long long ago deep in the forest there
was a hidden village where tiny
creatures lived they call themselves
smurfs they were good
then there was gargamel the evil wizard
he was bad oh i hate smurfs
i'll get you i'll get all of you if it's
the last thing i ever do
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oh i'll get you i'll find your village
someday you will be so well the forest
is still there and if you listen you may
hear gargamel's rage and if you are good
you may just catch a glimpse of the
smurfs
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you tricked me again you idiot box
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i'll stick you in here where you can't
cause me any more grief
there no more dirty tricks out of you
oh get out of my life out of my life
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ouch
i should have known getting rid of this
box of dirty tricks wouldn't be easy
the only way to get rid of you is to
force you off on some unsuspecting pool
but who would be stupid enough to hello
is anyone home
oh
you must be the wise man i've been
searching for who are you
um well i am the humble wizard gargamel
and i've come to seek your advice oh
great oracle oh wise one oh thinker up
deep thoughts and out with it what do
you want oh yeah well
there are these disgusting little
creatures called smurfs for years
they've made my life miserable i've
tried and i've tried to drive those
miserable little blue wretches from the
forest but nothing ever works i've used
every trick in the book every trick
well
do you say you need tricks
why yes
dirty tricks
oh yes dirty drinks
that's it that's it
sorry i uh uh only give advice oh
but for you i'll make an exception
you will
i have here the legendary one and only
original box of dirty tricks guaranteed
to get most nasty jobs done i'll take it
a thing of such value commands a high
price
but i have only a single penny
so
now be on your way i'm a busy man
a box of dirty tricks and for just a
penny
oh this is too good to be true
oh as we held those rotten little smurfs
are doomed now oh i'm so happy i could
love
something's burning
ouch
oh my beautiful box
gotcha
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we must recover that box timers i must
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no it's not nature that's smart in your
soul brainy look but it's so pretty i
wonder what's in it hey yeah maybe it's
full of cookies or barbells or mirrors
or jokes it's locked i'll bet papa smurf
could open it yeah
yeah let's take it to buffalo smears
maybe it's surprised i hate surprises
oh can you open it pop smart paint
patience little smurf's patience
remember this could be another one of
gargamel's tricks
hello hmm
no my little smurfs don't open it it's
too risky
i must fix a transparency solution so we
can see through the box without opening
it right papa smurf right but first i
need some very special ingredients from
deep deep in the forest
i'll be back in the morning meanwhile
no smurf is to touch that box for all i
know it could be very dangerous
yes papa smurf goodbye papa smurf we'll
be good papa smurf
oh gosh i wonder what is in there maybe
it's a dress maybe it's a big surprise
remember what papa smurf said curiosity
k*lled the smurf better safe than sorry
an ounce of prevention is worth the
pound of cure and most important of all
lay one figure on that box and i'll tell
oh
all i can think about is what's in that
box maybe i'll fall asleep if i count
cases one two three four five six seven
eight
22 23 24 25
209 210 oh you smurfy box you 211
565 566
oh if only i could open those books
i have to know what's in that box after
all i am papa smurf's assistant
um uh i demand to know what you're all
doing here the same thing you're doing
here brainy smurf me uh well uh but i'm
papa smurf's assistant so i should open
the box oh no you don't brainy i'm the
strongest so i should open it
if you were a gentleman you'd know that
i should be the first if you were as
hungry as i am you'd know that i should
be the first come on
why don't you all open the box together
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oh you think you're tough huh
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come on smurfs i need more weight
it's empty i hate empty
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wait until papa smurf finds out you
disobeyed his orders
i hope this teaches all of you a lesson
if only you had listened to me you
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i didn't want a pretty new dress anyhow
i could explain everything i think hey
wait
oh wait i didn't do it
what
very funny vanity smurf laugh this off
that does it take that and fat and fat
has to be around here somewhere as real
what's that
smurfs i hear smurfs
i see smurfs
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follow him
follow him
help it's gargamel
yeah
eureka i found it
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this is such
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my precious box
which but where are the dirty tricks
ouch
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now i have you now i have you all
something dreadful has happened hello
everyone's gone
and so is the box gargamel so he's at
the bottom of all this i only hope i'm
not too late tonight asriel we dine in
style with stew alice smacks
asriel don't play with your food
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thanks murphy there's still time now to
bring our delicacy to a rapid boil with
all of these ingredients i may be able
to turn cardamom stew into a
transparency solution
be ready to move
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yeah
perfect
now for the main course
they're gone above it but that's
impossible and then they were just here
now
run
my nose it's gone my beautiful nose all
gone
i can't see you but i know you're here
somewhere and you won't get away
oh no
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wait wait wait i can explain that i
didn't mean to stuff you back in that
box it it it was an accident
you believe that don't you
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i hope you smurfs have learned a lesson
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oh a smurf good
and for once i think gargamel has
learned a lesson too
oh i'm sorry i'm sorry no more tricks i
promise please i won't do it again
please
no no no no stop no stop no please
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