11x21 - Call the Cops/Surf n' Turf

[bunniefuu]

- Are you ready, kids?

all:
Aye, aye, Captain!

- I can't hear you.

all:
Aye, aye, Captain!

- * Ohh...

* Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? *

all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

- * Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he *

all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

- * If nautical nonsense
be something you wish *

all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

- * Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish *

all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Ready?

all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

SpongeBob SquarePants!

SpongeBob SquarePants!

- SpongeBob

SquarePants!

[laughing]

*

[waves crashing]

[tropical music]

*

- [screaming]

I wish to register
a complaint.

- [growling]

- [screaming]

An urchin!

- Yuck!

- Hey lady, take your infested
patty with you.

Okay, no need to panic,
Squidward,

It's just a puny urchin.

Everything's gonna be fine
as long as you...

smash it! Smash it!
Smash it!

[groans]

Phew.

[grunts]

[moaning]

- [gasps]
Squidward, I'm surprised at you.

That little urchin
wasn't hurting anyone.

He's still one
of Neptune's creatures,

no matter how small he is.

This is where the magic happens,
little urchin.

First we turn up the heat,

but don't make it too hot.

Would you like to see
a menu, monsieur?

[laughing]
- [growling]

- Ow!

- [chittering]

- Okay, little guy,
see you later.

Good thing he is
a little guy.

Ouch.

Ah!

[whimsical music]

*

[humming]

* *

[grunting]

*

What the shrimp?

Hey, what's going on here?

Whoa! That's too hot!

[grunting]

Whoa!

Wow.

Oops.
[chuckles]

[grunting]

[whimsical music]

* *

I steamed myself tiny.

- Whoo-hoo!
I steamed myself tiny!

Whoo!

This place is huge!

[gasps]

My spatula's huge.

And just look at the size
of my grill.

It's huge!

[bell ringing]
Ow!

[humming]
[soft music]

*

Ow! Ow ow ow ow ow!

Ahh!

Ahh.

[grunting]

Come on, flip.

Wha... [grunts]

[groaning]

[laughing]

Uh-oh, the grill blew out.

Well...[sniffs]
it isn't going to fix itself.

[dramatic music]

That's one small step
for SpongeBob,

one giant leap for...
Wee!

Whoa.

Bob.

[grunting]

Whew.
Oh!

- [crying]
- What is that?

- [crying]

- Hey,
it's my little urchin friend.

Aww, hey, little guy.
Don't cry.

Your old pal "Wee-Bob"
will get you out of there.

[groaning]

[groaning]

[groans]

Little urchin, you are
free to go. You okay?

- [roars]

- [screaming]

[panting]

Yeouch!

[panting]

- [roaring]

- [grunts]

- [chomping]

- Wah!

- [blubbering]

- Sorry, little guy.

Whoa!

both: Whoa!

- Whoa! Whoa!

- Follow the pipes to freedom,
little guy.

I'll never forget you.

[grunts]
Really.

[grunts]

[bell ringing]
Ow!

What is all that noise?

[bell ringing]
- One Krabby Patty!

- Coming right up!

[whimsical music]

- Urchin!
Smash it! Smash it! Smash it!

[all screaming]

[grunting]

- Ah-ha!

You're getting sloppy,
Plankton.

Squidward almost squashed you.

[laughing]

Back to the bucket with ya!

- No! No, Mr. Krabs,
it's me!

[screaming]

[grunting]

Ooh. [Chuckles]
That tickles.

- Well, SpongeBob SquarePants.

it looks like you lost
a little weight.

- Oh, hi, Karen.
Where's Plankton?

- You landed on him.

- [groaning]

- Hi, Plankton.
- [grunts]

"Spongeboob?"
Why are you so small?

Is this a trick?

- Calm down, he's clean.
I frisked him.

- I didn't mean to get small
like you, Plankton.

It was a freak accident.

- Huh?
Who are you calling a freak?

Wait a second.
[chuckles]

Hold this.
[grunts]

[squeals]
[gasps]

You're not small like me,
shorty.

I am a towering half
a millimeter taller than you.

I win!
[laughing]

- Hooray!
- [groaning]

[grunts]

- I'll get that.
- Don't touch that!

[groaning]

- Oops.

- Get him out of here,
Karen!

- Way ahead of you, chief.

- [screaming]

[grunts]

[groaning]

- Cool.

[chomping]

[indistinct chatter]

[spits] Ha ha!
I found an action figure.

- Whoa.
I saw it first.

- No, I did.
- Finders keepers.

- Whoa!

- What's the matter with you?

- Blech.

- It's got my spit on it.

- Whoa!
You can't catch me.

[laughing]

[kids shouting]
- Don't let him get away.

[all murmuring]

- [laughing]
- [grunts]

This is the best
action figure ever.

- [panting]
- [snoring]

- SpongeBob
in the corner pocket. Doink!

[all grunting, yelling]

- You brats get back
in the play area

or I'll your face!

- [blows raspberry]

Bang, bang, bang, bang,
bang, bang, bang.

[laughing]

[humming]

all:
We want our action figure back.

- Ow!

- [laughing]

- Krusty Krab action figures
aren't free, you know.

So get your parents' money
and you can have it.

[all screaming]

- Uh, Eugene, we don't sell
action figures.

- Hmm.
- Peek-a-boo!

- [gasps]
- What the... [moans]

- SpongeBob,
what are you doing in my hand?

And why aren't you back there
flipping patties?

- Sorry, Mr. K,
I shrunk myself by mistake,

but I won't let it
affect my job.

I will get back to flipping
right now.

Hold on there, tiny.

I can't have you working
the grill no more.

Too dangerous for a little guy
like you.

- Oh, please, Mr. Krabs, there
must be some job I could do.

I don't care what it is.
Please, please, please?

- All right,
I'll think of something.

But since you're so small now,

I can only pay you
a penny... a year.

- Whoa!

That's big money.

Ow!
- Hmm.

Now, what could I do
with a little SpongeBob?

Oh, hmm.
[grumbles]

- Personal hygiene service?

[all talking at once]

- Roll up your sleeves,
boy-o.

You're a personal hygienist now.

- Whoo-hoo! Yay!

[humming]

- Ahh!

- [grunting]

[humming]

- Right there, yeah.

- [humming]

- Ahh.

[toilet flushes]

- [grunting]

Whew.

- Break time, SpongeBob.

Take five,
but hurry back.

You gotta start earning
that penny.

- [humming]

- Hmm. Work the register,
clean the windows,

make the patties.

I have to do everything now.

Thanks a lot, "ShrinkBob."

[screaming, grunting]

- It's okay, Squidward.
I'll make the patties for y...

Oh, yeah, I forgot.

I'm too little.

Boy, I'm really going to miss
my old job.

- Lunch rush is over,
Mr. Squidward.

Now, wash those dishes!
- [growling]

- "Lunch rush is over,
Mr. Squidward.

Now, wash them dishes."

- [muffled yelling]

The bubbles are
making me bigger.

More bubbles!

- What the?
[grunts]

- Thank you, Squidward.

I'm big enough
to flip patties again.

[shouting]

- [groaning]

- Whoa!
- [screaming]

[all groaning]

- Mr. Squidward!
Call the fire department!

- No need to call them,
Mr. Krabs.

[grunting]

We'll be there in five minutes
depending on traffic.

[laughing]
- Make a left at the light!