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attention the smurf players proudly
present an exciting new play the three
smurf guitars i hate plays
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wait wait you smurfs hadn't heard
anything yet listen to this
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that will be fine harmony
harmony
sorry pupple smurf all right crew smurf
that flat over there
yes and smurf it a bit to the left oh
and the other one to the right remember
all the smurfs the stage and all the
smurfs are merely players will you
please smurf up now for the fun of the
touch
now in my place i always say be ready
when the curtain smurfs up because
why don't you watch where you're going
buddy
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why don't you watch where you're
painting
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[Applause]
i can't do it i can't do it i can't go
on
sure you can do it scaredy don't do it
can't
surprise
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announce the show scaredy smurfs and uh
uh smurfs the metal surf theaters uh the
little smurf at the theater will proudly
present the smee surfer with the rx the
three smurf guitars
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don't forget to tell them about the
smurfy job i did and how i handled
everything in my usual brilliant manner
and
oh granny wants me to say
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ah
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picture if you will two great noblemen
smurfing ham who rules in the country
and smurfing tongue
um
and smurfing ton
who rules in the town
and then it came to pass that these two
smurfy families became bitter enemies
yeah bad smurf smurfington
you aussie workers smell for smuffing
hand
yes it was very tragic and
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and it's not very smurfy to throw smurf
berries
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you're a country boy you'll be staying
away from the town of snuffington
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boy that sure is a terrible table isn't
it farmer uh i mean uh but papa i don't
want to be just a farmer all of my
unnatural life nope uh i want to be
smurfesticated and
enough for you
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as you smile daughter it is not smurfy
oh i just don't feel smurfy father but
you are about to marry princess scaredy
does this not make you happy no i don't
love
but i want to marry a smurf i truly love
no you can't make me marry him i won't
no i won't no i
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old town i want to frolic in the
countryside and smurf the flower
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oh i sure hope i catch something smurfy
yep i do
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i smurf a most melodious sound what
could it
you be huh i've never smurfed you around
here before oh
i live in town who are you i'm clumsy
yeah yep that's me i live here in the
country pleased to smurf your
acquaintance clumsy
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that's real nice hands you got there
smurfette squire clumsy we have
important news we come to warn you
there's a smurfington in the area hey
smurfington i didn't see any smurfington
i just saw hey where'd you go huh huh
huh yep sure well
now where'd she go i'll find that
smurfette wherever she may be yep yep
that's what i'll do in fact i may even
ask her to be my awful wedded wife
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huh
what made that terrible noise
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look it alone little froggy get along
oh say smurfs do you know smurfette
sparkman she lives in town
the town well i always wanted to go to
town yep i did
he looks like a smurfy man
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yes oh say have you
a smurfing help
london smurfette's your heart on my nose
there's a stranger in town and they say
he's a smurfing ham
oh well hi fellas hi there uh say uh
could that smurf tell me where i could
find smurf fat
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was it something i said
uh-oh i think i'm in big trouble
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oh lance
what's up smurfkateers uh help yup
that's what i need help sounds like some
smurf needs our help could we eat first
i hate heroics on an empty stomach
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surprise perfection
oh
hey frank
oh
don't worry young smurf the three smurf
katies will save you surprises
oh so you want to play a rough huh
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i told you we should have eaten first
oh thanks for rescuing me tears no
problem young spurf anytime
got that no good snapping m let's send
him back across the river where he
belongs
this isn't funny at all
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where where
oh hey wait for me fellas wait for me
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clumsy clumsy up here
are you all right clumsy oh look
smurfette i burped your flowers for you
oh thank you classy for here
oh clumsy
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no clumsy needs our help
that's no surprise well let's get on
with it i'm hungry
release him or you'll pay with your
smurfs
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uh
what's left of them
oh he loves me he loves me now he loves
me she loves me now she loves me
she loves me now she loves me she loves
me now give us a hand will you clumsy
there must be a hundred of them she
loves me
uh smurfette i just want to say i
come on clumsy come on let's get out of
here
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lucky for them i'm a little tired today
i love that smurfette i surely do and
i'm going to marry her is what i'm going
to do
mary's murfat
but she's the daughter of baron
smurfington
she is
well i don't care she's a smurfian
smurfette i've ever seen and the three
smurfka tears will help you marry her
you will
we will i'm so smurfly how about a
little dinner first oh boy now i can
tell father i'm getting married i'm
getting married he's getting married and
i'm getting hungry
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father father guess what father i'm
gonna get married yup yup and i will be
marrying you
uh smurf fat smurf fat smurfington
that's who he perfects perfect
no swiffingham he marrying a smuffington
never ever ever but papa she's real
smurfy and just to be sure you don't
i'll be locking you in your room
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oh boy now what am i gonna do i've gotta
marry that smurfing tongue i've just got
to
but how
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oh
clumsy clumsy clumsy clumsy
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i have wonderful news i have decided you
will marry prince scaredy tomorrow
tomorrow no father i won't marry prince
scaredy i won't i won't
but why is that my little crimper
because
i love clumsy smurfing
clumsy snorting ham
clumsy ham clumsy smurfing hat
no flesh and blood of mine would ever
marry a smurfing ham do you understand
me
well
sometimes
you will marry princess kelty or you
will marry nobody
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at your
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and
my father lost me in my room and says i
must marry prince scaredy tomorrow but i
love clumsy not to worry spurfette we'll
think of something we could give prince
scaredy a surprise
will there be food at the reception
oh i know could you smurf the tears
smurf a message to clumsy and ask him to
meet me here tonight we'll smurf away
together and smurf happily ever after
your smurf is our command smurfette
we're on our way
oh please bring clumsy back before the
wedding pretty pretty
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greetings clumsy we have a message from
smurfette smurfette oh what'd she say
huh huh she wants you to come to her now
uh unless you'd rather have a bite to
eat first and
oh gee she wants me uh what floor huh
huh so you can smurf away with their
antelope what else oh boy that sounds
wonderful that sounds uh what does elope
mean it means she wants you to marry her
that's what
it does i mean i am yep that's it that's
what i'm gonna do i'm gonna marry
smurfette smurfington and follow us
clumsy we'll take you to smurfette
oh hi clumsy
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i smurfed
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get going clumsy and be quiet
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oh clumsy you're so wonderful oh how do
you do smurfette i'm here to smile
oh sorry about that smurf tears
hmm this calls for some real smurf
genuinely
oh what's going on huh get ready clumsy
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oh clumsy you're so
so dramatic
smell that my little croissant
oh goodness smurf it's my father
so my little pudding pie are you all
ready for your wedding tomorrow no
father i told you i won't marry him i
won't huh that's right yup yup cause
she's marrying me
who said that
no father please i love clumsy
clumsy who is this is clumsy
who are you clumsy obviously clumsy
smurfing ham sir just thought i'd drop
in
and smurfing ham in my cocktail
sounds like trouble we better see what's
smurfing on
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father father are you all right we
didn't mean to do that smurfhead cavs
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you will
no father please please i love him
no more talk tomorrow you will marry
prince candy
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don't worry
we'll get clumsy back you will but how i
have a plan he always has a plan
this disguise should fool clumsy's
guards you do smurf here and keep an eye
out
yo
what is this happening here what is this
smurf in here
but your smurf ship you said smurf him
through the dungeon
earth i said smell them to salons and
not say don jung i'll snuff enough right
away your smurf
that's more like it come lord clumsy
oh are we really going to launch it huh
are we but of course this way my friend
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what is this
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oh gee thanks for rescuing me again
smurfketeers oh don't smurf it a pot
young smurf but now we've got to get you
and smurf that married yeah and just how
do we do that don't worry i have another
plan
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come my little princess
this is the most terrible day of my life
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hi beloved smurfs we are gathered here
today to unite this smurfy couple in
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excuse me
um we are gathered here today to unite
this happy couple in smurfy matrimony
now then do you smurfette take this
smurf to be all awful wedded smurf oh
must i
yes oh well i suppose
how splendid and do you prince scaredy
fake smurfette to be your lawful wedded
wife
i do yeah yeah i sure do take this smurf
to be my awful wedded wife yup
well then i now pronounce you smurf and
white
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yeah leave these smurfs to us the they
smoke the tears to the rescue
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we sure show those smurfs yeah some
smurfs never learn i just wish we could
have smurfs a wedding cake before we
came to the rescue
ahem
and so it came to pass at last that with
the wedding of clumsy and smurfette the
ancient feud between smurfington and
smurfingham came to a happy end
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yeah are you stupid clumsy watch while
you is smurfing oh gee dad i didn't mean
what are you saying to my son
smurfington your son is an idiot and so
are you smurfingham why you uh
uh it is you who are the uh
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i got uh
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