oh dear
i always get sick this time of year if
only papa's birthday got a way to take
care of no cure
he could have made me some medicine
i'm much sicker than milkier
of course papa smurf thinks there's
nothing wrong with me it's all in your
mind
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my fun-loving friends never have i seen
such a radiant portrait of health
rubbish you're nothing but a swindler oh
crap
my friends you really should be home in
bed yeah rest is what you need
lucky for me they were sick they might
have caught me
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well as i always say a stay in the
country gives a new lease on life
sunshine fresh air all i need now are
some new customers
oh if it's not my head it's my tummy if
it's not my tummy it's my rheumatism
what on earth
perhaps this creature is listed in my
physician's almanac
this is my rheum
hmm
smurfs legendary creatures said to live
in the forest
tis told that the blue from the skin of
the smurfs cures every human illness
quick leaping leeches now i can make a
real miracle tonic i'll be rich
bless you little smash
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allow me sir
thank you
who are you i am dr charlatan physician
extraordinaire i have phds abcs lmnops
i am sickly smurf sicky extraordinaire i
have shaky knees and miserable knees and
a terrible sneeze
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yes i can see right away that you need
an expert attention allow me to examine
you
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uh-huh now put out your tongue
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oh hi
it's worse than i thought isn't it not
my poor fellow you have a severe case of
smurfleworthalitis smurfys
oh no
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you ask well it's very complicated but
if untreated it leads to
you mean i'm afraid so
fortunately there is one cure dr
charlatan's miracle tonic here just rub
a little on the tip of your blue nose
like this exactly voila your smurf with
lightness is a thing of the past it is
already why your picture of health a
veritable portrait of vitality
you're completely positively and
permanently cured i am
i guess i am i'm cured
i'm cured it's a miracle oh thank you
thank you dr charlatan is there anything
i can smurf to repay you no no my only
motive is better health for the
multitude that's very smurfy well
goodbye oh it'll pop a smurf here uh
perhaps you know of a multitude whose
health could benefit from my miracle
tonic
how many does it take to smurf a
multitude
there are 100 spurs in the village
that's the perfect number my friend lead
the way
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hi everybody guess what oh i'm cured
who's hey what's he doing here papa
smurf isn't gonna like this don't worry
fellow smurfs dr charlatan is a bona
fide doctor he even cured my
smurfeldworth
that's right friends gather round gather
round
as you see i wear my credentials proudly
he seems well qualified anyway
yes my friends it's true if you got a
case the blues i can put you in the pink
or in your case vice versa
what's in the pink of the
blue but seriously smurfs my miracle
tonic cures everything from bunions to
blues the holes in your shoes why one
drop will make you think straighter
drink sweeter and it even keeps the bugs
away
it sounds too good to be true we'll try
it what have you got to lose
oh dear i wish that was slurp
i don't like this at all
so you see my good smurfs there's
absolutely positively nothing that my
miracle tony cannot do
can you do something for me crops
ever hear of jack of the beanstalk one
of my first customers lead the way
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uh tell me dr charlatan what's the word
your melons desperately need a good
blast of my miracle tonic it'll make
your crops sh**t up like skyrockets by
golly where can i get this magical tonic
just come to my camp and for a small fee
uh say 50 melons i'll make you the
greatest farmer who ever split a pea or
spill the bean i agree
dr charleman do you have anything to
make my goodies taste smurfier
of course leave me your kitchen
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farm
why in smurf nation do you trust that
nasty old quack well you see snow kids
any doctor with that many diplomas ought
to know what he's smoking oh if papa
smurf doesn't get back soon charlotte
mailed the whole village uh huh
well i can tell you're the smurfdilla
smurf of gourmet cooks but you're badly
in need of my miracle tonic it makes bad
food good and good food better can i get
some before supper time
certainly for a small fee say uh a cake
about so high i'll whip you up a batch
of miracle tonic to go
uh can your tonic make me stronger i
don't suppose your tummy could improve
my looks i mean i realize it's
practically impossible but what about
helping me get more sleep no problem no
problem i have miracle tonic for
everyone just b*at me at my camp before
the sun goes down oh and uh don't forget
bring the fee
oh boy me first
oh wait
and what may i do for you my little blue
bon-bon the same thing you're doing for
everyone else absolutely nothing
nothing hmm
that's what she and all the smurfs will
become when i make my miracle smurf
extract tonight
i hope this is big enough for dr
charlatan oh dear wait wait everyone
wait you're smurfing a big mistake
oh i've got a funny feeling about this
whole thing
maybe you should smurf some of dr
charlatan's miracle tonic for its murphy
oh
ah dr charlatan i believe this time
you've struck gold blue gold that is
we brought our fees just like you said
excellent excellent uh just stack
everything right here and i'll be back
with your miracle tonics just as soon as
i've added the secret ingredient
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oh
i don't believe this ta-da
now step right up one at a time
oh boy more muscle i'll never fall and
smurf by my head
again one at a time
[Applause]
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what's all the excitement
my melons my melons got them twice as
big and twice as healthy farmer they
haven't grown in hints hogwash smurfette
annie smurf with half an eye can see
what dr sharon's miracle tonic dip it's
a dream come true my farmer
oh this is good
mmm smells so smurfy
white cupcakes never tasted this smurfy
before
thanks to dr charlton here's perfect you
can spurf the difference with one bite
it's very good greedy but it tastes
exactly like your last batch of cupcakes
nonsense smurfette who else wants to
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i just smurfed the whole log in two with
my bare hands um super fit listen to
this
uh always look before you leave uh a
white smurf never boils and uh never
look at gift smurf in the mouth
isn't that amazing rainy you've been
saying those same things since the day
you were born oh no i could never have
smurfed them without dr sharon's tonic
i'll take another bottle me too dr
charlotte coming right up oh thank you
doctor how can we ever repay you
don't worry about it brainy there are
plenty of ways to repay me
ah gardening certainly works up an
appetite i know i'll ask greedy for one
of those smurf berry tarts he was making
this morning sorry smurfbet these are
for dr charlotte dry farmer maybe he can
smurf up something for you
that's all you have left one
well you see smart fat i have to trade
this season's crops for more of that
miracle tonic the new improved crop
should be sprouting any day but in the
meantime why don't you smurf yourself
some berries from the forest oh all
right
hello handy may i borrow your berry pail
sorry i traded everything for super
economy size bottles of miracle tonic
excuse me i have to get back to work on
a machine i'm smurfing for dr charlatan
this is the last straw i'm going to
smurf that old crap a piece of my mind
ah what a life no wonder mother wanted
me to study medicine
you ought to be ashamed of yourself me
you've cheated the smurfs out of
everything they own but my dear little
bluebell don't you bluebell me you you
ah sickly thank you i'll be right back
with your bottle of miracle tiny
sickly there's no such thing as a
miracle cure dr charlton is a fraud
that's not true i was always sick and
weak before but just smurf at me now you
aren't one bit healthier than you were
you only think you are nonsense mercy
i'm so strong and healthy i can uh boy
i can even outrun israel oh no you can't
oh yes i can oh no you can't oh yes i
can and i'll prove it
ah here you are sickly
sickly
now you've done it
simply
you can't outrun ezreal you never could
you'll see i'll prove dr charlatan isn't
a fraud come back quickly come back come
back
i can't thank you enough for nursing me
back to health papa smurf you're welcome
not your old friend but you should have
called for me much sooner i would have
papa smurf but an imp by the name of dr
charlatan sold me this so-called miracle
tonic for a while i actually thought it
was working it's amazing how believing
in something can almost make it so
exactly
that imp is nothing but a quack papa
smurf you should warn your smurf to
beware of him i will knock your
goodbye farewell my friend i'm all out
of miracle tonic me too we'll have no
fear there's plenty more yes but uh we
don't have anything left to uh smurf the
fee with
aha
well i'll see what i can do dr charlatan
is nothing if not fair
i'll be right back
maybe he'll let us pay later oh i'm
positive dr charlotte will never let us
down ah
i think my sojourn in the lap of smurf
luxury is just about over and now it's
time to get down to business namely
making the miracle smurf extract tonic
that will make me a very gym
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i have decided that since you spares are
such good customers i'll allow each of
you to help yourself to one free refill
yay
now one spur for the time let's see
hefty i believe you were first in line
just step right up empty and dip in i
don't see anything in here
no
well now there is
next uh brainy wasn't it
oh this rheumatism will drive me mad
always in the same places my left foot
oh
my right knee yeah
my left shoulder
the small of my back
and right back to my left foot
now who the devil can that be
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he must be out of his little blue mind
nashville
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me will you when i'm through with you
you'll wish you were never
is born
ah it's good to be home that's strange
farmers harvested his crops already
greedy
no one home
no food around either
harry unlike greedy indeed
hello is anybody home
oh papa smurf papa smurf
thank goodness you're back
papa smurf gargamel's captured sickly
all because sickly believed that dr
charlotte's tonic really were dr
charlatan that imp is a fraud and a
swindler i know papa smurf i tried to
warn the others but they keep smurfing
back for more miracle tonic quick we
must find them and try to rescue sickly
sorry to keep you waiting harmony that's
all right duck charlatan he who smurfs
last smurfs best i really want to thank
you dr charlatan for well
no no let me thank you for being so
stupid
hmm
perhaps i'd better give this old ringer
a trial run before i start ringing them
yes this'll do fine
perfect i'd rather be the ringer than
the ring e
this is a painful decision smurfette we
can't save 97 smurfs while we're trying
to rescue sickly unless perhaps yes papa
smear perhaps you can distract gargamel
long enough to give me time
now where does that recipe smurf pudding
smurfs do smurf souffle ah here it is
copper smurf it's perfect when you have
one smurf for dinner
ouch
oh drop this for rheumatism yoo-hoo
gargamel
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oh
my rheumatism
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so glad you dropped in you little blue
fools now we'll have not one but two for
dinner austria
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ouch
ah greedy there should be plenty of blue
in your eyes great smurf man are you out
of your mind don't you know what you can
catch from repeated exposure to smurfs
huh
what smurfonia smartphonia
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oh yes in fact i can already see
symptoms in you me no no i feel fine i
think you look pale and weak you're
shaking all over i am yes you'd better
sit down and let me take a look
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now does it hurt here where here ouch
yes worst case i've ever seen oh no i
wish i'd never seen a smurf i'm doomed
luckily i have the only cure known to
medical science for a small fee say a
thousand gold pieces
oh
no that's too bad well
rest in peace oh wait is there some
other way i can pay your fee well
there is one thing you could do for me
ah i think the oven's hot enough now
don't you asriel
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who is it dr charlatan's the name
forgive the interruption but uh i felt
it my duty to warn you there's an
epidemic of sorceritis going around in
this vicinity have you noticed any
symptoms sorceritis oh me i know there's
nothing
just a bit of rheumatism
that's the first symptom i'd better
examine you actually you have nothing
but symptoms the worst case of
sorceritis i've ever seen oh no oh yes
but don't despair there is a cure
the charlatans miracle tonic uh for a
nominal fee fee well of course of course
a fee
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how about a vial of that's breath uh
warthogs toenails uh one slightly worn
but lovable
cat
no no no thank you
i see you're interested in smurfs i'll
let you have one in exchange for your
miracle cure smells what you said i fell
smart oh my smurfs are delicious or you
can use them as bookends or fish baits
or cat toys oh yes yes yes smurfs have
many uses you can have both of them i'll
even throw in the cauldron done here you
are
gargle with this twice a day gargamel
hey all right i've kept my end of the
bargain now where's my cure there rub
that on your head and your smurfonio
will be a thing of the past ah
i feel better already well i i must be
going goodbye charlatan
and good fitness by the way my good
smurf can i interest you in my miracle
gray away tonic for your hair or my
miracle wrinkle remover neither of them
works of course
what am i saying the truth thanks to my
miracle tonic you'll never be able to
lie again the truth
but i'll be ruined not if you hope to
become a real doctor
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why so gloomy my little smurfs papa
smurf i was much stronger when i thought
the miracle tonic worked not so hefty
you only made yourself believe you were
stronger you see hefty it's all a matter
of mind over medicine then i'm just as
sick as i was before
in fact i think i feel a cold coming on
that felt wonderful
i think it's working azrael no more pain
in my left foot or my right knee or my
left shoulder or the small of my back
oh now the pain's in my right foot
and my left knee ah oh that fraudulent
cr*ck that swindling
don't just stand there