this is it all of seventh grade the big
time time to make our mark believe the
trail and that's all I got
are you even listening No
I'm checking my first day of school
horoscope Pisces you're introverted and
quiet but this is me I can't hear you
what's it say it says I need to speak up
doesn't say anything I'm not
embarrassing your best friend cuz you
nailed it hey Franny fix your day I
better work on my smile how do I look
like you're being held hostage do you
realize my class photos look the same
since like forever I need a new look one
that reflects seventh-grade me someone
fooled fierce like a bull crust with an
eagle a beagle keep working on it and
out there yet said said tip Jack what
are you doing here you forgot your lunch
in the car I think subconsciously you
weren't ready to say goodbye
and now you're ready and find all of our
you miked dad thanks for bringing my
lunch but you gotta go I just want to
take a quick peek at my old school oh
please make it fast this has seriously
high embarrassment potential Wow it's
like being in seventh grade all over
again hey this is where my old Locker
used to be why that sucker was always
tricky to open
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what's what's up leo
wouldn't you hear about computer camp
and Lawrence had a program I also
swallow to be embattled a foot fungus
well while you spent the summer applying
ointment I learned how to skateboard I
nailed the 360 ollie heel foot is data
chip tooth
I also nailed the faceplant Julio I met
these awesome skateboard kids at the
park call themselves the dog boys
they're bad how bad how bad getting dark
outside means nothing to them who are
these people
hey I use men who can't afford it to
tape your moose check out how small it
is oh it takes ten each cell batteries
we owe these dog waste do whatever they
want skate wherever they want they're so
cool they don't even say hi
they just do this you mean like this no
like this like this no like this like
this yes really no yeah I could be a dog
boy got the moves the clothes naturally
there how they bleach mine too
right like your mom would never let you
she doesn't tell me what to do well she
does and I do it but that's because I
want and as your friend I'm gonna let
you believe that
well the embarrassment potential is
leaving love yonni
Oh get me out of here I'll be your eyes
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[Applause]
like father like daughter we don't know
a degree but he was like looking at me
things change
like father like daughter from different
returns taking of the best when you take
a mine
change the more they stay the same
the modesty the same
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okay let's buy my new look how about a
pixie cut cute juicy old me
cute the reason my dad confused me with
Gabi Kunkle huge it made the funniest
gift your dad kissing uncle and again
again and again again
let's see you with the Bob chu-young
I've got an idea what if I take the
blood bob and add some pink and some
blinds and some purple ooh I am soaked
here for that and what if I shave one
side Wow I don't want to be her friend
you are
[Music]
morning dad morning said dad remember
yesterday when you kissed Gabby consoles
in front of the entire school how could
I forget
olive keep sending me the gift again and
again and again well it made me realize
I don't want to look like every other
girl it's time for a change I need to do
something different with my hair I'm
cool with that
you're the best I came up with the most
amazing look holy schnikeys
I get it very funny now you can show me
the real one that is the real one holy
schnikeys you won't have to there's no
way I'm letting you do it
are you serious why not because you're
too young and it's too extreme it's like
a peacock got run over by a lawn mower
this is so unfair
as a woman I should have a choice over
how I want my hair to look it shouldn't
be dictated by a man I'm not a man I'm
your father
hey like a mom for once instead of dad
fair enough pretend I'm your mother okay
no yes sweetie pie how awesome is this
hairstyle I really really want to get
mine done like that okay you'll have to
ask your father
my mother would never say well this
mother would I'm an old-fashioned woman
a noodle Hema I thought you're still
sleeping why waste time doing that I
just took my first spinning class the
only problem is I can't get booty shake
out of my head and now unfortunately
neither can I
we thought you might want to take it
easy on your first day of retirement are
you kidding I plan on doing all the
things I never had a chance to ride a
camel do a mud run catch my girl Rihanna
you feel me soon you grandma your life
is kind of just beginning and mine is
over Oh what did your dad do now what
makes you think it's my fault because
your generation - the gas great but my
dad won't let me do it and now you can
see why it's beyond awesome it's sick if
it were up to me I would let you do it
but if buzzkill wants to crush your
spirits and whiz on your dreams that's
his call
pants gonna be so lame I know right now
it's it said remember I'm gonna pick you
up after school it's Taco Tuesday
oh right I don't think I'm gonna be able
to make it because I'm not talking to
you
if it were up to me I'd let you do it
where was their mom when I was a kid
what are you talking about max I was
always the fun mom it's 3:34 max where
you been
been around library library huh
let's see but no not the sniff test
grass rubber concrete you can smell
concrete I can smell your soul you've
been at the skate park haven't you I
can't help it I love it it's the first
thing I've ever been good at nonsense
you're good at a lot of things like I'm
like that's not important right now
you're gonna chip another tooth or worse
break your neck and I don't want you
ending up at a hospital having to blink
talk
I know it's not easy being a parent in
today's crazy mixed-up world but you're
doing a great job and you still manage
to look so beautiful and young people
always ask me is that your older sister
that's so sweet
what do you want I want to bleach my
hair know what why not because I said so
don't you at least want to know why
won't you okay why I want to look like a
dog boy b*at it Fido
I told him as a woman I should have
control over my hair not him
Wow you played the woman card and the
guilt card the anger card so this is so
unfair card hi empty the deck and your
dad still said no he played the to young
card he just doesn't get that I'm not a
little kid anymore the other night I
thought about shaving my legs I'm just
finding out about this now it was a
false alarm
posted it was fuzz for my leggings
I can't believe she won't let me bleach
my hair I'd run away from home if it
wasn't mac and cheese night hey knuckles
with the whoopee cushions get your head
in the game
Hey okay hi can I times for a razor
please that'll be 500 tickets
you only have 497 nice try slick close
enough little man here you go
Thanks what'd you do that my dad says
everything that has to be accounted for
this is a business it's not just fun and
games
the place is literally called just fun
and games I am aware of the irony but
those are my dad's rules I'm tired of
being told what to do all the time you
know what I'm bleaching my hair but I
thought your mom sweetie hurts what she
said I'm my own man why would half in
some countries I'd be on my second wife
it's reminder tomorrow's picture day how
does this smile look like you sat on
something weird looking like all my
others I'm not that kid anymore know
what I'm doing my hair the way I want
but your dad said you can't and you
never go against him well he's never
been this wrong besides he didn't say
couldn't do it myself
no he did not we also did say that I
couldn't have you help me are you sure
maybe you just stopped listening
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okay first we color then we cut then we
shave boy those are some scary verbs
Olive what are you doing reading the
directions you've already read them
three times in four languages niche
looking before my dad gets home what's
gonna happen when he finds out you you
know totally didn't listen to him I know
my dad once he sees my hair he's gonna
love it it's what I keep telling myself
hey I'm pretty good at this I could
literally be a hairdresser let's pretend
we're at a salon okay
got any gossip well you didn't hear it
from me but there's a girl at school
who's dyeing her hair without her dad's
permission so I've heard
boy word travels fast
hydrogen peroxide check lemon juice
check your mom's gonna k*ll you check
but by the time she finds out it'll be
too late
what could she do to me then ground you
take away your skateboard singing her
mother is gold I said she has a lot of
good choices either way where is your
mom she scares me
don't worry she's at the movies what's
it see home alone best movie ever
okay it's ready let's do it instructions
he may burn a little please afraid of
little pain on the other hand we need
[Applause]
[Music]
every one round that jet in your wall
got there probably something dumb my dad
did as a kid
boys times up can't we just see how my
hair looks we do we make a good team a
great team please put in with a
suggestion it says to remove
semi-permanent dye or shirt with baking
soda and shampoo yes what you didn't
exactly buy semi-permanent dye
please don't say about permanent okay
what else would you like to talk about
who is it it's me Dad honey I've got a
surprise for you
I've been thinking back to when I was
your age and I decided to lend you the
money to do your hair the way you want
happy yes in fact I called the salon and
they can take you right away awesome
Sydney I know you were upset with me but
the most important thing is you
respected my decision and that means
more to me than anything
now he's just being mean
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ok Sid we're here so what's with the hat
hi I'm Gia you must be sitting you must
be your dad max and just you know Sydney
could you were here however she wants
Wow got a great daughter dad this could
take like forever why don't you go to a
movie have dinner
maybe go to another movie and eat again
I don't wanna miss a second of this let
me know when a hit record how awesome is
this wig forget the hair head
I want this blue bun lose awesome brings
out my eyes let's go Sydney or pink even
better it's more V it brings out my
thumbs Sydney stop I know what you're up
to you do you're trying to save money
don't worry this is my treat you know
when I was her age I wanted to look like
a dog boy it's a long story
okay please give me some privacy
getting a new look is kind of a big deal
Jenna I need to create a bond get a vibe
going but she's right it's a girl thing
okay okay I'll leave thank you I'm gonna
miss the old look
text me when you're done yogurt place
although there is that new salad spot
Who am I kiddin I'm getting a corndog
bye honey dad she's so Sarah me say
something yo what the world will you
think you
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well the important thing is that you
love it
Sydney go to your room dad for the
millionth time I'm sorry what's the
happ's tell me the Cinch upload me it
turns out my daughter went behind my
back and did her hair the way she wanted
you mean like you did he what I wouldn't
let him bleach it so he did it himself
it was like I gave birth to a traffic
cone you made me feel like an idiot when
you did the exact same thing you're such
a hypocrite wow she's never talked to me
like that
never done anything like that what is
happening your daughters almost a
teenager no you know it's not easy being
a single parent is it Oh mom it's not I
guess that's why you were so tough on me
what I was so mean look I know it hasn't
been easy since the divorce with your
dad not being around yeah he's always
flying all over the world to exotic
places
he's an Express Delivery pilot let's not
get carried away but that means that I
get stuck being the bad guy max and
trust me I much rather be the good guy
mom I know it's not easy being a parent
in today's crazy yeah yeah I'm beautiful
I'm your sister what do you want
b*at it carrot top
[Music]
go away We Need to Talk
while I'm not listening you were
absolutely right I was being a hypocrite
I did the same thing you did right in
this room so why'd you get so mad when I
did it I was hoping we have a better
relationship than I did with my mom her
answer to everything was because I said
so
and now I've become the because I said
so guy no you're not you're not that guy
how do you know because I said so
dad you changed your mind you were gonna
let me do my hair the way I wanted so it
was kind of my fault I know that's why
you're grounded my but that's not
important right now
Sydney this isn't just about your hair
this is about you trying to find your
place in the world seventh grade could
be a scary time I'm not scared I meant
for me I gotta face the fact you're
growing up changing discovering boys not
to mention all the things going on in
your body I know it hasn't been easy
growing up without your mom but we're
gonna get through it like we always have
okay maybe maybe I'm a teeny tiny teeny
tiny there's so many kids and I don't
want to get lost
I understand and I get that you want to
change take chances but you don't have
to do it overnight so slow down baby
steps okay but they're not baby steps
they're cool adult lady steps
love you dad love you too
okay let's get going we're back at the
salon you think I'm gonna let you spend
seventh grade looking like that
seriously seriously right after I take
this
[Applause]
[Music]
grandma are you okay oh I just got back
from a game of people you lost a lot of
good men Oh baby girl it's lit but I
thought you were going for something
more extreme yeah well I decided right
now extreme might be a little too
extreme especially after hearing how my
dad's hair turned out oh you mean big
rant do I really have to be grounded yep
but you're gonna look mad sleek doing it
dad you promised you'd stay off social
media I get it later later noodle mwah
Oh remember when I used to ground you
and you try to sneak out your window and
climb down the tree but I always caught
you not always sometimes once in a while
okay every time but I'm not the same
parent you were Sydney and I have a
special bond mutual respect did you hear
something
not a thing
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01x01 - Can't Dye This
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Series follows middle schooler, Sydney who lives with her single Dad and her progressive Grandmother as she navigates life.
Series follows middle schooler, Sydney who lives with her single Dad and her progressive Grandmother as she navigates life.