04x06 - Tummi's last stand & The crimson avenger strikes again

[bunniefuu]

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

[OGRES MURMURING]

IGTHORN:
Be seated.

[OGRES GRUNT]

Troops, we are here for one purpose
and one purpose onIy:

To finish off
those meddling Gummi Bears.

But, Dukie, must get Gummis first.

I know that, numbskull.

So today, we're going to try out
a new incentive. Toadwart.

[OGRES OOHING]

Lucky ogre who gets most Gummis

will win a deluxe vacation
in beautiful Drekmore Lagoon.

[OGRES CHEER]

But that's not all.

Wait till friends see you
cruising for a bruising

in your brand-new bulldoze
and basher cart,

complete with spikes
and poison-tipped arrows.

[CHEERING]

And heads will surely turn
when you strut your stuff

in these trail-blazing clothes,
courtesy of Ogre International.

[OGRES CHEER]

That's onIy a taste of what you'll win,
troops.

So go out there
and get those Gummis.

[OGRES MURMURING]

Got feeling this plan
is going to work like a charm.

[ORRES MURMURING]

Great galloping Gummis,
the place is crawling with ogres.

You know, it's been hours
since I've seen Cubbi and Tummi.

What if they're outside?

Let's just hope they know enough
to keep quiet and stay out of sight.

CUBBI:
Yahoo!

Hurry up, Tummi.

I'm hurrying as fast as I can.

Just jump.

No, I'd rather take it nice and slow--
Whoa!

Wow, that was great.

[SPUTTERS]

Maybe you should get in shape.
You'd feel better about yourself.

And besides, you never know
when you might run into-- Aah!

Ogres!

Aah! Gummi.

[OGRES MUTTERING]

Let's get out of here.

[BOTH GRUNT]

[OGRES GRUNT]

Wait for me.

Whoops! Help!

[MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY]

[YELLS]

Hurry, Tummi,
there's a quicktunnel on the other side.

I'm going as fast as I-- My hat.

CUBBI:
Forget the hat.

BOTH:
Yikes!

Oh, boy, Gummis.

TUMMI:
Now we're really up a creek.

CUBBI:
Don't give up, Tummi.

But I can't run another step.

- You don't have to.
- Huh?

BOTH:
Whoa!

Where Gummis go?

OGRE:
Got squished on rocks.

Us go tell Dukie.

Yeah, maybe win prize.

[CHUCKLES]

[PANTING]

Tell me we finally lost them, oh, please.

Yeah, no thanks to you.

Sorry, guess I'm not as fast
as I used to be, whenever that was.

Say, where are we anyway?

CUBBI:
Wow!

The ancient Gummis
must have built all this.

Gee, I wonder what this does.

TUMMI:
I don't think you should mess with that.

See what I mean?

Duck.

Oof! Yeow!

Neat-o, it's some kind of obstacle course.

The Gummi knights must have used it
for training.

No wonder they left.
The food here's awful.

But it's the perfect place
to get you in shape.

- Me?
- We almost got caught

because you're out of shape, right?

- Well...
- Give it a chance, Tummi.

When you get through here,
you'll be a lean, mean bouncing machine.

I guess you're right, Cubbi.

I'll do it.

- How could you let them get away?
- How?

Not get away. Get squished.

Nonsense,
they probably just outsmarted you.

As usual,
there is onIy one person I can rely on.

Yup, onIy one.

IGTHORN:
And that's me.

Eh, that was my second guess.

IGTHORN:
Follow me, you ninnies.

On your mark, get set, go.

Hey, this isn't so hard.

Uh-oh!

Yeow!

Whoa! Oof!

How did I do?

That was great for your first try.

Now let's take it from the top.

The top?

[GROANS]

Found anything yet, you dolts?

[SPUTTERS]

Waterlogged Toadie dredged this,
Your Dukiness.

IGTHORN:
Aha!

See, those dummy bears are around
here somewhere. Keep looking.

Toadie always happy to dunk for--

Oof! Ah.

Congratulations, Tummi, you did it.

Actually, I overdid it.

Do I really have to wear this stuff?

Absolutely.

You're a Gummi warrior now.

I bet you already lost ten pounds.

And here goes another ten.

Uh-oh.

Little Gummis.

[WHISPERS]
Maybe they won't see us.

Gummis.

Then again, maybe they will.

[GRUNTING]

Gee, Gummi in a can.

CUBBI:
Let me go, you big goon.

OGRE:
And lose grand prize? Uh-uh.

[IN NORMAL VOICE]
What will I do? It's hopeless.

I could never fight Igthorn
and his ogres all by myself.

Without Cubbi, I would never have even
made it through that obstacle course.

Ahh! That's it. The course.

Of course.

So are there any more
of you fiendish furballs around?

No, just me. Nobody else.

Yoo-hoo! Over here.

CUBBI:
Ahh! Tummi.

Why, you little liar.

Who are you calling little?

[YODELS]

So that's where they hid. Follow him.

OGRES:
Whoa!

Egads, what is this place?

Hey, Iggy, looking for me?

Get me that Gummi.

Okey-dokey, Dukie.

[OGRES MUTTERING]

Hey, this is gonna be fun.

Good, reinforcements.

Whose side are they on?

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

How we get Gummi?

[OGRES MOANING]

It's just you and me, Iggy.

And in a moment, it'll just be me.

And don't call me "Iggy."

Intrepid Toadie shall brave the unknown
with his Dukie.

I've got a feeling
I'm going to regret this.

BOTH:
Whoa!

[BOTH YELLING]

[BOTH GRUNT]

[GEARS GRINDING ABOVE]

IGTHORN:
What now?

[BOTH YELLING]

TOADIE:
Help!

Just think, someday,
people will pay to go on rides just like it.

[GRUNTS]

You should've seen it.

Tummi b*at them all single-handedly.

Aw, it was nothing.

Well, heh, you don't look any the worse
for wear, kid.

In fact, looks like you even lost
a few pounds.

You must feel awfully proud, Tummi.

Actually, I feel awfully hungry.

Baldwin,
do you have any idea where we are?

Sorry, milady, must have taken
a wrong turn at the crossroads.

And it's a good thing you did.

Heh. Good for us anyway.
Ha-ha-ha.

[GASPS]

You could stand to lose a few pounds,
ma'am.

My necklace.

Oh, don't worry.
It will be in good hands.

Mine. Huh?

AVENGER: Surrender, scallywags,
your thieving days are over.

BOTH:
It's the Crimson Avenger.

AVENGER:
The one and onIy.

[GRUNTS]

Hey, hold still.

[BANDITS GRUNT]

AVENGER:
Crime doesn't pay, you riffraff.

[BANDITS YELL]

Oh, thank you, kind sir.

AVENGER: All in a day's work
for the Crimson Avenger.

Perfect, this new Gummi ejector
works like a charm.

BANDIT:
Move it, he's gaining on us.

AVENGER: Run, cowards,
or feel the sting of my blazing sword.

- Cubbi? Just a minute, buster.
- Ack! Gruffi.

What are you doing in that outfit?

Uh, well, I, um...

Look, kid, pretending to be
this Crimson Avenger fella is dangerous.

Pretending?

Yeah, that costumed clown
is always getting into trouble.

And if there's one thing we don't need,
it's you getting into any more.

Case closed.

IGTHORN:
Aren't you finished yet, Toadwart?

TOADIE:
Patience, oh, demanding one.

Just a few more inches
and we'll be inside Dunwyn Castle.

Excellent, excellent.

Using this secret tunnel
to kidnap the princess

is just the first step
in my ingenious plan.

The castle will soon be mine.

Up-and-coming Toadie
will be right behind dear Dukie

as we boldly venture forth into Dunwyn

and triumphantly claim
our rightful rewards.

IGTHORN:
You idiot!

[IGTHORN YELLS]

Oh, well. If at first you don't succeed...

Try. Try again.

You're nothing but a miserable,
worthless, pathetic little worm.

What are you trying to say,
Your Gracefulness?

You're through!

[TOADIE YELLS]

This is not red-letter day
for life of the party, Toadie.

CUBBI: But, Gruffi...
- But nothing.

That costume is onIy gonna get you
in trouble. Dump it.

CUBBI:
Farewell, Crimson Avenger.

Oh, poor castaway Toadie.

Now I've forever blown my chance
to run triumphantly into Dunwyn

with my dear Dukie.

Help! Don't hurt me, I give up!

What?

Wowee!

Now I'm really in style.

Come on, old man,
I ain't got all day, you know?

Oops. Excuse me.

[BOTH GASP]

BOTH:
The Crimson Avenger.

- Huh? Where?
- Oh, thank you, Crimson Avenger.

Thank you.

But I'm not Crimson--

Yes, yes, I am. I am.

CROWD:
Hooray for the Crimson Avenger! Hooray!

They like me. They really like me.

For first time in miserable life,
people love Toadie.

Excuse me, Mr. Avenger,
but the food's not free, you know?

Hey, just put it on my tab.

BOY:
Help!

Princess Calla's been kidnapped.

Oh, hurry, Crimson Avenger,
she needs your help.

Uh, Lionhearted Avenger is a tad hungry.
Could he save her after lunch?

Guess not. Heh-heh-heh.

CALLA:
Let me go, you brute!

TOADIE:
Unhand her, uh, villainous villain.

MAN:
What? Who are you?

Why, eh, ahem,
I'm the defender of Dunwyn,

hero of the people,
striking fear into the hearts of--

MAN: Out of my way, you buffoon.
TOADIE: Whoa!

- Go get him, Avenger.
- No!

[MAN GRUNTS]

Take that and that and that.

Stop that, you annoying little man. Aah!

CALLA: Igthorn.
- Dukie.

Don't just stand there, stop Igthorn.

Sorry, but weary Avenger
ready to call it a day.

Some hero.

CALLA:
You wouldn't believe it.

The Crimson Avenger let that rat, Igthorn,
dive back into his hole.

So much for the dashing defender
of Dunwyn.

But he's a hero.
He would never act like that.

Oh, yeah? Heh. Looks like your hero
isn't all he's cracked up to be, Cubbi.

We'll see about that.

[CROWD JEERING]

INNKEEPER:
And stay out, you worthless bum.

That any way to treat a national hero?

CUBBI:
Hold it right there, scoundrel.

TOADIE:
Scoundrel?

[GASPS]

But I'm the Crimson Avenger.

Prove it.

Well, we've got this snazzy red cape
and dangly feather.

And look at all these presents
from loyal fans.

- Everyone loves me.
CUBBI: Enough.

You have dragged the name
of the Crimson Avenger through the mud.

Now you must pay.

Stand and fight, coward.

Oh, sorry, fighting angry Avenger
is bad for health.

Hey, stop, you phoney!

Blimey, what was that?

BOTH:
Look, the Crimson Avenger.

GUARD :
After him.

GUARD : He's over here. Over there.
GUARD : That way.

GUARD : Here.
GUARD : Here.

What on earth?

[GASPS]

[SCREAMS]

Nothing to worry your precious
little head about, my dear.

Yield, varlet, or face the wrath of my--

Huh?

Hmm.

Peekaboo.

Hey, lookie, runaway water eel.

- Huh? Where?
- There.

[CUBBI SCREAMS]

[WATER SPLASHES]

[CHUCKLES]

Ha, ha. Now I'm the onIy Crimson--

Well, well, if it isn't
that meddlesome little troublemaker.

Toadwart?
You're the Crimson Avenger?

Me? No, never heard of him.

Then why are you wearing
these preposterous rags?

Fear not, oh, forgiving one.

Masquerading Toadie
would never b*at Dukie with sausage.

- Never, never--
- So it was you.

No, Dukie, no.

IGTHORN: Come, Toadwart,
I've got some smashing plans for you.

[SPUTTERS]

Ooh, when I get my hands
on that two-bit phoney--

MAN: Help!
- Uh-oh.

Sounds like a job
for the Crimson Avenger.

Look, it's Duke Igthorn.

GUARD:
He's got the princess.

Release her, Igthorn,
or I swear you shall pay dearly.

You want the brat, Gregor?
She's yours.

GREGOR:
Calla.

CUBBI: Surrender, villain,
or face the sword of the Crimson Avenger.

What? Another one?

CUBBI:
No, the onIy one.

[YELLS]

Oh, you wretched little runt.

Uh-oh.

What courage,
what fortitude, what a show.

[BOTH GRUNTING]

IGTHORN:
Aha! Say your prayers, hero.

You just swashed your last buckle.

Oh, no. Maybe not too late
for Toadie to be real hero.

IGTHORN:
What? Aah!

Let that be a lesson, Igthorn.

Never tangle with the Crimson Avenger.

GREGOR:
Three cheers for the Crimson Avenger.

CROWD: Hooray, hooray, hooray
for the Crimson Avenger!

Humble Toadie not worthy
to wear this mantle of honour.

Maybe with lots of grovelling,
Dukie let me be doormat again.

Wait, you showed real courage tonight.

I did? Oh, thank you, Your Capedness.

But you still make a lousy hero.

He said I have courage.

No more will valiant Toadie
be doormat.

From now on,
demand to be footstool instead.

Aah, what a night.

Say, I thought I told you
to get rid of those rags.

Huh? Oh, but, Gruffi, I--

Hand them over.

But what if the Crimson Avenger
has to strike again?

Sheesh. Kids.