-Okay, it's the last Friday
of the month,
which means it's time for...
-The Couch Cushion
Treasure Hunt.
-Gotta have loose muscles
to get loose change.
-When I press this air horn,
we go.
Whatever you find,
you get to keep.
-Okay, just take it easy, Lex.
You get weirdly aggressive
on couch day.
-That is so not true.
[air horn honks]
-[yells]
-[shouts]
-You snooze, you lose!
-I wasn't snoozing.
-Hey, a rabbit's foot.
No. No, no.
That's a dead mouse.
-Hey, I found
my birth certificate.
My middle name is Wesley?
I'm Presley Wesley?
-Hey, I found a coupon
from the Mooery
for an extra small free sundae.
-That calls
for an extra small cheer.
[quietly]
all: Yay.
-To the Mooery!
all: Spenders!
-Nope. The name's Ty.
Try that again.
all: Ty?
-See, that time you didn't
seem nearly as excited.
But whatever, we just met.
-Okay, well,
it's nice to meet you, Ty.
Question: why are you here
and what did you do
with Spenders?
-Spenders is my cousin.
He's opening up a new
MicroMooery in Harrisburg
and he hired me
to take over for him here.
-I'm not buying it.
Spenders wouldn't leave
without saying goodbye
to his favorite customers.
-Oh, yeah,
Spenders did leave a video
for his favorite customer.
Which one of you is Stump?
-Stump? What about us?
Presley, Lex, and Munchy?
-Oh, yeah.
Yeah, you were
his second favorite.
He left a video for you, too.
-Hey, Lex, Presley,
and Munchy.
Sorry I had to leave
before I could say goodbye.
My cousin Ty is gonna
take over for me.
Hope you understand.
Oh, please,
keep an eye on Stump for me.
-Well, there you go.
Nice to meet you,
and now please leave.
-What?
-Yeah.
We're closing for the weekend.
I have to meet
Spenders in Harrisburg
to get trained
on how to run this place,
which is a good thing,
because I have no idea
what I'm doing.
-Then why would he hire you?
-'Cause I talked
my way into it.
It's something I do.
-I do stuff, too.
-Respect.
-Thank you.
-Wait, so you're actually
closing for the weekend?
-Yeah, it's too bad.
Gonna miss out
on a lot of customers.
Which I'm told is a bad thing.
Again, I've never
done this before.
-Hey, wait, maybe you don't
have to close down.
I just got a great idea
for the Mooery.
-Me too!
It's yogurt you can
blow like bubblegum.
I call it "blowgurt."
-That is great,
but my idea was that
we run the Mooery
for the weekend.
-Could you really
run the Mooery?
I mean, how well
do you know this place?
-We know this place so well
that we memorized
the entire menu
and put it into a song.
-Why would you--
-And it goes a little
something like this.
-♪ Get a whole milk
or a chocolate milk ♪
♪ A skim milk
or an almond milk ♪
♪ A one percent,
a two percent ♪
♪ A soy milk if intolerant ♪
-♪ Whipped cream,
buttercream ♪
♪ Sour cream, heavy cream ♪
♪ Cream cheese,
cottage cheese ♪
♪ Mozzarella, if you please ♪
-♪ Cookies, brownies,
♪ Cakes and sorbet,
root beer floats and sundaes ♪
♪ Ice cream is
the treat I savor ♪
♪ Here's a list
of all the flavors ♪
-♪ Rocky road
and cookie dough ♪
♪ Mint chocolate chip,
pistachio ♪
♪ Strawberry, vanilla, coffee,
Neapolitan and toffee ♪
-♪ Enchilada, quesadilla,
mac and cheese, cheesy pizza ♪
♪ Cheeseburger,
string of cheese ♪
♪ Liquid cheese,
the kind you squeeze ♪
-♪ Fondue, yogurt,
milkshakes ♪
♪ Gelato and cupcakes ♪
♪ Ice-cream sandwich,
waffle cone ♪
♪ You can order
from your phone ♪
all: ♪ Meet the cow
but please, no pics ♪
♪ We'll get your order
really quick ♪
♪ Dine in or delivery ♪
♪ It's at the MicroMooery ♪
-It's probably a bad idea
to leave a business
for the weekend
to a bunch of kids I just met.
But I really liked that song.
You know what?
The Mooery is yours.
Knock yourselves out.
[cheering]
-Okay, don't worry.
Everything will go great.
I give you my double platinum
Lex promise.
As a reminder, I'm Lex.
-All right,
and if this goes well,
who knows,
maybe you guys helping out
could become a regular thing.
-Whoa.
Then we could pay off
Tedward's boat
that we blew up in no time.
-Hearing that
you blew up a boat
doesn't give me a ton
of confidence in you.
But it does make me really
want to hang out with you.
All right, here are the keys
and employee manual
Spenders left.
It was just updated
to cover the giant vat
full of milk over--
-Shh.
You have nothing
to worry about.
-See you later, bro.
-Bye.
-Ah, you forgot
the keys and manual.
-Shh.
Nothing to worry about.
But I am gonna take these.
-Good morning.
Ready for our big day
running the Mooery?
-Can't wait.
I'm just digging
into the manual Ty gave us.
-Ew, yuck.
The manual? Why?
-I gave Ty my double platinum
Lex promise
that we'd do a great job.
Besides, there's actually
some helpful stuff in here.
-Oh, really? Let me see.
Hmm!
We don't need a book
to tell us
how to run a business.
Did George Washington
need a manual
when he discovered America?
-He didn't--
-Exactly.
He didn't need a manual.
Okay, this is our ticket
to us getting a regular gig
and making a ton of money.
Just imagine the three of us
running the Mooery.
Guys, imagine with me.
[with British accent]
-My mouth is so hot and dry.
If only the Mooery wasn't
closed for the weekend.
Whatever shall we do?
[group grumbles]
[angelic music]
-Well, guess what, townsfolk?
You're in luck.
-Because today,
we're in charge.
-And...
it is going to be magical!
Come on in, friends.
[crowd cheers]
[cheery music playing]
-Are you an angel?
-Yeah, kinda.
-Here.
A tip for your service.
-No, I can't accept
this giant stack of money.
It'd be too lonely
without a friend.
-Here you go.
-Oh, my--Cash,
I never knew you were so funny.
-Hip-hip-moo-ray for Lex!
-I am so glad we're friends.
-No, we're best friends.
Shh, don't tell Presley.
♪ ♪
-Blowgurt!
Get your fresh,
yummy blowgurt here.
Is it yogurt? Is it bubblegum?
It's both! It's blowgurt!
Ha, ha, ha!
-Munchy, you're a genius!
-Mmm. It tastes like happy.
-Blowgurt has inspired me
to follow my dreams.
I'm gonna be a heart surgeon.
-This is the best day
at the Mooery ever!
[customers cheering]
-I gotta stop imagining.
My neck is starting to hurt.
-Blowgurt!
Get your blowgurt here.
Yogurt you can use
to blow bubbles.
-Ugh.
This tastes like sadness.
-Blowgurt has disgusted me.
I'm crossing my arms
to show my anger.
-Come on, Cash.
I wanna talk and laugh.
-[mooing]
-Okay, now you're
just being rude.
This isn't anything
like my fantasy.
-Yeah,
nobody likes my blowgurt.
-Well, luckily,
I've got my end under control.
Here you go.
-Excuse me.
My milkshake hasn't
been shaken.
-Oh, no problem.
I will fix that.
Because that is what
successful businesswomen do.
One freshly shaken milkshake
coming right up.
[blender whirring]
[screaming]
Oh, did you want that in a cup?
I can get that in a cup
for you.
-♪ I got, you got me
We got this ♪
♪ I like the odds
when we're side-by-side ♪
♪ I like the sound of that ♪
♪ Oh, we're taking off,
gonna do this right ♪
♪ I like the sound of that ♪
♪ And when things go up
in flames, we're on it ♪
♪ 'Cause I got you,
got me, we got this ♪
-Ugh.
Okay, I finally got all
the milkshake out of my ears.
My fantasy about
running this place
included a lot more money
and a lot less cotton swabs.
-Maybe we should look in
the employee manual Ty left us.
-Wait, the manual?
Where did that thing come from?
I thought I threw it
on the ground.
-You did,
and then I picked it up
and brought it here.
That's why we make
such a good team.
-Okay, if we want this
to be a regular gig,
we need to show Ty
that we can do this
by trusting our instincts.
Not by reading a book.
-Don't mind me.
Just gotta grab some more milk.
-How much milk are you using?
-It takes one gallon of milk
for every piece of blowgurt.
You know that.
-How would we know that?
-Because I posted
the recipe on my blog.
Wait, you guys said
you were subscribers.
Doesn't matter.
I gotta come up with
a different formula
that doesn't cause people
to make this face
when they eat it.
[gags]
-Oh, wait,
maybe you should ask Fisher.
He knows all about formulas.
-Great idea!
-Yeah, then you can
actually use science
for something useful.
-Are we gonna have
enough milk?
-Yeah, don't worry about that.
What we need to worry about
is getting people
to buy more stuff.
-We should check the manual.
-Stop talking
about the manual.
You have good ideas.
Sing 'em out, girl!
-Okay.
Okay, I did have one idea.
If there's one thing
that everybody responds to,
it's the word "free."
-When you just said "free,"
my heart started racing.
-See?
That's why
we're gonna give out...
free samples.
-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I meant free for me,
not for other people.
How are we gonna make money?
-Listen.
Once people have
a little taste,
they'll get hooked
and buy stuff
they normally wouldn't.
-You don't really think
that's gonna work, do you?
-I couldn't help but notice
your "free samples" sign.
-Oh, is that so?
-I'll have a sample
of your strawberry ice-cream.
-Certainly.
-Okay, do you have to look
so pleased with yourself?
-Don't have to.
But want to.
So what do you think?
-Now I'd like a sample
of cookies n' cream,
chocolate chip, buttered pecan,
and French vanilla.
-Coming right up.
-Are you ready to order?
I mean, you've had,
like, samples.
-Yup.
That explains why
I'm not hungry anymore.
See ya!
-Do you have to look
so pleased with yourself?
-Don't have to.
But want to.
-[roaring]
-Hey, uh, Fisher,
I need your help.
-I'm not playing
with dinosaurs!
You're playing with dinosaurs.
-I have a problem.
No one likes my creation,
blowgurt.
-What's blowgurt?
-Is it yogurt?
Is it bubblegum?
It's neither.
It's blowgurt.
I really need to fix this
so we can make
our Mooery weekend a success.
-Oh, let me try a bite.
Whoa.
The spoon is fused
with your blowgurt.
-Yeah, that's what happens
if it sits out too long.
And by "long,"
I mean six seconds.
-Interesting.
I've never seen anything
like this before.
What are the ingredients?
-A lot of milk
and stuff I found
around the Mooery.
And the pharmacy next door.
-Can I run some tests?
-To make blowgurt . ?
-No, to discover
its chemical composition.
-Okay.
-And to make blowgurt . .
-Yes!
-Put me down!
This is serious business!
-Not gonna happen, buddy.
-Come on!
[kids chanting]
Milkshakes, milkshakes.
Milkshakes, milkshakes,
milkshakes!
-What is going on?
-Hey, we'll have our usual.
-I'm sorry. Your usual?
-Yeah, we're the Lil' Tunas.
We come here every week
after we lose our game.
-We're terrible!
-That's right,
we play like losers,
but we celebrate
like champions.
-Milkshakes for everyone.
-Oh, we can whip up
those milkshakes no problem.
Business is looking up.
[tap squeals]
That's strange.
Nothing is coming out.
Presley, can you grab
some more milk?
-No problem.
Problem.
We're out of milk.
-What?
-Still waiting
on those milkshakes.
I don't know if you know,
but nine-year-olds,
they don't have
a lot of patience.
-Just one second, sir.
How can we be out of milk?
-Munchy must have used it all
when he was making
his blowgurt.
-Okay! Okay.
Okay, let's not panic.
We are just a dairy restaurant
without any milk.
We can just explain
the situation to our customers.
-Yeah, you're right.
You got this, girl.
-Me? No, I said "we."
-That's the spirit! Whee!
You got this, girl.
-Excuse me, Lil' Tunas.
We got a lil' problem.
Um, we might be out of milk
at the moment,
so we can't make
any milkshakes.
Can I interest you
in some nice soft cheese?
-Lil' Tunas,
they say
you can't have milkshakes.
What do you say?
[whole team chanting]
Milkshakes!
Milkshakes, milkshakes,
milkshakes, milkshakes!
-I know it's
scientifically impossible,
but your blowgurt chemically
bonds to anything it touches.
-Life finds a way.
So you think we can
make it more delicious
and less cement-y?
-I'm not sure.
I need to run some more tests.
Hand me that beaker.
-I can't do that.
-Come on.
I know this isn't what
you invented blowgurt for--
-No, I literally can't
do that.
I got some blowgurt on my hands
and now they're stuck
to your desk.
-What?
[team chanting]
Milkshakes, milkshakes!
Milkshakes, milkshakes!
-How are they still chanting?
-I'm so proud of them.
Normally on the field,
they're a bunch of quitters.
[phone ringing]
-Ty is calling.
-Good. Tell him we need help.
-No!
We have to make him think
we have everything
under control
if we want him to make this
a regular gig for us.
-Well, then I guess...
you got this, girl!
Whee!
-Hi, Ty!
Everything is going great.
-That's great to hear.
Harrisburg is cool,
by the way.
I made friends
with a state senator.
How's the, uh--
-Give us our stinkin'
milkshakes, lady!
-What was that
about a stinking milkshake?
-Uh, no, that was
a customer...
asking for some
singing milkshakes.
Because we sing
when we serve them, yeah.
♪ Here's your milkshake,
here's your milkshake ♪
♪ Hope it tastes great,
here's your milkshake ♪
-You guys sure sing a lot.
All right, glad you have
everything under control.
Gotta go.
Me and the state senator
are gonna go play mini-golf.
-[sighs]
Crisis averted. Where were we?
-Milkshake!
-Okay! Okay, okay.
If we gave you this blender,
would you leave peacefully?
-Throw in some of that
soft cheese and you got a deal.
-Done.
-Finally, we got a win!
[team chanting]
Blender, blender!
Blender, blender!
-I couldn't get
any milk from Cash.
I tried everything:
singing, dancing,
my Christopher Walken
impression.
-Who's Christopher Walken?
[as Christopher Walken]
-He's a...movie...star...
who talks in this
very specific...
manner.
-Well, that's probably
impressive to someone.
Okay, we need to focus.
We are out of milk
and the dinner rush is coming.
-What are we gonna do?
-I was thinking
about crawling into that
metal vat and hiding.
-Presley, you're a genius.
-Oh, great.
I'll get the ladder.
-No, no, Ty said that
that vat was full of milk.
-He said that?
-He tried to,
and then you went, "Shh!"
-That does sound like me.
-Okay, the important thing is,
is that vat is full of milk.
If we can find a way
to tap into it,
we'll have enough
to make anything.
-You're right. Let's do this.
-Whoa, okay,
this looks complicated.
We should look at the manual.
-Nothing complicated
about "lefty loosey."
-You just turned it
"righty tighty."
[alarm sounding]
-Look what you did!
That's a flashing red light.
-Okay, maybe that's
a good flashing red light.
-There is no such thing
as a good flashing red light.
Turn it the other way.
-Oh, no!
[rattling and creaking]
-The pressure is increasing.
Do something!
[banging]
[rattling stops]
-Huh, it worked.
[metal pops]
[both screaming]
-Hang in there, Munchy.
I'll have you free in no time.
[phone dings]
-Hey, uh, Fisher,
can you check that text?
I would, but, you know,
table hands.
-It's from Lex.
The girls need you
back at the Mooery right away.
-What am I gonna do?
I'm stuck.
-I didn't wanna
have to do this, but...
it's time
for the nuclear option.
And by that, I mean my cutting
tool that's nuclear powered.
[tool whirs]
Don't tell my dad I have this.
Or the government.
[tool whirring]
-[whimpering]
-What are we gonna do?
-Watch this.
I saw this in a cartoon once.
-Not the words you wanna hear
during a crisis.
-[straining]
It worked!
See, everybody?
We have everything
under control.
[metal pops]
[both gasp]
Not a problem.
I have two hands.
[metal pops]
-Donk does not like
the look of this.
Let's get out of here.
-Don't leave!
-Don't look back. Just run!
-Lex, I'm all out
of hands here.
-[gasps]
-Told you it'd work.
[metal pops]
[both gasp]
-Oh, no!
[metal pops]
-On it.
-You guys are hugging
the milk t*nk without me?
No fair!
-No, no, no. We need help.
-What's the problem?
-How do I explain this?
-Whoa.
-Hey, my blowgurt chemically
bonds with anything it touches.
It can patch those leaks.
-Great.
Unwrap us a few pieces.
-I would, but, you know...
[glass clinks]
Table hands.
-Okay, Munchy, let's switch.
-Okay.
All right.
One, two, three, switch!
-So how's your day goin'?
-My hands got turned
into tables, so you know,
the yoozh.
-Okay, do my foot first.
My leg is falling asleep.
-Okay.
-Hey, it's working.
-Quick!
It's so cold, it's hot!
-That's scientifically
impossible.
-Well, it's happening!
-Come on.
-I'm coming.
Okay.
-Hurry!
-One more.
-Ha! We're free!
-Blowgurt, what can't it do?
-Hey, why is that
red light still flashing?
-That's why.
-It's making bubbles.
Beautiful blowgurt bubbles.
Daddy's proud of you.
-We've gotta find a way
to turn off the pressure.
-Okay, I've got another idea.
-No more ideas.
I'm looking at the manual.
-Hey, why's it gotta be
a "man"-ual?
Why not "woman"-ual?
Or "girl"-ual?
-Okay, there's a section about
dealing with kid baseball teams
who always lose,
free sample moochers--
[metal grinding]
-Skip to the section
about the vat.
These bubbles are
about to blow!
[all screaming]
Guys, we have to clean this up
before Ty gets here.
-Whoa. What happened?
-Ty, welcome back!
We had a little trouble
with the milk t*nk.
-But the good news is,
there's no more milk left
in it, so the leaking stopped.
-But don't you worry,
we're gonna clean it up.
-Sounds good.
You may not know this about me,
but I don't really worry
about a lot of things.
-He just gave me an opening.
Watch me work.
So since you're chill
with all of this,
does that mean we can
come back here and work again?
-Oh, no. You're done.
-And our paychecks will...
-Be used for repairs.
-Great, that's what I was
gonna suggest.
01x16 - Moo's the Boss
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After accidentally setting their principal's boat on fire, best friends Lex, Presley, and Munchy create an app to get jobs to pay off their debt.
After accidentally setting their principal's boat on fire, best friends Lex, Presley, and Munchy create an app to get jobs to pay off their debt.