01x22 - Mouth Noise

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Side Hustle". Aired: November 7, 2020 - present.*
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After accidentally setting their principal's boat on fire, best friends Lex, Presley, and Munchy create an app to get jobs to pay off their debt.
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01x22 - Mouth Noise

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- Okay, so first,

thank you for testing out
my new exercise program

of dog petting,

which I like to call pet-lates.

Okay, Presley, your seconds

of cardio petting starts

now.

- ♪ La la la la la la la la ♪

♪ La la la la la la ♪

- Hey, Munchy, what are you doing?

- Oh, sorry, I'm making mouth noise.

I don't even know I'm doing it.

- ♪ La la la la la la la ♪

- Presley, you're doing it now, too.

- Sorry. It's Munchy's fault.

- Yup. When a munch man
melody digs into your brain,

it digs in deep.

- ♪ La la la la la la ♪

- ♪ You need to focus and stop ♪

♪ Singing that melody ♪

♪ Oh no now I can't stop it ♪

♪ Help ♪

- We could fight it.

Or we could sing it.

All: ♪ La la la la la la la ♪

♪ La la la la la
la, la la la la la la ♪

♪ La la ♪

- ♪ This song is still in my head ♪

♪ Munchy, what did you do to me ♪

- ♪ You're not alone ♪

all: ♪ La la la la la
la, la la la la la la ♪

- Yeah! I know this song.

Let me take the lead.

♪ Dadada da dun, dadada da dun ♪

♪ Dadada da dadadum
dadadum dadadum-- ♪

- Dad. That is not the same song.

- Yeah, we're singing
a song I came up with.

I couldn't keep it in
my head for too long.

If you do, the pressure builds up,

and boom!

Your head explodes.

- So what song was I doing?

-No idea.
-Something dumb.

- Come on, this is a famous song.

♪ Dadada da, dadada da ♪

Nobody knows?

This is gonna drive me crazy.

[knocking on door]

- Sorry, Presley's dad,

we don't know any
songs from before .

- Thank goodness you're here. Listen.

♪ Dadada dum, dadada dum ♪

♪ Dadada dum-- ♪
-What's happening?

- You have to help me out.

I'm trying to figure
out what song this is.

- I'm just here to
get the kids' payment

for blowing up my boat.

- Here's the thing, Tedward,

the KidDINGS haven't
been coming in lately.

We can't make money
unless this phone dings.

[phone dings]

Well, that was weird.

Hey, look,

we got a job being security guards

at that music store, Ukulele Depot.

- We'll have your
money soon, Tedward.

Let's go

to the depot.

- Oh, I got it.

- That was nice.

Word play!

- ♪ Dadadada da, Dadadada da ♪

Alan, that song you were singing

is in my head now.

- Yes! What song is it?

- I don't know.

Look up the lyrics.

- I'm trying.

I searched da da da da.

- Well, have you
tried na na na na na?

- Yes, of course I tried that.

- We're gonna figure this out.

Put on a pot of coffee.

[upbeat music]

- I'm glad you're here.

We need the extra
security because kids

have been coming in
and using our instruments

for sword fights.

- [gasps] And you
want us to defeat them?

- No, I just want you to
stop it from happening.

- Aw.

- You'll be working with
another security guard

we hired, but between you and me,

he hasn't been very effective.

- If it isn't my
junior security team.

- I'll leave you to it.

- Well, I guess it's time
for my introductory speech

to my new recruits.

I know what you're thinking.

He's a professional crossing guard

at the height of his career.
-♪ La la la la la ♪

-♪ La la la la la la ♪
-What is he doing here?

Why are people la-la-la-ing?

- Hey, Lex. What are you doing here?

- We're working security.

- Well, good job, Lex, because
you've secured my heart.

- What are you doing here?

- I got my keytar fixed.

Is it a guitar?

Is it a keyboard?

The only thing that's
certain is it rocks.

[La la la melody on ukulele]

- Hey, that sounds
like my mouth noise.

- Yeah, it's stuck in my head.

Maybe if I play it, it'll get out.

- Hey,

I like the sound of that.

- How about a little of this?

[bass notes]

- Tambourine time.

- Hey hey hey, what's going on here?

- Sorry, we couldn't help ourselves.

- Oh, you're going to help yourselves

to my tasty beats.

- Sounds great.

We just need one more thing.

♪ I don't know this song ♪

♪ but I keep keep
sing-ing-ing-ing along ♪

♪ You could sing it too ♪

♪ 'Cause we could never
get the words wrong ♪

- ♪ La la la la la la, yeah
this melody is a home run ♪

♪ Come with me and join the fun ♪

♪ It's a song for everyone ♪

together: ♪ La, la la la la la la ♪

♪ La la la la la
la, la la la la la la ♪

♪ La la la ♪

[cheers and applause]

- We're like a real band.

I can't believe all this started

with Munchy's mouth noise.

- Mouth noise?

That's a pretty good band name.

- We are Mouth Noise!

[cheers and applause]

- Wow, you guys sounded great.

- Thanks.

- But also, you're fired.

- What, for rocking too hard?

- No, for not doing your job.

- It makes sense.

- Hey, I know I just
fired you and all,

but does your band need a manager?

- Yeah, you're hired.

And now you're fired.

Just kidding. Just wanted
to let you know how it felt.

You're hired back.

- And the last thing that

my nana ever said to me was--

- Shut up and listen.

- It's our song.

- Uh, yeah. It's a hit.

People kept asking for it,
so we added it to our playlist.

- How did you even
know about our song?

- Someone took a video of you guys

playing at the music
store and posted it online.

It's blowing up.

Look, everyone, it's Mouth Noise.

[cheers and applause]

- We're famous.

This must be what Zendaya feels like.

- Play it again. So good.

- Coming up.

You guys gotta make this song longer.

It's only seconds

and I can't keep hitting
refresh on my phone.

- Hey, if it isn't my favorite

only band I manage.

Glad you're here.

I just talked to some kid
with suspenders in the back

and set up a live music
night here at the Mooery.

I want Mouth Noise to
play. What do you think?

- We can make a full
version of the song

and sing it here.
-Let's do it.

- If you wanna rehearse,
you can do it at my store.

Just come by after hours.

Security's a joke.

- Yes! Our first band practice.

- Here you go.

- We didn't order this.

- It's from me.

I'm your biggest fan.

Look, it says Mouth Noise.

- Um, it actually says mouth nose.

- Hm?

- Never correct your fans.

We love it.

- Well, enjoy your cheese.

- ♪ I got, you got me ♪

♪ We got this ♪

♪ I like the odds when
we're side-by-side ♪

♪ I like the sound of that ♪

♪ Oh, we're taking off,
gonna do this right ♪

♪ I like the sound of that ♪

♪ And when things go
up in flames, we're on it ♪

♪ 'Cause I got you,
got me, we got this ♪

- Fisher, get down
here with your keytar.

I don't want to be
late for band practice.

- Don't worry. They
can't start without me.

It would be a keytar-strophe.

- Dude, you know
how I feel about puns.

- I do.

- Wait, Tedward,

I got it.

The name of the song we've been

trying to figure out is...

- What, what is it?

- I was hoping you were
gonna fill in the blank.

- Hey, why don't you
just download that app

that can recognize any song.

- That's a great idea.

Now, tell me more about these apps.

- Gimme.

- Come on, Fisher,
we gotta go practice.

We're playing the
full version of our song

at the Mooery.

- We don't have a full
version of our song.

- That's why we gotta practice.

- Yes,

otherwise, it would
be a keytar-strophe.

- You gotta stop.

- Dad, here. Gotta go.

- Let's try this.

♪ Da da da da da ♪
-♪ Da da da da da ♪

[phone dings]

It came up with a match.

It's a song by The Proclaimers.

It's called "I'm Gonna
Be [ Miles]."

- I knew it!

- You did not know it.

- But now I do.

- Okay, it is pretty exciting.

- Ever since I've become famous,

people keep giving me free stuff.

Mostly corn dogs for some reason.

I look like Wolverine

except delicious.

- Jaget, you're late.

- That's because I'm
the band's bad boy

who plays by his own rules.

Spoiler alert:

I'm nailing it.

- Okay, now that we're all here,

we need to focus.

We gotta finish the song

so we can play it at the Mooery.

- Agreed. My first question is

how many ukulele
solos should there be?

Three or more than three?

- Before we start, everyone
needs to hear something.

I sampled some of
Reggie's barks for this song.

[pitched dog barking]

♪ ♪

So, what does everyone think?

- Lex,

I have pledged my undying love to you

for all of eternity,

and even I hated that.

- Okay, how about
we all just start playing

like before, and wait
for the magic to happen.

- Three, two, one.

- ♪ La la la la la la la ♪

[off-key singing, music]

♪ ♪

- Stop stop stop!

This is not working.

- Well, yeah. Jaget's
drums were way off.

- You can't tell right now
because I'm wearing sunglasses,

but I'm sh**ting
you a very mean look.

- If you took off the sunglasses,

maybe you could
actually see the drums.

- Maybe if you decided
if your instrument

was a piano or a guitar,
you wouldn't look so foolish.

- [mouthing] Foolish?

- Okay, well what about Munchy? He--

- Thank you so much.
We do it all for the fans.

- Okay, this is ridiculous.

We are never going to
finish this song at this rate.

- I'm glad somebody said it.

Jaget out.

- You know what?

I can be the bad boy, too.

Fisher out.

- You don't get to say out.

Only Jaget gets to say out.

Jaget out, twice.

- Can you believe them?

I mean, you guys liked
my dog thing, right?

- How do I put this...

-It stinks.
-That's the word.

- I stink?

You guys stink!

-Wow.
-Okay.

- I'm sorry,

but being part of a band means

being open to other people's ideas.

- If being a part of a band

means listening to
people's bad ideas,

then I'm gonna go solo.

- Well, great. I hope you go so low,

I never hear you again.

And yes, I did say that
because I know you hate puns.

- I don't need this.

I have a solo career to start.

- And I have several

corn dogs to finish.

- Okay, well, good.
I don't need a band.

I've got my dogs.

[pitched dog barks]

♪ ♪

They're right. This done stink.

- Amp,

I need to talk to you about the band.

- Sure, but first, let me tell you

how excited I am for
Mouth Noise to play.

- Well, that's actually
what I was gonna--

- Honestly, things haven't been going

very well for me lately.

- Well, if you would just--

- But I've always dreamed
of managing a band.

For the first time,

I feel like my life has a purpose.

- Amp...

Mouth Noise broke up.
-What?

- I'm sorry, but we
can't play tonight.

- This makes sense.

My mom always said
dreams weren't for me.

But you're gonna
have to tell that guy.

He's been saving his
seat since this morning.

- I am so excited

for Mouth Noise to play.

Honestly,

things haven't been going
very well for me lately.

- Mouth Noise broke up.

We're not playing tonight.

- I see.

I'll be fine.

[sobbing]

I just need a minute.

-♪ Da da da da da ♪
-♪ Da da da da da ♪

-♪ Da da da da da ♪
-♪ Da da da da da ♪

together: ♪ Da da da da dadadum
dadadum dadadum da da ♪

- Wait, are you guys friends now?

- No one is more surprised than I am.

- It's really weird seeing
them together, isn't it?

Oh, right, Presley's not here.

- I think it's weird.

No, I actually don't
know who these guys are.

- Hey, you guys sounded pretty good.

- We know.

- Hey, you're right.

This is last minute, but
we have a spot open tonight

now that Mouth Noise broke up.

Do you guys want to play?

- Tedward, it's happening.

Just like the old
fortune teller said.

- I have no clue what
you're talking about,

but let's do this thing.

- Alan, Tedward,

hang on to this feeling.

Great moments with best friends

go by so fast.

- ♪ I'm going solo ♪

♪ Nowhere I can't go ♪

♪ I'm gonna make it ♪

♪ Just Timberlake it ♪

♪ I'm going solo ♪

[end notes]

Thank you to all of my fans.

You've been rocking to

Jess Presley.

Wow. This audience is kinda dead.

You know who
would've liked this song?

Lex.

- Yo.

- What's with the outfit?

- I'm all about EDM now.

That stands for
Electronic Dance Munchy.

[EDM music]

- Munchy.

- I know, it's terrible.

I miss Mouth Noise.

Why did we even break up?

- I don't know. We had it all.

I miss our band.

Both: Hey, Dad.

- Presley, are you giving a concert

to your stuffed animals
and my dance crew?

- Yes.

- That's a little desperate.

But good news.

Since your band
isn't playing tonight,

our band is.

- We're telling everyone we know,

and I looked up slang to
get young people excited.

It's going to be...

fire.

- Later, skaters.

- Good one.

- Thanks again for
helping me out of a jam.

Things haven't been going that well--

- Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.

I didn't know there'd
be so many people.

- Alan, focus.

We gonna do this.

It's been a long road to get here.

How long was that road?

- miles.

- Louder.

- miles.

I'm gonna walk miles!

- I don't know what's going
on, but I'm gonna leave.

- Hey.

- Hey.

- It's been awhile.

- I know.

How's life?

- Just did my first solo concert.

It was sold out.

- Was it in your basement
to your dad's dummies?

- Doesn't matter.

What about you?

- Well, there's a lot of
interest in my dog song.

- Your dog's the only
one that likes it, huh?

- Doesn't matter.

You could sit down if you wanted to.

- Yeah, okay.

Sure.

-I missed you so much.
-Never leave me alone again.

- I feel terrible for
walking out on rehearsal.

Please accent these corn dog bouquets

as my apology.

- Aw, Munchy.

- We just cried and
hugged, but if you want,

we can do it again.

- I very much would.

- Jaget in.

- Fisher in.

- Stop copying me.

Jaget in twice.

- Hello Mooery!

[cheers and applause]

I know a lot of people
are here for Mouth Noise.

- Yeah, Mouth Noise!

- Unfortunately,

they're not playing tonight.

- Boo!

- But we do have a new band,

so please put your hands together

for Dad Noise.

[cheers and applause]

- Hello, Altoonisburg!

This is the best thing
that's ever happened to me.

Follow your dreams!

- I, too, am excited.

["I'm Gonna Be [ Miles]" playing]

- ♪ When I wake up ♪

♪ Well I know I'm gonna be ♪

♪ I'm gonna be the man
who wakes up next to you ♪

- ♪ When I go out ♪

♪ Yeah I know I'm gonna be ♪

♪ I'm gonna be the man
who goes along with you ♪

♪ When I come home ♪
-♪ When I come home ♪

together: ♪ Well I
know I'm gonna be ♪

♪ I'm gonna be the man who
comes back home to you ♪

♪ And if I grow old ♪

♪ Well I know I'm gonna be ♪

♪ I'm gonna be the man
who's growing old with you ♪

- I'm just gonna say it.
Better than I expected.

- ♪ But I would walk
five hundred miles ♪

♪ And I would walk
five hundred more ♪

♪ Just to be the man who
walks a thousand miles ♪

♪ To fall down at your door ♪

♪ ♪

-♪ Da-da da da ♪
-♪ Da-da da da da ♪

-♪ Da-da da da ♪
-♪ Da-da da da da ♪

together: ♪ Da-da dum diddy
dum diddy dum diddy da da da ♪

♪ But I would walk
five hundred miles ♪

♪ And I would walk
five hundred more ♪

♪ Just to be the man who
walks a thousand miles ♪

♪ To fall down at your door ♪

[cheers and applause]

- Look how happy they are.

- Reminds me of when
we used to be in a band.

- I remember that.

Greatest two days of my life.

- Let's hear it again for Dad Noise.

[cheers and applause]

Unfortunately, that
was their only song,

so I guess we're done.

Don't text and drive. Bye.

- Guys,

it should have been Mouth
Noise up there tonight.

- Yeah, we lost sight
of what's important...

-Fame.
-Friendship.

- Right. Friendship.

- Hey, we don't have to stop rocking.

Mouth Noise is right there.

Let's chant their name
and get them to play.

Mouth Noise!

All: Mouth Noise! Mouth Noise!

Mouth Noise! Mouth Noise!

Mouth Noise! Mouth Noise!

- So, what do you say?

Should we do it one more time?

And by that I mean the second time.

- I did write some more lyrics.

- Me too,

and all of our instruments
are up there already.

- And I hate seeing
a keytar go to waste.

- I'm not going
anywhere till you beg me.

- Okay, we'll do it without you.

- Apology accepted. I'm in.

[cheers and applause]

- We are Mouth Noise.

Welcome to our reunion concert.

[cheers and applause]

Let's do this.

♪ It's like a fever ♪

♪ I'm burning up
'cause a fire's lit in me ♪

- ♪ I like this feeling ooh ♪

♪ Like when the bass
plays melody harmony ♪

♪ If we're together,
we'll play it right ♪

♪ We don't have to fake it ♪

♪ Even if we don't
know what it's about ♪

♪ And now that the
lights are bright ♪

♪ Got all of you by my side ♪

- ♪ We'll work it out ♪

♪ I don't know this song but I keep ♪

♪ Keep singing-ing-ing along ♪

♪ You could sing it too ♪

♪ 'Cause we can never
get the words wrong ♪

♪ La la la la la la ♪

♪ Yeah this melody's a home run ♪

♪ Come with me and join the fun ♪

♪ It's a song for everyone ♪

♪ La la la la la la
la, la la la la la la ♪

♪ La la la la la la la la ♪

♪ La la la la la la
la, la la la la la la ♪

♪ la la la la la la la la la ♪

♪ La la la la la la
la, la la la la la la ♪

♪ la la la la la la la la ♪

♪ La la la la la la
la, la la la la la la ♪

♪ La la la la la la la la ♪

[cheers and applause]

- Mouth Noise forever!

[cheers and applause]
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