02x03 - The Cursed Country

Episode transcripts for the TV show "The Smurfs". Aired: April 18, 2021 - present.*
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02x03 - The Cursed Country

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courageous

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fighting for justice in the name of the

king

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adventure today

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day

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the village quickly handy get the fire

truck thr*at form a line from the well

smurf some more water on that tree hefty

clumsy it's flaming up at your left

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keep smurfing

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yeah yeah

perfect

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incredible absolutely incredible

what are you little creatures huh we're

not creatures we're smurfs smurfs say

well now

well well well

i'd say you two smurfs will turn me a

fair penny a penny

all right sire you'll love this one what

has two wheels and flies two wheels and

flies i have the slightest idea

a garbage cart

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that the funniest thing you ever heard

fire

no

no

no

oh

do you like this funny face funny faces

always funny faces

song and dance

oh you sing a little song

you do a little dance it sure beats

getting a kick in the pants

song and dance always song and dance

some juggling

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no no no everything bores me

boring huh he's the one that's boring

you know i'm really very talented

yo pee wee

hmm

tasty

tell me pee wee is the king he's still

bored and if i bore him you know what's

hopeless johan hopeless hopeless

hopeless well i may have a cure for that

boredom peewee i've hired a traveling

carnival complete with jugglers

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traveling carnival huh what can they do

that i can't do

hey

will you look at that a bear costume

boy it sure looks real

hmm i'll bet i could get a few laughs

out of the king if i wore this

i'll just see if it fits

boy this head must be glued on come on

you stupid costume off with your

head maybe there's some button somewhere

button button who's got the button

no buttons what a dumb costume here

martin

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oh

come on pee wee this is no time to sleep

the entertainment is about to begin

and now sire may i start the proceedings

with the marvelous garbanzo family

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it's not working johan this is only the

first act peewee they'll get better

martin come back here

wasn't that funny sire

no

next please

and the final act of this long day sire

is the famous happy troubadour

it was a dark and gloomy day when the

farmer's house b*rned down

his chickens d*ed and his child held him

and all of his crops turned brown

no no no my good fellow the king wants a

happy song happy happy happy oh why

didn't you say so

it was a dark and gloomy day when the

farmer's house went down his chair can

d*ed in his childhood

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i told you johann if i can't do it no

one can sire sire

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a newly acquired special surprise i now

present something you have never seen

before

sweater

what are they

we're smurfs that's what we are

but they shouldn't be caged up like that

where did you find these smurfs well i i

bought them from a woodcutter for only

two crown ah but according to the king's

law you must free them if they can repay

the sum you purchase them for right

here little smurfs give these two crowns

to your master and you shall be free

oh thank you johan

what a miserable day's work two crowns

tell us little smurfs where do you come

from

the forest but our village was totally

smurf totally smurfed how

yeah we're the only smurfs that escaped

but who could do such a thing it was a

smurf that smurf smurf you mean it was

another smurf no no no no it was a big

smurf that smurfs

yes and we have to smurf back there

right away

and we shall help you sire pee-wee and i

must leave immediately to find this

mysterious smurf that smurfs smurf then

i'm going to

i need a little excitement in my life

yes siren

wait wait not so fast

can't we stop now i need some rest and

refreshments and i need some peace and

quiet

here we are thank goodness now i can eat

to take a nap

we have come to ask your help sir

harmony boss these little smurfs are in

terrible danger yeah we've been smurfed

by a smurf that smurf smurf

a smurf that smurfs smurf i think it

means a witch that casts spells oh no

that's not it an ogre that hates cheese

no no that's not it either wait wait we

shall try to find the answer in my

crystal ball

quiet now i must concentrate

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oh papa

he's a prisoner

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he cannot hear you smurfette this is

only an image but where are the other

smurfs and what knave is keeping your

papa smurf prisoner that i cannot answer

johan then we shall find out smurfette

hefty can you lead us to your village

well we're not supposed to tell any

humans but we'll show you the way gohan

good we shall leave immediately

go on take this magic stick on your long

journey if you need water tap the ground

say alakazam and a fountain will appear

really alakazam no wait

hey it works

how do you turn it off who said there

was a way to turn it off

but johan what about our horses the way

will be too difficult sire you mean

we're going to

to walk

walking always walking

farewell on the bus good bye

good luck

perhaps we should turn back johann i'm

tired no sire we must press onward

onward

we made it through sire

at last are we in smurfland not yet fire

but it's just a hop skip and a smurf

from here right across that desert

desert

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oh

and to think there's a nice cool well at

the castle oh i wish i was home

i wish you were too

pee-wee it's time to use the magic stick

yes yes the magic stick

alakazam

after you sire

it's salty salty that's impossible

it can't be

burst wouldn't do this to us

salty all salty

my kingdom my kingdom for a pitcher of

chilled grapes my kingdom for a picture

of chill grapes

ah look look water water blessed water

hi squirrel

hi bunny we're home again

finally well done little smurfs there's

our village what's left of it we shall

find the one who did this little smurfs

i promise

now where is this smurf that smurf smurf

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wow

a dragon

yay

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help stop him he's gonna eat me

mama

sh**t scat go away you nasty old beast

go go

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stand back you overgrown lizard

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too hot to handle

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that's it big fella come on come on

hurry i have you pee wee

oh

thanks you hein where's the dragon i'm

afraid he's gone and got himself stuck

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he's leaving

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where's the king and the little smurfs

oh

put me down i order you i am the king

let me go uh no no don't let me go

help gohan

a poor king what will we do

follow him it's our only hope and his

come on

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nothing ever

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where did you find this old buzzard mind

your tongue sir i am the king ah i can

nothing for kings

laugh while you can but when your heart

and pee we come to rescue me we'll see

who loves lost there are more of you

go

fetch them

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the dragon quick peewee hide

he must have

eaten the king not necessarily come

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how on

that's all that's left of him perhaps

not he could have escaped into that cave

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is this all you have for me 15 measly

diamonds you lazy little worms if my bag

isn't full by tonight that now will

roast your precious proper smurf oh yeah

let me have him pull me at him no hefty

wait

now back to work hey smurfs over here

huh and smart fan

yay

boy are we glad to see you how'd you

find us and where's the smurf that smurf

smurf

wait smurfs it's okay

these are our friends johan and biwi

we've come to help you

but tell us who was that scoundrel with

the whip his name's mano it was mine off

with his big smurf that smurfs smurf who

destroyed our village ah so it is mono

who controls the dragon but where's papa

smurf oh my nope has him hidden in the

cave somewhere i bet he has the king too

then we shall rescue them

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this must be mono's hideaway

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well well well manolo's been even busier

than i thought johann

the tables have turned mon off

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you're no match for me boy now i shall

teach you to dance

sorry but you're not my type

please have mercy sir have mercy lead us

to the king and papa smurf

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papa smurf my brave little smurfs yes

are you all right sire fine johann fine

this is all so touchy

that's the cave entrance just ahead but

you won't get away with this

oh yeah what's gonna stop us mr smart

guy

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yay the dragon

quick take cover

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you'll never get out of here alive never

never never

gapner will roast

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[Laughter]

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but it's only big enough for smurfs

oh

well let's take a look anyway

here they come well hello we found

walnuts hazelnuts chestnuts and water i

uh found these nuts papa smurf those are

snapdragons clumsy papa smurf

snapdragons just what we need to escape

in the name of smurf that's right why

didn't i think of that let's smurf some

snapdragons lots of snapdragons smurf to

it sire help me gather some wood peewee

find a cauldron quickly

but why tell me tell me i'll tell you

later later always later fools you'll

never get past bathner

and if we can get fafna to drink this

snapdragon juice he'll sleep like a baby

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hooray he's eating it how long before

he's asleep

soon i hope

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he's asleep boy

he sure is asleep

uh he's kind of cute when he's sleeping

now what do we do with him very good

question pee wee we can't let him loose

he's much too dangerous

fools there's nothing you can do if we

can only keep him from spitting fire

it is written in the smurf books that a

dragon that can't spit fire is no longer

dangerous that's it papa smurf peewee

the magic stick

but don't tell me you're thirsty for

salty water no no i shall give part of

it to a little smurf who must then enter

the dragon's mouth and put out his fire

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try it papa smith

alexa

i believe right away have courage papa

smurf

soon i'll be free

by smoothness it certainly is dark in

here actually i i'm not really afraid

but i'll i'll just whistle the tune to

smurf up some courage

it's hard to whistle when your teeth are

chattering

ah glimmering oh my that's a real blast

furnaces up there

this heat is unbearable but i must get

closer

i must do you hear anything sire nothing

but the beast's heart i'm afraid

oh i hope papa smurf is all right

smurfette look out the dragon is waking

up

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good grief papa smurf is still in there

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get them fafna get them all

yes yes roast them father roast them

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what are you doing spitfire

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you did it papa smith yes the dragon can

no longer smurf smurf

three cheers for papa smurf

ruined everything ruined

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sooner village movies goodness knew

thanks to all your help thank you papa

smurf perhaps someday we shall need your

help we'll be there johan farewell

smurfs we must be on our way

oh no

more mountains deserts swamps no sire

this time we shall fly fly

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oh what a beautiful sight home sweet

home at la

tonight you shall sleep in your own soft

bed sire yes soft bed and mono full

sleep in the dungeon

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cool him off

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good boy good boy

pee wee tomorrow you must return the

magic stick to omnibus sure johann sure

in the morning

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yes sire are you playing with that magic

stick again

what makes you ask that sire oh just a

lucky guess

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