01x07 - Meathouse

Episode transcripts for the TV show "We Baby Bears". Aired: January 2022 to present.*
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Spin-off prequel to We Bare Bears; Baby Bears end up in a local playground in the middle of the night and wish on a star that they'd at least have a chance at finding a new home.
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01x07 - Meathouse

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♪ Everybody sing ♪

♪ Hey, will you dance with me? ♪

♪ Or will you come and play with me? ♪

♪ And now it's time to stop ♪

Our bears have been around for a while
wanders in these forests.

Let's hope I don't faint from exhaustion
they find a new home for themselves!

I hope the box warp

without fainting from fatigue
First we find a new home.

OK, if you're going to pass out,
Let me know.

I want to get it on video.

Are you picking up a scent?

Did you find a medical clinic?

the smell of buildings
can you get

This is nothing. Once
He smelled my thoughts.

"ETHANE"

ok guys,

A Cute But Not Desperate Home
Beg for Operation


It's time.

Hello?

Hello sir
or ma'am.

No baby bears around
We realized it wasn't.

Maybe let us live here
We can do you a favor if you do.

We can create a fun atmosphere,

because we are cute
we are little babies.

This is a pharmacy, not a hotel!

Go now!

Hey dude. we just
we are trying to help you.

"Attention!" I said.

Hey! This is Hippocrates
It's against your oath!

Forget it, Boz.

to live with them
no one will let you.

Yes, because everything
you are doing it wrong.

Asking politely at the front door
I couldn't live here.

You have to be strategic.

Are you staying at the clinic?

But how?

I'm the Crouching Otter.

Squat is my name and
It's also my game.

I'm glad to meet you.
I'm Boz. This is Panda.

It represents the polar bear.

I'm honored.

Hey, free medical
Do you want material?

What?

Come on, go ahead. Get some.

Do not worry.
This thing was free.

Thank you.
But we have to go.

We're looking for a big house
and that's it.

Wait, Pan.

I want to hear more...

Squaw-teen.

Yes, don't squat.

a place to live
I'm great at finding

even if it belongs to someone else.

Is this legal?

Probably. It is a gray area.

polar bear never
did not obey a single law.

I'm going to the next point.

Nearby is a top-notch
I heard it's real estate.

Wow! Very cool!
Hey, can we join you?

No, Boz.

Let us spoil your style
I don't think you would.

Of course you can join.

always new
I am looking for apprentices.

to squat at you
I can teach you ways.

Also free cable
I also know how to buy.

Follow me guys.
We're dying to squat.

Guys, come on.

Don't listen to him.

This is trouble for me
started to give.

Just be tough, Pants!

- This is Panda.
- We're getting close.

I can feel it in my butt.

Listen to the man, Panda.
He is an expert.

Listen to the man, Panda.

He is an expert.

- Yes that's true.
- Here it is.

make us all flesh
Does it lead to a built house?

It looks pretty disgusting
right, brothers?

Meat!

stop.

made from meat products
We can't just walk into a house.

He may have been cursed.

This is a home and food.

Survival
We cut our budget in half.

We hit the jackpot.

But I'm vegetarian
That's why I can't eat any of them.

Veje-huh? But meat
you have to eat.

being skinny forever
You don't want to, do you?

To be fair,
Let's put it to the vote.

From living in a meat house
those back?

Yes.

Opponents?

No.

The meat house won.

It seems that there is no one here.

This is where we can squat
means, right?

That's right, Boz, man.

Look at there...

No rent, totally
furnished and on the market

without ever getting ripped off
We can eat like kings.

Sleep in, guys.

One two.

The best meal ever.

- Looks fine.
- Yes.

♪ Ground beef, entrecote, steak,
stir fry ♪

♪ Hamburger without cheese
and french fries ♪

♪ Double-decker sandwich,
rye bacon ♪

♪ But when I'm really hungry,
potato pies ♪

♪ Eat meat, eat meat, eat meat ♪

♪ Eat meat, eat meat, eat meat ♪

♪ Food makes me laugh ♪

♪ Makes me cry ♪

♪ I'm always hungry ♪

♪ Baby back ribs,
baby back ribs ♪

♪ With my rack of lamb, stomach
I'm cleaning up your sour ♪

♪ Sausage, sausage, cured meat too ♪

♪ Organic chicken and
my mom's vegan stew ♪

♪ Food makes me laugh ♪

♪ Makes me cry♪

♪ I'm always hungry♪

♪ Eat meat, eat meat ♪

Non-meat options around here
do you see?

Look in the pantry.

Hey, do you want to play games?

- Yes!
- The polar bear fell.

Can we play Go Fish?

Go Fish?

This is for little kids
Isn't it a game?

We are babies.

meat eating contest
I say let's do it.

winner with honey
dives in a ham tub.

The last one has a rotten sausage tie!

Meat street kids
time to hit.

Hey, Pants, why don't you eat meat
Do you not enter the contest?

I already told you
I am vegetarian,

So I don't eat meat.

Wait, is this real?
Some kind of sick joke
I thought it was.

Oh no, it's real.
He never touches those things.

You are what you eat.
Panda is not meat.

Don't you ever eat meat?

Even when it's free?
What's the problem?

Planet of the meat industry
on a negative

It has an effect, and I think we...

Planet?

Man, the planet belongs to us.

We are carnivorous food
we are the top of the chain

and the earth is our dinner plate.

Request. Try this.

for once in your life
Become a monster and take a bite.

- I...
- Come on.

Have a good time like your brothers
Don't you want to spend?

Yes, Pan. Maybe you like.

Eat it monstrously.

Me me...

I can not do this!

What do vegetarians eat?
Is it sand?

What if I'm a skinny?

Guys, what's going on?

Hey, Pants.

Here we are a little
We put you in a difficult situation.

This house is cursed
I knew it was.

Save us, Panda.

How should I do this?

Does this help?

What about this?

Come on, Boz!

There must be other ways!

To be honest, this
It's not the worst thing that ever happened to me.

Something got stuck in my ass.

That's it. Doctor.

permanently without meat
all three of you first

I need to take it there.

Them...

I have to take it out.

They will be meat forever

and about it
there is nothing i can do.

The Crouching Otter is right.

I am weak.

Panda.

Look here.

Listen to me, Panda.

Being a vegetarian is weak
It doesn't mean you are.

No, canned vegetables,
that's exactly what it means.

No, Panda. You can save them.

Just why in the first place
is vegetarian

- you need to remember.
- I don't remember?

Is my baby hungry?

Always remember, eat your vegetables
it will make you bigger and stronger.


This is true. I'm strong!

Now, you are talking.

My name is Panda and
I am a proud vegetarian!

Yeah! Be proud, Panda!

Thank you speaking
canned vegetables!

Go get them, Kaplan.

Our time... is running out.

Hold on a little longer.

I can see the clinic.

huh? I can't be.

The doctor is leaving!

Vegetable gods to me
Give me the power to make it on time!

What happened?

polar bear self
thought of toast...

or rather, ribs.

You guys are a classic cursed meat
You have had a case of poisoning.

three weeks of vegetable broth
You will be fine with it.

Something like smoked meat
I've heard of it, but cursed meat?

Come on. That was funny.

If it wasn't for this little man
you would be turned into flesh forever.

Hi everybody.

us here alone
did you carry it?

Wow, Pan Pan!

- Incredible!
- Wonderful.

It was nothing.

I don't think go away
Our time has come, my brothers.

Yes sir!

Wait.

I didn't know you had it
Pants... well, Panda.

You're so tough, man.

I hope we'll see you again very soon.

Do you know? I think so too.

Goodbye!

Looks like meat house protein
and rich in nightmares.

Luckily, Panda's day is on its own.
Saved by panda method.
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