

I figured we could make
some more cash

if the customers came to us, so,

I put our address
on the receipts.

I was gonna run it by you, but
I'm adult, so, get over it.

(knocking on door)

Can we really open a
restaurant in our apartment?

There's only one way
to find out.

Welcome to Three B Pizzeria,
table for two, hm?

Right this way.

Give me two corn dog pizzas, a slice
of pesto banana, and a chef's special.

(bell dings)

I just ran out
of canned green beans, so...

the new special is strawberry
yogurt and bacon bits.

That should pair nicely
with our house fruit punch.

Hello, everyone, and welcome
to the debut of my new line.

Tonight you're
in for a special treat.

While you watch the hottest dogs
model my collection,

my assistant designer will
live-paint an exclusive piece.

(applause)

Raven, what are you wearing?

These? Oh. These are,
my, uh, lucky coveralls.

But they're big enough
for two people.

Two people, that doesn't...

Paisley, why would I put two
people in my favorite coveralls?

That's... That's crazy.

Just don't embarrass me.

(whispers) Whoa, Mom,
that was close.

I know.

Just... Just keep
your head in, all right?

- It's time to paint. Okay?
- Okay, okay.

Let me get them arms,
get them arms.

Hello, everyone!

Thank you!

Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah!

All right, okay.

So, we are going to be doing
a live painting. Are you ready?

First, we are going to paint.
Let's pick up a paintbrush.

I don't know where it is.
Let's find it, let's find it.

Right here, to the left.

Oh, look, there's like a...
There's so many!

If I just pick one, just...
Just one, there it is!

Right here, found it!

It's a beautiful
paintbrush, right?

Now it's time to paint.

I'm gonna choose my favorite
color, which is purple.

But today it's blue.

Today, it's blue.

And I love to paint
with this color,

but... what to paint?

What... to... paint?

Well, I could start with the
my face and move forward.

What are you doing?

Huh?

Are you just... Are you
questioning my creative process?

Just paint the vest.
I'm gonna start the show.

Ladies and gentlemen,
the new Paisley Collection.

(barking)

Shoo! Shoo! Get away! Get away!

(barking)

Stop it, that tickles!

(barking)

Shoo! Okay, okay, okay.

Why are these dogs
on us like this?

Wait. Wait, Mom.

Our pockets are filled with dog treats!
-(Gasps)

(barking) - Okay, get back in.
Get back in.

We got to get out of here,
Booker. We got to get out.

All right, now walk with me,
walk with me.

- Right, left, right.
- Right, left, right.

Left, right, left, right...

(barking)

Oh! Oh! Get away!

Get away, you nasties!
Get away! Get away!

Go!

Oh, oh, what's that? Stop it!

(shouts)

(crowd gasps)

Hi!

What is going on?

Why is Jean-Steve
inside your coveralls?

He was cold.

Are you trying to ruin me?

Ruin you? Are you serious?

I've been trying
to help you this whole time.

I should've known
you'd mess this up.

Hey, now, you can't
talk to her that way.

Actually, I can,
because I'm her boss.

You know what?
I... I... I'm over it.

I really am.

I give everything
to this job, Paisley.

I work long weekends.
I work long nights.

I'm your best designer,
and you treat me like I'm...

like I'm Jessica!

Who, by the way, you really
shouldn't treat like that.

- What's your point?
- My point is...

(sighs) I don't like
working for you.

Well, it isn't
your dream job anyway.

He's right.

You know what, Paisley?

I quit.

You can't quit.

Raven, you're fired.

Uh-uh! No, no, no. Now, now.

Now, I think everybody heard me
when I said I quit

before you said I'm fired.
You heard that, right?

You heard that? You heard it?

- I heard you, Mom.
- There you go.

Did your intern
just call you "Mom"?

Yes. He did.

Because he's not my intern.
He's my son.

You have a son?

Ew!

I also have a daughter.

Get off my stage!

With pleasure.

Wow, I did not see this day
going like this.

Me neither. I saw you get fired.

Yeah, me too. Wait.
What'd you just say?

- What did you say?
- Nothing.

- Okay, then.
- Good.

I can't believe I just quit.

Well, Mom, Paisley's
an awful person.

I mean, she doesn't
appreciate you.

You're way too talented
for this place.

Thank you,
but I still need a job.

Well, then,
you'll get a better job,

making clothes for people,
like you always wanted to.

You know, a wise woman
once told me,

"Do you, Boo."

- Hey, that was me.
- Yeah, it was you.

Thanks, Boo.

Step aside! Step aside!

Famous person coming through!

Don't look at me! Don't look at me!
No! No!

- Don't look!
- No!

Who are you?

Don't you know who I be?

Aah! Do you watch reality TV?

Do you like, like-a like-a
like-a social media?

Do you carry a lunch box?

My name is Liz Anya.

And IOh, I... I haven't really
I must havthought about it.

Um... it's a thousand dollars.

(gasps)

He's trying to outbid me.

(scoffs) Three thousand dollars.

- Five thousand dollars.
- Ten thousand dollars!

Both: Final offer!

Sold!

Hurry up and take this off my Give
it to me! Ey change Give it to me!

Oh!

(laughs) Gimme my money.

Ten... ten thousand dollars!

I can use this to start
my own clothing line.

And to raise my allowance.

I don't give you an allowance.

Yeah, but now you got
the money to start.

All right, listen!

I still need that chef's special
at table four! -(Bell dings)

I told you we're eighty-six
strawberry yogurt.

You gotta go grocery shopping
before you open a restaurant!

We've had some customers complain,
so I'm gonna clean the bathroom.

Okay.

Uh, what is going on here?

(mumbling)
Yeah, what is going on?

Rae, thank goodness you're here.
Listen, I turned our apartment

into a restaurant, but I can't
keep up with the orders,

and our diners are angry, and our
staff is up way past their bedtimes.

Yo, Red, I got orders
dying in the window!

I know!

Listen, Rae. I think it's time I get a job.
I just... I don't think

it should be running a
restaurant in our living room.

Yeah, probably not.

Listen, okay, I'm in way over my head.
Can you help me?

It can be like old times, you know, with
your dad at the Chill Grill, right?

All right, I mean, it's
been a while, but I'll see.

Whoa, we are
in the weeds here, people!

I got two pies on table nine,

and table never got
their order.

Wow. It really does come back.

Hey! Hey, Booker!

If you can chill, you can grill.

Get in that kitchen, boy!

I know I said I'd clean
the bathroom,

but we're just gonna
have to move!
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