01x07 - Review

Episode transcripts for the TV show "The Bear". Aired: June 23, 2022 - present.*
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A young chef from the fine dining world returns to Chicago to run his family's sandwich.
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01x07 - Review

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Thank God you found us

at 93.1 FM WXRT.

I'm Lin Brehmer, your best

friend in the whole world.

It's great to be alive.

So let's start today with a songwriter,

who has been known to climb

on the stage of the Metro

as the Christmas Unicorn,

a rare and beautiful creature

costumed in stunning colors.

And while you've heard

all roads lead to Rome,

some roads lead from Chicago.

This is Sufjan Stevens.

This is "Chicago."

I fell in love again ♪

All things go, all things go ♪

Drove to Chicago ♪

All things know, all things know ♪

We sold our clothes to the state ♪

I don't mind, I don't mind ♪

I made a lot of mistakes in my mind ♪

In my mind ♪

You came to take us ♪

All things go, all things go ♪

To recreate us ♪

All things grow, all things grow ♪

We had our mindset ♪

All things know, all things know ♪

You had to find it

All things go, all things go ♪

"This writer, as all my readers know,

"is devoted to Chicago

and for better or worse,

"the neighborhoods are changing.

"I'm fascinated by the intersection

"of the stalwart and the progressive

"and chronicling my findings.

"Can the windy city evolve

"without losing its true essence?

"We wonder at times if

nostalgia clouds our judgment

"and creates an angry desire

"for perfection with every

turned over spot

"Which is why we have chose to

revisit The Beef of Chicagoland,

"a River North staple.

"Long known as a family joint,

"the purveyor of sloppy,

"but tasty Italian beef sandwiches,

"the word we would have used

to describe The, The Beef

"before this review was 'reliable.'

"The word I would choose now,

"after my most recent meals

"at the well-loved,

if not shabby establishment,

"is 'elevated' or 'elegant.'

The menu is slightly updated"

Twenty minutes to open, Chefs.

- Chef.

- Syd, you set up?

- Uh, yes, Chef, ready to go.

- Thank you.

"and it's clear

more changes are coming."

Chef, stop reading that sh*t.

We got a lot to do today, okay?

We open in 20, to-go's live in 20.

Let's f*cking go.

Oh, you'll like this part, Carmy.

You'll like this part, Carmen.

"Even if the walls are stained,

the staff moves are next level."

Where is Tina? She's still not here?

Uh, no, Chef, I'm covering her prep.

Um, can we maybe Should we, like

"The sandwiches

are so delicious as ever,

"but the standout dish that

"that, that encapsulates all,

"this was the risotto with braised beef.

"The rice was luscious with

a surprising ribbon of brine

"running through the sauce.

The chef obviously knew

what she was doing."

Ebra, enough, please. Back to work.

- Thank you.

- Um

- So

- Ribbon of brine, huh?

Well, I gave a dish to a customer

because I didn't want it to go to waste.

I obviously didn't know who he was.

Chef, it's all good. It's all good.

Um, okay. So, you

know, it was an accident

and, and it's fine, right?

Like, it's not weird or anything like

- Good for business.

- Right, yes, exactly.

- Hey, Syd, congrats.

- Um, and, yeah,

- I just wanna

- Yeah, you better tell your pops.

For sure. And I just wanna

make sure, you know,

like, everything's okay.

It's not weird or dumb, whatever.

It's okay, Syd.

It's not weird. It's good.

- Yeah. Okay. Thanks.

- Alright?

Sandwiches are totally

different, though.

That guy's a f*ckin' hack anyway.

Totally.

- To-go boxes ready?

- Uh, yes, almost.

- Thank you, Chef.

- Sorry.

I'm sorry, sorry, sorry,

sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

- Yo.

- Louie got suspended.

Louie, apologize to Jeff.

- Sorry, Jeff.

- That's alright, Louie.

Say hello to Jeff's friend.

- Hi, Jeff's friend.

- Hi, um, Louie.

Hey, T, we got a lot

to do today, please hustle, okay?

I need you to catch up. Thank you, Chef.

Yes, Jeff, but Louie

- What about Louie?

- Um, he needs to know

You need to teach him how

to work in the kitchen.

- Today?

- Mm-hmm.

Sure, Tina. Today, the day

we're running the new program.

Um, Chef Sydney, you got that, right?

- Yeah. Sure.

- Thank you, Chef.

"But it was the coriander"

Okay, Ebra, let's get to work, please.

What are you reading?

Oh, a review, five stars.

- Oh, sh*t!

- It's nothing.

- It's not

- Is five stars good?

Very good.

What's up?

I need help with him.

Yo. Go wait in Jeff's office

and think about what the f*ck you did.

Uh, yeah, um, he is, um,

you know, getting into

trouble, doing dumb sh*t.

Is not interested in anything

So you brought him here?

Hmm. Claro que sí.

¿Por qué?

Porque you taught me.

You could teach him.

Teach him what exactly?

Uh, your skills, man. You got skills.

- Skills?

- Yes.

Shabby? This guy's a hacky f*ck, right?

That's exactly what I said.

Yo. Why's he talking

about risotto, Cousin?

We don't have risotto on the menu.

That's a, uh, dish that

Sydney's been working on.

And how did this

f*ckin' mamaluke try it?

Sydney accidentally

left it at his table.

- Accidentally?

- Accidentally.

Let me ask you,

what's the pickup on risotto?

Feel like that's kinda crazy, right?

We're not gonna do that.

No, we're not gonna do that.

Fifteen minutes to open, Chefs!

- Yes, Chef.

- Thank you.

Oh, sh*t.

Sydney, you blowing somebody

down at The Telegraph?

Yeah, Richie,

that's exactly what's happening.

I'm blowing somebody

down at The Telegraph.

Oh, Louiecito, get over here.

Oh, my man.

Whoa. You bulking up?

- I'm trying, yeah.

- Yeah, man, looking good.

Okay, um, can we please go

over the new system today?

You got it, boss.

Fascinating how you accidentally

gave a dish that's not on the menu

- Cousin. Hey!

- to a guy who happened to be

Do me a favor. Shut the f*ck up.

No, it's just, it's hard to digest.

- Sydney, boxes.

- Yes, Chef.

- Thank you so much.

- Gary, come on.

What's a ribbon of brine?

Okay, Chefs, listen up.

Uh, I'm gonna turn

on the to-go's in 10 minutes.

So we're gonna count off, alright?

Pars all day.

Syd, salads. Count.

Twenty-five all day, Chef.

Twenty-five. Thank you.

Grilled pars. Tina, chicken?

Uh, 32 all day, Chef.

Thirty-two. Thank you.

- Ebra, beef all day?

- One hundred, Chef.

One hundred. Thank you.

Richie, go f*ck yourself.

Sixty-nine all day, Chef.

And, Marcus, cakes all day?

Uh Uh, give me a sec.

Nope. Faster. How many?

I just got a little behind.

I'mma catch up.

Marcus, if you're still f*cking

with those donuts right now

I'm gonna f*ck your day up. You hear me?

- Yes, Chef.

- Thank you, Chef.

No, no, no. Uh-uh.

Nope. Sorry, guys.

This is the thunderdome right here.

Take the kindergarten somewhere else.

Not that I don't appreciate the giddyup,

but you're not quite there yet.

- Um, okay.

- Okay.

Can we please talk about

the new to-go system?

Yeah, you got it, boss.

Fellas, I gotta talk to Sydney.

Excuse me, lizards.

Just, um, take this

and do this over by the deli counter.

Yes. Thank you.

Ten minutes to open, Chefs.

Bravo.

Alright, boss lady, you did it.

Got your little dish in the paper.

A little to-go tablet.

Everything's going

according to plan, huh?

I have a plan?

Yeah, this is what you wanted

to do from the beginning, right?

You know, you push my people out.

Your people?

Yeah, you know, push

out the working man,

- make room for whatever f*ckin'

- The working man?

Jabronistas this stupid

article's gonna bring in.

Sorry, um, are you the new

face of the working man?

- Right.

- Richie, congrats.

That is huge.

- Bullshit aside

- Huh?

What's your angle? Level with me.

- My angle?

- Yeah.

Uh, my angle's that

I was hired to work here.

So now I'm working here and

I'm trying to bring business in.

That's my angle.

Yeah, but it's the

wrong kind of business.

You know, you're bringing

in all these f*cking strokes.

- They're gonna box out the OGs.

- Okay. The OGs?

Yeah, bus drivers,

secretaries, teachers.

- Sorry, are we just naming professions?

- You know, it's just confusing.

- I can do that too.

- People are gonna know

- Bricklayers, clock workers

- not know what's on the menu.

What's not on the menu is the risotto.

Okay, well, if there's confusion,

let me help clarify some things.

- Okay.

- Okay? Um.

We all work in a restaurant, right?

And, um, we, uh, make

food in the restaurant.

We all try to do a good job.

I don't know about you.

But, anyway, people come

and they buy their food with money

and they spend their money

and then, uh, we take our earnings

and, um, just, you know, live our lives.

That's it.

It's business.

The point of this is

that it is a business,

not, uh, some sort of a hollow shell

you can project your

dying fantasies or whatever.

You don't need to get nasty, young lady.

And you just don't need

to speak to me at all, I guess.

By the way, those OGs

you love waxing on and on about

all come here, split one

sandwich and a free cup of water

and then treat the rest of us like sh*t.

So this is a w*r on poor people?

No, this is a w*r on you

shutting the f*ck up, Richie,

and learning how to use the tablet.

- The end, dude.

- What is the end?

The end is that I was telling Richie

that we are learning how to use

the tablet, and it's good.

And it's good for business,

and you and I agree.

Yes. Your idea, but, yes.

Yeah. But you agree w-with me

about the other thing, right?

- Uh, what other thing?

- What's the other thing?

That, That people are gonna come in here

thinking they're gonna get her food.

That's some f*ckin'

- millennial sh*t.

- You are not even Italian.

Stop, it's a little bit messy, okay?

We will figure it out.

I just turned on the to-go tablet.

- Are we ready?

- No.

Nine minutes to open, Chef.

This is gonna be bad.

- Um, Chef?

- Yes.

Uh, sorry, I just don't, uh, feel like

we're on the same page right now.

- I feel like we're not good.

- We're good, Chef.

Let's get through the day, please.

- Chef!

- What?

f*ck!

What?

f*ck. What the f*ck?

- Syd?

- Uh, okay.

Um, I, uh, uh, uh.

Cool. I don't know, um.

You left the preorder option open.

O-Okay, uh No. I'm sorry.

- Yes.

- What's that mean?

That means we have

78 slices of chocolate cake,

99 French fries, 54 chickens, 38 salads

and 255 beef sandwiches

due up in eight minutes.

- So, yeah, Syd, f*ck.

- I f*ckin' told you.

You didn't f*ckin' tell me sh*t.

Shut the f*ck up! Shut the f*ck up!

Let me think for a f*ckin' second.

f*cking twice. I told you.

I told you to be more f*cking ready.

I told you that dish

wasn't f*ckin' ready.

What does this have to do with this?

Chef, stop! Stop!

Chefs, go to the walk-in,

get all the cooked beef.

Slice it, put it in jus. Get it now!

Get all 32 chickens.

Get them searing, roasting.

Tina, sausages, burgers, hot dogs,

everything on the grill.

Fire everything right f*cking now!

Yes, Chef!

Fak, contribute in any

way humanly possible.

- Yes, Chef.

- Get out of my f*ckin' way.

Ebra, make sandwiches!

Don't stop making f*cking sandwiches.

Yes, Chef.

I'm gonna make three sections, okay?

They're gonna be

wet, hot, and sweet, alright?

I'm gonna take green tape.

Make those sections. Louie?

I want you to get the sandwiches,

put 'em in the corresponding sections.

- Copy?

- Okay, yeah, yeah.

Yo, Sweeps, bag, Sharpie.

- Label that sh*t, please, Chef.

- Yes, Chef.

Tina, fire every single chicken

we have, please, okay?

Richie, do you even

know how to do fries?

Yes. I know we need 'em now.

Okay, um, Marcus, where are we on cakes?

Uh, getting there.

Getting there?


What the f*ck do you Marcus?

What the f*ck are you doing

still working on this sh*t?

Yo, come on,

what, what are you tripping for?

Come on?

What the f*ck am I tripping for?

- Are you here right now?

- It doesn't make a difference.

There's four cakes and still

- Yeah, I was gonna cut them.

- They're not even cut yet?

- Yeah, it's not that big of a deal.

- Yo, what is this?

- What is this? Chef!

- Um, I am

um, I'm doing them in five

No, no, stop, everything.

Fire everything right f*cking now.

Okay. I'll fire everything now.

I just was finishing talking

- to Marcus and I

- Step out. Step out.

Okay, I'm gonna talk to Marcus about

Get the f*ck off my expo, Chef, now!

Get the f*ck off! Thank you!

We're f*ring 76 beefs,

34 chickens, okay?

12 French fries, 12 mash f*ckin' now!

- Yes, Chef.

- Thank you!

Behind.

Corner. Oh!

Five minutes to open.

sh*t.

You didn't say corner.

You didn't say corner.

f*ck you, Richie.

You don't need to

curse at me like a maniac.

f*ck you

- You didn't say corner.

- You're a f*cking maniac, man.

It's your bullshit that

f*cked us today, not mine.

It's your bullshit.

f*ck you, Richie.

- Sydney?

- f*ck you.

I like that pace, Louie.

Yeah, baby.

Chef, are you okay?

Yeah, I'm f*cking okay, Tina.

Thank you.

Hey, you don't need to be

screaming and sh*t.

- That's not you.

- You know, maybe it is.

Maybe it really is.

I don't know what you are going to learn

o-or what Louie is supposed to

learn in this sh*t hole of a place,

but, please, just make sure

he keeps up on pace

and, and, and that you finish your sh*t.

Okay, yes, Chef.

I just wanted to check and see

It's fine. Please finish your prep.

Yes, Chef.

Still waiting on 55 beef,

24 chicken and pepper,

41 dogs, six Greek salads.

Somebody get me a f*cking

Sharpie that f*cking works!

f*ck!

Somebody get baby

boy a f*cking Sharpie already.

- Yo, Jeff?

- Yes!

We're outta giardiniera.

Uh, that's fine. We'll make it fresh.

- Sydney.

- What?

- Prep giardiniera, please.

- Fine.

Cousin, out here.

Get me a f*cking Sharpie.

Get me a f*cking Sharpie.

Chef, hey, prep giardiniera.

f*ck, we, uh, fired

two more cakes to go.

- Fire two more cakes to go.

- No. No more orders.

No more f*cking Are you f*cking deaf?

Oh, I'm s You're extra

f*cking confusing today, man.

Sharpie!

- f*ck!

- Oh, my God.

Carmy is very mad.

Christ.

Hey, uh, what the f*ck are you doing?

What does it look like? I'm helping you.

Uh, don't.

Uh, that's my vegetables, so

What are you talking about? They're

all going in the same place here.

It was the prep that was assigned to me,

so they are mine.

Let go and go away.

You know, there's

something broken in you.

Alright?

You're being mean and it's ugly.

You wanna talk about

f*ckin' ugly, Richie?

You are a loser.

- You're a loser.

- No, Richie.

- Yeah.

- You're the f*ckin' loser

- who can't do sh*t

- You're a conceited

and condescending ribbon of brine

You can't peel f*cking vegetables.

You can't f*cking do sh*t.

You waste space here.

You are a f*cking loser.

And that is why you hate

that I'm here, right?

Because I see you

for the loser that you f*cking are.

And everybody knows it.

I know it. Harvey knows it.

And your daughter probably knows it.

Poor f*cking girl.

So how about you go to the register

and do the one f*cking thing

you know how to do?

Yo, why are being such

a f*cking bitch right now?

I don't know, Richie, why am I?

- Oh, you gonna f*ckin' s*ab me?

- Yeah, maybe I f*cking will.

- Yeah?

- Giardiniera!

Shut the f*ck up!

Three minutes to open.

Yo, Carmy, I did it.

I figured out what I was doing wrong.

You know, I was trying

to make a cake donut

when they should've been

yeast all along and

Marcus, why are you f*ckin' with me?

Why are you f*cking with me?

Why are you f*cking with me?

Why are you f*cking with me?

Huh? Get the f*ck back to work!

- Move.

- Holy sh*t.

- What the f*ck?

- Everybody, f*ckin' idiots!

Yo, Cousin, just f*ckin'

Shut the f*ck up!

- Holy f*cking sh*t!

- f*ck. Mother f*ck.

Yo. We have a customer out here.

I got stabbed. Not right now.

I got stabbed. Son of a f*ckin'

- Ebra.

- Open in one minute!

Ebra, I got stabbed.

Probably f*ckin' deserved it.

If M-Maybe.

Yo, Louie, how we looking?

- Good, uh.

- Good. Sweet?

Thirty-seven, Chef.

Keep going, please. Keep going.

Thank you, Chef.

Ebra, make that f*ckin' fast!

I'm trying.

Ehh f*ck.

Don't move.

Uh Is it bad?

Tell me about the f*ckin'

factions again.

Stop moving.

Siad Barre caused v*olence, oppression.

Civil w*r.

Many factions, many groups,

all fighting for power.

The central government collapsed.

Somalia became a failed state.

Many civilians were k*lled.

Mohamed Farrah Aidid would not

cooperate with United Nations.

United States sent troops

to take members of his team,

tried to create peace.

Yeah, but it didn't

create peace, did it?

No, Battle of Mogadishu started

when two helicopters came up

Wait, is this sh*t f*ckin'

Black Hawk Down?

Black Hawk Down.

f*ckin' Piven.

Piven.

Where the f*ck is Marcus?

Yo, Jeff, we gotta open.

One minute. 20 more chickens, fire.

We don't have anymore.

f*ckin' find them,

God f*ckin' damn it, Tina.

You guys have risotto?

No!

Yo, we good?

Way to keep your thumb up your ass.

Chef, we good?

- We

- Chef, I can't hear you!

We are not good.

What?

We are not good, Chef.

No?

What the f*ck you talkin' about?

What's going on?

Um

I quit is what's going on.

- You quit?

- Yeah, Chef.

- Right now?

- I f*ckin' quit.

You quit right now?

What are you doing?

You are an excellent chef.

What are you doing?

You are also a piece of sh*t.

What are you doing?

- This isn't on me.

- What are you doing?

Good luck.

Yo, Cousin, there's a f*ckin' line.

Are we open or not?
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