03x08 - Born Rotten/The Tear of a Smurf

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03x08 - Born Rotten/The Tear of a Smurf

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you were right

they're coming just like you said they

would and I saw that first one go to bed

now we've three more days to weaken and

a lot of work to do tomorrow good night

oh well I hate you you how I despise

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anybody in there what do you want

Josh three more days what a long long

long time to wait at last it has finally

arrived I had to wait such a long long

long time

beggin arrest is pardon but the steppes

of Central Asia is a fur piece away in a

long journey to I my dad know and it

must be quite a long way back to me next

on last has BN at long last

oh no no no baby Smurf hey that looks

almost as smurfy as I do

oh no no you can't burn only two more

days and send me three more houses to

decorate an ode to the Stars once every

12 years they come bang stars on the Run

will celebrate but now we wait as all of

us anticipate in two more days the Stars

will come those flying stars on the run

we'll celebrate we'll have such fun

till then there's so much to be done

ah the instructions but the fools this

is written in Tibetan ease I'll I'll

have to translate and there's so much to

do handy thank smurfness you remembered

about the ceremonial flame holder Oh

smurfness you remembered about the

decorations

I hate decorations want one k meadow

that is rotten there the translation is

done the evening star has already

appeared so little time and so much to

do

okay Yama Katzenjammer touch this egg

and make it sour Okayama Tibetan lama

crush this egg and make it foul only one

more day to wait only one more day only

one more day is right three meet an

office person everything has to be ready

before we go

I know that you know but it's my purse

purse self-appointed assistant it is

Mike what kind of an egg is that ready

well it's obviously uh oh no no it isn't

that

well it could be uh no no it couldn't be

that either well whatever it is I found

it I hate it oh wait a Baathist first

seize this fine especially when I tell

him I found it not yet not yet but soon

know brainy I've never seen anything

like this people never in my long

experience as an aid lover and bird

watcher have I ever seen an egg covered

with stars the stars oh yes let's retain

from from the stars a kingdom daughters

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could be a greeting from life in outer

Smurf don't get carried away dreamy this

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may be the forerunner of a new age this

big could have been said especially to

us by an even greater Smurfs and

let's think I ate sink

ah at last

what do you smell that Azrael oh it

reminds me of your OMA that used to walk

from mummys kitchen when I was a boy

Thomas really my plan has hatched come

on dawn last the end it works be done

move out your mangy cats now follow that

smell but why do I have to be the ones

that drive him off just one little tiny

reason why you have to be B do you think

this will work

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oh now it didn't work it's things worse

than ever

amazing it's too bad the loo guys smell

so it made such a cute pair say watch me

you open your mouth and then you pop one

of these goodies into it just like this

see no are you sure

watch I'll do it again you're happy

something and these are delicious and

the bath we gave him didn't help Papa

Smurf even after all that rinse water I

pour it right on and he won't eat Papa

Smurf he won't even try you want a my

delicious goodies he's too young to be

on his own Papa Smurf

he stinks so bad farmers grapes of God

seller and the last batch of custard was

Colonel really Papa Smurf even these

masks hardly help anymore well my little

Smurfs I'll see what I can do the smell

is getting stronger as we hell

soon soon we'll reach that miserable

Smurfs village and you will as we as we

come along Azrael

I said come here faster

Oh disobey me will you here's hoping

this will act as a smurfy deodorizer

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too much essence of salamander

the odor is getting more intense and now

let's hope this works

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haha it's getting stronger keep sniffing

as we end what getting closer it's a

very stretchy mask and eat thanks Papa

Smurf and it worked too

the only trouble is there's only one of

it in a record of us well until we can

find another solution you better start

making some more Papa Smurf Papa Smurf

Gargamel and it's right this way

Gargamel but how can that be Papa Smurf

the creatures Darnell is following his

smell pretty clumsy leave a little run

away from the village and hurry okay pop

Smurf let's go Brady look here little

bezel creature come here little fellow

mi here boy yeah this might help

oh thank you papa smurf this will

certainly help i'm sure

dear boy look at this young no grouchy

you must be the one to leave the

creature away from the village I hate to

do it Papa Smurf I know Rajee but you're

our festival near grouchy you can use

this it helps a lot

well a little I was hurt for grouchy

second Gargamel must not capture smell

smell or smelling smelly smelly or

smelliest no no no some here somewhere

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we're nearly there Arielle I can smell

it this way step step steps of Central

Asia

here it is oh my oh my crouching the

blueprints be found right away there's

no time to lose harmony sound applause

yes we have to go back this way r3l it's

getting stronger now we all know this

way up in the village it can't be far

now come ask me a g*n will soon be there

he will die from loneliness of hunger if

he stays here in my Smurfs and I'm sure

you'll be much happier with his own time

you've done well grouchy you better get

started feathers you have a long long

long way to fly I hate goodbyes

soon as real soon and if your bird I'll

let you eat a few you couldn't find a

mouse in a trap you you stinking cat we

must have run miles before you finally

lost the scent well I haven't lost it

it's all over me it's all over

everything it's now dreamy

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amel it's your turn to play Scratchy I

hate wishing it's your turn rocky I

I wish the stinky little pal makes it

safely home I'm sure he will grouchy

I'm sure he will

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i hate you rotten smurfs ain't you hate

you hate you

there's one get him

over there

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stupid cat i heard

that the funniest thing you've ever seen

where has all the beauty gone on in

every way

why has my beloved gone gone so far away

where hello my loved ones got

oh you foolish bullish thing

no love does not conquer all

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oh crystal crystal will i ever see the

things i need to set me free

only hours left is this ugly face my

destiny

could it be

after all these years of searching

beyond the boundaries of time and space

at last and last stop stop i say stop

this race

95 96 97 98 99

only 99 smurfs two of my little smurfs

are missing

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it's all your fault you stupid cat no

dinner for you tonight

98 99

no doubt about it i took another count

too papa smurf choking and crowdy are

definitely missing gargamel must have

smurfed them when they were in the

forest fd brainy vanity smurfette follow

me to gargamels yes

the rest of you will watch over baby

smurf yes

cats are a nuisance you hear austrial

you're a nuisance nutrients nutrients

azriel now where did you go

audrey hell

austria

the stupid cat

now be very careful my little smurfs and

very very quiet yes

have a look in the cellar and beware of

asriel

you two come with me

oh it's dark in here hefty do you see

anything no nothing

no you scared me

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they're not here and let's go

here kitty kitty kitty

here kitty kitty kitty

did you smurf anything only a rat papa

smurf and he hasn't seen the thing hmm

that's hard all right quickly now let's

smurf out of here before azrael shows up

yeah kitty kitty kitty

here kitty kitty kitty

i'm sorry my little smurfs jokey and

grouchy are nowhere to be found oh gosh

papa smurf if they are the gargamels

where can they be i don't know clumsy i

don't know

papa smurf doesn't know what didn't

happen we checked every trail gargamel

must have them papa smurf said that

gargamel doesn't have them and if papa

smurf said so then gargamel doesn't have

them because papa smurf is always creamy

oh sorry papa smurf all right

every smurf get some sleep we'll

continue searching tomorrow oh poor

jokey poor poor grouchy what could have

happened where can they be oh where can

they be

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beyond the boundaries of time and space

my voice has gone to stop this race

leave where you are come to this place

now come to me come face to face

ah just in time for supper

here

azrael

asriel

asriel i have your favorite for supper

good night smurfette good night hefty

good night rainey good night papa smurf

good night jokey and grouchy wherever

you are

at last at last to think what i have

been searching for know these many years

is finally in my grasp i hate grass

if i could think with such a joke i'd

cry and then we came this way and yes

yes i'm sure it was this way as real

here

come to gargamel and then we came this

way papa smurf jokey

grouchy

and now this way

asriel come to gargamel here kitty kitty

kitty then i tripped on a rock right

here papa smurf jokey

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as real

papa smurf what have you done with my

cat you disgusting blue bests what have

you done with my two smurfs gargamel

what two smurfs you know very well what

two smurfs if i had two smurfs i'd eat

them it would be your last meal gargamel

you tell us

you tell them i'm right behind you if

you don't tell me what you've done with

my cat i'll have you all for supper take

one more step taco bell and you'll

regret it don't

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that's far enough gargamel come no

closer i'll ask you again papa smurf

where is my cat

soon i shall be free of your curse after

all these years to think i finally have

the things i need to set me free ah yes

here it is here it is three whiskers

from a yellow cat and the tear of a

smurf o fortune has smiled upon me this

day i only need three whiskers and i

have dozens i only need one smurf and i

have two

freedom will soon be mine soon soon

now which of you will be the first to

cry for me

me cry don't make me laugh i

hate cry you must and cry you will

but first the cat

easy my yellow one easy now

oh i am sorry yellow cat sorry and now

for that tear it saddens me to make you

cry but i have no choice it saddens me

to tell you this my little smurfs but i

have no choice we must face the

possibility that jokey and grouchy are

never coming

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are gone

come on

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i can only hope that my sad tale will

move you to the tear that i so

desperately need

well my name is priscilla

my father is dead my mother is a sick

woman she wants nothing less than a

world without love

my father was the first victim i

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ah priscilla what a joy you are i shall

not be gone long my sweet love be a good

girl and remember how much i love you

i never saw my father again

my childhood was not a pleasant one my

toys would break i never had any pets

there was no love in our home and i was

very lonely this is the last one papa

smurf gosh peter this is the best

painting you've ever done

looks like he can step right out of it i

wish he could clumsy i miss him

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i can't believe i would ever miss that

fool captain

as real as real

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go away

i can't believe they're gone i can't

believe it

well one day a handsome young prince

arrived and we fell in love i don't know

why my mother hated him so i never

understood her ah priscilla my love what

a joy you are i shall not be gone long

my sweet love and when i return we shall

be married and remember how much i love

you

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goodbye darling i'll miss you

i never saw my prince again

there they go as well give us get them

to get them you full cat

as real as real is that you oh

and then so that no one would ever love

me she turned me into the hag you see

before you oh the many years i've spent

suffering the mockery of the peasants

alas your eyes are dry i see my tail has

not moved you to tears i hate tears i

never cry

that's why they call me joking you

already have smurfette here she cried

for you my time is running out and

without a tear i'll stay like this

wherever well

can we go yes oh i am sorry yellow cat

if i could give you back your three

whiskers i would and as the river smurf

flows so the river of life flows into

the endless sea

and as every loving smurf knows the

memory of loving grows and grows and

they shall always be

i hate this

i think i'm gonna cry

oh thank you thank you

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i i forgive you mother

now can we go home

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[Applause]

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i don't know why i bother even feeding

you your worthless stupid cat i'd be

better off without you

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