02x20 - Winners and Losers

[bunniefuu]

♪ ♪

- Good morning, mom.
- Hey, mom.

Hey! Hey, kids. Check
out my new ravenous logo.

It has a feather.

'Cause I'm a Raven.

- Oh! I like it.
- Yeah, nice logo.

Well, I've got a big interview
coming up with chance the rapper

and I hope he likes it too.

Wait. Wait, what?

Yeah. How do you
know chance the rapper?

Okay, okay. Now. You
now Drea the manicurist?

Well her cousin poo's best
friend's son's sister's brother's uncle

is chance the rapper's
bodyguard's bodyguard's manicurist.

- Oh, you mean Lee?
- Yeah, I love Lee.

I love Lee too!

Well, anyway, chance is going on
tour and he wants to wear a new hat

and hopefully, if all goes well,

he'll be wearing a ravenous.

So, how do you
think I should wear it?

Like a lil' swag,

a lot of swag,
or like a... ahhhh.

Hey, you know.
I'd go with... ahhhh.

Okay. Now, we've
got a question for you.

How does this wave look?

Stilted and awkward.

- Perfect.
- Nailed it.

Yes, today, we found out if we're
gonna be the new school ambassadors.

Oh, ambassadors. That's awesome.

I mean, I just have an
interview with a famous rapper...

But yeah! That's great.

Mom, it's gonna be awesome.

We'll get to talk
with Principal Kwan

about student and
community relations,

she'll listen to
all of my ideas,

and ambassador, will look
fantastic on my transcripts.

I'm so proud of you sweetheart.

That is amazing,
and right up your alley.

But um, it's not up your
brother's alley. What you in it for?

A private breakfast one a
week in the Principal's office

with a bottomless bacon buffet.

Bottomless bacon?
Sweetheart, go on.

According to the Guntz, Principal
Kwan is a huge bacon lover.

I'm talking extra
thick, hickory smoked,

applewood, Canadian...

Canadian is a
fancy name for ham.

- I know.
- Keep going.

Cracked pepper,
spicy honey-glazed...

Spicy honey-glazed?

- You two done?
- Both: No!

- It's spicy honey-glazed.
- Spicy honey-glazed.

Very sick.

Aw, sweetheart.
That sounds terrible.

Yeah, you should definitely
stay home from school today.

So, tell me more about that
spicy honey-glazed bacon.

And talk slow.

♪ Ohhhh ♪

- ♪ hey ♪
- ♪ yo ♪

♪ let me tell you somethin' ♪

♪ had my vision
all worked out ♪

♪ but then life
had other plans ♪

♪ tell 'em, Rae ♪

♪ it's crazy when things
turn upside down ♪

♪ but ya gotta get up
and take that chance ♪

♪ maybe I'm - just finding my
way ♪ - ♪ learning how to fly ♪

- ♪ yeah, we're gonna be okay ♪
- ♪ ya know I got you, right? ♪

♪ It might be wild, but ya
know that we make it work ♪

♪ we're just kids caught
up in a crazy world ♪

- ♪ c'mon! ♪
- ♪ it's Raven's home ♪

- ♪ we get loud! ♪
- ♪ it's Raven's home ♪

♪ it's our crowd! ♪

♪ Might be tough, but
together we make it look good ♪

♪ down for each other
like family should ♪

♪ it's Raven's home ♪

♪ when it's tough ♪

♪ it's Raven's home ♪

♪ we got love ♪

♪ 'cos no matter the weather,
ya know we gon' shine ♪

♪ there for each other,
ya know it's our time ♪

Yep! That's us.

♪ ♪

Attention, students.

Oh, shh. Principal Kwan's
gonna make her announcement.

It's
time to thank last

semester's ambassadors
for their service.

their
term may be ending, but

their names will be
engraved forever

on the
ambassador wall off fame.

I want
our names on that wall.

I want
that bottomless bacon.

and so, it is
with great peanut pride...

go peanuts!

all: Go peanuts!

... That I once
again preside over the passing

of the peanut
ambassadorial torch.

here comes the humble brag.

A torch,
I humbly point out,

I first lit when I
created the ambassador program...

I wonder if she
was a student here.

When I was a student here.

Go peanuts!

All: Go peanuts!

Zeena,
Mr. Guntzenheimer,

will you do the honor of
announcing the new ambassadors?

ugh, really?

Yes!

I mean, go on.

Nia Baxter-Carter.

Yes!

And Booker Baxter-Carter.

And now, for the
traditional changing of the blazers.

no, no, no. Nah, put it on me.

Hello, ladies. Ha-ha!

Dang, Guntz.

Sorry. It's a stressful job.

And I'm not gonna lie, my body
doesn't process bacon very well.

Booker, Nia, you will receive your
laminated ambassador pledge cards.

Please, read them aloud.

Both: "As an ambassador, I
will work to make this school

a welcoming
environment to all peanuts.

I will proudly serve my school

with honesty,
generosity, and integrity.

I will graciously help
any peanut in need.

This is the ambassador's creed."

Now, as your first
act as ambassadors,

it is your job to give
a warm welcome

to a new student
who is starting today.

Mitchell J. Moseley.

Why does that name
sound so familiar?

Hello, losers.

Both: Mitch.

♪ ♪

I thought you were sick.

Ahhh!

Would you like to tell
me what's going on here?

Auntie Rae, I can explain.

I need to stay home so I
could fix my mom's garden.

She asked me to keep an
eye on it while she's away.

And I'm not going
a very good job.

Look.

It seems like you're a
really good gardener.

Look. Look how
big those raisins are.

- Those are tomatoes.
- What?

Oh.

Okay, yeah. Maybe you should
stay home and tend the the garden.

Just for today though.

'Cause tomorrow, back to school.

Thanks.

You know, I really
could use some help.

Oh, yeah. Well,
I hate dirt so...

But you love me and my mom.

Right?

That was low, Levi.

But yeah. Yeah, okay.

I got you. I'll come.

Wait. Where are you going?

Well, if I gotta dig in dirt,

sweetheart, I need
to dress for dirt. Okay?

♪ ♪

I can't believe Mitch
is coming to our school.

And now we have to welcome him?

Nope. I can't do it
Nia. I just can't do it.

Um, ambassadors...

I think we need to help our
newest peanut come out of his shell.

Remember your pledges?

Yeah, yeah. We're just
deciding if we want to give him

like, a warm hug or
a hearty handshake.

I still can't do it, Nia.

You want the bacon?

Of course I do.

- And your name on the wall?
- Of course I do.

Then you better do it.

Principal Kwan used to
watch the Guntz like a hawk.

So we came up with a warning.

Cacaw!

This ambassador
program is her baby.

She takes it seriously.

One slip up and you're gone.

Where did she come from?

- Booker, let's do this.
- Yeah.

Hey Mitch.

As ambassadors, we're here
to make you feel welcome.

Yeah, so what brings
you to our school anyway?

A limo. What do you want?

It's not what we want,
it's what you need.

Some friends.

What do I need friends for?

Okay, we tried.

Cacaw!

Mitch, buddy.

How do you know
you don't want friends

if you've never even had any?

Fine. If it'll get you to
leave me alone, I'll do it.

How do I make friends?

Well, you can start off by
just saying hello to somebody.

Mm-hm. Tess.

Practice on Tess, yeah?

Hello. Nice to meet you.

Hello... Loser.

I'm out.

How was that?

I think we need to try
a different approach.

All friendships involve
a little give and take.

Yeah, if you give
a little something,

you'll get a little
friendship in return.

Hmm...

All: Mitch! Mitch! Mitch!

Free pizza, friends.

This friendship thing's easy.

Plus, I get miles
on my credit card.

Thanks, Mitch.

Nice ambassadoring, you two.

Both: Go peanuts!

Well, we did it.

I can just see my name
on that wall of fame already.

Oof, and I can already
taste that bacon.

Well done, ambassador.

You know what?
You too, ambassador.

There's one thing I
hate more than dirt,

and that's the guilt that
made me dig in the dirt.

My mom will be proud.

Well, not of all the new
words you taught me today.

Shhh.

Oh, hey kids. Your
friends are out in the hall.

And before you ask,
nobody can sleep over.

What are our friends
doing out in the hall?

Hey, what are you
guys doing here?

Oh. Um... We were just, um...

Coming to hang
out with you guys.

Oh. Uh, then why you
going up to a different floor?

Hey. Mitch's penthouse
is up here, guys!

Oh, hey Nia.

You guys are
going up to Mitch's?

Sorry. But he invited
us to movie night.

And he has a home theater.

And a popcorn maker with
real fake movie theater butter.

Tess?

I'm not really going-going.

I'm just going to spy
on what's going on.

Mitch: Lights are dimming!

Yes!

I mean...

I'll be back with a full report in
about hours and minutes.

Great.

We didn't just help
Mitch make friends.

We helped him make our friends.

He even stole my enemy.

I don't know why that
bothers me but it really does.

It gets worse.

Not only does Mitch take
our friends and our enemies,

according to my vision...

He also takes our
ambassadorship.

Both: Mitch!

♪ ♪

Although I really
appreciate like, the effort,

this spy
report is literally just a poem

about how comfortable
Mitch's theater seats are.

if you'd have been there,

you would've written a poem too.

I'm just sayin'. Just sayin'.

Mitch may have taken our friends

but he's not taking
our ambassadorship.

Especially if principle
Kwan doesn't have a reason

to take it from us
and give it to him.

We need to be the best
ambassador's this school has ever seen.

This school has already
seen it's best ambassador.

Her timing is impeccable.

Top of the morning.

Thanks for the
advice, by the way.

I've got plenty of friends now.

They're not really
your friends, Mitch.

You bought them off.

Why are we whispering?

They know that.

And speaking of friends...

I want a locker closer to them.

So, how much you want for yours?

You wanna buy my locker?

You said I have to give to get.

So I'll give you some money,

and that's what I want to get.

Well, how much we talking?

We're not talking anything.

Woah. You should
really hear his offer, Nia.

No. We are ambassadors.

We are not the kind
of people who can be...

Cacaw!

Because we're gonna
give you this locker

out of the goodness
of our hearts.

Right, Booker?

Yep.

That's the kind of
ambassadors we are.

I like what I'm seeing.

Do you keep
hearing a bird in here?

- No. No, no, no.
- No, I haven't.

♪ ♪

Bringing a garden back to life

is hard work, auntie Rae.

Yeah, well at least we
save these four plants.

Uh... these three plants.

Levi, take these. Take them.

Take them from me.

We saved them.

Now, how are we gonna make
them grow so we can replant them?

Ah! Magic.

Well, at least that's
what the bottle says.

"Abracadab-grow...

Makes your plants
grow magically fast.

Poof!"

"For maximum magical
growth, add just one drop a day

and keep out of
direct sunlight."

One drop?

Levi, why don't you go wash up?

Go, yeah. Go wash up.

I'll take care of this.

A drop a day? I
ain't got time for that.

I got a video conference
with a rapper to prepare for.

Yes!

Poof!

♪ ♪

Come on.

Toast. Toast.

I got an interview
to get ready for.

All right, that's enough. Ding!

Hey.

Aw, don't you two
look ambassa-dorable?

- You hungry?
- Oh, thank you, mom.

But have our ambassador
breakfast this morning.

Yep. I haven't
eaten in hours.

Been making room for
that bottomless bacon.

Oh, that does sound good.

But I can't let this
toast go to waste.

Levi.

Now, what do we do to
stay one step ahead of Mitch?

Oh! We can up our game by impressing
principle Kwan with a hostess gift.

How do you know
about hostess gifts?

Martha Stewart living.

Look, Martha knows things.

And now I know things.

♪ ♪

Good morning, principle Kwan.

We brought you
this beautiful plant.

Uh, this rare, exotic plant.

How ambassadorial of you.

You know what else
is ambassadorial?

Eating bacon.

At the bacon buffet.

Who ate all the
bacon at the buffet?

Hello.

What's he doing here?

Mitchell surprised
me and stopped by

with this wonderful gift.

A rotating pedestal for
my beloved peanut statue.

Both: Go peanuts!

Would you graciously
excuse us for a second?

My vision's coming true.

I mean, first he
bought our friends,

now he's gonna buy
our ambassadorship.

He put her peanut on a pedestal.

How we gonna b*at that, huh?

With a plant? I don't think so.

Okay, you were right, yes,

right, we followed this
pledge card to the letter,

and where has it gotten us?

Stupid pledge card.

Stupid lamination.

It's time for us to try not to
be the best ambassadors,

but to be the worst ambassadors.

Mission accomplished.

Does she ever go to class?

Almost there. Yeah, yeah.

I can taste the card.

Forget about the card, Booker.

What we need is a plan.

I'm thinking, what if we
borrow Principal Kwan's

precious peanut statue
and put it in Mitch's locker?

That way it'll look
like Mitch stole it.

Yeah. Then she'll never
make him an ambassador.

Can I go back to
chewing on my card?

Do you really need
my permission?

No. No, I do not.

♪ ♪

Alright.

No, no, no. Right here.

Right there, yes.

I am all ready for my
video call with chance.

He'll be calling me any minute.

And I'm talking to myself.

Figure out something
to calm me down.

Hey.

Maybe I'll give you a haircut.

You'll calm me down.
Won't you sweetheart?

Yeah you will.

Give me my hand back.

Hey. Ow!

Ow! Oh no!

Ow! Ow!

Hey! No, no, no.

No, don't hang up.
Ru... don't hang...

Chance. What up?

Yeah, you know
I'm just chillin'.

You know how we do.

Oh, and I know what you're
thinking, I know what you're thinking.

But this is not the hat. I
mean, unless you like it.

In which case, do
you like it a little swag.

A lot of swag, or like... ahhh!

♪ ♪

Hey, Levi, Tess.

You guys keep an eye out
for principle Kwan while we...

Good morning, fellow peanuts.

Hey, have a peanutty day.

Okay, okay?

While we go in and
get that peanut statue.

Both: On it!

Booker, hurry up.

Whoa. Hey, how did
our plant grow so much?

Uh. Photosynthesis, Nia.

Come on. Let's just get
this peanut out of here.

Ow. Hey!

There's little prickly
things in here.

Oh, so you know photosynthesis

but you don't know thorns?

Now isn't the time
to educate me, Nia.

Just help. My
sleeves are caught.

Fine.

Ow.

Hey. Hey. I think
I'm caught too.

Levi: Cacaw! Cacaw, cacaw!

Both: Uh-oh.

Okay, okay.

Alright. One, two, three.

- Okay here...
- ahh!

- That clearly didn't work.
- Ow!

- Cacaw!
- Cacaw!

Do you kids hear that bird?

Oh, yeah. I think
it's over there.

Let's go find it.

I'm so glad someone
else hears it.

Cacaw!

Tess: Cacaw!

Hurry, hurry -okay, okay.

Come on, come on!

- Right here. We're good.
- Okay, okay.

- Okay, okay.
- Okay, alright.

- You getting it?
- Yeah.

- Alright.
- Okay.

- Here, the pot?
- No.

Alright. And, um... Great!

Now what about the plant?

Stand back.

Okay, okay.

What are you doing by my locker?

Oh, um, uh... Force
of habit, you know.

Since it used to be my locker.

Well find a new habit,
away from my locker.

What's with all this?

Cacaw!

I think the bird sound is
coming from Mitch's new locker.

Yeah, you should check it out.

Mitch, what are you doing with
Principal Kwan's peanut statue?

Huh!

Yeah, that's a very good
question, ambassador.

I didn't take your peanut.

Then why are you holding it?

Taking the Principal's peanut
doesn't seem like something

an ambassador would do.

I'm not an ambassador.

And you never will be.

Oh, it so hurts when
a peanut goes bad.

I'm afraid I'm gonna have
to call your father, Mitchell.

It's okay, little peanut.
Mama's got you now.

Great.

My dad said if I get in
trouble one more time,

he's gonna send
me to m*llitary school.

m*llitary school? Please.

We don't believe you, Mitch.

No, I'm serious.

I know you guys probably
think my life is all winning,

but when I lose... which is rare

I lose big.

Can this day get any worse?

Ah, great!

Now I gotta spend
my last day of freedom

walking around
getting laughed at

'cause I'm wearing
a ripped shirt.

You know, I actually
feel bad for him.

How are we gonna fix this?

Well, first thing's first.

We definitely can't let
him walk around like that.

"I will graciously help
any peanut in need."

I guess my vision wasn't about
him stealing our ambassadorship.

He just needed you
to give him your jacket.

Hey, why can't you
give him your jacket?

Fine.

But there must be a reason
he was wearing yours.

Here you go, Mitch.

Don't give me the stinky one.

And there it is.

I guess according
to this pledge card,

there is one more
thing that we need to do.

And that's why we were the ones

who put your peanut
in Mitch's locker.

We were just so afraid of
losing our ambassadorship,

that we ended up not acting
like good ambassadors at all.

And, yeah. I guess
we don't deserve

to have our names
on that wall of fame.

No, you don't.

But I chose you
both for a reason.

I've known you kids since
you were little peanuts.

And I know what you're made of.

And while you didn't live
up to the oath you took,

having the courage
to come here now

and tell me the truth
to help another peanut

is very ambassadorial.

And so...

I'm gonna give
you another chance

to prove you deserve
to wear these blazers.

Thank you so
much, principle Kwan.

Yeah, we won't let you down.

I'm counting on it.

Go, peanuts.

Both: Go peanuts!

No, I meant... Go, peanuts.

- Yeah, right.
- Yeah, we knew that.

- Yeah, thank you.
- Okay.

And kids,

if you can find that bird
that's been hanging around,

there may be a
little extra bacon

at the next breakfast for you.

I'm on it.

I know. Right, Chels?

Okay, okay. I got good
news and I got bad news.

You sure you want the bad news?

Okay, alright, Chels.

Listen, the bad news is...

Your garden's taking a dirt nap.

But the good
news is that chance the rapper

liked
my flower pot hat.

oh!

look,
yeah. I know. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, Chels!

hold on, hold on.

what are you doing
here? Why aren't you in school?

ah, that
place really wasn't for me.

so I decided
to be home schooled.

I'm on recess.

wanna play?

♪ ♪