06x08 - Humble Pie

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Sabrina, the Teenage Witch". Aired: September 27, 1996 – April 24, 2003.*
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Based off the comic book series, Sabrina a magical witch and her black talking cat Salem navigate the teenage years together.
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06x08 - Humble Pie

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Well well well,
what's new?

Sabrina, hi.

Arthur and I were having
a little discussion about physics.

To me it looked a little
more with chemistry.

I didn't know you and
Professor Carlin,

or should I say Arthur,
were they together again?

We are seeing each other...
casually.

he was just
keeping me company

while I wait
Dean Banning.

My meeting was scheduled
to an hour ago.

I wonder what
is disturbing you.

It must be something important.

Stop! It tickles!
This too!

- Say it's not.
-I would if I could.

Hi Zellie.
Sabrina.

That's why education
top has sunk.

I love academic life,
and guess what?

I just entered
on the Rector's list.

Sabrina, The Teenage Witch
S E - Humble Pie

Translation, Review and Sync:
Michael Lemos

Can anyone answer?

This article about hairstyle
it's too good.

I love Helen Iverson
using maria chiquinha.

I hope I'm not bothering you.
It will only take a minute.

What do you think you're doing?

checking mine
new facilities.

Like this?
We who live here.

With the possible exception
of microorganisms that

may have come
of the earth's crust.

Or not.

The realtor said there would be
a vacancy here

because someone
didn't pay the rent.

This is ridiculous.
Everyone paid the rent, right?

That! What does it mean that you and
your tape measure can go around.

Everything is fine. I think I will have
to find another place

big enough to put
my radio telescope.

Come back!
Let's throw someone out!

I don't have time for
bureaucratic stupidity.

I have to go to class
advanced calculus

and deal with my
own stupidity.

Do you believe this realtor?

Do not tell me that. They told me
that would extend the deadline.

Increase?
Morgan, haven't you paid your rent?

It's not my fault!

Dad made some cuts and
I had some emergencies.

New boots.

I bought eggplant color
and rust.

So you'll have to exchange it for
notes of or live on the street.

It's true, but in terms
in shoes I'm ready.

I would be ashamed if I knew,
but we have to help.

mismanage money
happens to anyone.

Not with me. I don't have
enough for that.

and who gets
Morgan's spacious bedroom?

Mine is so small I keep it
my anti-allergy in socks.

at least you have
privacy.

I have a companion who sees
my every move.

I don't mind you being
compulsive epilator.

Guys, look, a friend
is in crisis and I believe that,

if the situation became critical,
she would do the same for us.

It's from Morgan
what are we talking about, right?

All I can say is,
under the appearance

- Morgan's surface...
-It's a shallow interior.

Okay...but underneath that
there is a nice person.

That's why I'm going to take
the money I had saved

for Josh's birthday
and lend it to Morgan.

Okay fine,
I'm in.

Me too.

But it will be very tight
for me this month.

No luxuries like...
What is it called?

I remembered, food.

And I from the lifeguard,
the anti-allergy.

Hey.
What are they doing?

Salem and I joined the club
from the Other Kingdom book.

How nice for you.

while you are reading
about life, I will go out and live.

I was invited to dinner
at Wayne's house.

A dinner?
With the dean of my college?

It's just an intimate encounter.

Dean Banning, myself and
those who are very close to him.

well i wonder
why wasn't I invited?

I thought Wayne and I
we were friends.

Well maybe he doesn't want to.
mix business with pleasure.

In addition, you have
a full life.

you have your group
book with your cat.

We may not be the best,
but we have the best snacks.

Hilda, is this really
driving me crazy.

Come on, it's just
a fabulous soiree.

you could have convinced
Arthur to invite me.

Instead you play
in my face and laugh.

Because?
What do you get with it?

Inner peace and a chop
very tasty veal.

The sauce!

-Hilda!
-Hey.

-Let me get your coat.
-Clear.

But if you don't mind,
I want to wear a skirt at the party.

talk to me later
of the appetizers.

Wayne can solve
the debate I'm in

having with the president
from the philosophy department?

This is real crab
or imitation?

As real as my affection
for this creature by my side.

Hilda, do you know
Professor Carlin?

Of course, he dates
my older sister.

Excuse me.

And apparently
this little bitch.

Ashley, could you give me
leave for a moment?

I know it's a little weird,
but you don't have to be angry.

Too late!

Zelda and I have a deal
that we are not exclusive.
Seriously? Well, as far as I know, both
people have to agree.

-Both are.
- Yeah, you and Ashley.

And I bet when she needs
homework help,

you're right on top.

No!

So, already decided
what they want?

I would like a Frappuccino,
but as i borrowed all

my money to Morgan,
I want water.

Looks good,
bring two.

Our!
Dollar tip!

That's more than I got
when I worked here.

What's your secret?

Flirt with any guys
called Clyde, Ervine or Morty.

The money is to help you
surprise birthday gift

that you never go
guess what it is.

Photographer vest.
Medium, navy blue.

royal blue.

Seriously Sabrina,
they are very expensive.

You will have to serve a lot
cake to Morty to pay for it.

It can leave.

Morty, these new glasses
make you years younger.

That bag! ever heard of
of the Endangered Species Act?

ever heard of
of shaving cream?

Hey Morgan, beautiful set.
Where did you buy the bag? It's new?

For me it is. Before that I believe
that belonged to the alligator.

Excuse me.

Quick question.
Why did Morgan buy

an expensive alligator bag
when does she owe us money?

I don't know. maybe have
Was it a gift or...

maybe cheap faux leather.
Fake alligator.

You too
don't believe it?

I'm giving Morgan
the benefit of the doubt.

She said she'll pay us
and we must believe it.

-Any other questions?
-Yea!

If there's a fake alligator,
also have a fake crocodile?

I'm starving.
What are you having dinner?

Corn cream.

-Wasn't that last night?
-And for breakfast too.

I also go through phases
strangers with food.

There was a week that I just
I ate shitaki mushrooms.

Now I'm in the sushi phase.

Sushi is what goes
turn her face.

Hi, someone asked
the special Mount Fuji?

This person right here.

Keep the change.

Thanks!
God bless you.

Miles, Roxie,
want some sushi?

It's the best in town.

I don't believe you
ordered sushi.

I know, I've heard all the stories
about raw fish and bacteria,

but no need to worry
if you pay more for it.

Yeah, our money.

Hey.
What's happening?

Don't say "Hi". you told us
that Morgan was bankrupt.

Now she spends our money
in bags and fish.

Damn it! That's what they charge
why freshwater eel?

This is ridiculous.
I'm going to talk to Morgan now.

Thanks.
And how would she like her corn?

Served to someone.

Morgan, it's me!

You may come in.
And bring your skin problems.

- Shall we have a carnation party?
-It might be.

Look what I bought.
An electronic pore cleanser.

No need to worry anymore
with these things in my nose.

Funny,
I don't worry about it.

I worry about you spending
money in bullshit.

-Sabrina...
-No, that's right.

It is immoral, unethical and nobody
call your nose.

Go when I clean
these pores.

Sabrina, I was hurt
because I thought I wasn't going to pay.

-And why would I think that?
-Relax, it's all settled.

I called my father
I talked about the financial problems

and he said he would send
a big fat envelope.

-Arrives tomorrow.
-What a relief.

If you'll excuse me,
I have to do an aspiration.

I wouldn't miss it.

I understand why she was naked.
I don't understand why there is no photo.

Zelda, I need to talk...

Hey guys.
Just ignore us.

Hilda, you interrupted
my book club.

They can wait.
There's something I have to tell you.

-Which is?
-I can't tell you.

Well, since I have guests,
I will come back.

Your boyfriend is cheating on you
with a year old girl.

Wow, look at the time!
Who's up to go?

Hilda, you ruined it
my book club!

You have bigger problems.

Arthur, that you wanted to take
at dinner, I was there with someone.

We listen.
With a young girl.

just years
younger than you.

Says the cat that puts it
laxative in iced tea.

I like the texture!

And listen to this.

he said you have
an agreement to see other people.

Well we have!
I was the one who came up with the idea.

Hilda, it would be nice if he had
taken me, but he didn't.

-It's all right.
-As if.

don't keep anything
express your pain.

The only pain I feel is
your nails on my back.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to start.
next week's book.

You don't even want to know what she's like?

-No!
-Yea!

Why is the mail late
on the day we expect money?

If we don't get it,
we're not going to eat anything.

I only took decongestants
and a pack of ketchup.

my physics class
starts in set
and minutes.

They go.
I'll keep an eye on the money.

Here's a little present.

-Has the postman arrived yet?
-No!

I wanted him to hurry up.
I want to go to Bloomingdales.

I will try to be faster walking
between cosmetics and shoes.

Well it's better than not having
no goal.

He is here!

My money!

Be careful, don't tear the money.
This is the money?

These are my...
bills?

trading company
of Oklahoma earrings?

Dye?
The check must be here!

"Dear Morgan,
I hope you enjoyed

all the purchases he made,
because he won't do anymore.

At least
not with my money. Daddy."

My God,
he cut my allowance.

I'm broke!

So we are four.

He says I won't win anymore
until you learn to manage it.

I have a lawsuit here!

Morgan, it wasn't
I'm the only one who helped you.

Miles and Roxie too.

Seriously? I had no idea
of how many they cared about.

They do not care.
I made him help.

Even so, they took
money out of your own pocket.

Sabrina, I'm desperate!

I just wish someone had
taught me to stretch the money.

Stretch the money.
This is a good idea.

Morgan, how much money
you still have?

-One dollar.
-Thanks.

where are you taking
my last dollar?

It's none of your business.

You must go out and
get a job.

A job?

must be what they call
bottom of the well.

I'll wait for you.
I'll hang ten bills.

How can I help you?

I don't know. I saw your ads,
but I still don't know what to do.

Well, money laundering,
we press the cents,

and from the first of may
we serve chicken wings.

well you can stretch
a deadly dollar?

Faster than a one-eyed armadillo
on top of a polished possum.

It must be pretty fast.
Here it is, have fun.

If you help, you'll get it
much more and a wing coupon.

Well, I never stretched anything.
Only the truth sometimes.

just grab
the other side and pull.

This money is pretty hard
to hold.

I hate that part.

But I love this part!

It looks like a TV show.

You animal!

It's like I've grown up
an extra hand on the weekend.

Isn't she beautiful?

- She takes my breath away.
-I can see why.

I think I need
give it a listen.

She's a hottie!
I can't believe she's her girlfriend.

It's not official yet
but i'm working on it.

I can see myself passing
the rest of your life with her.

Seriously?
Well, that's what I see!

Nobody makes a fool of Zelda.
Except me.

And we weren't just showing
cat pictures.

I was also talking about passing
the rest of your life with her.

Is that in the deal?

Hilda, we have nothing
in writing.

Your first mistake.
The second was to let him go.

the third is to read
"Crime and Punishment",

watch reruns
of "Law and Order".

Maybe you're right.

If Arthur is serious with someone
I should know.

Hallelujah!
My work here is done.

In the life of who else can I
put me in?

You have our money!

Yea! Every penny that Morgan
owed us, here's yours.

Great.
This calls for a celebration.

I've thought about it.
I ordered a pizza.

I will eat anything
that doesn't have a shell.

Hi, how much do I owe you?

US$ , .

Very funny.
And how about the real ones?

Are they not true?

-I thought it was.
-Here, take mine.

Guys, pizzas are getting cold.
Can someone pay me?

Sabrina, what's up?
happening here?

Morgan's father has
a crazy sense of humor.

I bet he bought money
fake, to teach her a lesson.

It's really funny, isn't it?

-I'm dying of laughter.
-Me too.

-I do not believe this.
-Me neither.

I was so close
of starch and protein.

Well, there's still good news.

The money is fake but Morgan
is looking for a job.

- She'll pay us.
-With what? expl*sive coins?

It's a jungle out there!
I need water and cookies.

-Did you get a job?
- It was very disappointing.

None of the places I went
They fit my standards.

Your standards?
You should suit theirs.

will never get a job
if you act like a parent.

Well, I don't know if I can.
That's how I always acted.

Tip.
It doesn't work for you anymore.

It's not working anymore
for us too.

Yesterday, I ate gum
to chew at dinner.

Morgan, work your attitude
and I'll talk to the person in charge

for this mess
with money.

Finally,
someone will face my father.

Wally, I have a problem.

You and me. It's not enough to wash
money to customers,

now I have to pass
and bend it.

This client wants to know why
the dollar that we stretch has decreased.

I think it's worth
at the
Mortal Realm.

on Neptune,
I would be living like a king.

And freeze your ass.

Can you do something?

My friend drained my account
and she can't

a job because she thinks
better than others.

this is a question
totally different.

She needs a pie
of humility.

a dark brown thing
that makes it modest

and leaves a bad taste in your mouth?

not the way
what my wife does.

Patty!
Come here!

Have a girl here wanting
your wonderful pies!

They're not that good.
I don't cook as well as my mother.

I'm not even worthy
of her recipe.

looks like someone
is eating the pie.

Nobody chooses a pie better
as my Patty.

Sold! I will take it
a pie of humility.

Thanks.

Sabrina, I don't like pies
and I'm avoiding desserts.

But this pie has low
arrogance... calories.

You tried looking
job and deserves a treat.

You look good.
And you are right!

After what I've been through,
no one deserves it more than me.

Certainly.

It's fabulous!

Out of this world!

And much better than I deserve.

You deserve.
Keep eating.

this is starting
to make me feel...

humble enough
to look for work?

Exactly!

I just hope to be on the level
of employers out there.

I'm sure it is.

Now.

Hilda,
I can handle this alone.

Could, where would it be
My fun?

-There he is!
-I know how he is.

Arthur.

Zelda?
Well you look beautiful.

Right,
you big liar!

We need to talk.

Don't think you want to leave
exclusively with someone,

- Should you tell me?
-I was going to tell you tonight.

I know, keep rolling her
while hanging out with that lolita.

Whose photo do you show
to everyone who shows up.

That picture of the woman I adore?

You look great!

See, I said I didn't have
nothing to worry about.

really want to do
this vest alone?

It's to guarantee the gift
of birthday

if Morgan
not get a job

and I have to buy
a vest for Josh.

What about?

fill with candy
and you have a pinata.

Well I did.
I got a job!

-This is fantastic.
-Excellent!

-Very good.
-Congratulations.

Thank you, it won't take long
for me to pay everything.

Great, because this gift
It could be the end of my relationship.

So where are you going to work?

At the Cafe, with you.
Let's have a lot of fun together.

Yes, it will be great.

Look at her. She looks like she was born
to clean tables and serve coffees.

Yeah, it looks like the pie
of humility worked.

Gave a pie of humility
to her?

-Yes, any problem?
-Nothing else.

If someone who eats the pie
find someone who wants cake

cancel everything.

Hi, my name is Morgan and I have
the honor of being your waitress.

-What can I bring?
-I want cake.

No!

Take it yourself.

I will take a break.
I'll be back in three hours.

So the new girl
it's working out, isn't it?
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