02x13 - The Kaplowey Scroll
Posted: 07/16/22 07:49
long long ago deep in the forest there
was a hidden village where tiny
creatures lived they call themselves
smurfs they were good
then there was gargamel the evil wizard
he was bad oh i hate smurfs
i'll get you i'll get all of you if it's
the last thing i ever do
[Music]
oh i'll get you i'll find your village
someday you will be so well the forest
is still there and if you listen you may
hear gargamel's rage and if you are good
you may just catch a glimpse of the
smurfs
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
i found it at last the scroll of rothko
is hidden in these very woods and do you
know what that scroll contains azriel
the most powerful word in all sorcery a
word that will make me invincible the
last word that the smurfs will ever hear
[Music]
roots
gee if i were a tree i'd smurf my roots
underground it's another smurf
clumsy hurry or we'll be late
clumsy
[Music]
oh gene
what is this place
oh
i'd better smurf this to papa smurf
huh what does all this funny writing say
papa smurf i don't know clumsy it's in a
very ancient language i'll have to look
in my book of tongues to figure it out
i can help papa smurf i'm an expert in
old scrolls in ancient languages and oh
no brainy i can handle it thank you
i don't understand it
according to the map the wizard's
chamber should be right around here
we'll have to pace it off once more one
two
three
the scroll begins in this ancient
language with the word
top flops up
[Music]
amazing
what happened to fly did you see that is
that magic what did happen to fly i
acquired my little smurfs
now just as the scroll says powerful is
he who speaks the magic word and we or
that at which the magic word is directed
against or it will vanish and be
banished from this world and all unto
him who speaks the magic word in
careless anger i hate anger what was the
magic word i know it was
no brainy no
now listen closely muddled smurfs no
smurf must ever say that word again it
is much too dangerous do you understand
yes
[Music]
oh big rock
[Music]
why do you hear what happened to farmer
he said the magic word
out
ow ow ow
it's murphy route
[Music]
[Applause]
when papa smurf finds out what you said
you're in big trouble clumsy oh yeah i
sure am
a plowy
[Music]
you made my trumpet disappear how can i
smash my music
that was music
[Music]
my bed
my bed
you smurfed my bed you you lazy harmony
calm down it's too easy to say that word
when you're angry
you're not as sorry as i am
i'll shake hands
i certainly don't understand why every
smurf is finding it so hard not to say
the magic word hefty
i never say anything without thinking
but that's because my mind is like a
steel trap papa smurf always told me
[Music]
hey the flower's gone rainy i'm sorry
papa smurf but all i did was sneeze the
magic word somehow i must put a stop to
this i'll have to smurf through all my
books again hi papa smurf hello
you're looking very smurfy today oh
thank you papa smurf i spent all morning
smurfing my hair see you later
[Music]
the flowey
oh dear that sun is too hot i'll be
stopping the rain now we'd be having to
water all the fields by hand oh i'm
sorry farmer i didn't think that what's
going on around here
i used the magic word papa smurf i
didn't mean to you haven't been the only
one smurfette oh how i regret having
translated that scroll
from now on we must help each other not
to say the magic word until i can smurf
it away understood
[Applause]
[Music]
must be a way there must
don't forget andy smears the word what's
that hefty i said smurf the word be
careful what you say
ouch ouch ouch
thanks
i needed that i'm afraid dinner won't be
too smurfy today and somehow most of us
smurf fairies dried up somehow there's
not enough flour so there's not enough
to go around well any smurf can have an
accident forgive and forget i say papa
smurf always said
one miserable smurf fairy is my dinner
one teeny tiny smurf berry i'll smurf
from starvation i'll be nothing but skin
and bones you know what i say i say
no brainy
you don't actually think i was going to
say that word do you no no no i was
going to say
louie
a magic word is nothing but a curse and
the sooner i can smurf a solution the
sooner my little smurfs will be laughing
again
maybe i can help it's a surprise
for me
no wait for you grouchy it's a surprise
i hate surprises
[Music]
don't
flowey
[Music]
oh i wish i'd never smurf that dumbo
scroll
you've just given me an idea clumsy
we're going to put the scroll back where
you found it we've got to get jokey back
empty and sloppy you come along and
while we're gone everyone stay inside
and smurf their mouths shut
yes it was this way no uh over there
will we ever see jokey again or fly i
don't know
i hope this planet works the wizards
chamber has to be here somewhere else
real we should be right on top of it i
feel it in my bones
oh oh i really felt that in my bones
[Music]
this is it this is the wizard's chamber
now to find that scroll
oh now we go that way for about uh wow
clumsy behind you huh oh
see i knew where i was all the time i
just uh didn't know that i knew now
clumsy put this back exactly where you
found it don't worry father smurf no
where is that scroll it must be here it
must be busted us
well don't just stare at me you stuffed
bird where is it yeah here it is papa
smurf i'm going down
there back again just like i found it
[Music]
no it's mine as real oh no
[Music]
it's done papa smurf i put the scroll
back exactly where i've smurfed it good
clumsy
maybe jokey will be waiting when we get
back to the village papa smurf and
flight too huh papa smurf i hope so
sloppy i hope so hmm
what language is this curses i'll have
to look it up in my sourceless handbook
come on
[Music]
oh my
the word still has its power oh sorry
papa smurf i have it we must go back and
use the magic word against the scroll
[Music]
it's gone someone took the scroll papa
smurf took him who
parker now gargamel
quickly my little smurfs we must punish
that scroll before gargamel discovers
the magic word
aha asriel the key to the language of
the scroll
k a p n o w e y
k a p l o w e y do you know what that
spells azrael
got molly
[Music]
where was i
i'll show you
cup to flowey
[Music]
me
[Music]
was a hidden village where tiny
creatures lived they call themselves
smurfs they were good
then there was gargamel the evil wizard
he was bad oh i hate smurfs
i'll get you i'll get all of you if it's
the last thing i ever do
[Music]
oh i'll get you i'll find your village
someday you will be so well the forest
is still there and if you listen you may
hear gargamel's rage and if you are good
you may just catch a glimpse of the
smurfs
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
i found it at last the scroll of rothko
is hidden in these very woods and do you
know what that scroll contains azriel
the most powerful word in all sorcery a
word that will make me invincible the
last word that the smurfs will ever hear
[Music]
roots
gee if i were a tree i'd smurf my roots
underground it's another smurf
clumsy hurry or we'll be late
clumsy
[Music]
oh gene
what is this place
oh
i'd better smurf this to papa smurf
huh what does all this funny writing say
papa smurf i don't know clumsy it's in a
very ancient language i'll have to look
in my book of tongues to figure it out
i can help papa smurf i'm an expert in
old scrolls in ancient languages and oh
no brainy i can handle it thank you
i don't understand it
according to the map the wizard's
chamber should be right around here
we'll have to pace it off once more one
two
three
the scroll begins in this ancient
language with the word
top flops up
[Music]
amazing
what happened to fly did you see that is
that magic what did happen to fly i
acquired my little smurfs
now just as the scroll says powerful is
he who speaks the magic word and we or
that at which the magic word is directed
against or it will vanish and be
banished from this world and all unto
him who speaks the magic word in
careless anger i hate anger what was the
magic word i know it was
no brainy no
now listen closely muddled smurfs no
smurf must ever say that word again it
is much too dangerous do you understand
yes
[Music]
oh big rock
[Music]
why do you hear what happened to farmer
he said the magic word
out
ow ow ow
it's murphy route
[Music]
[Applause]
when papa smurf finds out what you said
you're in big trouble clumsy oh yeah i
sure am
a plowy
[Music]
you made my trumpet disappear how can i
smash my music
that was music
[Music]
my bed
my bed
you smurfed my bed you you lazy harmony
calm down it's too easy to say that word
when you're angry
you're not as sorry as i am
i'll shake hands
i certainly don't understand why every
smurf is finding it so hard not to say
the magic word hefty
i never say anything without thinking
but that's because my mind is like a
steel trap papa smurf always told me
[Music]
hey the flower's gone rainy i'm sorry
papa smurf but all i did was sneeze the
magic word somehow i must put a stop to
this i'll have to smurf through all my
books again hi papa smurf hello
you're looking very smurfy today oh
thank you papa smurf i spent all morning
smurfing my hair see you later
[Music]
the flowey
oh dear that sun is too hot i'll be
stopping the rain now we'd be having to
water all the fields by hand oh i'm
sorry farmer i didn't think that what's
going on around here
i used the magic word papa smurf i
didn't mean to you haven't been the only
one smurfette oh how i regret having
translated that scroll
from now on we must help each other not
to say the magic word until i can smurf
it away understood
[Applause]
[Music]
must be a way there must
don't forget andy smears the word what's
that hefty i said smurf the word be
careful what you say
ouch ouch ouch
thanks
i needed that i'm afraid dinner won't be
too smurfy today and somehow most of us
smurf fairies dried up somehow there's
not enough flour so there's not enough
to go around well any smurf can have an
accident forgive and forget i say papa
smurf always said
one miserable smurf fairy is my dinner
one teeny tiny smurf berry i'll smurf
from starvation i'll be nothing but skin
and bones you know what i say i say
no brainy
you don't actually think i was going to
say that word do you no no no i was
going to say
louie
a magic word is nothing but a curse and
the sooner i can smurf a solution the
sooner my little smurfs will be laughing
again
maybe i can help it's a surprise
for me
no wait for you grouchy it's a surprise
i hate surprises
[Music]
don't
flowey
[Music]
oh i wish i'd never smurf that dumbo
scroll
you've just given me an idea clumsy
we're going to put the scroll back where
you found it we've got to get jokey back
empty and sloppy you come along and
while we're gone everyone stay inside
and smurf their mouths shut
yes it was this way no uh over there
will we ever see jokey again or fly i
don't know
i hope this planet works the wizards
chamber has to be here somewhere else
real we should be right on top of it i
feel it in my bones
oh oh i really felt that in my bones
[Music]
this is it this is the wizard's chamber
now to find that scroll
oh now we go that way for about uh wow
clumsy behind you huh oh
see i knew where i was all the time i
just uh didn't know that i knew now
clumsy put this back exactly where you
found it don't worry father smurf no
where is that scroll it must be here it
must be busted us
well don't just stare at me you stuffed
bird where is it yeah here it is papa
smurf i'm going down
there back again just like i found it
[Music]
no it's mine as real oh no
[Music]
it's done papa smurf i put the scroll
back exactly where i've smurfed it good
clumsy
maybe jokey will be waiting when we get
back to the village papa smurf and
flight too huh papa smurf i hope so
sloppy i hope so hmm
what language is this curses i'll have
to look it up in my sourceless handbook
come on
[Music]
oh my
the word still has its power oh sorry
papa smurf i have it we must go back and
use the magic word against the scroll
[Music]
it's gone someone took the scroll papa
smurf took him who
parker now gargamel
quickly my little smurfs we must punish
that scroll before gargamel discovers
the magic word
aha asriel the key to the language of
the scroll
k a p n o w e y
k a p l o w e y do you know what that
spells azrael
got molly
[Music]
where was i
i'll show you
cup to flowey
[Music]
me
[Music]