02x10 - The Sorceress

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female announcer: Previously on "Escape the Night,"

unscripted, unrehearsed...

- Tyler, open the door!

- [growls] - Aah!

announcer: The guests perform unholy acts...

[together] Release the secret into the world of the living.

- [growls]

announcer: To enter the dark dimension...

- Hello.

announcer: And recover the last gem.

- I found it! I found it!

announcer: Alex loses the final challenge,

and the guests recover the Crown of Oblivion.

- We did it.

[eerie music]

♪ ♪

[thunder booming]

- Sorceress,

your offer has been accepted by the ancient ones.

- Ahh!

- You are now the hat of Oblivion in this world.

Death will follow in your wake.

- I have been poor and hated all my life.

I have no love for the people of this w*r.

- Claim your Crown.

[eerie music]

♪ ♪

[thunder booming]

- As long as the Society Against Evil stands,

the Crown will never be yours.

The gems will separate.

And the souls from the future will have

the power to rebuild the Crown.

- [gasps]

Ahh!

[gasping]

[tense music]

[growls]

Ahh!

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- [sighs] What do we do next?

How do we defeat this awful Sorceress woman?

Because I am done with her.

- Well, apparently all you need is the Crown of Oblivion.

- Right. - And this is it, right?

- It looks like... - This must be it.

- This is the same shape as the crystals.

- Oh, my gosh. [overlapping chatter]

Each gem fits perfectly in those slots.

- Please be careful with the gems.

- When we look back at the Sorceress' painting,

it's different.

- Who's that behind the Sorceress?

- Whoa. - Did you guys notice that?

- That was not there before, right?

- No, she's never been there, and it looks like she's in

some sort of, like, casing or something.

- That looks like me a little bit.

- Okay, everything's not about you, miss.

- But it is.

- Oh, my God.

This looks beautiful.

This Crown is amazing.

I want this on my head.

Even though each one of these gems represents one of our

friends, like, we did this.

- Yeah.

- Are we missing one?

- What do you think that is?

One slot is missing,

and it looks different than the rest.

I always thought this was something.

- This? - Yeah.

- This is called a broach, sweetie.

- It's cute, honey.

- I swear, if there's another thing missing that we need to

find another gem, I'm going to m*rder someone.

- The Sorceress, that's who we're about to m*rder.

- Okay, let's m*rder her. - Wait a minute.

- Let's m*rder her. - That just opened.

- Wait. What?

Ohh, "To complete the Crown, the center stone must be recovered.

"Three from the future must stand as one

"on a high place in the foyer.

"Their leader must place the Crown upon their head,

"and the stone will appear.

"The three cannot separate

until it has touched the ground."

Okay, so I place this on my head?

- I think so.

- Joey puts on the Crown.

He looks all right.

I mean, I think it would look better on me,

but he looks all right.

- Okay, now what?

- You guys...

- Dude, that is it.

- That's the stone.

[all gasping]

- Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.

Don't say anything about it.

What are you doing?

- All this time, it's been right here.

- No. We've defeated you.

We have the Crown.

No. Oh, my God.

- Hah. - Ohh.

How dare she?

- Take it off. - [gasps]

- Cash. - Oh, my gosh.

As much as I want that Crown,

we came all this way, we can't just die now.

- Nice and easy. - There you go.

- We earned that fair and square.

- Shut your mouth and get out of my way.

- What's going on?

We played by your rules.

You cheated.

- Have we been collecting these gems for the Sorceress,

and all of our friends have d*ed for nothing?

- No, no.

- Ohh, ahh.

- She has all the power now.

- I have waited more than a century to wear this Crown.

It was stolen from me by the Society Against Evil

and locked away only to be restored

by souls from the future.

That is why I brought you all here.

And in gratitude for such sacrifice,

there is one more game to play.

- Oh, God. I don't like this.

- It's my favorite part.

In the end, you all die.

Really? 'Cause that's not my favorite part.

Oh, God. - Oh, God. What the--

what is that?

- They're all back. - Oh, no. I knew it.

- They're here. - I knew it.

I knew it. I knew it. I knew it.

- This Sun is about to rise, and my spell will be complete.

[cackling]

[all shouting]

- This way. This way.

Close it. Close it. Close it.

- Oh, my gosh. - Oh, my God, you guys.

- That was so insane.

[all shouting]

- No. Close it. Close it. Close it.

Lock it. Lock.

- Can't hide forever, you cowards!

- Guys, what the heck just happened?

She literally stole the Crown from us.

We did all that work.

- We defeated all of them fair and square.

- They're back.

It doesn't matter what happened now.

They're here.

- Well, now we're literally trapped

in whatever room this is.

- Wait, you guys.

Doesn't this look like the girl that was, like,

trapped in a box?

- We notice inside the dollhouse

there's a glass box with a girl inside.

- I had no idea.

- Is there anything in the little book?

Wait. - What?

- "My name is Riley, and I am the child

"the Sorceress once was,

"the child that was hurt and sealed away

"so she might become a monster.

"I am her link to the cursed gods magic she wields.

"If you free me from my prison, the Sorceress

"will be stripped of her power.

"Please save me.

I just want to go outside and play like all the other girls."

- You know, I haven't played with dolls in a while,

so I'm just not all caught up on their lingo

and what they like to do.

So basically she has the Crown, but we can still defeat her

if we find this girl or something.

- Riley. - Isn't...

- This is Riley. - Isn't the little girl her?

- Yeah. - Isn't that what it means?

- Basically the goodness left of the Sorceress is in this girl.

- We have to free Riley to defeat the Sorceress.

- Well, what are these two girls?

- I think they're-- - Just the other girls...

- Yeah. - Who she wants to be with?

- "Please save me.

I just want to go outside and play like the other girls."

- Get her, put her out here with them.

All right, girls, party time.

Go ahead. Maybe?

- You guys. - [gasps]

- What the heck is this?

- A secret passage.

- Here, let's go. - That's so sick.

- Oh, God. Okay, okay. - Come on, let's go.

- Go, go, go, go, go. - What the heck?

No.

- Then we find another clue.

It feels like we're never gonna get out of here.

- It's all happening so fast, I can't even comprehend it.

- Oh, my gosh. Okay, there's a ladder going out this window.

What is this?

Uh-oh.

"My prison in the tree house will open when the three

"leviathan seals are broken.

"They are painted in crimson light around the estate.

"The first one is hidden behind bricks.

"Be careful. The lieutenants are after you.

"If you get caught and are not rescued within five minutes,

you will be k*lled."

Okay. - Oh, my God.

This seems impossible.

Every single lieutenant is out to get us.

- Wait. - Oh, boy.

- Guys, look.

That's the tree house.

That's where she's trapped.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

All right, let's get out of here.

- Are we going down this? - We have to.

- That's our only way out.

- Oh, lord.

- The time has come for my army to enter the modern world

where we belong.

♪ ♪

[laughing]

♪ ♪

- All right, so we just need to find some sort of bricks.

- These--this is a whole wall of bricks.

- This whole mansion is made of bricks.

♪ ♪

If one of us gets caught, we have to save them.

- Absolutely. - We have only five minutes.

- Let's look for these leviathan symbols.

- [gasping]

- We have got to destroy three leviathan seals

if we even want to step foot into the tree house.

But keep an eye out, because there's--

- Behind bricks. - You guys, shh.

There are lieutenants everywhere.

We have to be a little bit sneakier.

- [laughing]

- Look.

- Look.

- [growls]

- Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh.

Come this way.

- You're dead!

- Oh, no, no!

[all screaming]

Suddenly, we're completely surrounded by the lieutenants.

Okay, that was terrifying.

I don't know what we do next. - You guys, I don't--

this is insane.

- And in the corner of my eye, I see a brick wall

that wasn't there before.

[grunting]

There it is. There's the symbol.

- A g*n. - Wait. What?

- We could use that.

[g*nsh*t]

- Ahh!

- I'm stressed out.

I just want to go home.

Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Here, guys, guys, guys. - What? What? What? What?

- "The blood of the forsaken must be spread

across the seal to break it."

Was that-- - Oh, my gosh. What was that?

I then realized that Vera has the blood of the forsaken,

so I point the g*n at her, and I sh**t her.

Stay back.

[g*nsh*t]

And she's dead.

- We need her blood. We need her blood.

- Oh, God. - You guys, be quick.

There's--look, there's another lieutenant.

Wait. Here, look.

- You guys... - What?

- Get the blood. Get the blood. - Get the blood.

- Get the blood. Come on.

- Go, go, go, go, go. - [growls]

- Oh, God.

- [growls]

- All right, we need to put the blood on the seal.

Okay. - Is that it? Did we do it?

- There we go. - That's one down.

- Okay, two more to go. - We need to more.

- All right.

It was already hard enough when we were facing

one lieutenant at a time.

Now, what are we gonna do?

- There's got to be something more here.

- I think-- - Is there nothing?

- Maybe she has something.

- We head back to Vera to see if there's any clue

of where to go next.

- Oh, wait, wait, wait. - What?

Wait, wait. I found it.

"The second seal can only be discussed..."

- [growls] - Go, go, go, go.

- "Over dinner, over dinner." - Oh, God. Oh, God.

Go, go, go, go, go.

Oh, God.

- [growls]

Tyler, Tyler, Tyler, Tyler.

- Atticus, bring them to Daddy.

- [growls]

- Oh, I hate this.

- [howling]

- Guys.

I'm completely alone at this point, and I'm terrified.

- Where'd they go?

- [grunts]

- [growls]

- [breathing heavily]

- The dining room.

- Give you guys a little warning sh*t.

[g*nsh*t]

- Where's the alien?

In this room?

- Tyler, where are you?

- Joey. - Joey.

- You're up there? - We're up here.

- I'm coming.

- Come. Hurry, hurry, hurry.

- Be careful. - He's behind...

- Aha. Come here.

- Where is he?

- Get down. Get down. Get down. Get down. Get down.

- He's inside the house, so anytime we're in the house,

he'll be there.

- So one of us should distract-- - I can do that.

- Okay, you distract him. - He's coming.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- We have to go in the dining room.

- Okay. - You got this.

- If you hear my scream, you've got to come save me.

- We will save you. - We only have five minutes.

- We will save you. - Okay.

So we come up with a plan

that I'm gonna distract The Devourer.

They're gonna run into the dining room

and hopefully find this second marking.

[upbeat music]

- [growls]

- The clue said something about eating dinner,

so we knew that the second leviathan seal

had to be in the dining room.

- The second seal.

Okay, so what do we do?

What? Oh, my gosh.

Ahh! Cockroaches.

Oh, my gosh. - Ohh.

- Is there anything else in there?

- No, no. Close it!

- "Welcome to dinner for the damned.

"The first course has just started,

"but no one has arrived.

"Can't let it get cold. The chef will be furious.

"Would you be so kind to at least swallow

a spoonful of soup at every plate?"

♪ ♪

[tapping]

♪ ♪

- [growling]

- Are you kidding me?

- You get that side. I'll get this side.

- Tyler, I'm not eating this nasty frickin' soup.

- There's no time.

- Are you kidding me? - Andrea is waiting.

- Lookit. There is a freaking eyeball in this.

[loud rattling]

- [growls]

- Get under the table. Get under the table.

- I am so terrified at this point.

If The Devourer looks down, we're dead.

- [growls]

- I'm gonna go close the door.

- What does that mean for Andrea?

We have to be quick.

- We can't let that happen again.

He is not getting in.

- That's--that's not--that's-- don't do that.

Don't. Can you just leave it?

Let's just--don't do--okay.

You're making so much noise.

Okay, Jesus Christ.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- You get this side. I'll get this side.

- This looks disgusting.

- Andrea could be dead right now.

- Okay, you're right. You're right.

You're right. You're right. - We only get five minutes

to save her if she's dying.

♪ ♪

- [gags]

- All right.

Oh, my God. That's not good.

- Okay. Oh, gosh, my first one with a bone.

Oh, my God.

- Ohh, sour.

- [gags]

- Good God, get a grip, girl.

- Can I take at least the jaw out?

- Ohh.

We're so close.

- [gags]

- We didn't lose... [loud thumping]

- [growling]

[tense music]

♪ ♪

- I think we're good; I locked the door with the chair.

Okay. Oh, my gosh.

Tyler, this looks like it has frickin' mold.

It has a thumb. - You're gonna love it.

- It has... [heaves]

- Gluten-free.

- [whistling]

Hey, I'm in your house.

Come out of your house.

You guys, hurry up.

- [gags]

- Andrea's going through it.

- Tyler and I are frantically trying to taste each bowl,

and I am on the verge of puking.

[gags] - I know.

That's it.

- [growls]

♪ ♪

- You guys!

- Okay, she got--I think she got captured.

- Oh, God.

I don't know what to do or where to go.

- We got it. It's gone.

- Is this the dining room?

- Andrea, look.

- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

- Okay, "The final seal lies on the water."

On the water. - The pool.

- It's got to be the pool.

- It could also be the pond.

- What is this? - There's the pool and the pond.

- This was a dinner, the dinner we came for.

- I think I just ran a mile.

- Well, thank you for coming. I thought you had d*ed.

- Oh, thanks for coming to save me.

- Well, we just finished. Just when you screamed.

- [growls]

- Oh, my God. Go. - Go, go, go, go.

- Come on. Go, go, go, go, go.

- Oh, you guys, that guy's here. That guy's here.

Go this way. Come on.

[tense music]

♪ ♪

- We have to go to the pool.

- Okay, let's check the pool.

♪ ♪

- Go, go, go, go, go, go.

- There are so many lieutenants on our tail.

We have to get rid of them.

♪ ♪

He's coming.

- Anyone up there on this here patio?

I sure hope so. I was lonely downstairs.

♪ ♪

- Go, go, go, go, go, go.

- Run, run, run. To the pool.

- "The final seal lies on the water."

- We run over to the pool, and we don't find anything.

It's not here.

- You guys, it has to be the pond.

It has to be the pond.

- It's not here. It has to be the pond.

- Cash. - Cash is coming?

Come on. This way.

- I hear whispers.

I hear 'em.

A-ha! - He's coming! He's coming!

- I got 'em!

- Coming in.

- Let me in. Let me in.

♪ ♪

- I know you're close.

♪ ♪

- This telephone booth is definitely not built

for three people.

I don't know how we all fit in here.

But we're freaking out.

[tense music]

♪ ♪

- Go.

- When we got to the pond, we find the final leviathan seal.

And I am ecstatic.

We're almost there.

- "I'm afraid the seal can only be broken

"by blowing the sh*t out of it.

"The trick is to take down the lieutenants at the same time,

"place the dynamite in the palm, and prep the detonation.

"Then lure in the lieutenants and blow the seal.

Good luck."

- Guys, this is the dynamite. - Yep.

- It's in here.

- But it's connected to this. - Throw it in.

- Throw it in. Throw it in. Throw it in.

- We just start screaming, trying to get the attention

of all the lieutenants.

[together] Over here! Hello! I'm over here!

Over here! Hi! Over here! Come on back!

- Drop it.

Don't even think about it, boy.

[loud expl*si*n]

- We got it. We got it. - The tree house.

The tree house is right here. - It's unlocked.

We swing open the tree house door, and inside, there is

a girl in a glass box.

This is the girl that we have to save.

- Who are you? - You broke the seals.

- Yes. - We did.

- [gasping]

What is happening?

Ahh! Ahh!

[gasps]

No!

- [roars]

- The Sorceress. I'm the source of her power.

Now that I'm out, she'll be weak.

- Okay, so what do we do?

How do we defeat her?

- She will know the pain that I have felt all these years.

- Wait, wait, wait, wait, stop her, stop her, stop her.

What is she doing? What is she doing?

- Follow her.

- Girl. - Ahh!

- Wait, wait, wait. - Whoa, wait up.

- Ahh! - Hold on.

- She's so fast. - Hold on.

- Who the hell is this girl?

- Where is she? - She's going up.

She's going up.

- What the heck?

- Not so fast, assh*le.

[g*nshots]

- Good job, jet pack girl.

- Come on. - Wait, wait.

- Wait, hold on, hold on. Be careful.

The Sorceress is somewhere.

- The Sorceress is on the stairs collapsed,

and the Crown is there.

Should I get it? - No, Joey, wait.

- We can go home now.

- Ahh!

Ahh!

Ahh! - Joey! No!

[both screaming]

- [groaning]

- Ohh!

- [gasps]

[whimpers]

- Is she dead?

- Yeah.

- Tyler, be careful.

- Joey.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- The spell is finally broken,

and we can finally get out of this house.

- You can come with me.

It'll be okay.

- Is it over? - I don't know.

We can't leave him like this.

Joey is dead, and I am devastated.

♪ ♪

- Let's go home.

♪ ♪

I feel really bad leaving Joey's body behind,

because he was so close to getting out.

- I am beyond relieved.

We did it, and we're finally gonna get out of here.

- [laughs] We did it.

I don't think anyone's gonna believe

that I defeated a Sorceress.

♪ ♪

- [gasps]