02x16 - Switch-or-Treat

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02x16 - Switch-or-Treat

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♪ ♪

Come on, girls! Where
is the Halloween spirit?

You know, I'm already
on my second pumpkin.

Nia, thinking about miles again?

No, no. Why would you say that?

Because of your first pumpkin.

Just because it
has a wig like miles,

and the smile says miles,

doesn't mean I'm actually
thinking about miles.

You sure mention
this "miles" a lot.

Yeah, "miles."

Why are you two
air-quoting miles?

Because we're not
sure he's really real.

He's real.

Uh-huh.

Girl, I've seen him.
He's totally real.

Oh, we get it.

He's totally real, wink-wink.

No, no. I wasn't wink-winking.

I got pumpkin pulp in my eye.

He's totally real.

Dang it!

Well, guess what?

Miles is coming to the Halloween
carnival tonight at school.

- Really?
- Mm-hmm.

Well, are you and "miles"
gonna wear a couple's costume?

Are we supposed to?

Well, you're not a real couple unless
your costumes are matchy-matchy.

What do you know about couples?

I've heard things.

♪ Berry buddies
and Franken crunch ♪

♪ eat 'em for breakfast ♪

♪ eat 'em for lunch ♪

♪ snack while you plays ♪

♪ and snack while you studies ♪

♪ on Franken crunch
and Berry buddies ♪

So, Levi, how do
you think that was?

I think we nailed it.

You think we're gonna win
the carnival costume contest?

Absolutely. We did great.

Then you don't
know what great is.

You got big dreams?

You want fame?

Well, fame costs.

And right here is
where you start paying,

in sweat!

Five, six, seven, eight!

♪ Berry buddies and Franken... ♪

Come on!

Shinée, are you serious?

My clothing line can be featured

in next month's
fashion now! Magazine?

Yes! Yes, okay.

When do you want to
see my presentation?

Tonight at :
P.M.? On Halloween?

Yeah, no, no, no.
I can do that, yeah.

I didn't buy candy anyway.

Thank you. Yes, I
will see you tonight.

Thank you so much! Thank
you, thank you, thank you!

Yes!

Whoa.

Whoa.

Mom, I just had
the weirdest vision.

Me too.

- Were you looking at yourself?
- I was.

Have you ever seen
yourself in a vision before?

I have not.

- Me either. What do you think it means?
- I don't know.

Mom, what just happened?

I don't know, Booker.

♪ Ohhh ♪

♪ Hey... Yo ♪

♪ Let me tell you somethin' ♪

♪ Had my vision all worked out ♪

♪ But then life
had other plans ♪

♪ Tell 'em, Rae ♪

♪ It's crazy when things
turn upside down ♪

♪ But ya gotta get up
and take that chance ♪

♪ Maybe I'm just finding my way
Learning how to fly

♪ Yeah, we're gonna be okay
Ya know I got you, right?

♪ It might be wild, but ya
know that we make it work ♪

♪ We're just kids caught
up in a crazy world ♪

♪ C'mon! ♪

♪ It's Raven's Home ♪
Yo!

♪ We get loud! ♪

♪ It's Raven's Home ♪

♪ It's our crowd! ♪

♪ Might be tough, but
together we make it look good ♪

♪ Down for each other
like family should ♪

♪ It's Raven's Home ♪

♪ When it's tough ♪

♪ It's Raven's Home ♪

♪ We got love ♪

♪ 'Cause no matter the weather,
ya know we gon' shine ♪

♪ There for each other,
ya know it's our time ♪

Yep! That's us.

♪ ♪

What did you do, Booker?

Well, why you blaming me, mom?

This is weird.

Yeah, imagine how I feel.

I mean, how
do you walk in this thing?

This isn't exactly
a picnic either.

Hey, when's the last
time you washed up under here?

Ya nasty.

I am a teenage boy.

We must have switched
bodies when we touched hands.

let's try touching
hands to switch back.

Nothing.

Still nothing.

Not even the kid 'n play.

See you tonight, girls.

Mom, that's Nia. What do we do?

Hey, mom. Can I talk to you?

Me? Oh, oh! Yes, yes. Me.

Because I'm the mom, right?

I'm definitely not the brother.

Okay, Booker. I know
how much this contest means to you.

So I'm really gonna focus.

Promise I'll make you proud.

Nuh-uh, baby. Not right now.

Baby?

Uh...

I mean, nuh-uh, bruh.

Now, shh!

So anyways, I'm
taking miles to the carnival,

but Tess and I
were supposed to go as a horse,

though Sienna says that miles

and I should go in a
couple's costume.

So, he's going as a surfer.

I'm wondering, should I
go as seaweed or a shark?

Why are you telling
me this? I don't care.

Mom.

Mom! Yes. Me. Yeah, mm-hmm.

I care, 'cause I'm supposed to,

about your feelings, and stuff.

Forget it.

You should be talking
to me about this, not him.

Him?

Him. Me. Her. Him.

I mean, Nia, I'm your mama,

and this is Booker.

What is going on here?

We switched bodies!

Oh, please. You
expect us to believe this?

Yeah, nice Halloween prank.

No, I can prove
it. I can prove it.

If I was really mom,
would I do this?

Unfortunately, you would.

So, I'm gonna need
something else.

I can't believe my
baby don't know me.

That... that was a mom squeal.

It is you.

My baby knows me!

So how did this happen, mom?

I mean, how did
this happen, mom?

This is so confusing.

Maybe it's because
you're both psychics.

Raven, Booker, I
came to warn you.

Aunt Maureen?

You're both psychics,
it's Halloween,

Venus is in retrograde,

if you touch, you
will switch bodies.

Too late.

What? Dang it. I ran
all the way over here.

I knew I should
have taken that bus.

Why didn't you just call?

I couldn't just call.

Psychics never,
never, never, never talk

about being psychic
over the telephone.

Shh!

They're always listening.

Aunt Maureen, what's the fix?

Oh, it's easy, boo bear.

Are those new curtains?

Aunt Maureen,
what's the easy fix?

You should get electric curtains,
darling, they're so much easier.

None of this pulling
to open and close.

You press a little button,
they open all on their own.

And then it's like you're
in a Broadway show.

♪ Broadway! Broad... ♪
ooh! My back.

Broadway... How do we end this?

You just have to wait until
midnight, my little banana puddin'.

Halloween is over, and
everything is back to normal.

It's never normal here.

Midnight?

Well, how are we supposed to
win the costume contest if I'm mom?

And how am I supposed to go to my
meeting with Shinée looking like this?

- Hi, Nia.
- Hey, miles.

- Nice costume.
- Thanks.

Ugh, gross.

Miles, this is my
great-aunt Maureen.

- Oh, I'm miles. Nice to meet you.
- Wait, no!

Oh, I've fallen
and I can't get up.

Wait a minute, I can.

But I can't.

Ooh, heave!

Why do I feel so creaky?

You didn't tell me
the boy was psychic.

And by the way, I'm not creaky.

I'm fit, fabulous, and fine
enough for your granddaddy.

Told ya, never normal.

♪ ♪

This is a nightmare.

I was supposed to
take miles to the carnival

and now if I don't
show up with him,

my friends are gonna
keep calling him "miles."

Why are you telling me?

Well, because... You're the
only one who I know is still you.

Maybe you could just take
him and it won't be that bad?

I can see close. I can see far.

Ooh! I can see those boots
would definitely look good on me.

Hey! Hey! Hey! Oh!

This thing comes
all the way off.

Ooh!

Boy, you better
put that back on.

That's my church wig.

At least you're
in your own body.

I can't even see my feet.

Hey.

Don't knock it till you rock it.

Boy, you got no
junk in your trunk.

Ooh, but you do.

Mom, I see why
you like it so much.

Yes!

Okay, everyone just stop.

I can't, Nia. It feels
good. It feels real good.

♪ ♪

Okay, Booker. If
you're gonna be me,

you gotta give this presentation
to Shinée just like I planned.

Now ravenous
fashions are fun for kids,

but we take our commitment to
sustainable materials seriously.

You gettin' this, Booker?

Yeah, I'm getting it, but
I'm just not getting it, mom.

This doesn't sound like you.

This is important. I
need to be professional.

Well, then, why don't you
sprinkle some Raven on it?

You know, season it up a bit.

Season it up a bit?

I'm not frying up
some chicken, boy.

I'm trying to make some Greens.

Just stick to the script and
point to the slides, that's all.

Season it up a bit.

Okay, aunt Maureen.

You have to come
to the carnival with me

and convince my friends
that you're miles, right?

So you gotta be like him.

A little shy, a
little mysterious,

a little dangerous.

Is that really how you see me?

Now, I can be dangerous.

That's weird
coming from my aunt.

So, um, when you
meet my friends,

just smile, nod,
and move that 'fro.

Like this?

Maybe just smile and nod.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to
find a way to go get matchy-matchy.

I mean, where am I gonna
find a shark costume?

Check in the closet
in my room, sweetie.

Right in between the
rabbit and taco costumes.

Yes, Booker, I alphabetize.

♪ ♪

♪ snack while you plays ♪

♪ and snack while you studies ♪

♪ on Franken crunch
and Berry buddies ♪

♪ yeah! Berry buddies,
Berry buddies... ♪

Mom! Mom! Mom! Stop
shaking my Booty like that.

Stick to the routine.

I'm just trying to
season it up, you know.

Add a little Raven shake in it.

Oh, oh, so you can season,

but when I try to
season, you just get salty?

I don't know, Booker.
It could be fun to add

a little shake to our shuffle.

No! No, no, no! This is serious.

I have won two
years in a row, mom.

And the only other person to do that is
principal Kwan when she was a student.

And I want to take her down.

Okay? So no, no shaking.

Fine. Don't listen
to your mamma.

Fine. I won't.

Boy, don't use
that voice with me.

It's your voice.

You better take it down
a notch or you gon' get it.

♪ ♪

Wow. Shinée is a boss.

Ha-ha!

What?

Yo, hold all my calls.

Hold all my calls.

Hello, Raven.

Hello, ma'am. I mean,
miss... sh-Shinée.

Hello, Shinée.

I'm so sorry for
having to meet so late.

I just flew in from
Milan this morning.

I love Mulan. Yo,
Mushu was the man.

No, Milan, Italy.

- Over there, oh.
- Yeah, yeah.


Which is why I'm so jet-lagged.

So, what'cha got for me?

Okay, well, uh...

♪ ♪

Ooh, honey. We look good.

Hello, boys.

Hey, principal Kwan.

So you really think those
costumes are gonna b*at

my record set in nineteen...
None of your business?

This is wild.

You look just like miles.

You wanna keep
that finger, child?

Best stop poking me.

- Tess, just act like this is normal.
- But it's not normal.

This coming from a girl who's
dressed like a horse's patootie.

Well, I was supposed to
be matchy-matchy with Nia

and be her backside,
but she said "neigh."

Tess, I have to prove to Sienna
and Zeena that miles exists,

and then we're outta here.

Okay, so, uh, take your coat off

so my friends can see
that we're matchy-matchy.

- Matchy-whatchy?
- Oh, that's what couples do.

Well, if you say so.

In my day, you didn't
get matchy-matchy

till you got married-married.

Oh, so this is the
famous "miles."

Yes, yes it is.

Miles, meet my friends,
Sienna and Zeena.

Oh, you two are
just cute as buttons!

All right, you've
met him, he's real.

Uh, we gotta go. Bye!

Bye? But you just got here.

Yeah, we want to
get to know him better.

Why, you girls are sweeter than
apple pie on a Sunday afternoon.

Aww.

Aww.

Booker? Booker, did you do it?

Did you sell Shinée on ravenous?

Sell? Um, let's just say...

Let's just say she's
dreaming about it right now.

A lot.

Good. Because you hold
my dreams in your hands.

But no pressure.

Uh...

Uh, auntie Rae,
we've got problems.

They're stealing our shuffle.
Look at them rehearsing.

Oh snap!

Baby, I'm gonna call you back.

Mom! Mom! No, no! Oh snap.

Okay, Levi. Don't panic.

We won't look like we copied the
other kids as long as we go first.

We're going last.

Yeah, we're toast.

No, I'm toast.

And this is my jam.

Go, go peanuts!
Go, go peanuts! Hey!

♪ ♪

Auntie Rae, Booker was
supposed to three-peat this year.

Now what do we do?

We think outside the cereal box.

Looks like their costumes
might be butter than yours.

Whoa, auntie, slow down.
You're eating way too much.

I just realized I'm in the
body of a -year-old boy.

I gotta put some
chili on this hot dog.

Do any of you young ladies want
any refreshments from the snack bar?

Whatever you can carry.

I am as hungry
as... Half a horse.

Wow, Nia, miles
is so considerate.

I'm sorry we ever
air-quoted him.

Yeah, you're so
lucky. He's the best.

I see you, oh girl.

This is going great.
They're totally buying it.

Yeah, yeah. The only
thing that will make it better

is if the real miles
was actually here.

Whoa!

You okay, ladybug?

I was just looking forward to
having fun with miles tonight,

and I know it looks
like miles is here,

but it just doesn't
feel like miles is here.

And this was supposed
to be our first date.

Aw, cupcake, your
auntie's gonna fix this.

Aww.

♪ ♪

Ms. Dubois? Excuse me?

Um, Ms. Dubois.

- I'm up!
- Good, good.

- I'm up, I'm up.
- Good.

Now, uh, we can
get this thing poppin'.

You know what, Raven?
I may be exhausted,

but this presentation
just isn't that compelling.

Thanks for coming in.

No. No, no, no. I can't leave.

No, I cannot leave.

Let me just do
it again, all right?

And this time, let me
put my seasoning on it.

Okay?

Welcome to ravenous,

a fashion line that
is totally kid-focused.

♪ Ravenous fashions
are a knockout punch ♪

♪ they're ten times better
than Franken crunch ♪

♪ hats for the sun and
boots when it's muddy ♪

♪ and way more colors
than Berry buddies ♪

Did you just do the
Franken Berry shuffle?

Yes, I did.

And you know what? I crushed it.

My kids love that shuffle.

Now, this presentation
proves that you have your finger

on the pulse of what
these kids are into.

Right? I do.

It's almost like I am one.

Oh, congratulations.
Congratulations.

I'd love to feature ravenous in our
"up-and-coming designers" issue.

Mamma's gonna be so happy.

I mean, me. Me,
'cause I'm the mamma.

I'm the mom... ha-ha!

But I gotta tell my mamma.

Thank you. Thank you so much.

Whoa, dude. This
carnival is poppin'.

Miles! Hey, what
are you doing here?

Oh, your aunt came to get me.

She said you wanted
me here. Is that true?

Uh... You know I...

I thought it was more important
to be here with the fake you

than to be here
with the real you.

But... I realized I was wrong.

And I'm glad you're here.

Me too.

This is the weirdest
first date I've ever had.

You know what?

Why don't you young
folks go have some fun?

Kids.

Mom! Mom, I did it!

- You got the fashion now ! Spread!
- You did it?

- You got it?
- Yeah, I did.

With a, you know,
few adjustments.

What are you wearing?

Your costume.

With a few adjustments.

Huh? Why?

There was someone here with the
exact same Franken crunch costume on.

So I made yours
into mummy crunch.

And she made me
into Berry brains.

Great. Now I'm not gonna
get my face in the case.

Booker, have a little
faith. Mamma's got this.

Now, calling to the stage, Booker
Baxter-Carter and Levi Grayson.

Go peanuts!

Get me my three-peat!

Muhahaha!

♪ Berry brains and
mummy crunch ♪

♪ with moves so scary,
you'll scream a bunch ♪

♪ so much flavor
you'll go insane ♪

♪ for mummy crunch
and Berry brains ♪

♪ Berry brains and
mummy crunch ♪

♪ they'll haunt you down ♪

♪ they'll eat you for lunch ♪

♪ they'll freeze the
blood inside your veins ♪

♪ it's mummy crunch ♪

♪ and Berry brains ♪

You all did a great job,

but judging by your applause,
there can only be one winner.

Levi Grayson and...

Three-time Halloween carnival
costume contest champion,

Booker Baxter-Carter.

Yes! Ha-ha!

Yes! I did it!

I did it! I won! I won!
I broke the record.

I mean, you, my
baby broke the record.

My baby broke the record.

I won. I won.

♪ ♪

Mom, thank you so much for this.

You were right, I did need
some of your seasoning.

Well, sounds like I needed
some of yours too, baby.

And before we change back,

I just wanna say,

it was really cool
being you for a day,

seeing the world
through your eyes.

Yeah, but smelling the
world through your nose...

You are one funky little boy.

The second we change
back, you are taking a shower.

- With soap!
- No!

It's midnight!

I'm back!

I'm back.

I'm back.

My back!
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