02x15 - Raven's Home: Remix

[bunniefuu]

♪ ♪

Hey, what it do, Coach Spitz?

I don't know what "it do,"

but you need to pay more
attention in English class.

Exactly. So, Coach Spitz,
what that sign-up sheet be?

You see what I did there?

Sadly, I did.

It's for my new play.

It's the story of a
boy whose dreams

of becoming a famous
horse jockey are dashed

when he had a growth spurt

and wound up six-foot-five.

I call it Spitz! The musical.

A musical?

About you?

Yep. It's full of
memorable moments,

like when I stand in front of
the jockey committee and say,

"I'm not too big.

Those horses are too small!"

Do they get bigger horses?

Nope, they fired me.

So, I took up basketball
and learned to rap.

Which is why my show is about a
basketball player who learns to rap.

A basketball player who can rap?

I was born to play that part!

So how about we save us both
the time and cast me as the lead.

What you say, coach?

I say, see ya at the audition.

Yes. Yes, you will!

Basketball skills?

Really?

And rapping? You
can't even wrap a gift.

What do you think, Levi?

My mom always says,
"if you don't have anything

nice to say, don't
say anything at all."

So...

Okay...

♪ ♪

Man, this is my chance. Nah, ha.

I want this. Uh.

♪ It's my turn now,
and I'm ready to shine ♪

♪ so y'all can sit down,
'cause this role is mine ♪

♪ I've been dreaming 'bout
this since before I could rhyme ♪

♪ and we all know my name
will look good in lights, wooo ♪

♪ no one's got
the swag like me ♪

♪ fame is my destiny ♪

♪ and I know Spitz
wrote the scene ♪

♪ but the spotlight'll
be on me ♪

♪ it's my turn to shine,
it's my turn to flow ♪

♪ it's my turn to show
everybody what I know ♪

♪ 'cause I want this, yeah ♪

♪ 'cause I want this ♪

♪ it's my turn to fly,
it's my turn to go ♪

♪ it's my turn to prove to
everybody it's my show ♪

♪ 'cause I want this, yeah ♪

♪ I really want this ♪

♪ man, I want this! ♪

Oh!

Here's that dime
I was looking for!

You see? I-I want this.

♪ Ay,
Raven's home: Remix ♪

♪ re-remix, uh ♪

♪ ♪

"Spitz, you just too
darn big to be a jockey."

"I'm not too big!

those
horses are too small!"

that was amazing, Booker.
Or should I say "Denzel"?

You should definitely
say "Booker."

Okay,
lucky people,

I've been
trying out my new juicer,

and I just made
some delicious turnip juice.

and I
really think you're gonna

love it. I'm gonna go
get some more.

- okay.
- Okay.

Put it in the cup.
Hurry, hurry, hurry.

Ah!

It looks like it was a
hit! Who's ready for round two?

- mmm!
- Oh, you still?

Okay, well, help yourself, huh?

Ugh!

You ain't the only
one who can act, bruh.

Hey, I have
to rap for my audition.

I memorized
it. Wanna hear?

- of course we do!
- I'd rather drink that juice.

♪ Like an all-star
top ten ending ♪

♪ fake left, step back ♪

♪ then it went in! ♪

♪ No! Can't handle my handles ♪

♪ three-point sh*t! ♪

Stop.

No, it's definitely "sh*t."

No, it's definitely
"stop." That was really bad.

on
the bright side, you just

shattered all kinds
of stereotypes.

it sounded so much
better in my head.

Don't listen to the
Booker-haters, sweetie.

You are going to nail
the lead in that musical.

Thanks,
mom. When I get famous,

I'm gonna buy
you something real shiny.

oh, it doesn't have
to be shiny, baby.

It just needs to
have four bedrooms.

I have no choice.

You're out of the play!

Guys,

I just had a vision coach
Spitz kicked me out of the play.

Maybe he had a
vision of you rapping.

Well, there goes my
chance at fame and fortune.

Chin up, big guy.
Just find someone

who can teach you
how to hoop and rap.

Levi, where am I
gonna find someone

who's good at
hooping and rapping?

I think our building
just threw up on me.

Hey! Is that my turnip...

Scatter, scatter!

♪ ♪

Okay, ninth time's the charm.

We'll come back to sh**ting.

- Lemme hear your rap.
- All right.

Okay, but before you
start, rap is about flow.

You gotta feel it. Even when
you come off the top like...

Hold on, someone, gimme a b*at.

Uh, uh, ahem...

♪ My name is Tess
'cause I'm testing ya ♪

♪ rhymes so sick they be
better than the rest of ya ♪

♪ my flow is smooth like his
head, twist you up like her dreads ♪

♪ I'd be happy to repeat it,
but you heard what I said, uh ♪

♪ so get your umbrellas
'bout to make it rain threes ♪

♪ my sh*ts so cold, I could
make the rim freeze, uh ♪

Impressive. You got rap
skills and a k*ller jump sh*t.

Reminds me of myself
when I was your age.

Too bad you're not
right for a part in my play.

Excuse me, coach?
What'd you just say?

I usually don't listen
to myself when I talk.

You're gonna have
to refresh my memory.

You just said that Tess can't be in
your play because she's not a boy.

Oh. Sounds right.

- Just let it go, Nia. It's all good.
- No!

Actually, it's not all good.

Look, you saw it yourself.
She's got skills, so...

Why can't Tess try
out for your play?

Spitz! Is the story of
my life on a boys' team.

- There were no girls.
- But Tess deserves a sh*t.

The only part in my play
for girls is cheerleader...

Or my mother.

But I promised that to my
mother. So... cheerleader.

No.

It's ball player... Or nothing.

- I can't believe he chose nothing.
- It's cool, Nia.

I ball for fun.

I don't need to be
in his lame play.

But you deserve to be.

Tess, you're better
than any of those boys.

Seriously, don't make
such a big deal out of this.

I'm good.

See ya tomorrow?

See you tomorrow.

- Bye.
- Bye.

Hey, Nia, listen, um...

I wasn't eavesdroppin',
but I was ear hustlin'. And...

I can't believe you're just going
to accept Coach Spitz's decision.

- There's nothing I can do.
- Excuse me?!

You are your mother's child.

What you do is you do like me

and you do not take
"no" for an answer.

- Yeah, you're right, mom.
- I know I am.

- I'm gonna fight.
- There you go!

I'm not gonna take
"no" for an answer!

- Preach!
- Yes! So you'll come with me!

No. 'Cause I have to get my
nails done. But after this moment,

you do not take
"no" for an answer.

- Yes!
- Get 'em, girl!

♪ ♪

♪ like an all-star ♪

♪ top ten ending ♪

Umm... ♪ fake left step... ♪

Next!

- Go get 'em.
- Okay.

- Let's go.
- Okay.

Hey, coach. I'm
wearing old-school gear

like you did when
you played in the ' s.

And, action.

♪ Like an all-star
top ten ending ♪

♪ fake left, step
back then it went in ♪

♪ no! Can't handle my handles ♪

♪ three point sh*t ♪

Okay. Now, let's
see those handles.

Next!

We got next.

Cheerleader
auditions are tomorrow.

We didn't come here
to be cheerleaders.

We came to remind you of the
opportunity that you're passing up.

♪ Hard work's always faceless ♪

♪ doesn't matter what
your gender or race is ♪

♪ show me someone who
is better ♪ - ♪ better ♪

♪ and we can watch him when
he crumbles under pressure ♪

♪ coach, you got a story ♪

♪ it's something for
the whole wide world ♪

♪ no guts, no glory ♪

♪ the best man for
the job's my girl ♪

♪ all I'm asking is
you open your mind ♪

♪ do the right thing ♪

♪ and give Tess a try, 'cause ♪

♪ we didn't come here to cheer ♪

♪ we came to lead,
we're right here ♪

♪ so open your eyes and see ♪

♪ she could be legendary ♪

♪ she could be legendary ♪

♪ yeah, yeah, just open
your eyes and see ♪

♪ you could be legendary ♪

♪ ♪

And last but not least.

The part of coach
Spitz goes to...

Booker!

- Yes!
- Yes!

Move out of the way.

So I can look her in the
eyes when I say, Tess...

You're playing Spitz!

♪ ♪

I made a pie, I made
a pie, I made a pie.

Look at my celebration pie.

Because my baby Booker's gonna
be the lead in the school musical.

Oh, I know. Hey!
Speaking of the musical,

you know, the school
called and asked

if I would handle
refreshments at the show.

- Really?
- Yeah.

What you gonna serve?

My turnip juice. You
know, the one you love.

And in keeping with
the hip-hop theme,

I'm calling it
"turnip for what."

No, you're not.

- Hey, aunt Chels. Hey, mom.
- Hey, boo.

So, I didn't take
"no" for an answer.

Tess will be making her acting
debut in Spitz! The musical.

- Atta girl!
- Hey, Levi. How was your day?

- A lot better than his.
- Aw, sweetheart, what's wrong?

- I didn't get the part.
- What? What?

That's impossible! Who got it?

Tess did...

Thanks to Nia.

Why did you have to push
so hard to get Tess to try out?

I'm sorry, Booker, but I was
following some pretty good advice.

Whose advice was that?

You want some pie?

Really, mom?

I'm too upset to eat.

Chels, did you hear that?
My baby's too upset to eat.

Well, he did take a cookie.

One cookie, Chels.

My baby's broken.

I don't know what I'm gonna do.

I mean, on one hand,

I'm really, really happy
that Nia asserted herself.

But on the other hand, I wish it
didn't have to be at Booker's expense.

So what're you gonna do?

Well...

I'm gonna do what
any mother would do.

I'm gonna go to
that school tomorrow.

I'm gonna march to coach
Spitz's face, and I'm gonna say...

Hey, Coach Spitz, hi.

Oh, I love pie! I love
apple, cherry, sweet potato.

I bet you do, huh.

♪ Keep looking at this
pie, I bet you want a piece ♪

♪ give me one good reason
why my baby ain't the lead? ♪

- ♪ Okay, your baby can't act ♪
- what?!

♪ He can't sh**t and
he sure can't rap ♪

♪ well if you really want a
slice, I'll bet you'll get past that ♪

♪ 'cause you ain't never
had something so good ♪

♪ hot and fresh
out of the oven ♪

♪ honey, you ain't
getting nothin' ♪

- ♪ I said hey ♪
- ♪ hey! ♪

♪ Testify, if you want
a piece of this pie ♪

- ♪ I said hey ♪
- ♪ hey! ♪

♪ You better make it right ♪

♪ if you want a
piece of this pie ♪

♪ you better let my baby shine ♪

♪ or you'll get no key lime ♪

- ♪ I said hey ♪
- ♪ hey! ♪

♪ Testify, if you want
a piece of this pie ♪

♪ now if he's not the lead,
what part can he play? ♪

♪ Uh, I could give
him front row seats? ♪

♪ No pie! ♪ - ♪ how about
something behind the scenes? ♪

- ♪ No pie! ♪
- ♪ just a little piece? ♪

- ♪ No pie! ♪
- ♪ pretty, pretty please? ♪

♪ No pie! ♪

♪ I got it! He
can play a tree! ♪

♪ Mmmm, you don't want no pie ♪

♪ you ain't never had
something so good ♪

♪ hot and fresh
out of the oven ♪

♪ honey, you ain't
getting nothin' ♪

♪ I said hey! ♪
whoo!

♪ ♪

♪ Sweet potato, cherry,
lemon, apple strudel ♪

♪ each one is delicious, but
there's nothing for you though! ♪

- ♪ I said hey ♪
- ♪ hey! ♪

♪ Testify, if you want
a piece of this pie ♪

- ♪ I said hey ♪
- ♪ hey! ♪

♪ You better make it right, if
you want a piece of this pie ♪

♪ you better let my baby shine ♪

♪ or you'll get no key lime ♪

- ♪ I said hey ♪
- ♪ hey! ♪

♪ Testify, if you want
a piece of this pie ♪

♪ I got it. He can
play ref number one ♪

- ♪ any lines? ♪
- ♪ he's got a whistle! ♪

♪ No pie! ♪

♪ How many times
does he blow it? ♪

♪ It's for showing,
not blowing ♪

- ♪ no pie! ♪
- ♪ all right, one ♪

♪ okay, two
gut-wrenching whistles ♪

♪ now you get a piece,
now you get a piece ♪

♪ now, you get a
piece of this pie ♪

Booker is gonna be
the best ref number one

in the history of
ref number ones.

♪ ♪

Are you really okay
not being in the play?

I was kind of counting on
this role making me famous.

I guess I don't need this list
of things you're gonna buy us.

Goodbye vacation home we never
use but are rich enough to have.

Booker, start rehearsing!

Spitz says you're
back in the play!

He did? But I had a vision
I was kicked out of the play.

You did?

Booker! Booker! Booker!

Well, I just had my own vision.

And not only are
you in the play,

but you get a standing ovation!

I do?! Cool! So
am I playing Spitz?

No. Ref number one.

- Do I have any lines?
- You got a whistle.

- Do I blow it?
- Twice!

Nice! Looks like Booker's
train to fame is back on track.

Make that two vacation
homes we never use

but are rich enough to have.

Make it three. Hey, hey, Chels!

You want a vacation
home you'll never use?!

Chelsea: Can I
get one I do use?!

No!

So ungrateful.

♪ ♪

Welcome to tonight's
performance of Spitz! The musical.

Although, it should be called ref
number one-derful. But, you know.

Hope we juiced
enough turnips, Levi.

I'm expecting a huge
rush at intermission.

So, Tess, how's it feel to be playing
a part that was written for a boy?

- Well, I feel...
- she's thrilled. Women have been denied

these opportunities for far
too long and we say, "no more."

That's awesome.

Are there any other
causes on the horizon?

- Oh...
- we've been so busy with this one.

But you can bet wherever
there's an injustice,

we'll be right
there to take it on.

Wow. So, Tess, what's it like
to be the face of a movement?

Well, I...

she is thrilled. It has
always been our dream.

Places, everybody.

This has always been my dream.

- You got this.
- I got this.

♪ I got this, yeah I got this ♪

♪ it's almost time, the
curtain's 'bout to fall ♪

♪ said my lines a
thousand times ♪

♪ and they know that
this girl can ball, yep ♪

♪ done this before, this
ain't really nothing new ♪

♪ anybody keep the score they
know I don't ever lose, nope ♪

♪ okay, okay, this
really ain't a big deal ♪

♪ it's just a play, so I
just need to keep it real ♪

♪ ignore distractions
'cause this is my passion ♪

♪ soon as Spitz says action I'm
LeBron James and I'm rapping ♪

♪ this is my moment
it's my time to own it ♪

♪ I'm so lit, don't need assists
and in a minute I'll be Spitz ♪

♪ c'mon, girl it's
time to prove it ♪

♪ it's just a couple
lines and some music ♪

♪ let's show them
all a girl can do it ♪

♪ you 'bout to be the
face of a movement ♪

Oh, no. She's freezing up!

The bright lights
are too much for her.

- Time out!
- Raven: Hey!

This ain't a game,
you can't call time out.

Yes, I can. I'm the director!

Tess, you're my Spitz.

- What are you doing out there?
- I'm sorry, coach, I choked.

I have no choice.

- You're out of the play.
- What?

That was my vision.

- I guess it wasn't me.
- Okay, good. Now's your chance.

You're the only one who
knows this part, Booker.

Put it on.

You're going in.

My baby's gonna be a star!

My baby's gonna be a star!

♪ ♪

Chelsea: Hey everyone!

Come try our
turnip for what juice.

It's packed with vitamins.

This doesn't seem like a "packed
with vitamins" kind of crowd.

I think we need a
better sales pitch.

You're right, honey.

I got this.

♪ I was once a
lost and thirsty girl ♪

♪ until I found the most
enchanting drink in the world ♪

♪ Levi, holla at 'em ♪

♪ what's crisp? Ice
cold like a glacier?

♪ turnip juice ♪

♪ what's the perfect
- texture and flavor?

♪ turnip juice ♪

♪ store it in your
purse, still good later ♪

♪ take it home for your
next-door neighbor ♪

♪ c'mon get this - party
started ♪ - ♪ what you say? ♪

♪ Fresh veggies - from
my garden ♪ - ♪ leggo ♪

♪ it's an organic bargain -
healthy for the heart ♪ - ♪ yes ♪

♪ if you got a passion - for some
blended action ♪ - ♪ yes, sing it ♪

♪ follow your
attraction to our little ♪

♪ booth ♪

♪ if you got a craving
that's driving you crazy ♪

♪ have you thought that maybe
you just need some juice ♪

♪ come and get
some juice, juice ♪

♪ turnip juice, uh ♪

♪ come and get
some juice, juice ♪

♪ turnip juice ♪

♪ juice... ♪

♪ Juice! ♪

No refunds.

♪ ♪

Tess, what are you doing?
Everyone's counting on you.

Yeah, that's the problem.

♪ I don't want another
sh*t, if you'd just listen ♪

♪ I don't think I even
wanted to audition ♪

♪ wait, I don't understand
what you're saying ♪

♪ Tess, you're so good,
why would you just waste it? ♪

♪ Girl, you can do your
thing! No one's better ♪

♪ yeah maybe, but now
there's so much pressure ♪

♪ Tess, this is your dream,
I'm just trying to be supportive ♪

♪ no, Nia, this is what
you've always wanted ♪

♪ I never saw your
side of the story ♪

♪ now I know and
I'm really sorry ♪

♪ so let's swear
we'll make this right ♪

♪ and never ever be so blind ♪

♪ there's more than
just my side to the story ♪

♪ a point of view I
can't keep ignoring ♪

♪ so let's swear
we'll always try ♪

♪ to take the time to
see things eye to eye ♪

♪ I'm so proud and
you look so handsome ♪

♪ break a leg, get the
audience standing ♪

♪ what if I'm not meant
for the spotlight? ♪

♪ 'Cause something deep
down doesn't feel right ♪

♪ I appreciate the way
you're always on my team ♪

♪ don't worry 'cause
my vision's right ♪

♪ why does it feel
so wrong to me? ♪

Mom, what if your
vision is wrong?

Wrong? Me? About a vision?

Yeah. Mine was wrong.

My visions are accurate,

so get on that stage and
get us our standing ovation.

No, mom. I gotta go
with my gut on this one.

♪ I only saw my
side of the story ♪

♪ guess I got caught
up in the glory ♪

♪ and I swear I'll
make this right ♪

♪ how could I have
been so blind? ♪

♪ There's more than
just one side to the story ♪

♪ a point of view I
can't keep ignoring ♪

♪ and I swear, I'll always
try to take the time ♪

♪ to see things eye to eye ♪

Tess, I think this
belongs to you.

But it's your sh*t to be famous.

I thought so, too,

until I realized Nia was right.

Tess, you're a great
rapper and baller.

- You deserve to wear this.
- I don't know.

I do. Take it.

Thanks, book.

Now, let's get out there,
and show 'em what we got!

- Okay.
- Great, you're here.

What are you doing
with my Jersey?

I'm playing you. And I'll
make you proud, coach.

I know you will. You're the best
version of me I could've ever hoped for.

Time in!

Good luck!

♪ ♪

♪ like an all-star
top ten ending ♪

♪ fake left, step
back then it went in ♪

♪ no! Can't handle my handles ♪

♪ three-point sh*t and
one, blow the whistle ♪

♪ hey, it was a
journey but I made it ♪

♪ uh, now it's time
for celebration ♪

♪ hard work and dedication no
intimidation talkin' 'bout greatness ♪

♪ replay the moment
I know I owned it ♪

♪ I took the sh*t
I b*at the clock ♪

- ♪ scored in slow motion ♪
- ♪ slow motion ♪

♪ replay the moment
over and over ♪

♪ now I'm on top, I
can't be stopped ♪

♪and you can quote it ♪

♪ so replay the moment ♪

♪ ♪

Go Booker, go!

- ♪ Now everybody say win, win ♪
- ♪ win! Win! ♪

- ♪ Spitz! Spitz!
- ♪ Spitz! Spitz! ♪

- ♪ Win! Win! ♪
- ♪ win! Win! ♪

- ♪ Spitz! Spitz!
- ♪ Spitz! Spitz! ♪

♪ Replay the moment
I know I owned it ♪

♪ I took the sh*t I b*at the
clock scored in slow motion ♪

♪ replay the moment
over and over ♪

♪ now I'm on top I can't be
stopped and you can quote it ♪

♪ so replay the moment ♪

That was beautiful.

- Booker was great.
- And so was Tess.

I am so happy you had her back.

Who knew I could be so pushy?

Well, did you learn anything?

Yeah, I learned that I'm more
like you than I actually thought.

That's my baby.

Hey! Now no one
can get any juice!

All: Booker! Booker!
Booker! Booker! Booker!

Booker! Booker! Booker! Booker!

Well, at
least my vision came true.

hey! After
party at our house!

♪ replay the
moment I know I owned it ♪

♪ I took the sh*t I b*at
the clock scored in slow motion ♪

♪ replay the
moment over and over ♪

♪ now I'm on top I can't
be stopped and you can quote it ♪

♪ so
replay the moment ♪