Hey There, It's Yogi Bear (1964)

[bunniefuu]

♪ Hey there Yogi Bear ♪

♪ Never seem to have a care ♪

♪ Always on the run ♪

♪ Yes you'll always be a clown ♪

♪ Never ever settle down ♪

♪ Having too much fun ♪

♪ You're kind of nice ♪

♪ To have around I must admit ♪

♪ But the way
you get in trouble ♪

♪ Makes me think
of seeing double ♪

♪ Yet you always get out of it ♪

♪ Yogi ♪

♪ Fuzzy little teddy bear ♪

♪ Yogi ♪

♪ Getting into people's hair ♪

♪ Yogi ♪

♪ Will you ever grow up? ♪

♪ Yogi ♪

♪ Will you ever grow up? ♪

[instrumental music]

[music continues]

plop

plop plop

plop plop

Uh.. Uh..

It's spring!

Hooray! Oh, boy!

Hooray, it's spring!

It's-it's spring again!

Whee!

plop

Brr!

Yay-hey!

Spring has sprang.

Wake up, everybody, it's sprung.

I mean, i-it's spring.

screech

Yogi!

Yogi!

Look! Flowers.

Whee!

Wake up, Yogi.

Come on, wake up.

Open your eyes.

Look, Yogi,
it-it's spring.

[snoring]

Wake up.
Wake up, Yogi.

Come on.

[grunting]
Upsy-daisy.

Boy, what a heavy daisy.

[panting]

Now, hold it.

H-hold it right there.

Yogi. Yo..

No!

crash

[snoring]

[mumbling]

Yeah, how about that?

I go to sleep a bear,
and I wake up a occopus.

(Boo Boo)
Yogi Bear!

Will you get off me?

Boo Boo.

As another
famous bear once said..

"What are you doing in my bed?"

It's spring, Yogi.

It's spring.

Yippee!

[telephone ringing]

(Ranger Smith)
Yes? Oh, hello, chief.

Yes, sir, we opened
the gates this morning.

Tourists are
pouring in right now.

Oh, it looks beautiful.

'There's no place
like Jellystone'

'in the springtime.'

[chuckles]
'Right.'

Yes, sir.

We recovered
a lost kid already.

He was teetering
on Teetering Rock.

[chuckles]
Shapes up like a great season.

At least until
you-know-who wakes up.

Yeah, that's right.

Yogi Bear.

(Cindy)
'Yogi Bear loves me.'

He loves me not.

Yogi Bear loves me.

He loves me not.

Yogi Bear loves me!

And that settles it.

Because I love him, too.

This year,
it's gonna be different.

Yes, sir.

No more of that
"Being just pals"

or that..

"You're a good kid" stuff.

Or "You're one of
the good ones" routine.

This year,
I'm catching Yogi

in a tender bear trap.

Or my name isn't

Cindy Bear.

[instrumental music]

Oh, boy, I sure love spring.

Don't you, Yogi?

Frankly, Boo Boo,
I can take it or, uh..

Who needs it?

(Boo Boo)
Look, Yogi.

Spring flowers.

[sniffs deeply]

Mmm.

Here, Yogi,
smell the flower.

[sniffs deeply]

Smell nice, Yogi?

Delicious, Boo Boo.

- "Delicious?"
- Right, Boob.

[sniffing]

When something's delicious

my nose knows.

And where my nose goes,
Yogi goes.

[sniffing]

Hee!

Hello, picnic basket.

(Cindy)
'Hello, Yogi.'

How about that?
A talking picnic basket.

'I said, hello, Yogi.'

Cindy. Oh, uh,
what's on your mind?

As if it isn't oblivious.

Oh, it's spring again.

So I've been hearing.

It's when boy meets girl

something clicks.

And they start sharing
everything.

"Sharing everything?"
Hmm.

I didn't hear any click.

It's a time when you whisper

sweet nothings in my ear.

That I can do.

Oh, Yogi.

Nothing.

Nothing, nothing, nothing.

Nothing.

And because
you're such a sweet kid

here's another nothing.

For nothing.

Oh, Yogi.

["Like I Like You"]

♪ I'd like to be aggressive ♪

♪ But I just don't know how ♪

♪ I've always been the shyest ♪

♪ Of the shyest ♪

♪ Up to now ♪

[instrumental music]

♪ Let's do what lovers do ♪

♪ Pursue what they pursue ♪

♪ If they can love ♪

♪ So can we ♪

♪ With every cock-a-doodle ♪

♪ Some hen
goes off her noodle ♪

♪ Like I like you to
go for me ♪

♪ That pair of mockingbirds ♪

♪ Don't waste their time
with words ♪

♪ They know the score ♪

♪ Yes sirree ♪

♪ As for that rabbit jumping ♪

♪ He must be up to something ♪

♪ Like I like you
to jump for me ♪

♪ We could be ♪

♪ A loving twosome ♪

♪ If you agree ♪

♪ Then let's do some ♪

♪ There's one delicious fact ♪

♪ That hes and shes attract ♪

♪ No matter who ♪

♪ They may be ♪

♪ You'll even find a zebra ♪

♪ That's flipping
for a she-bra ♪

♪ Like I like you
to flip for me ♪

♪ Like I like you for me ♪

♪ I can see ♪

♪ A lovely future ♪

♪ It suits me ♪

♪ How's it suit you? ♪

♪ One kiss will melt the ice ♪

♪ Then comes
the falling rice ♪

♪ You can't avoid ♪

♪ What will be ♪

♪ The whole
procedure's normal ♪

♪ Get set to rent a formal ♪

♪ Like I intend ♪

♪ To rent for me ♪

♪ Like I like you ♪

♪ For me ♪

splash

[Yogi chewing]

[Yogi gulps]

Uh, what's wrong, chief?

You're all on-edge.

It's this waiting.
It's terrible.

- "Waiting?"
- Yeah, waiting.

Yogi must be up by now.

What's bothering me is

what is he up to.

Where will he strike first?

[telephone ringing]

Hello?

Hello?

Uh, uh, you saw Yogi?

The west road?

I'm on my way.

Hey, chief.
Hey-hey, chief!

What's Yogi up to?

That phony
food-inspector routine.

What else?

[honking]

Okay. Okay.

Next car, please.

Halt.

(male tourist #1)
'Oh, what-what's the matter?'

Official Jellystone Park
food inspection.

Hand over your picnic basket.

(male tourist #1)
Yeah, certainly. Here you are.

Hmm.

Uh, this pizza pie won't pass.

Too many calories.

Oh, the rest is okay.

Move on, please.

Next car.

Official food inspection.

(Ranger Smith)
Here, inspect this.

"John Smith, Chief Ranger

Jellystone Park."

Yaah, Mr. Ranger, sir.

[nervous chuckle]
Care to split a pizza?

[chuckling]

Give me that

and hand over
that hat.

Y-yes, sir.

Now, melt into the forest.

At once, sir.

- And, Yogi.
- Yes, sir?

Read this sign.

Uh.. "No smoking in the forest."

You know what it says, Yogi.

And it applies
to all the bears

especially you.

Uh, yes, sir.

He forgets, and I quote myself..

"I'm smarter
than the average bear."

Hee-hee-hee.

But, Yogi, the ranger
isn't gonna like it.

Uh, what's wrong
with being Robin Hood?

I take from the rich

and give to a poor bear, me.

Uh, wait here, Friar Boo Boo.

[instrumental music]

[chuckles]

(Yogi)
'A goodly bunch having lunch.'

schhwaff

twang

Shish ke-boob, Bob Bob.

I mean, shish kebab, Boo Boo.

(Boo Boo)
'What are you gonna
do with it?'

Down the hatch, but natch.

twang

[Ranger Smith laughing]

Right on the nose,
eh, Robin Hood?

Mind if Little John
joins your merry men?

Yogi, this is a battle of wits.

And it looks like
you've run out of amm*nit*on.

[laughing]

I guess you're gonna
have to give up this time, Yogi.

(Yogi)
On the contrary, Boo Boo.

Mr. Ranger is forcing me

'to use my secret w*apon.'

- "Secret w*apon?"
- 'Yep.'

Trained picnic ants.

Trained picni..
Uh, picnic ants?

Yep. Trained them myself.

Ah, you don't think
I've been sleeping all winter

do you, Boo Boo?

Hee-hee-hee.

A picnic for two.

'Me and you, Boo Boo.'

- Gosh, not me, Yogi.
- Oh, relax, Boob.

We will only be
innocent bystanders.

Watch this.

Attention.

Forward, march.

Hup, two, three, four.

Hup, hup, hup.
Hup, hup, hup.

The ranger
isn't gonna like this, Yogi.

Then he will have to talk
to the ants, Boo Boo.

Hee-hee-hee.

[instrumental music]

Company, halt.

At ease, men.

- Attention!
- Yes, sir.

Y-y-yes, sir.

(Ranger Smith)
'I'll take command here.'

About-face.

To the rear.

On the double, march.

Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup.

Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup.

Now, you, into the forest.

On the double, march.

Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup.

Bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup.

[panting]

Shee. Yes, sir.

No, sir.
Sorry, sir.

He's turning this park
into a boot camp

with me getting the boot.

That ain't fair
to a fun-loving bear.

Where are you going, Yogi?

To see the ranger
and get transferred

out of this Jellystone outfit.

No, Yogi. Wait, wait.

Don't leave Jellystone, please!

Boo Boo, Mr. Ranger would never
let me leave Jellystone.

I'm his bare right hand.
I mean, his right-hand bear.

Then what are you gonna do?

I am gonna use psychol-chology.

Gosh, Yogi's a smart bear.

Oh, chief,
long-distance call for you.

It's San Diego.

Okay, be right there.

[door opens]

[door closes]

Hello, Charlie.

Say, uh, I'm afraid

we don't have
a bear for your zoo.

Yeah, these bears
all love it here in the park.

'Of course, if one of them
didn't like Jellystone Park'

'I might ship him out.'

'But they're all
very happy here.'

Mr. Ranger..

I want out!

Hold the phone, Charlie.

Jellystone isn't the only park
in the country.

- Yogi..
- You're always picking on me.

Pick, pick, pick.

'It makes me
sick, sick, sick, sick, sir.'

Signs all over the place.

"Don't do this, don't do that.

Don't feed the bears."

But, Yogi,
those are the park rules.

I have to enforce them.

Let's face it, sir.

Your authority
has gone to your head.

I'd hate to see you
leave Jellystone, Yogi.

I'm aware of that, sir.

So I am willing to make a deal.

- A deal?
- Right.

You take down all the
"Do not feed the bears" signs..

...and I'll stick around.

Oh, boy.

When you put it
like that, Yogi

you give me no choice.

Charlie, I have a bear
for you, named Yogi.

I'll ship him right out.

Charlie?
I don't know any Charlie.

(Ranger Smith)
You will. He's in charge
of the San Diego Zoo

where you're going.

What's the medal for?

- Stupidity?
- No.

It's a tag so the truck
will pick up the right bear.

Oh, boy.

Yogi, Yogi.

- Did you get what you wanted?
- I sure got it.

Take a look, Boo Boo.

(Boo Boo)
"One bear.

"Destination

San Diego Zoo?"

(Yogi)
That is it, Boob, old buddy.

So if you'll excuse me..

Before the truck
picks me up

and takes me away

I'd like to
take a last look around.

Alone.

Do you mind, old pal?

No, Yogi, I understand.

[instrumental music]

Farewell, forest primeval.

Sayonara, shimmering lake.

Goodbye, friendly cave.

Farewell, foyer.

Adios, living room.

Bye-bye, beddie.

- Bye-bye, Yogi.
- Corn Pone.

At the risk of
sounding redundant

what are you doing in my bed?

I hear you're being
shipped out, Yogi

so I'm taking over your cave.

'Okay, Corn Pone.
Use it in good health.'

From now on, Yogi..

...I'm gonna be
the number-one bear

around here instead of you.

Well, there's always room
at the top.

Uh, let's see.
I'll need sunglasses.

'"Sunglasses?"'

Gotta get me
an autograph book.

"Autograph book?"

I'll have to put
my bare feet in the wet cement.

Yay-hey.

Where you going, Yogi?

I am on my way

to Californi-ay.

'Hollywood. Bright lights.'

"Californi-ay?"

How come you're going
to Californi-ay instead of me?

Hold up a minute.
Wait a minute here.

I know.. Oh, yeah, I know
'cause you're the ranger's pet.

Yeah, I know.
I heard all about it.

All the bears say so.

Is that so?

Tell you what, Yogi.
Tell you what.

I'll make you a deal.

- A deal?
- Yeah, listen now.

Let me go to California

and I'll let you
have your cave back.

Corn Pone

you're almost smarter

than the average bear.

Here. Be my guest.

[vehicle approaching]

[honking]

And here's the truck

to whisk you away
to Californi-ay.

Oh, boy. Oh, boy.

Californi-ay, here I come.

I sure let him fast-talk me
out of that trip.

Bon voyage, Corn Pone.

And now,
into the deep woods

or it's the zoo
for you-know-who.

Goodbye, Yogi.

Bye.

[sobbing]

Jellystone won't be the same

without Yogi.

[instrumental music]

Yogi.

Oh, Yogi.

Oh, Yogi's so bashful.

He loves to hide from me.

Last year he hid

and I didn't find him
all summer.

But I'll find him this time.

He's in love with me

and needs me.

Only he doesn't know it.

Oh-h.

There you are.

I know those big

beautiful brown eyes.

Uh, thanks. Ho-ho.

You're only saying that

because
it's the positive truth.

Pardon me.

'Yogi.'

Where are you, Yogi?

Are you down there?

There's nobody here

but us
yellow-bellied sapsuckers.

Oh, that Yogi.

He gets me so exasperated.

Uh-oh. There's Boo Boo.

He'll know where Yogi is.

But Boo Boo's so loyal to Yogi

he won't wanna tell.

So I'll just have to

coax it out of him.

Hello, Boo Boo.

Yogi's been sent
to the San Diego Zoo.

Oh, thank you, Boo Boo.

[giggles]
That was easy.

The San Diego Zoo?

[crying]
Oh, poor Yogi.

Gone to the zoo.

Hey-hey-hey.

From my secret hiding place

in the deep woods..

The Brown Phantom

formerly Yogi Bear

will swoop down
on the picnic areas..

...and swoop back

loaded with food-type loot.

Hey-hey-hey.

The Brown Phantom strikes.

splash

Well, that's strike one.

[chuckling]

[croaking]

[telephones ringing]

Yes, ma'am.
We know, ma'am.

Hello?

I know. A bear.

Hello?

Yes, we're right
on top of it, sir.

Hello?

Your 7-pound ham?

H-hold hold the line.

Hello?

Speak up. You sound like
you're underwater.

I don't understand it.

'We're snowed under
with complaints.'

Raids on ice boxes

meat taken out of sandwiches.

And we can't blame Yogi.

He's been gone a week.

Everyone blames
the Brown Phantom, sir.

Brown Phantom, my eye.

It's one of the bears.

Looks like we're up
against a very smart bear.

You can say that again.

And right now..

...he's out there somewhere

swiping something.

[instrumental music]

(Yogi)
I strike through the air.

'I'm a swinging bear.'

Yay!

thud

Oh!

It's a bear.
A bear in the ice box.

Oh! A bear in the ice box.

A bear in the ice box!

Now it's bears in the ice box!

[telephone rings]

Chief, chief.

The phone. They want you.

Forget it,
I'm gonna put a stop

to that Brown Phantom.

All you bears!

All you bears out there.

This is your chief ranger
speaking.

Now, hear this.

'There's one smart-alec
bear out there'

'calling himself
the Brown Phantom..'

...raiding camping grounds
and picnic areas.

'Whoever you are'

I'm gonna get you,
Brown Phantom.

And when I do

'you're gonna be shipped'

'to the San Diego Zoo.'

That's where Yogi is.

(Boo Boo)
That's right, Cindy.

Cindy, w-where are you going?

'I'll be right back.'

Cindy, no!

'Cindy!'

'You're not allowed to go into'

'the picnic areas.'

- 'Hey, it's a bear!'
- 'Shoo, shoo! Go away! Scat!'

'Come back with that pie!'

Cindy, no!

What's the matter
with you, Cindy?

No! No!

Uh-oh.

Cindy..
I can't believe it.

Neither can I, sir.

But why?

- Why did you do it?
- I don't know.

A voice inside me keeps saying..

"Take, take,
take, take, take.

Take, take, take,
take, take, take, take."

Ha ha ha. Oh, no.

Not you, Cindy.

If you had ever done
one wrong thing around here

'I might believe it. Heh heh.'

But you'd have
to convince me of that.

splat

And that did it.

Sorry, Boo Boo.

I had to do it.

I know.

But at least she'll be
happy with Yogi

in San Diego.

San Diego?

Well, they didn't need any
more bears in San Diego.

I'm shipping Cindy
to the St. Louis Zoo.

St. Louis Zoo?

Does she know that?

No, I didn't tell her.

Wait!

'Stop the truck!'

She doesn't wanna go
to St. Louis!

Cindy! Yogi isn't in
St. Louis!

Cindy!

Cindy!

[music continues]

[instrumental music]

[train horn blaring]

♪ Like I ♪

♪ Like you ♪

♪ For me ♪

[applause]

That's mighty pretty
singing, miss.

Oh, thank you.

'You sound like
you're in love.'

I am.

As a matter of fact

I'm on my way
to meet my boyfriend.

Well, you sure ain't gonna have
any trouble getting there

because I am the conductor
on this train.

[bell ringing]

Get your tickets ready, folks.

[all laughing]

Where's this train going,
conductor?

Denver, Cheyenne

and Punxsutawney.

All aboard!

["St. Louie MO"]

♪ I wanna go go St. Louis ♪

♪ Wanna go go St. Louis ♪

♪ Wanna hear that train ♪

♪ Whoo whooey till we reach
St. Louis MO ♪

♪ I wanna go go St. Louis ♪

♪ Wanna go go St. Louis ♪

♪ Wanna hear that train ♪

♪ Whoo whooey till we reach
St. Louis MO ♪

♪ I had a chance
to go to Cincinnati ♪

♪ You did? ♪
♪ To meet a syncopated gal ♪

♪ Named Hattie ♪
♪ Oh yeah? ♪

♪ She said you wanna be
my sugar daddy? ♪

♪ What do you say? ♪
♪ I say yeah ♪

♪ I say yeah yeah yeah ♪
♪ Oh yeah? ♪

♪ I say I say yeah ♪

♪ He said absolutely no ♪

♪ I wanna go go St. Louis ♪

♪ Wanna go go St. Louis ♪

♪ Wanna hear that train ♪

♪ Whoo whooey till we reach
St. Louis MO ♪

♪ I had a chance
to go to Carolina ♪

♪ Yeah? ♪
♪ To be the captain ♪

♪ Of an ocean liner ♪
♪ You did? ♪

♪ But when they pointed it
at Hong Kong China ♪

♪ Did you say yeah? ♪

♪ Did you say
yeah yeah yeah? ♪

♪ That's what I said ♪
♪ Did you say yeah? ♪

♪ Oh yeah ♪
♪ He said absolutely no ♪

♪ I wanna go go St. Louis ♪

♪ Wanna go go St. Louis ♪

♪ Wanna hear that train ♪

♪ Whoo whooey till we reach
St. Louis MO ♪

♪ I wanna recommend
a town to visit ♪

♪ It's on the river
and it's so exquisite ♪

♪ I know we're going there ♪
♪ But just where is it? ♪

♪ I don't know ♪
♪ I don't know ♪

♪ I know we got to go
to St. Louis ♪

♪ MO ♪

[applauding]

And where are you going,
little gal?

I'm going to San Diego.

'San Diego?'

'Lady, you're on
the wrong train.'

The wrong train?

St. Louis is the last stop
on this train.

We're all headed for
the St. Louis Zoo.

'And that's the end
of the line.'

St. Louis?

Bu-but I wanna go to San Diego.

Oh..

[sobbing]

[instrumental music]

Poor kid. She ain't never
gonna meet her boyfriend now.

Never.

[sniffling]

[instrumental music]

[horn blaring]

[all snoring]

[Cindy sobbing]

Huh? Um-um, ahem.

[sobbing]

[music continues]

Poor little gal.

She cried herself to sleep.

[music continues]

Sweet dreams, little gal.

And I hope you find
your boyfriend someday.

[horn blaring]

[music continues]

[bell ringing]

[dramatic music]

[instrumental music]

[train horn blaring]

[music continues]

[panting]

[panting]

[honking]

[instrumental music]

Oh, Yogi.

Where are you, Yogi?

[sobbing]

[instrumental music]

Boy, how low can we get?

Here we are,
the Chizzling Brothers

biggest little show
in the West

down to our last
circus wagon

and flat broke.

Yeah, and, you know

just the same,
I'm hungry.

Oh, great, great, Snively.

We had to hock the elephant
to buy gas

the finance company
repossessed the calliope

all our acts walk out

and all you can say is

"I'm hungry."

[snickering]

bam

Shut up when I'm talking.

Oh, Mugger's a nice dog.

crunch

Here. Let go, Mugger.

Let go.

Hey, maybe he's hungry too.

Oh, come on, Mugger.

Let go, will you? Let go.

Hey, will you stop fooling
around when I'm talking?

Yeow!

[snickering]

Like I was saying

we're gonna wind up this tour

wearing a barrel

unless we get an act

that will pull the public in.

[growling]

Now what?

[barking]

What's wrong with
that crazy dog?

Here, Mugger.

Here, boy. Come on.

Here, boy.
Here, Mugger.

[whistling]

[barking]

[sniffling]

[gasps]
Who's there?

[dramatic music]

[barking]

[snickering]

[barking]

[gasps]
Oh-oh, my goodness.

[music continues]

[snarls]

[snickering]

You know, I got a good mind
to leave without that dog.

Oh, you wouldn't do that,
would you, Grifter?

Oh, if I didn't need him
in that lion suit, I would.

Hey, look.
There he is.

[barking]

Hey, he must've
treed something.

I'll turn
the spotlight on.

Grifter, look.

'It's a bear on
the telephone wires.'

(Grifter)
'How about that?'

A high-wire bear.

Snively, that's it.

Quick, get the net.

That's the act
we've been looking for.

A genuine high-wire bear.

Oh-ho-ho, we'll clean up.
We'll make a million dollars.

Who knows, maybe 2 million?

[cackling]

[instrumental music]

♪ Like I like you for me ♪

Shee.

Ah, this being a Brown Phantom

is a real drag.

One week, and I've had it.

I sure miss
my little pal Boo Boo.

Hah! You miss Boo Boo.
That's a good one.

Hey, what is this?

- Who are you?
- Your inner self, who else?

My inner self?
Hey, hey, hey!

You look like
a small Smokey Bear.

Why don't you face the truth?

And the truth is, it's Cindy
you miss more than anybody.

And you, sir

can mind your own business.

My business
is your business.

Take a look at what
you've been noodling

with that stick.

"Yogi loves Cindy."

Come on, pal,
don't try to hide it from me.

Hey, how about that?

You just can't keep a secret
around here anymore.

Let's face it. This hermit stuff
is not for you, Yogi.

Take my advice,
and go back to Cindy.

But, uh,
what about Mr. Ranger?

I mean, uh, he thinks
I'm in the San Diego Zoo.

Tell him the truth.

Make a clean breast
of everything.

Then go find Cindy

and tell her
youreally love her.

Hey, that's a good idea.

- I'll do it!
- That's the spirit, Yogi.

You'll be glad
you took my advice

because I am smarter than
the average inner self.

[laughing]

I'm on my way.

♪ It's over the hill
and through the woods ♪

♪ To the ranger's house we go ♪

[instrumental music]

After all, it's time
I settled down.

Who knows, someday

there may be the sound
of little bear feet

running around the cave.

Yay!

♪ Yogi loves Cindy ♪

♪ Yogi loves Cindy ♪

Cindy loves Yo..

thud

Gee.

Now to inform Mr. Ranger

that I never went to San Diego.

[telephone ringing]

(John)
'Hello, Ranger Smith speaking.'

'What? The bear never arrived?'

How do you like that?
Somebody snitched.

'You mean Cindy Bear
disappeared?'

'Cage and all?'

Cindy?

Uh, Mr. Ranger,
what happened to Cindy?

She disappeared on the way
to the St. Louis Zoo.

- Wh-who sent her to St. Louis?
- I did.

- You are a cad, sir.
- I know.

- We gotta move fast.
- Right, Yogi.

We are here.
St. Louis is there.

- Right, sir?
- Right.

That pinpoints it down
to four states.

- Right.
- Let's move, move, move.

You organize a posse.

Spread out and cover
the back country.

- Will do.
- Set up communications.

And keep me informed
here at the command post.

Roger.

Meanwhile, I will
stir things up

in Washington.

[music continues]

[tires screeching]

Hello? Hello?

Is this the White House?

- Yogi!
- Hey, hey.

The president
knows my name.

That was me,
not the president!

Put down that phone.

Ye-yes, sir.

I don't know how
you got here from San Diego

but one thing is sure

you're going back.

But, but, but, Mr. Ranger,
sir, what...about...Cindy?

I'll take care of Cindy.

I'm locking you
in the closet

till the truck comes
to take you back.

[music continues]

Sorry to do this, sir

but my fair lady bear needs me!

Hey-hey-hey-hey!

(John)
'Yogi! Yogi!'

'Open this door!'

'Yogi!'

Next time, I'll take the bus.

[sniffling]

Gee..

I sure miss Yogi and Cindy.

Hiya, Boo Boo!

Hi, Yogi.

Yogi! You're back! Yogi!

'Yogi, wait!'

- Where are you going?
- I gotta find Cindy.

But Cindy's in St. Louis.

She never got there.
She's lost!

'Cindy's lost?'

Yup, somewhere between
here and St. Louis

and I'm gonna find her.

Yogi, wait.
I'll go with you.

Okay, Boo.. Oops!

Boy, it's sure good
to have you back.

Hello, Yogi.

Uh, go-goodbye, Yogi!

That was a short reunion.

Ya-a-eh!

Come on, Yogi,
we can't hang around.

Cindy may be in trouble.

I'm with you, Boo Boo.

thud

But, Yogi, how are we gonna
get out of the park?

That is no problem, Boo.

I had this stashed away
for just such an emergency.

A rubber life-raft?

But, Yogi, we can't row
our way out of the park.

'I know that, Boo.'

But instead of air,
we will use helium-mum gas.

And instead
of a life-raft..

[air hissing]

'...we will have
a life-balloon.'

Gee, Yogi.
Do you think it'll work?

Like a charm, Boo.
Hop in.

Well, alright,
but I don't like it.

Hey-hey-hey!

Anchors aweigh!

And into the wild blue
stratospheric we go.

Now for a little
jet propulsion.

[hissing]

Yogi, you're letting
all the gas out.

I know.

Hang on, Boo Boo.

We're in for
a short, fast trip.

[instrumental music]

whoosh

'Right, sir. Right, sir.'

'Locked you in a closet
and escaped, huh?'

Well, don't worry, chief.

I got this area

covered from up here.

Yogi will never get by me.

whoosh

It's a ranger, Yogi.

Glad to have you
aboard, sir.

Yogi, get me off
this thing at once.

That's an order!

crash

Anything you say, sir!

[spluttering]

Uh-oh. We're running
out of helium-mum gas.

But we're headed
for that lake, Yogi.

I hope it's soft water.

splash

[music continues]

Land ho, Yogi!

We made it, Yogi.

And just in time.

This raft was getting
a little...snug.

[engine revs]

A truck. Come on, Boob.

We'll hitch a ride.

[music continues]

thud

Shee, if I wanted
to play in the sand

I would've gone
to the beach.

[music continues]

We're on our way
in a pile of hay.

Hey-hey!

[whirring]

[muffled muttering]

How are we gonna
get out, Yogi?

Very simple.

We'll just find
a hungry horse.

[music continues]

Come on, Yogi, jump.

[tires screeching]

bam

Hey, Yogi,
what happened to the car?

(Yogi)
'I don't know, Boob.'

But it looks like a bad trade.

[engine spluttering]

[whirring]

Gee, we stopped already.

(Yogi)
'No problem.
Let's take this one.'

[music continues]

We're really rolling, Boob.

Yeah, I hope we find Cindy.

We can't fail

with Yogi Bear on the trail.

[music continues]

[tires squealing]

crash

[music continues]

[whirring]

[engine spluttering]

We stopped again.

Where are we, Yogi?

I don't know, Boob.
Looks like a warehouse.

Come on, let's get out of here.

Shee. It's...stuck.

Hey, open up there.

No use.
Come on, Boob.

Let's use the old shoulder.

One, two, go!

[air whooshing]

[no dialog]

- Uh, Charlie.
- Yeah?

Do you, um, see a bear
on the windshield?

Yeah, I was just gonna
ask you the same thing.

That's a relief.
I better report it.

(man over radio)
'Flight 47, calling Tower.'

Come in, 47.

'I would like to report
a bear on the windshield.'

'Repeat, a bear
on the windshield.'

Bear on the windshield?

Oh, boy, this guy's
a real comedian.

But I'll go along
with the gag.

Tower to Flight 47.

If you see any
flying elephants

report them to the zoo,
will you?

Heh-heh, and, uh..

'disregard the bear.'

'Bears don't fly. Ha ha ha.'

Roger, we'll disregard bear.

[no dialog]

But it's not easy.

[music continues]

thud

[train whirring]

Yogi, are you alright?

(Yogi)
'Of course, Boob.'

I never get hurt
when I land on my numbskull.

Well, at last,
we're on our way.

To find Cindy,
wherever she is.

[instrumental music]

And now, ladies and gentlemen

our star attraction.

The one and only

the fabulous Cindy

the wire-walking bear!

[crowd applauding]

Hey, Mugger, hey.

You ready, Mugger?

Yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah!

Come on out, Cindy.

There's nothing
to be afraid of.

[Mugger barking]

[shrieking]

[barking]

[crowd gasping]

[snickering]

[crowd applauding]

Nice work, Mugger.

Snively,
we're back on top.

This act is a gold mine.

Tomorrow, we'll start off
with a big parade

and really pull the crowd in.

Oh, yeah, Grifter.
Ho-ho.

I'll say we will.

[both laughing]

But, chief,
I-I couldn't stop Yogi

from leaving the park.

He and Boo Boo
were in a life-raft

zooming through the air.

- A life-raft?
- Yeah, would you believe it?

With Yogi, I believe it.

One minute
I'm talking to you.

then zoom!

I'm hanging on
for dear life.

Oh, boy, with Cindy,
that's three bears

running around loose
outside the park.

It's unheard of.

Shall I spread
the alarm, chief?

No, no, we won't
spread a thing.

Don't you realize
it would mean our jobs?

Oh, gosh, what do we do?

We do nothing,
nothing at all.

We sit tight, see

and hope they get
homesick for Jellystone.

- Homesick?
- Sure.

Then they'll return
to the park. Get it?

Gee, that's good thinking, sir.

We play it cool.

Cool and calm.

[slurping]

And don't panic.

If we use our heads

no one will know
anything's wrong.

Remember, keep calm.

That's an order.

Y-y-yes, sir.

[train chugging]

The train is stopping, Yogi.
Are we in St. Louis?

I don't know.
Take a peek-a-boo, Boo Boo.

Uh-oh. A man's coming
this-a-way.

This-a-way? That's our cue
to go that-a-way.

Geroni-moo!

Geroni-me-too!

thud thud

boing

Very good, Boo Boo.

Now, what do we do
for an encore?

[marching band music]

- What's that?
- Sounds like a parade.

- It is a parade!
- A circus parade!

Gosh, I love a parade.

You just said
the word, Boob.

Be my guest.

[music continues]

Just follow your leader.

Band leader, that is.

["Ash Can Parade"]

♪ So give me a day like today ♪

♪ For a big parade ♪

♪ Let's have a parade
that we can call our own ♪

♪ Give me a map or a broom ♪

♪ Or a window shade ♪

♪ And I can make
a slide trombone ♪

[trombone music]

♪ Oh give me the top of a can
for a cymbal crash ♪

♪ Just any old top
with cymbals on your toes ♪

♪ I like to toot a tuba
with an oompah-pah ♪

♪ When the tuba's
a garden hose ♪

[music continues]

♪ Uh pick up a pole
that has a hole ♪

♪ And you wouldn't want
to play a finer fife ♪

♪ To b*at on a can ♪

♪ A tomato can ♪

♪ Is better than any drum
you bet your life ♪

♪ Uh give me a day like today
for a big parade ♪

♪ Isn't it fun to have
one all our own? ♪

♪ So give me a song just as long
as it's ash can made ♪

♪ Hup two rat-a-tat-tat ♪

♪ On goes the paper hat ♪

♪ A clothesline
for a golden braid ♪

♪ I'd be glad to brave a storm ♪

♪ And dirty up my uniform ♪

♪ To be the leader
of the ash can parade ♪

[instrumental music]

[blowing whistle]

[music continues]

whirr

♪ Uh pick up a pole
that has a hole ♪

♪ And you wouldn't want
to play a finer fife ♪

♪ To b*at on a can ♪

♪ A tomato can ♪

♪ Is better than any drum
you bet your life ♪

♪ Give me a day like today
for a big parade ♪

♪ Isn't it fun to have
one all our own? ♪

♪ Give me a song just as long
as it's ash can made ♪

♪ Hup two rat-a-tat-tat ♪

♪ On goes the paper hat ♪

♪ A clothesline
for a golden braid ♪

♪ I'd be glad to brave a storm ♪

♪ And dirty up my uniform ♪

♪ To be the leader
of the ash can parade ♪

[instrumental music]

screech

Look, Yogi, it's Cindy.

'It's Cindy.'

How about that?

"Chizzling Brothers Circus.

"Sensational spectacular
new star, Cindy.

The high-wire bear!"

Gosh! Cindy,
a star in the circus.

Well, it's oblivious she didn't
leave Jellystone to be with me.

She did so, Yogi.

Well, she can have her
tinseled make-believe world.

I'm headed back to Jellystone.

Wait, Yogi!

The least you can do
is see Cindy

and wish her good luck.

Well, okay. I'll be
magnanimous about it.

[circus music]

But how are you gonna get in
without a ticket, Yogi?

I got a scheme that's a dream.

Sit tight, Boob.

[instrumental music]

[thudding]

Hey-hey-hey!

And now, whom do you see
before you?

- 'Yogi Bear in a clown suit.'
- True.

But in this disguise,
I can mingle

with the other buffoons

and get to say goodbye to Cindy.

[whistle blows]

[horn blowing]

[instrumental music]

[car backfiring]

[instrumental music]

[backfiring continues]

Oh, boy. And I don't even have
my driver's license!

[backfiring continues]

[instrumental music]

thump thump

toing toing

Yogi, what are you doing here?

I just dropped in
to say goodbye.

Goodbye? I thought
you came to rescue me.

(Yogi)
'Rescue you?'

Rescue the star of the show

from her tinseled world
of make-believe?

But I'm not the star,
I'm a prisoner.

- Prisoner?
- Yes.

They keep me locked up
in this cage all the time.

And that mean dog chases me.

And, and that mean man
yells at me, and.. And..

Oh, Yogi,
I wanna go home.

There, there, honey.
I mean, Cindy.

Yogi will take care of you.
Don't go away.

I'll get the key
and set you free.

Oh, Yogi,
you're so wonderful.

Hold that thought.
I'll be right back.

Heh heh. Money.
Heh heh. Lots of money.

I told you all we need

was a good act
and we'd clean up.

D-don't forget, Grifter,
we split fifty-fifty.

Oh, great, Snively, great.

I do all the thinking,
and you want fifty-fifty.

[snickering]

Quiet. Who asked you butt in?

Oh. Don't hit Mugger.
He's a nice dog.

crunch

Oh, come on, Mugger. Let go.

- Nice dog, let go.
- Fifty-fifty.

Whose idea was the high-wire
bear act anyway?

[mumbling]

You dumb mutt, you know
I'm the brains around here.

[mumbling]

Yeowp!

[snickering]

Hey, Grifter. Grifter.
I've got an idea.

- You got an idea?
- 'Yeah, listen.'

With one bear,
we're cleaning up.

If we had two bears,
we'd make twice as much.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah.

Great. Oh, Snively,
you are great.

And where are we gonna
find another bear?

- At your elbow, sir.
- A bear!

A shrewd observation.

The name is Yogi.

'And I am here
on government business.'

Gov-g-go-go-go-gov--

G-government b-b..
Oh, b-business?

(Yogi)
Kay-rect.

You have in custody Cindy,
a government-protected bear.

I am to escort her back
to Jellystone Park, and at once.

Jellystone Park?
Do they know you're here?

(Yogi)
Are you joshing, sir?

You know bears aren't allowed
out of the park.

Oh? Oh..

Well, trust me, no one
will ever know you were here.

I knew I could
depend on you. Heh heh.

Now, shall we release
the little lady?

Oh, sure, sure.

I gotta admit,
you're pretty smart.

Smarter than the average bear.
Hey-hey-hey!

Like I said, when we found
poor little Cindy

we took her in, gave her shelter

fed her, hoping all the time

someone would come along
and take her home.

You are one
of the good ones, sir.

[snickering]

Here's someone
to see you, Cindy.

- Yogi.
- Cindy.

Go on in and say hello.

crash

(Yogi)
'Hey.'

click click

Hey, hey! What's going on?

You're in show biz. Heh heh.

And you're a mean, mean,
mean, mean, mean man.

Yeah, and you mean money.

Two bears, twice as much money.

- Hey, that's my idea.
- Shut up.

And guard this key
with your life.

Right. With my life.

Come on, we got
posters to get out

tickets to print,
then we celebrate.

[both snickering]

Not you! You're not celebrating.

Now, get back there
and guard those bears.

[grumbling]

What'd you say?

[kissing]

Well, that's better.

[grumbling]

[barking]

[snickering]

And you, Snively.
You taking care of that key?

(Snively)
'Uh, relax, Grifter.'

It's safe and sound.
I'm using my head.

[instrumental music]

[Grifter and Snively snoring]

hush hush hush

[snoring continues]

Mm.

[moaning]

Aa-choo!

(Grifter)
'Hey!'

Keep quiet, will you, Snively?

I'm trying to get some sleep.

Darn Snively, noisy,
ungrateful, no-good..

[snoring]

[instrumental music]

Boo Boo!

[growling]

[dramatic music]

[barking]

[snickering]

[snoring]

clank

[dramatic music]

Oh. Oh, be careful, Yogi.

click click

[barking]

Huh?

And a..

[snickering]

...to you, buddy-buddy.

Hey-hey-hey!

[instrumental music]

Hurry, Yogi.
I found a getaway car.

Good work, Boob.

'Hold on. I'll put her in low.'

And away we go!

[backfiring]

Oh, no. We're in a clown's car.

[backfiring continues]

Hey, what's the racket?

Somebody's stealing
the clown's car.

Come on.

We'll head them off
with the pass.

Shut up and keep running.

(Snively)
'Oh!'

[crashing]

[backfiring continues]

- 'Let me out of here.'
- 'Help! Help!'

(Grifter)
'Let me out of here, I say.'

'Somebody get me out
of here, will you?'

[backfiring]

[instrumental music]

(man on radio)
'Calling Car 34.
Calling Car 34.'

Car 34, sheriff here.

(man on radio)
'Oh, chief,
Mrs. Rutabaga called in.'

'She saw three bears going
through the woods'

'back of her house.'

Now, lookie here, Sam.

You know there are no bears
in these here parts.

(man on radio)
'I knows it, and you knows it.'

'But Mrs. Rutabaga said
she saw a big bear'

'a medium-sized bear
and a little-bitty bear.'

No Goldilocks?

Okay, I'll stop by her place
just to humor her.

Three bears.

Next she'll be seeing

Snow White
and the seven dwarfs.

Gosh, I wish
we were back in Jellystone.

And if we didn't break the rules

maybe they wouldn't
ship us out again.

I have to admit, I even miss
the ranger a little bit.

Let's go back
to Jellystone, Yogi.

You're singing my song, Boo Boo.

- Will you join me?
- I'd love to.

Coming, little buddy?

Right back to home, sweet home.

["Whistle Your Way Back Home"]

[whistling]

♪ Oh what a wonderful feeling ♪

♪ To be fancy-free and roam ♪

♪ Huh but oh what fun
to wet your whistle ♪

♪ And whistle your way
back home ♪

♪ You'll get
a tingling feeling ♪

♪ From your toes
up to your nose ♪

♪ When you pucker your lips
wet your whistle ♪

♪ And whistle your way
back home ♪

♪ Whether you're
under the stars ♪

♪ Or under a blueberry sky ♪

♪ Every 32 bars ♪

♪ Another merry mile goes ♪

♪ Bye-bye ♪

♪ Oh what a wonderful feeling ♪

♪ To be fancy-free and roam ♪

♪ But oh what fun
to wet your whistle ♪

♪ And whistle your way
back home ♪

[instrumental music]

clank

thud

♪ Whether you're
under the stars ♪

♪ Or under a blueberry sky ♪

♪ Every 32 bars ♪

♪ Another merry mile goes ♪

♪ Bye-bye ♪

♪ Oh what a wonderful feeling ♪

♪ To be fancy-free and roam ♪

♪ But oh what fun
to wet your whistle ♪

♪ And whistle your way back
Whistle your way back ♪

♪ Whistle your way back home ♪

[whistling]

[car engine rumbling]

[whistling continues]

Them's no cattle.

[whistling continues]

[g*nshots]

Run for it! They wanna
take us back to the circus!

It's the bears.
They're heading for the woods.

Round up a posse, on the double.

And get the dogs out.

[barking]

Up the tree, and leave
the doggies to me.

Tally-ho.

[dogs barking]

[instrumental music]

wham

[barking]

screech

wham

[barking]

[whirring]

[indistinct chatter]

Oh, I'm so sorry you can't stay
for the barn dance, sheriff.

I'd like to, ma'am, but I gotta
get after them bears.

Oh, sheriff, are they dangerous?

Dangerous? They're more
than that, they're ferocious.

Oh, my.

Thought I had them today

but they vanished into thin air.

'We'll get them, though.
Goodnight!'

Goodnight.

Oh, what a shame.
The poor sheriff.

'Missing all these
delicious victuals.'

[sniffing]

What's up, Yogi?

[sniffing continues]

Fee, fi, fo, fum.

I smell cooking.
Where's it coming from?

Hey-hey-hey! A swell buffet.

Oh, Yogi, I'm so hungry.

Yeah, me too.

This is a job for Yogi

the bear with a thousand faces.

[dramatic music]

toing

Hey-hey-hey! Meet Farmer Gray.

Oh, Yogi, you're not
going downstairs?

Stay put.

I'll pick up a snack

and we'll tippy-toe out
the back.

thud

[country music]

Uh, one of these,
and two of those.

Three of these,
and four tomatoes.

Five of these and ye-he-hey!

[whistles]

Yipe.

No, no, you don't.

I need a partner.

wham

[music continues]

[clapping]

thud

[applause]

Stranger, you sure
can shake a mean leg.

Thank you, ma'am.

But aren't you warm
in that fur coat?

Well, I can't take it off.
I'm a bear.

Bear!

- Help! A bear!
- Run for your lives!

- It's a bear!
- Call the sheriff!

Hey, I'll get my g*n!

Gosh, Yogi, if it wasn't for you

we never would've gotten away.

No problem, Boob.

They couldn't lock
the barn door.

We took it with us
for a raft. He-he-hey!

And according
to my accumulated geography

we can float downstream
to Jellystone Park on this raft.

Oh, Yogi, I declare,
you're the smartest bear ever.

I welcome constructive
criticism like that.

Gosh, it's peaceful.

(Cindy)
'And it's so romantic.'

Do you know,
if you closed your eyes

you could be anywhere,
like Venice maybe.

- Try it, Yogi.
- I'll try anything once.

Those fireflies over there,
they could be lanterns.

(Yogi)
'I'm beginning
to see the picture.'

(Cindy)
'And Boo Boo, Boo Boo
could be a gondolier.'

(Yogi)
'Could be, but I'm trying
not to laugh.'

And, Yogi, instead of this raft

we could be gliding
along in a gondola.

The only way to glide.

And from far away

a beautiful voice

would sing
a beautiful love song.

Not so far away.

["Ven-e, Ven-o, Ven-a"]

♪ Ven-e ♪

♪ Ven-o ♪

♪ Ven-a ♪

♪ This very simple thing ♪

♪ I've learned to say ♪

♪ Can take me
to a thousand worlds ♪

♪ I always dream of ♪

♪ Ven-e ♪

♪ Ven-o ♪

♪ Ven-a ♪

Gosh, you sing
like James Darren.

And that's not easy.

♪ Sometimes ♪

♪ I find my way ♪

♪ To sunny Napoli ♪

♪ Or old Bombay ♪

♪ But in my heart I know ♪

♪ Just where ♪

♪ To find my wonders ♪

♪ Ven-e ♪

♪ Ven-o ♪

♪ Ven-a ♪

♪ I say these words ♪

♪ And all at once I'm near you ♪

♪ No bashful boy am I ♪

♪ No longer meek or shy ♪

♪ Ven-e ♪

♪ Ven-o ♪

♪ Ven-a ♪

♪ It takes me to your arms ♪

♪ Where I must stay ♪

♪ And there my courage sings ♪

♪ Of all the ways I love you ♪

♪ Ven-e ♪

♪ Ven-o ♪

♪ Ven-a ♪

[banjo music]

[dramatic music]

- 'There's the bears.'
- 'Keep that light on 'em.'

[dogs barking]

(policeman #1)
'They're going under the bridge.
Get on the other side.'

(policeman #2)
'Get that light over here.'

'Get set. Here they come.'

(policeman #1)
'Hit it.'

'The bears are gone.'

(policeman #2)
'They must be hiding
under the bridge.'

(policeman #1)
'Everybody down the bank.'

'This way! Over here, you men.'

[dramatic music]

[gurgling]

[siren wailing]

Oh, Yogi..

Maybe if I'd let them
take me back to the circus

they'd let you and Boo Boo go.

Cindy, I don't think the idea

is to take us back
to the circus.

Then why are they after us?

Well, they just frown on bears
fraternizing with people.

[engine rumbling]

Yogi, look what it says
on that truck.

(Yogi)
"Rocky Mountain Van Lines."

Rocky Mountains?

That's the general direction

to Jellystone Park.

Come on, all aboard.

[instrumental music]

- Alley-oop, Boo Boo.
- Thanks, Yogi.

And another alley-oop!

thud

Faster, Yogi! Faster!

Yogi Bear coming in
for a landing.

Look out, Boo Boo.

thud

plop

Hey, Mac. Here's your hamburger.

khap

Boy, you must be hungry.

Huh? Who, me?

[snoring]

[tires screeching]

Yogi, the truck stopped.

Shee. There must be
an easier way to tell me.

Maybe we're in Jellystone.

Yippee!

I'll even be glad to see the
"Do not feed the bears" sign.

I just wanna see
green leaves again.

Yeah, and mountains and lakes.

And the forest
and the tall trees.

[horn blaring]

Yogi, this isn't
Jellystone Park.

I'm oblivious to that.

[horn blaring]

[horn blaring]

[panting]

(Boo Boo)
'Yogi!'

Yogi, look! I found
a cave to hide in.

(Yogi)
'Any cave in a storm.'

[people yelling]

- Help!
- Bears!

- Help!
- Help!

Help, help! Bears!

Help, help! Bears!

Wild bears! Help, bears!

What am I yelling? I'm a bear.

[siren wailing]

Uh-oh. Heh.
Looks like city-style rangers.

Oh, Yogi, they're all around us.

We'll never get back
to Jellystone.

(policeman #1)
'There's the bears.'

What'll we do, Yogi?

What any cornered bear does,
fight!

Come on, you guys.
Put up your dukes, come on.

Hey, hey, hey.

So as the elevator sinks
slowly into the basement..

...we sayaloha
to the gendarmes.

Surround the building.
Couple of you men inside.

Try to keep
them in the basement.

buzz

Down.

Bears! Help!

Police! Police!

What am I yelling?
I'm a policeman.

I'll get 'em on the next floor.

Don't move.

Halt, you bears, or I'll sh**t.

Excuse me, ma'am.

Halt! Bears!

Like they say, New York
is a nice place to visit

but I wouldn't want
to live here. Hmph!

Hurry it up, Cindy, Boo Boo.

(policeman #1)
Halt! Halt, bear!

Sorry, officer, four is a crowd.

[grunting]

(policeman #1)
'Open up.'

'Open this door.'

Oh, Yogi, we're trapped.

Oh, no, we're not.
Prepare for boarding party.

- You first, Boo Boo.
- Okay, Yogi.

(Cindy)
'Oh, Yogi, I'm frightened.'

(Yogi)
'Just cover your
baby-blue eyes.'

Hey-hey-hey.
That's the easy way.

Hey, there's the bears.

- Look at the big one.
- He's crossing.

He's in trouble.

Uh-oh. Looks like
I'm getting all shook up.

Hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah!

(policeman #1)
Watch that plank!

Tim..

...bur.

Hah-hah-hai-hai-hai-hai!

(Boo Boo)
Yogi, are you alright?

I'm A-okay.

Gosh, you had me worried.

Yee-yee-yee-yee-yee-yee-yee!

Boo Boo, come back!

(policeman #1)
Look out, the ladder!

Attention.

Yee-yee-yee-yee-yee-yee-yee!
Whoops!

Try to drop a teargas b*mb
near 'em.

That'll bring 'em down.

[teargas b*mb whistling]

boom

[policemen coughing]

Send for reinforcements.

The bears are fighting back.

[coughing]

Well, all is quiet
on the bear front at present.

'The fire-department units
have moved into position.'

'Animal-welfare units
and additional police'

'are waiting for morning
before moving in.'

The purpose being
to capture the animals unharmed.

Let's move our mobile TV unit in
for a close-up of these bears..

'...who so far have eluded
every effort to capture them.'

Yogi, look, a television camera.

Television?

Heh heh. Maybe they'll discover
a new star, namely me.

Hee-hee-hee.

Hello, out there,
this is Yogi bear.

Ha ha ha.
Boy, what a ham.

Get a close sh*t
of them, Charlie.

We're hooked up coast to coast.

It's fantastic,
that's what it is.

- Absolutely unbelievable.
- Uh, what's that, chief?

That three bears can vanish
without a trace.

Yeah. We're lucky, though.

At least, the commissioner
hasn't found out

that they're missing.

Yeah, that's one break I got.

(male reporter #1)
'We interrupt this program'

'for an on-the-spot
news report.'

'Traffic has come to a
standstill here in the big city'

'...as everyone stops to watch
the antics of three bears.'

(both)
Three bears?

- 'It's Yogi.'
- 'And Cindy and Boo Boo.'

Howdy-do, to all our friends
in Jellystone Park.

And from Cindy and Boo Boo

a big hello to you,
Ranger Smith.

Ranger Smith.

I'm ruined from coast to coast.

Gosh, chief,
what are you gonna do?

Do? I'm gonna do my duty,
that's what.

No matter what happens to me.

Gas up the helicopter.

I'm bringing those bears
back to Jellystone Park

where they belong.

Yes, sir.

Gosh, he's all heart.

Chief. Hey, chief.

Any instructions
while you're gone?

Yes.

Pack my things.

When the park commissioner
hears about this..

...I'll be looking
for a new job.

Well, as dawn breaks
over the city

we can see the bears
sound asleep..

'...still clinging
to their precarious perch.'

[Yogi snoring]

'Folks, the bears have had
a pretty rough time of it.'

'But for them,
it will soon all be over.'

'Down below, all is in
readiness and for their safety'

'nets have been spread
around the building.'

[helicopter whirring]

Well, hello.

Looks like they're going all out

'and bringing in
a helicopter too.'

[Yogi snoring]

Look, Yogi, Cindy,
it's Mr. Ranger.

Where? Where?

(Boo Boo)
'He's coming down
in his helicopter. Look!'

Hey! So he is.

Yoo-hoo, Mr. Ranger,
here we are.

Maybe he's gonna take us
back to Jellystone.

I never wanna leave there again.

I will make that
unani-namani-namous.

(Ranger Smith)
Yogi! Yogi!

This is Ranger Smith.
Can you hear me?

(Yogi)
'Loud and clearly, sir.'

Yogi, I'm responsible for taking
you all back to Jellystone.

We'll raise a ladder
and bring you all down safely.

Yippee!

Oh, Yogi, tell Mr. Ranger
we'll come right down.

Yeah, tell him to bring
the ladder up fast.

Just a minute now.

Let's not be
too hasty pudding about this.

What do you mean, Yogi?

You heard Mr. Ranger say that
he's responsible for our safety.

- Yeah, so?
- So I'm gonna wheel and deal.

Answer me, Yogi.
Are you coming down?

There's a little something
to settle first.

(Ranger Smith)
Like what?

(Yogi)
'Like removing the
"Do not feed the bears" sign.'

No deal.

Oh, sir, I feel a little faint.
I may fall.

Ha ha ha.
He's just bluffing.

(Yogi)
I'm getting one
of my dizzy spells.

Oh. Oh-ho-ho-ho.

No, Yogi, don't. Don't!

(Ranger Smith)
'No, don't jump!'

It's a deal.
It's a deal, Yogi.

I didn't want you to jump.

(Yogi)
'Okay, Mr. Ranger.
You've got yourself a deal.'

The "Do not feed the bears"
signs go. He-he-he-hey! Hey!

Yogi!

(Yogi)
Help!

Help, help. Oh, save me.

Oh, Mr. Ranger, sir,
save me, save me.

Oh, get me down from here.

I'll get you down, Yogi,
on one condition.

Anything, sir.
Oh, I can't stand high places.

Anything! Just name it.

- No deals.
- 'It's a deal, sir.'

'No deals.'

Just get me down!

Okay, Yogi, step down.

Step down?

[chuckling]

I got to admit, sir, you're
smarter than the average ranger.

And I can assure you, sir

I'll be one of the good bears
from now on.

Me too, sir.

And me, I promise.

Well, I'm glad
for whoever takes my place.

- 'Takes your place, sir?'
- Yep.

I'm afraid there's no way
of explaing this thing

to the commissioner.

(Yogi)
'But, sir..'

[indistinct chatter]

Ranger Smith speaking. Who?

Oh, the commissioner.

What did I tell you? This is it.

Uh, if you let me
explain, sir, maybe I..

What?

Great publicity?

Good image for the park?

Devotion to duty?

Love of animals?

Well, yes, you could say that.

And you can also say
it was all my fault.

No, Yogi.
The commissioner likes it.

He just promoted me to
chief ranger of Jellystone Park.

It couldn't happen to a nicer
ranger, sir. Hey, hey, hey.

(together)
Hooray for Mr. Ranger!

Yogi, pal,
what a wonderful feeling.

A cue for a song
if ever I heard one.

♪ Oh what a wonderful feeling ♪

♪ To be fancy-free and roam ♪

♪ When you pucker your lips ♪

♪ Wet your whistle
and whistle your way back home ♪

[whistling]

♪ Hey there Yogi Bear ♪

♪ Never seem to have a care ♪

♪ Always on the run ♪

♪ Yes you'll always be a clown ♪

♪ Never ever settle down ♪

♪ Having too much fun ♪

♪ You're kind of nice ♪

♪ To have around I must admit ♪

♪ But the way
you get in trouble ♪

♪ Makes me think
of seeing double ♪

♪ Yet you always
get out of it ♪

♪ Yogi ♪

♪ Fuzzy little teddy bear ♪

♪ Yogi ♪

♪ Getting into people's hair ♪

♪ Yogi ♪

♪ Will you ever grow up? ♪

♪ Yogi ♪

♪ Will you ever grow up? ♪

[instrumental music]

[music continues]