02x13 - The Kaplowey Scroll

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02x13 - The Kaplowey Scroll

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long long ago deep in the forest there

was a hidden village where tiny

creatures lived they call themselves

smurfs they were good

then there was gargamel the evil wizard

he was bad oh i hate smurfs

i'll get you i'll get all of you if it's

the last thing i ever do

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oh i'll get you i'll find your village

someday you will be so well the forest

is still there and if you listen you may

hear gargamel's rage and if you are good

you may just catch a glimpse of the

smurfs

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[Applause]

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i found it at last the scroll of rothko

is hidden in these very woods and do you

know what that scroll contains azriel

the most powerful word in all sorcery a

word that will make me invincible the

last word that the smurfs will ever hear

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roots

gee if i were a tree i'd smurf my roots

underground it's another smurf

clumsy hurry or we'll be late

clumsy

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oh gene

what is this place

oh

i'd better smurf this to papa smurf

huh what does all this funny writing say

papa smurf i don't know clumsy it's in a

very ancient language i'll have to look

in my book of tongues to figure it out

i can help papa smurf i'm an expert in

old scrolls in ancient languages and oh

no brainy i can handle it thank you

i don't understand it

according to the map the wizard's

chamber should be right around here

we'll have to pace it off once more one

two

three

the scroll begins in this ancient

language with the word

top flops up

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amazing

what happened to fly did you see that is

that magic what did happen to fly i

acquired my little smurfs

now just as the scroll says powerful is

he who speaks the magic word and we or

that at which the magic word is directed

against or it will vanish and be

banished from this world and all unto

him who speaks the magic word in

careless anger i hate anger what was the

magic word i know it was

no brainy no

now listen closely muddled smurfs no

smurf must ever say that word again it

is much too dangerous do you understand

yes

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oh big rock

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why do you hear what happened to farmer

he said the magic word

out

ow ow ow

it's murphy route

[Music]

[Applause]

when papa smurf finds out what you said

you're in big trouble clumsy oh yeah i

sure am

a plowy

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you made my trumpet disappear how can i

smash my music

that was music

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my bed

my bed

you smurfed my bed you you lazy harmony

calm down it's too easy to say that word

when you're angry

you're not as sorry as i am

i'll shake hands

i certainly don't understand why every

smurf is finding it so hard not to say

the magic word hefty

i never say anything without thinking

but that's because my mind is like a

steel trap papa smurf always told me

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hey the flower's gone rainy i'm sorry

papa smurf but all i did was sneeze the

magic word somehow i must put a stop to

this i'll have to smurf through all my

books again hi papa smurf hello

you're looking very smurfy today oh

thank you papa smurf i spent all morning

smurfing my hair see you later

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the flowey

oh dear that sun is too hot i'll be

stopping the rain now we'd be having to

water all the fields by hand oh i'm

sorry farmer i didn't think that what's

going on around here

i used the magic word papa smurf i

didn't mean to you haven't been the only

one smurfette oh how i regret having

translated that scroll

from now on we must help each other not

to say the magic word until i can smurf

it away understood

[Applause]

[Music]

must be a way there must

don't forget andy smears the word what's

that hefty i said smurf the word be

careful what you say

ouch ouch ouch

thanks

i needed that i'm afraid dinner won't be

too smurfy today and somehow most of us

smurf fairies dried up somehow there's

not enough flour so there's not enough

to go around well any smurf can have an

accident forgive and forget i say papa

smurf always said

one miserable smurf fairy is my dinner

one teeny tiny smurf berry i'll smurf

from starvation i'll be nothing but skin

and bones you know what i say i say

no brainy

you don't actually think i was going to

say that word do you no no no i was

going to say

louie

a magic word is nothing but a curse and

the sooner i can smurf a solution the

sooner my little smurfs will be laughing

again

maybe i can help it's a surprise

for me

no wait for you grouchy it's a surprise

i hate surprises

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don't

flowey

[Music]

oh i wish i'd never smurf that dumbo

scroll

you've just given me an idea clumsy

we're going to put the scroll back where

you found it we've got to get jokey back

empty and sloppy you come along and

while we're gone everyone stay inside

and smurf their mouths shut

yes it was this way no uh over there

will we ever see jokey again or fly i

don't know

i hope this planet works the wizards

chamber has to be here somewhere else

real we should be right on top of it i

feel it in my bones

oh oh i really felt that in my bones

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this is it this is the wizard's chamber

now to find that scroll

oh now we go that way for about uh wow

clumsy behind you huh oh

see i knew where i was all the time i

just uh didn't know that i knew now

clumsy put this back exactly where you

found it don't worry father smurf no

where is that scroll it must be here it

must be busted us

well don't just stare at me you stuffed

bird where is it yeah here it is papa

smurf i'm going down

there back again just like i found it

[Music]

no it's mine as real oh no

[Music]

it's done papa smurf i put the scroll

back exactly where i've smurfed it good

clumsy

maybe jokey will be waiting when we get

back to the village papa smurf and

flight too huh papa smurf i hope so

sloppy i hope so hmm

what language is this curses i'll have

to look it up in my sourceless handbook

come on

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oh my

the word still has its power oh sorry

papa smurf i have it we must go back and

use the magic word against the scroll

[Music]

it's gone someone took the scroll papa

smurf took him who

parker now gargamel

quickly my little smurfs we must punish

that scroll before gargamel discovers

the magic word

aha asriel the key to the language of

the scroll

k a p n o w e y

k a p l o w e y do you know what that

spells azrael

got molly

[Music]

where was i

i'll show you

cup to flowey

[Music]

me

[Music]
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