03x04 - The First Telesmurf/Handy's Kite

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03x04 - The First Telesmurf/Handy's Kite

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if my new experimental melon seeds work

farmer will soon have enough smurf

melons to feed the whole village for a

year if you're correct papa smell it'll

make up for that scrawny smurf berry

patch

i hate smurf melons well you can always

get to eat your shire

i hate sharing joe you see how it's done

my little smurfs uh yes papa smurf

lazy's asleep already

sure sounds like it

other smart times are wasting i have to

go back to the village but rouchy and

clumsy are good helpers and what do i do

with lazy

just roll him over if he gets too loud

i hate snoring

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[Laughter]

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oh gosh this old vine snores louder you

don't know

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that snores

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oh my beautiful flowers

bar there's no smurf in this thing i'll

smurf it you take lazy back to the

village hello

hello hello

farmer where are you

i'm here at my farm who is this and

where are you this is handy in the

village this is amazing

this is truly amazing andy are you

scruffing under this weed somewhere come

here hefty i want you

oh no the vine ain't handy hang on andy

i'll smurf you

leave me about a smurfs house i must be

smurfing

andy hefty where are you we're here papa

smurf where is here

behind you

oh okay

there you are we have to do something

about this smurf melon vine and fast

right papa smurf i can get some smurfs

and chop it down well we do need the

melons but it seems my smurfmelt

experiment got out of hand you're a

genius papa smurf how did you do it uh

well i was talking to farmer and and

he's way out there on the farm amazing

papa smurf this will be my smurfiest

invention yet i'll call it the telesmurf

the talisman

[Applause]

look baby pretty soon you'll be able to

talk with smurfs all over the world

don't be ridiculous dreamy all the

smurfs in the world are right here well

well i see handy stella smurf is

smurfing right along if you ask me papa

smurf it's absolutely ugly all those

poles and vines blocking out the sky

[Music]

now two drops of blood of the movie very

carefully oh this stuff is so costly as

real

but mama says it's perfume to those

rotten little scrubs

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[Applause]

oh it's only you

for a moment i thought i heard those

miserable

smurfs

quiet quiet you fool you'll scare them

away

i was right they can't resist the smell

house murphy my turn

to my trap you'll never reach my roof

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some kind of a smurf tunnel

very clever for creatures that are

basically stupid stupid what do you call

calling stupid brainy i didn't say that

gotcha i wonder how many jokey is this

one of your dumb tricks

oh so that's it a talking tube this vine

is hollow and those voices must be

coming from guess where austrian man

from the smurf village you idiot

this telus earth is getting to be

ridiculous and besides the noise is

driving me crazy

may i call your attention to the fact

that while our little smurfs are

chattering away on the telescope they

are totally ignoring their chores what

worries me is that it's baby smurfs nap

time that baby can't go to sleep with

all this noise

harmony play the shush-up call and play

it loud

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now hear this every smurf all this

talking at once is keeping baby smurf

awake also it's giving me a headache

so here's the way the telescope is going

to work from now on

just keep on talking papa smurf you

notice as we head his voice is

brainy

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bad language will have his vines removed

is that perfectly clear

sorry about that

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you mean vanity one sprayer trousers

operator i have an emergency call to

smurf sorry greedy the vine is busy

sorry vanity your three minutes are up i

can connect you now greedy

[Music]

[Applause]

brainy i thought it was my turn after

vanity oh no you don't it's my turn

greedy baby smurf is hungry i'm a smurf

i'm coming home now greedy did you want

to all right that does it papa smurf

says i'm the official operator and

whoever you are i'm gonna

oh no papa smurf what have i done i

sympathize with your problem brady so

since it's getting dark anyway i want

you to close the telescope till morning

now good night my little smurfs have a

smurf i didn't mean good night frankie

good night papa smurf good night

good night murphy i hate good nights

[Music]

curses those detestable little creatures

have gone to sleep austrian

oh well i might as well catch 40 winks

myself

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your knocking and hollering certainly

did the job okay smurfs come down the

vine

[Music]

no just go out where that big bear is

leaving and throw back the blossoms

right papa smurf

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well maybe i'll try cooking frica's ears

papa smurf help it's gargamel

[Music]

don't be alarmed my little smurfs carmel

is too afraid of the animals to walk

through the forest at night andy says

the telescope has reached parker bell's

bubble and what you heard was just

cargamel talking in his sleep

eat your smurf kebab yell

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all before

you see no more gargamel pop smurf we're

a hefty tracker and farmer

oh i sent them out to find that snoring

bear

gargamel

oh no

i might have sent those brave little

smurfs into a trap

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seems like we've been smurfing all night

do you see the bear

[Music]

he's really covered over with these

blossoms which way is his head here it

is

hey

spurf those blossoms off his big long

nose big long nose

a smurf as real quickly it's

gargamel oh

blast this stupid vine oh you could

there they go austrian

whatever we do we mustn't lead them to

the village wherever you go you stupid

smurfs all i have to do is follow your

idiotic little voices

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up

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you stupid cat where are you

huh

that wasn't a bear we heard snoring it

was i know it was gargamel

[Music]

now hear this all you subscribers

because no smurf has been able to sleep

for two days except for lazy papa smurf

has given every smurf the day off

now that i have your attention i'm gonna

read you the new rules for the proper

use of the telesperm

[Music]

now for the first rule what's that

that's enough as the end of the

telesmith

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isn't silent smurfy

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your wannabe wave I still wanna be with

her ages and we're wandering heroes

never afraid

no one defeats tonight and this one

don't wanna be with they're on their way

I think I'm a 1 me too

why is gonna be delicious beautiful

isn't it painter did it for me all this

business is truly childish of course it

has redeeming social value by how

beautiful they are takes me back to my

youth hmm correctly and that Smurfette

is a clock party anyway what does it do

it flies Smurfette you'll go ahead and

laugh you'll see oh just fly like a bird

to say a little ocean of air to start

off your faraway lands I wonder just one

oh gosh Andy thanks a lot

my pleasure clumsy I appreciate this and

the Andy greenie has a dream will tell

me about it oh gosh

I'm real sorry grouchy guess I just

wasn't looking where I was going dear

you can have mine I hate mine it's such

a capability why of course I can my

experience with the clock Varkey and the

wing has already proven that as the axis

of the plane is equal to the lip perhaps

again wealthy what are we waiting for

I wonder if you would mind taking this

kite over for a while

Marie Papa Smurf I really must return to

the laboratory my word it sure is big Oh

watch where you're going oh sorry buddy

said what's going on dreamy and maybe a

finishing York a dreamy NZ what about me

that's alright

these things happen I want to thank you

all for the help

especially UK fliers without your screen

we could never lunch I'm gonna fly I

can't believe I'm in this basket amazing

alright let's move it

oh my gosh I don't know Smurfette I

don't know Oh a smurf will be k*lled Oh

Smurf up oh gee Oh

sure is beautiful down there wonder if

we can reach the moon

I don't know I'm freezing to death just

be quiet

oh gee sure is beautiful up here

we're almost there

well whatever ition have we here if I am

to believe my senses it's a kite

handi is a very resourceful Smurf Smurfs

Smurfs this indeed is a fortuitous night

how do you think think think yes I

suppose I could make gold but more

valuable and golds the secret of a

Smurfs more valuable than gold the

contents of purpose were sports more

valuable than the books the contents of

the Smurfs mind if you wish to see your

little Smurfs again come to my castle

alone bring all of your books and all of

your nuts officer there's nothing I can

do I pack up my books and maps and leave

immediately ft see to it that all of my

books are removed from the library while

I draft a reply yes Papa Smurf

are you sure d*ed agree to your demands

it will take three days in return you

will free the four smurfs you hold

prisoner signed papa smurf the fool who

still believes gentlemen keep their

words

and I especially want you to be good

Penn State I hear I want you all to give

hefty the same respect you would give to

me if rainy and eat dreamy and clumsy do

not return in six days you may send a

scouting party and now my little Smurfs

farewell it is a rare and all your thing

you do my friends I don't care what

Thomas Murph said we must do something

buts perfect please you know I Papa

Smurf said well I'm going be careful no

my friends you must go no father

you've already done more than friendship

demands go down and they chirp even

yes right over there will do nicely

you've acted wisely my little friend I

am NOT your friend I am doing what I

agreed to do ah yes our agreement as you

well know an agreement is only as good

as those who choose to honor it

I have honoured my part of the bargain

myself in the books in exchange for

their freedom

what's this visitors what have we here

hello we need lodging for the nights we

can pay be done you are not welcome here

be dragons upon you

well he's a fine fellow I tell you

Johann people just don't have any

manners anymore a nerve of that name now

let's make some gold I know someone who

has the formula I were someone my

godchild Gargamel most inhospitable

what's that

believe it Smurfette's what are you

doing here the goal of the man the man

the yes that's it and now have add two

drops of Betelgeuse never but but

Godfather I must tell my it run to nest

I'll read you mix oh yes yes of course

Godfather but but but I must tell you

quiet now and three drops of onion oil

yeah but Uncle I quiet 1 2 3 there you

idiot we'll all be dead long before

there's any colds

perfect a moment we will have unraveled

the secret of the philosopher's stone in

these three Smurfs will be worth their

weight in gold lower away Gargamel

Godfather I've been trying to tell you

that there won't be any gold it takes

six Smurfs

I'll show you

ill-advised swing back senorita

farewell Papa Smurf I shall leave your

books with HMDA bus thank you both my

friends safe journey hey Jenny Papa

Smurf I hope you like this kind of

nature why thank you can see it's very

nice too bad we don't have any string

pretty short kite season if you ask me

no one is asking you Freddy

oh and dreamy there's always next year

yeah we'll even bigger stars
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