01x73 - Gohan's Misfortune! An Unexpected Great Saiyaman Movie?!

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Don't you wanna dream again?

Now it's calling for me
Go back to the start

Wishing on the starlight

In the sky, let's paint a door for tomorrow

Just step on the new stage
Don't be shy

Gonna take the challenge of god

Kyo-Let's-Mo-Let's-Dynamic!

Let's Go! Go! Big panic!

I don't care 'bout limits, no regret

Make me tougher even though I lose

Nothin' gonna stop me no mo'
Try me

So-Zets-Cho-Zets-Dynamic!

Let's Go! Yes! Give a kick!

Keep on going
Power pumpin' up

Something greater waiting not so far away

"Ramen"

Ooh, here it comes, here it comes!

Thank you for this meal!

Mmm, that's so good!

Are you sure you should
be eating while on duty?

It's fine.

Yeah, but...

Hmm?

Oh, him? That's Watagash.
Despite appearances to the contrary,

he's on the most wanted
violent criminal list.

Huh? Violent criminal list?!

Take it easy. He's all locked up.
There's no way he can get away.

Still, you shouldn't be stopping off
in a situation like this, right?

--You should head straight to the prison.
--Even super elites get hungry, you know.

Say, pops...

Yes?

Would you mind claiming
that you insisted I eat ramen,

despite my objections?

I'm going to report you.

"Gohan's Plight! The Preposterous
Great Saiyaman Film Adaptation?!"

Ah!

Hmm? Wh-What's the matter, Videl-san?

Th-That.

--Hmm?
--A major motion picture, coming soon!

"Great Saiyaman vs. Mister Satan"

Huh?!

Featuring, in the role of Great Saiyaman,

the mega-popular superstar...

...Barry Kahn!

"Mega-popular star
Barry Kahn"

Starring as his love interest,
the super-popular idol, Amaguri Cocoa!

"Super-popular idol
Amaguri Cocoa"

And legendary combat sportsman,
Mister Satan, in his acting debut!

"Legendary combat sportsman
Mister Satan"

--Huh?!
--Huh?!

Now in production!
Find out more on the web!

A-A Great Saiyaman movie?

And one where he fights Papa, at that!

Oh, the trailer has
finally been released, huh?

Sorry for not saying anything.

The film industry has
confidentiality agreements after all.

For heaven's sake, you sound like
you've gone completely showbiz.

What exactly is going on?

Hmm, well, as it happens...

Barry-kun approached me
with his hat in his hand,

begging me to appear onscreen with him.

Barry-san, might we have a moment?

The Great Saiyaman is
nothing more than a minor hero

who was all over the papers for
a brief while and soon disappeared.

Yeah. It would be fair to say
that nobody remembers him anymore.

For what reason did you choose
such an uninviting hero

to be the subject for your film?

Because it's funnier when
juxtaposed with someone like me

who is appealing.

Good morning. What a pleasant day this is.

Assistant Director...

Y-Yes?

About that TV commercial...

Ah, the one that was released yesterday?

Replace it.

Huh?

"Great Saiyaman vs. Mister Satan"? Wrong!

The title of this movie is...

"Barry Kahn in:
Great Saiyaman vs. Mister Satan"!

Oh, but that seems a little bit long--

Just replace it! Right now!

R-Right!

Director, what do we do?

Hmph, bunch of yes-men.

This is my movie after all, so if you please.

Barry-san, we need to get you in wardrobe!

Hmph.

Oh, yeah? This is where
they sh**t the movie, then?

I would have liked
to show Father this as well.

If he's off training,
there's not much you can do about it.

Huh? Am I getting a cold?

Satan-san!

Good morning!

Oh, Cocoa-chan!

I missed you.

We just met each other yesterday.

Let's give it our all today, too!

When you say it, Cocoa-chan,
I can give my all, all right!

Oh, Satan-san!

Oh, sorry, sorry. I forgot to introduce you.

This is Amaguri Cocoa-kun.

I'm Cocoa! I'm an idol!

This is my daughter, Videl,
and son-in-law, Gohan-kun.

And this is my granddaughter, Pan-chan.

Forgive us for interrupting
your busy schedule.

You'll be stunned to hear this, Cocoa-chan,

but while he may not look it,
as a matter of fact, Gohan-kun here

--is the real Great--
--No!!

We're keeping that our secret.

This is your chance to become famous.

No! Not everyone wants
to be famous like you are, Papa!

The professor that Gohan-kun
works with is a real stick in the mud.

If it gets out who he is,
he'll lose his assistantship.

Oh, Barry-kun!

Good morning!

Huh?

Which agency are you with?

Um, what do you mean, "which agency"?

Oh, how rude of me.

You are such a beautiful lady,
I thought you must be an actress.

That's Barry-kun for you!

You have a sharp eye. This is my daughter.

Oh, is that right?

Nice to meet you. I'm Barry Kahn.

If you'd like, I can give you my autograph.

No, thank you.

Well, if you will excuse us.
Come along, Gohan-kun.

Oh, mm-hmm.

A-Apparently, I've already
given her my autograph before!

You could have just let him give it to you.

Mm-mm, I don't want it.

A top-tier star's autograph?

Gohan-kun, you're much
more attractive to me.

Huh?

All right, this is Scene .
This is Great Saiyaman's first big scene

where he dodges out of the
charging t*nk's way at the last second.

Hmm?

Barry-san isn't doing it.

Barry-kun says that he'd rather
do the action scenes himself,

but that nobody around him
will let him do so

because if an A-list star gets hurt,
it's a big deal.

Is that a fact?

I'm ready!

All right, this is it!

Ready...

Just a moment!

Let's change the action scene.

How do you mean?

He doesn't leap out of the way--

at the very last second,
he leaps inside the t*nk.

That way would look
more striking, wouldn't it?

Well, if we rig up
some wires, then maybe...

We're not using wires.

Huh?!

One of the selling points of my movies
is that I don't use wires.

Huh?!

If you can't do it, you're fired.

And don't think you'll ever
work in this business again, either.

Barry-kun, that's asking for way too much.

"A hero is someone who,
no matter what difficulty may arise,

refuses to turn their back,
and instead must fight."

Hmm?! I know that quote!

"A Man Among Men: Mister Satan"

It's a famous quote written on
the first page of your memoir,

A Man Among Men: Mister Satan.

You really do have
a lot of respect for me, huh?

I'm touched, I'm touched.

Hmph, the first page is all I ever read.

Stuntman! Do your best!

Gulp.

Hold on, Papa...

E-Excuse me...

Hmm?

Could I ask you to let me do it?

--Huh?!
--That's crazy! You'll be k*lled!

He's right. An amateur couldn't possibly--

Why not?

B-Barry-san!

I know how you must feel.
If you appear in my movie,

you'll be more attractive to women
and be able to boast about it.

That isn't why!

Actually, it partly is.

Gohan-kun?

I was thinking that
when Pan-chan gets bigger,

she might get a kick
out of watching the movie.

Very well, Gohan-san, are you ready to go?

Yes! Any time you are ready!

Hmph. Embarrass me, will you?

Watch as your husband
gets critically injured.

All right, Scene , Cut ...

Ready... Action!

Who...?!

Who on earth are you?!

|I am...

...the champion of justice
who will not tolerate evil...

Great Saiyaman!

This is turning into a real hassle.

That was awesome!

You were awesome!

Why have you never done
anything with your talents before?!

--Huh?
--H-Hey, just a minute!

Those action poses were not the ones
that I came up with, you know!

Is there a problem with that?

I asked you if you had some kind
of problem with that, kid!

N-No, I, uh... I...
h-have to go use the bathroom!

Gohan-kun, was it?

Oh, yes.

By all means, let me put you under
formal contract as a stuntman.

It looks like this movie could
just become my masterpiece!

Oh, when I put the suit on,
I just kind of got into it,

but I'm really not cut out for this.

Why not? With the mask on,
no one will know who you are.

Videl-san...

It reminds me of the old days,
and it's kind of a rush.

Oh...?

Let me ask, as well.

I am co-starring in this with Barry-kun,

so I can't afford any mess-ups.

"Great Saiyaman vs. Mister Satan"

I wonder if I can memorize this script.

--Hmm?
--There is a bank robbery in progress!

All civilians,
please evacuate the area at once!

I repeat, there is
a bank robbery in progress!

This place is completely surrounded!

Drop your weapons at once and surrender!

What?!

Hmph! What are you, an idiot?!
How can you charge in here by yourself?!

There's no way a person is a match
for m*llitary-grade armor, is there?!

Yeah! Yeah!

You punk!

Had enough yet?

--I'll say it again! Surrender--
--That's far enough!

Wah! O-Oh, no!

I-It's you!

I- am...

--The Great Saiyaman, right?!
--Huh?

You can't say that you don't remember us!

Huh? Let's see...

Let's see, let's see...

What do we do with these two, Videl-san?

You're the bad guys from that one heist!

That takes me back. How have you been?

How do you think we've been?!

Huh?!

Thanks to you, we've been
behind bars up until yesterday!

We haven't forgotten your face
a single day this whole time!

Now that we've finally found you again,
we can pay you back in full--

Hmm? His location is on earth!

Hmm? Hey, what's wrong?

Don't tell me you fell asleep!

What are you thinking?! Wake the hell up!

--Hey, come on, you!
--Shut up!

Wh-What?!

You stay out of this, brother.
I don't know what happened...

...but right now, I feel like
I can clobber just about...

...anyone!

Wh-What happened to this guy?!

Don't get carried away!

This will put a halt to your misdeeds!

Ka... me...

Oh, whoops...

Great Saiyaman Beam!

N-Now! Move in! Secure the criminals!

Hey, Gohan!

--Hmm?
--What are you up to?

I-I am not Gohan!
I am the Great Saiyaman!

You're too old to be dressed like that.
You'll break your wife's heart.

She gave me the green light, actually.

Ugh...

Huh?

Hmm?

Last night, a man claiming
to be Great Saiyaman

apprehended some bank robbers.

His true identity is unknown,

but some believe it to be
an elaborate movie promotion,

and word is spreading around town
that maybe the Great Saiyaman

was star Barry Kahn.

Good morning.

Gohan-kun!

We saw the news!

Huh? What do you mean?

There you go again, playing dumb.

You went home with the suit
we made for the film.

The Great Saiyaman
we saw yesterday was--

Hello!

Dr. Bulma? Is there something
we can do for you?

There's something I need to apologize for.

Oh? What's that?

"Great Saiyaman Returns"

Huh?

That film version of the Great Saiyaman
suit that I made for you?

Well, I also had a spare suit made
in case it got damaged.

We had a thief break into
the lab earlier, and it was stolen.

I'm just glad that they didn't put on
the stolen suit and do anything bad.

Is that right?

I was so certain that Gohan-kun
was the Great Saiyaman.

Huh? N-No, there's no way
that could be true, is there?

What are you doing?

Uh-oh, here comes the big star.

--Hey!
-Yes?

Don't go acting like
a big sh*t around my studio

just because you can do a few stunts.

S-Sorry about that.
I'll go change into the suit.

Bulma-san, thanks so much!

You really saved my neck.
That was a nice performance.

The explanation was pretty strained,

so it's lucky for you they believed it.

I have to say, though,
you haven't changed at all--

the way you get carried away
when you put on that suit, huh?

Sorry about that.

Your heroic exploits are fine and all,

but you have to
think about your family first.

R-Right.

Hmm...

Great Saiyaman!

Cut! Okay!

Okay, that take was good!

Thanks, that's all for today.

--We're back here tomorrow at : .

--Gohan-san!
--Hmm?
--We're back here tomorrow at : .

Smile!

Huh? You want to
rehearse your lines with me?

Yes!

Um... What if you asked
a real actor instead of me?

No, it has to be you, Gohan-san!

But...

It's a crucial scene between
me and Great Saiyaman,

and I can't ask Barry-san to do it with me.

A-All right.

Lucky me!

So, um, we're rehearsing
at your place, then?

Yes.

Why are we on the roof?

I thought I might
have you fly me right home.

Huh?!

I was so surprised.

Imagine, the Great Saiyaman
who thwarted those bank robbers

actually being you, Gohan-san!

Huh?

Earlier, I heard you when
you were talking here with Dr. Bulma.

Ulp! L-Listen, Cocoa-san...

It's all right. I won't tell anyone.

But in return for that...

Wow!

It's so pretty!

Um, as long as we're up here,
can we take the long way?

Okay, okay.

Wow!

It's pretty at night, too!

Had enough?

Oh, yes.

So then, we should get you home--hmm?

Huh? A UFO?

Jaco-san!

Great Saiyaman!

I don't know who that is inside there,

but there is no doubt
that Watagash's host...

...is you!

Huh? What? Do you know him?

Great Space Cannon, activate!

I'll disintegrate you at the cellular level

before you can cause
any more trouble, Watagash!

An angel and a demon
are sitting together like friends

I'm in the middle
Which way do I face?

Either destroy myself
or destroy everything else

They scream it in my ear all night

Is there a right answer to this???

Demons wearing the masks of angels

They beckon to me and say to me

"For the sake of justice
destroy all evil right now"

They say the world is waiting for me

Hello, this is Gohan.

sh**ting a movie is hard work.

What's more, it sounds like
the earth is in peril

thanks to a vicious alien creature.
But I won't be outdone.

Transform! Ha-ha-ha!

I am a champion of justice!
Evil shall not elude me!

Next time on Dragon Ball Super,

"For My Beloved Ones!
The Indomitable Great Saiyaman!!”

Be sure to watch!