06x03 - What's News

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I cleared my mind and spirit...

Just need accessories
for the body.

What attracts you in a man?

Definitely not this.

Miles, what do you
Is doing?

hunting the woman
of my dreams.

hunting, harassment,
it's a fine line.

Not you! Mary Quizenberry. Is it over there
It's in my film class and...

I love her and she could love me
if I talked to her.

So I'm doing a
documentary to learn more

about what women
find a man attractive.

Miles, you don't have to
that, you know how if

behave around
of a woman.

When I tried to introduce myself
my hands were so

sweaty that I inadvertently
I spilled juice on her bra.

Get to work.

What attracts you to
a man?

First: Good hygiene.
The man has to be very clean.

Swabs, checked.
Well, what else?

He must be funny
nice, smart, sexy

and he has to have one
k*ller smile.

wake up, this
face does not exist.

I'm sure he
it's out there somewhere.

Good night, Miles.

Good night, Sabrina.

well i already
I learned one thing.

Girls love a guy
with a camera.

Sabrina, The Teenage Witch
S E - What's News

Translation, Review and Sync:
Michael Lemos

I saw the job ads
related to photography

within a radius of Km, I redid the
Josh's resume and I got it

an interview for him in the sector
photo of a shop.

If you embroider their name on your underwear,
will become his mother for good.

Roxie, when Josh let go
to Prague and stayed in Boston,

for me it was a gesture
supreme romantic.

You are right. He could have
tattooed his name on his butt.

However, his permanence has a
huge ass... disadvantage.

Eventually he will realize
who didn't follow their dreams

and he's stuck here
at Cafe Infernal.

Tormented, unhappy and resentful
of its own existence.

I hadn't thought of that yet, but
thanks for the blame he added.

now i really have
to make sure

that Josh will have the
perfect job.

Josh already has a job, and I heard the
"Infernal" remark, young lady.

She's just nervous about having to
run the place without him.

Petrified. There are tons of
jobs for a photojournalist.

Almost as many as there are for
rock stars and cowboys.

He guesses? got a job
as a photojournalist!

Seriously?
I'm ruined!

Are looking at the new
Boston Citizen photographer.

This is fantastic!

That's great news!
For you too.

I went in there and refused to leave
until someone looks at my work.

Mike Shelby said
that I had instinct

journalistic and
a big eye...

Mike Shelby! the reporter who
won the Pulitzer Prize

twice is the
Citizen editor?

The hero who helped clean
Boston harbor?

fought to preserve
Indian casinos!

Yea!
He's my new boss!

I love him!

Yes, I figured it out.

I am so
proud of you.

Well I'll take you for a
big celebratory dinner.

Sounds great, but first
we have to go through the newspaper

so i can show you
my new office.

you have your
own office?

It's actually more
as a cubicle.

But it's so beautiful. Everything that
need is a personal touch.

Surprise!

Or do you prefer polka dots that
swing back and forth?

Thank you, that's so... when
did we take this photo?

I don't believe you
will actually work here.

I know, and the rest of the time I will
be working on the street.

This is so exciting!
Maybe, in a few years,

we can work
in the Newspaper together!

You know, me as a reporter,
and you like...

Josh, these photos are magnificent.
I've never seen more perfect angles.

Blonde, are you going to play or
to talk?

Both. Please. I'll write
another front page.

Stop the presses!
God, I love to say it.

Ready!

Breenie, this is brilliant!

- Tell me something I don't know.
- Excuse me.

Can't you see we're
working here,

or does not recognize a
essay when you see one?

Sabrina, this is mine
boss, Mike Shelby.

I'm very sorry. It was just...
having a fantasy with writing.

I used to have them
all the time.

But in mine I earn much more
and I look like Robert Redford.

I've read everything you wrote.

So you're the one who's been messing around
in my trash can.

Listen, since you're here, you
would you mind staying?

Is there any activity in
police radio.

do you mind?
That would be awesome...

you were probably
talking to Josh, right?

That would be fantastic. Sabrina,
I know we had plans to go...

Listen to the police radio,
but you have one here,

so, you know, it's all set!
All right, see you later.

Or you can stick around,
if you don't mind

or V
go sirens and eat burritos
beans with the boys.

Bring the burritos and
bring the boys.

So, in short, I ended up sitting
in a trench in Kuwait

with Wolf Blitzer, Morley
Saffer and Jenny McCarthy.

I don't know about the troops, but
I was having fun.

Yes, but nothing beats
the sack race

at Camp David with
Henry Kissinger.

That's right. we ended up with
Mandela and Tutu.

Mike, this is amazing.
I could hear the

your stories during
all night.

Yes, and I think we did. It's time
and I have to go to class.

Goodbye.
I have to work.

That was an easy ride.
I love this job.

What attracts me to a man?
Well, first of all,

your intellect, and apart from that,
the steel butt.

Let's get back to the intellect.
So far, my knowledge of the

advanced astrophysics
it wasn't exactly

a hit with women.

Seriously? Well the problem must
be in your presentation.

Miles, women like to
a man who is strong,

confident and self-assured.

You have to enter a
room, take command and

knock them down with your
male charisma.

I got it,
my Goddess.

Good luck.

And Miles,
smack your butt.

Sabrina, it's four o'clock. You
are you still waiting for Josh?

Yup. You know, since he took over
this new job that

he is having problems
to leave the office.

But, you know, I'm sure that
a picnic will also be

perfect tomorrow...
As long as Josh doesn't mind

that your salmon salad
be a salmonella salad.

I really admire your attitude
positive. It's hard to have one

relationship where a person
have to work long hours.

Don't tell me, but this
job is perfect for Josh.

I'm totally happy for him...

I would only be happier if I
saw him sometimes.

Honey. Josh is alone
starting in the career.

I remember when I got
my first job,

interning for
Leonardo Da Vinci.

I worked hours a day and
my boyfriend, a sailor,

could not stand and wanted
that I resign.

And resigned?

Hi!
Da Vinci, mega genius.

I sent my boyfriend to graze.

Eventually, he discovered the
America, so it was good for both of them.

so i must go on
giving full support?

And I'm leaving.

I know you don't want any
aunt spoiling the picnic.

I understood.
Go.

Sorry, I was about to leave
when Mike picked me up for lunch.

No problem.

Sabrina, Mike is doing a
report on the mayor and

he wants me to go there
right now to photograph.

- It's a huge thing.
- Really huge.

i hate doing this with
you again.

Everything is fine. Look, tomorrow night
we'll be on the show together.

Show?

Remember,
Dave Matthews...

Morgan's New Boyfriend
got us tickets.

I don't care about Dave Matthews,
I will be there to see you.

So I better
start rehearsing.

Mike, see you later. I will find
Sabrina for the show.

Well at least one of us
will enjoy.

Some problem?

I just had a nasty fight
with my wife.

I'm sorry.

Do not worry about me.

I will find a way to
fix everything.

But go there.
Have a good time.

No! Everything is fine. I get it
if you have to work.

Well that's. When I am
working is great

now i'm just
sitting listening to Mike talk.

First it was about the wife,
now he is telling me

that trench story
for the fifth time this week.

I'm starting to think that this
man can't be alone.

Look on the bright side, Josh.

One of the most important editors
of the country considers you a confidant.

I know, you're right. Look, I'm going
get out of here as fast as you can.

At least I'll still find her
at the restaurant afterwards.

I want to make sure you
remember who your boyfriend is.

How could I
forget that?

Until later.

Harvey!

Sabrina! What you
are you doing here?

I live here, what do you
are you doing here?

Harvey!

well that answers
the question.

Morgan, I had no idea that you
and Sabrina were roommates.

- Do you two know each other?
- You could say that.

- We've dated... a lot.
- Is that Harvey?

And the night takes a
disastrous course.

Do not worry now
we are just friends.

I broke up with Sabrina when
I found out she was...

Harvey!

What do you think
what are you doing?

I wasn't going to say that
you are a witch.

I was going to say we're done
when we found out that

We went to different colleges.
Give me some credit.

Sorry. But what
there between you and Morgan?

Nothing else. I met her in
a fraternity party,
we go out a few times and go
for the Dave Matthews show,

as soon as you move your finger.

I broke up with Sabrina
when i found out that she and i

we were going to
different faculties.

I would hate to think that I took it
something in the Spellman trash.

I like a guy who
it's a little dangerous.

Seriously? You know, I never
said that to no one,

but sometimes i like
to drive with just

a quarter of
Gas t*nk.

Miles, there's nothing to
i can say that

will make you more attractive
for women.

Still nothing from Josh. Do you have an
inattentive boyfriend, Spellman.

he has a lot of work
important and I fully support it.

Believe me, as soon as Mike
release it, Josh will be here.

Sabrina, Josh hasn't spent a
moment with you since

who got this job.

If you continue to be so supportive,
will end this relationship.

No, that's it. And if not
we are together tonight,

we'll be together
Tomorrow night.

I'd rather have Josh well
successful in your work that

I keep complaining and
he lose his job.

there's nothing to
wrong to complain.

Nor squeak.

Hey Sabrina.

Harvey!

yes the new
Morgan's boyfriend.

Mike!

and this is the new
Josh's boyfriend.

Mike, these are
Harvey and Morgan.

Hey guys. I want to thank you
for lending me your boyfriend,

but I wanted to make sure that
he didn't miss dinner either.

Well thanks for bringing it
here safely.

Of course he insisted that I
join you, so...

There's always tomorrow night.

Yeah, look, my wife called
and she said i don't spend time

enough at home. she said something
about her needs...

In short, she kicked me out, but
Josh, here, was kind enough to let me

offer your sofa
as long as I need.

This is so sweet. that you prefer
stay at Josh's house that...

in a hotel you,
obviously you can pay.

Yeah, that's the kind of guy I
am. I am a people person.

I propose a toast.

To Mike and Josh. We will,
Sabrina, let's have a toast.

So, is Mike moving in with you?

He got me
off guard, all right?

As soon as I'm done here I'll say
that he can't stay with me.

And the most important,
I will resign.

This has already crossed the line. Is not
fair not for me, not for you.

You can't resign!
Especially because of me.

Sabrina, let's not argue
this with everyone here.

Don't worry about them, they
have other things on their minds.

Why the salt?
I love salt.

Me too. salted plum,
Salted beef, Salt Lake City!

And did you know that salt is the
most important compound

in the human body,
after water?

The reason I stayed in Boston,
went to be with you.

and with Mike monopolizing my
sofa, this will not happen.

Josh, I already feel guilty the
enough for you to have given up

from Prague for me. Just no
do anything rash, right?

somehow this
everything will work out.

As?

I'll think about it. It is not
I put my "finger" on it yet.

Sabrina, it's obvious. Mike is
spending so much time

with Josh because your
home life is unhappy.

You're right! I just have
to find a spell

to bring the wife
of Mike back.

Look at this.
A "Gotcha, love" spell.

Perfect!

They must be kidding.

Let's go with everything, gypsy.
The b*at continues.

This one is for Mike and the
his wife.

They say we are
young and we don't understand.

That we won't know
until we grow up.

Well, I don't know if
all this is true.

Because you got me,
and, baby, I got you.

Love...

I got you, love.

I got you, love.

Okay, here it is.
See you in the morning.

Hey won't you sleep
now, isn't it?

Apparently no.

Please, be
a salesperson.

Hello?

It's your wife, Jannine.

IT IS? So tell this woman
cruel and heartless...

...that I love her
all my heart

and that my love
for her it is eternal.

Right.

Better yet, let
that I say myself.

mind?

I think Sabrina was right.
Maybe this will work.

It's three o'clock in the morning.
Who's playing Sonny and Cher?

Your sister claims that a man must
be confident and self-assured

and must impress women
with his masculine charisma.

Have you ever seen European trash
how does she leave?

No woman with an ounce of
self-respect would do that.

a man needs to be
indifferent, insensitive.

If you want to get attention
of a woman, ignore her.

My frontal lobe is
starting to pulse.

That's because you're paying attention
too much of what I'm saying.

Ignore me, give me
despise...
and I will be hers forever.

Hey, I had a feeling that
I would see you today.

Let me guess,
you will finally me

take to that
picnic in the park?

Mike and his wife
joined again.

I know...
I mean, I'm shocked!

No, that's the shock. now she
is walking in the office

and they are screaming without
stop and put me in the middle.

Now I'm really shocked.
Will you excuse me a moment?

I have to help Aunt Hilda
with a big coffee order.

She often turns things around.

Aunt Hilda, do you have
that help me.

I cast a "gotcha baby" spell
on Josh's boss and wife

and it only made things worse.

This spell only works if
both are willing to

put stubbornness aside and
admit they love each other.

well if they
could do that,

then I wouldn't have
needed the spell.

There it is.

If I could fix the
relationships with a spell,

I would still be with
Alexander, the Great...

He really was...
Great.

Maybe it's not the wedding
of Mike that is the problem.

Maybe it's just Mike.
The guy needs a life.

You are lucky! Here it is
a "Get a life" spell.

Make sure to give the recipient
a meaningful existence

and help you reframe
your priorities.

And now it comes in shape
of tasty cereal.

GET A LIFE

But what if he doesn't like it?

He likes!

Hey Mikie,
give me a little.

Too late! It's all over.
Wants to know?

I think I'll go
go out for a while,

take the rest of the afternoon off,
live a little.

Hey Sabrina,
great news.

Mike just took
the afternoon off.

any chance you
go out a little?

I think I can
we will find a way.

Surprise!

Unfortunately I have a
for you too.

Hey, it's the girlfriend, and she
arrived with gifts.

I love you.

I'm running out of
spells here, friend.

Mike, I'm surprised
to see you here today.

Seems like such a perfect day for
redirect those priorities.

A little while ago I was
sitting in the park,

smelling the roses and,
there, it occurred to me.

I don't need to get one
life, I already have one. The newspaper.

I didn't foresee this.

when i got married
said to my wife:

"The work comes
in the first place",

is my true passion.

I'm a journalist,
just like Josh here.

Mike, I'm not the same as
yourself, right?

When it's not on my schedule
and nothing is happening,

I'll leave. If you need, send me
a message, but it's good to be

- to photograph.
- Listen, with that kind of attitude...

I will probably
be very happy, right?

Now, if you don't like it,
so fire me,

why this journalist
is going to have a life.

Did you eat Mike's cereal?

Sabrina, it was worth the wait.
for that picnic.

I'd rather stay in a blanket
with you any day

than watching Mike take off
teeth black beans.

It's the sweetest thing
someone already told me.

I will make an arrival in the newspaper
to clean my cubicle.

Josh, I'm sorry
about your work.

Hey, don't worry about it,
alright? There will be other jobs.

The most important thing
is that I have you.

you have been so
wonderful all the time.

I mean even when
everything goes crazy,

you just keep calm and
try not to interfere.

That's exactly the type
of person I am.

Thank you Sabrina.
You are always by my side.

And I will continue.

First I take care of Mike,
then I'll find someone

tidy up Josh's cubicle.

what are you
doing here?

Perhaps an "All is well" spell
forgiven" or a "Start over".

No need to be nervous,
I've been out of here in minutes.

Great, because I don't pay you
to stay in the newsroom.

I need you at the docks
covering industrial fire.

I mean I still
have my job?

No, it's just that I like
send people to the docks.

Of course you still
have your job.

Mike, I really enjoy working
here but I won't

apologize for what i said
and I won't stay here

when you're not
on my schedule.

I mean...

that's what i like
on you, boy.

You defend yourself and do
this for the right reasons.

And for me, that's what
makes a journalist.

Yeah well I still have a lot
to learn and, as far as I know,

you are the man to teach me.

Yes, well, it's not
night, how are you?

I will take my wife
for a part and, being the

romantic that I am, I will
go to pick it up later.

hey i want you
Take care of her.

Good people.

I know.
I know.

Sabrina, you won't believe this.
I still have my job.

these are great
News.

Are you okay?

I am well. is that I am
half out of breath.

Sabrina, you have
that help me.

Miles, I already told you.
A smile and good hygiene.

No, today is the big day.
There's Mary Quizenberry.

And here... is the wisdom and
the knowledge that

I have collected
of the opposite sex.

And you want me to record when
she fall into your arms

and you will see the
sunset with her.

Just buy it for me
a coffee for her.

Okay, here you go.

Are you looking at a
confident, charismatic man,

clean ears that is dangerous and
still mysteriously distant.

why do i feel that
this will be a

incredibly version
short of the Titanic?

Hello. I'm... I won't say
who I am right away...

because i am a
little mysterious.

But I must warn you,
I'm dangerous too...

and you could eat...
in this ear.

I think we're done
to hit the iceberg.

Want to have a coffee?

You are crazy? No way
I would have coffee with you.

That's what I thought.

time to bring the
lifeboats.

- Hey!
- Yea?

I'm free to
dinner tonight.

I love a happy ending.