03x23 - All Hallows' Eve/The Littlest Witch

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03x23 - All Hallows' Eve/The Littlest Witch

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so

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um

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oh my oh my so much to do

let's see woman's work is never gone

true true

yes yes i know

oh me oh my i must hurry all the leaves

in the forest must be red by halloween

and there's hardly time

time time time where does it go

spent too much of it already on summer

yes yes i know

oh well can't you see i'm hurrying

off we go

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that's right that's right now place at

90 degrees to center right that's right

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there what a birthday cake

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delicious that jokey smurf imagine

having a birthday on halloween oh wow

what is it it's a surprise yeah yeah

yeah oh boy oh boy i wonder what

i should have noticed smurf me ah jokey

isn't it wonderful that your birthday is

on halloween

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not many smurfs are as lucky as i am

papa smurf i bet there's nobody else in

the whole forest nobody else in the

whole world that has a birthday on

halloween

well jokey

there is at least one person

birthdays ba

who needs birthdays having a birthday on

halloween is stupid stupid can't imagine

what mummy was thinking of

well there'll be no party here never has

been never will be

halloween

birthdays

and you think those rotten smurfs will

be having a party ouch

stupid fly to think those little blue

beasts will be celebrating and giving

thanks for a good harvest it's enough to

make me throw up

i'll harvest them i'll harvest their

little blue heads right off

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stop all that happiness out there do you

hear stop it

oh well perhaps mummy will send some

hard raisins she did last year and one

for gravy and one for daddy and one for

hefty and one for smurf and one first

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[Laughter]

oh i just love halloween

don't you harold i'm so looking forward

to frightening the little children

maybe they'll

cry they get such a good scare

sometimes it takes years for the little

deers to get over it

some of them never get over it

yes my pet soon soon we shall fly across

the hallowed moon and swoop down on the

sleeping villages

let them hand out their garlic let them

say their prayers let them do what they

like but there is no warding off hunger

for

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[Laughter]

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and see if you can find some red leaves

for decorations yes papa smurf hurry

soon it will be time for jokey's

birthday party yes papa smurf

as i have been saying papa smurf lazy's

lack of a sense of social responsibility

is appalling

i was telling smurfette just the other

day that

papa smurf

goodbye save johnny

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oh i do hate to see them go

oh well they'll be back

where was i oh yes the leaves

oh they're so lovely

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oh my darlings you look so lovely just

the way you are but

time matches on you know

sleep my little one

sleep until next year

oh these miserable corns

now what

some imbecile child looking for a

halloween treat i'll give them a treat

i'll give them a good wrap on the

knuckles with my

i stick

well what have we here

someone remembered my birthday after all

let's see now who could it be from a

mummy godfather perhaps ah i wonder

[Applause]

humiliate me will they i'll give you a

halloween i'll give you a present

oh gosh there isn't a red leaf in sight

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all this work has made me sleepy

wow maybe a little nap

maybe when i wake up the leaves will be

red

you worthless cat letting him get away

you'll go without for that failure

ah here we are i'll show those rotten

scuffs mock my birthday will they i'll

show them they'll never forget this

halloween they'll never forget it

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oh i love this spot

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hey

what's going on here i'm all red oh dear

oh dear

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oh dear oh dear

oh oh look at me look at me oh i'm so

sorry really do something can't you do

something

well i'd like to but you see autumn

cannot wait you know

oh changed me back to blue but i can't

make you blue with a red wand

oh my

i don't even own a blue wand what color

have you got well there's a red

obviously and white as yellow is green

how about green

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oh you poor dear you've got to do

something right now but i can't do

anything now i have work to do autumn

cannot wait father time likes things

just so

you can't undo me

a red wand is a red one do you know

and perhaps when i'm finished

perhaps this winter and

maybe next spring at the latest you just

run along home and wait for me i shall

be too long but uh first things first

you know

this is horrible look at me i can't go

home again

they'll laugh at me

we wish you a happy birthday we wish you

a happy birthday we wish you a happy

birthday and halloween too

yay

open your presents

i will i will but first everybody open

your

i cannot believe that a group of

perfectly sane smurfs can be such fools

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oh gee jokey it sure is nice of you to

give me a present on your birthday

yep it sure is

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gee

boy what a day this is my

second present

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i'll share mine with you baby smurf

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jay

jay

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that's

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has anybody seen racing i sent him

together autumn leaves hours ago it's

not like lazy to miss a party hmm

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weenie winnie

smurfs pain weenie winnie let it rain

rain oh well who cares maybe it'll wash

the red off one thing for sure i'm not

going home looking like this

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i'm never going home looking like this

curses it's not supposed to rain on

halloween none of my charts predicted

rain something is wrong

something is very wrong i hate rain it

never rains on halloween it never rains

on a smurf's birthday oh papa smurf do

you think lazy's all right out this

storm i suppose you think i overdid it

harder you fool bird can't you see we're

losing altitude

i knew i should have taken the broom wow

well i guess i overdid it

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don't laugh it's bad enough

oh i'm so embarrassed

maybe a little nab will make me feel

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what's going on up there who is that

it's me

oh

come out what are you doing up there you

ugly old crone

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crown

nice weather we're having

a fine example of my superior magic

don't you think oh you did this you're

the reason i'm missing halloween you

spoiled all hallows eve why

why just despite those stupid smurfs

don't you realize i spent an entire year

getting ready for this one night don't

you realize if i don't make my rounds

the little children might even be

disappointed that they like being

frightened

so you see father time the poor little

creature is all red i just don't know

what to do he's so ashamed you've

probably missed jokey's birthday party

you are well aware time cannot be turned

back the idea is unthinkable my own

fault really i should have looked before

i zapped oh there must be something we

could do nothing now father the least

you could do is try to go back in time

mother this is a serious matter more

than serious it just isn't done perhaps

you could go back and get my other ones

mother i have more important things to

do than fetch ones there's a jar of

smith berry jam in the cupboard

there he is

get him get him

gotcha

well well well what have we here a red

smurf a red smurf

well what have you got to say for

yourself eh

i wonder how it happened

i wonder if this condition changes the

chemical composition he's mine anyway do

you suppose one red smurf is the

equivalent of six blue ones i saw him

first no no no no he's mine

mine hefty you take a group to gargano's

and see if he's there yes papa smurf

smurfette organize a group and come with

me we'll search the forest

yes papa smurf and the rest of you yes

papa

put away those umbrellas yes mama smurf

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why don't we work this out like

reasonable people if you don't give him

to me i'll turn you into a toad

and we could share

what's cher we could each make use of

him oh let's cut him in half good uh i

think oh where will we do it your place

are mine well obviously your bird is in

no condition to fly and it's too far to

walk besides my corns are acting up i

don't trust you just giving to me i

found him i have him i'll turn you into

a toad you don't have your wand lazy

lazy

lazy

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he's not here

ah mother you do make fine jam

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there it's done

how beautiful now i must hurry and tell

dear papa smurf about poor little lazy

who i do wish father time would

reconsider

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oh hurry up i can't stand it

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hurry my smurfs time is short please

he's in great danger

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oh papa smurf here's the wagon

i can't believe it

can you believe he's asleep

what's going on they're going to saw

lazy in half oh no they're not

this idea is ridiculous

what's ridiculous about it well i've

been thinking

a red smurf is such a rarity i can think

of so many possibilities dried for

instance he might make a wonderful chili

powder and how do we know that he's a

smurf at all i've never seen a red smurf

oh get on with it

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oh we must do something empty the

blanket

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i tell you how that this is a mistake if

nothing else we can hold him for ransom

it is only a matter of time before the

blue smurfs show up get on with it

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give me that song listen to me you old

crone this smurf whatever his color is

worth more as one than he is do i refuse

to carry out your imbecilic idea

look a smurf

oh another

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try

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listen lazy don't feel so bad red green

purple who cares it's being a smurf that

counts as i said to papa smurf brainy

please

mother nature meant no harm lazy she

ruined my halloween no she didn't look

at it this way now you don't need a

costume

rainy maybe being red has some

compensations you haven't even

considered yet like brainy

but you must help him mother there's

nothing i can do but one little smurf

surely you can do something

really father you make the simplest

thing sound so

are you sure you have enough to eat

there's a lot more jam

more jam yes more jam

mother you are very persuasive

um

just this once i'll do it

oh

father you are a wonder

red one white wand green and yellow

change not the world just one little

fellow

look at it this way maybe it's a

blessing in disguise i mean

papa smurf what's going on here oh i

don't know bubba smear he was just

sitting there when suddenly

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thank you mother nature wherever you are

and happy halloween

just in time for the party

oh

you're just in time for a nap if you ask

me

we wish you a happy birthday we wish you

a happy birthday we wish you a happy

birthday and halloween

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now remember smurfs the forest around

witchhaven school is very dangerous

unfortunately it is the only place to

find witch hazel will smurf all you need

papa smurf just remember which haven is

a school for witches so keep yourselves

well hidden we will officer

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now pay attention class

what basic element if you touch it will

take away a witch's powers for an entire

year anyone know

brenda let me see uh uh oatmeal

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no no

magdalena

the four basic elements are earth fire

air and water and the element that will

take away witch's powers for a year is

water

very good

so when you graduate and go out into the

real world to spread hate and evil

remember to stay out of the rain and

never take a bath

that's all the time we have for today

class dismissed yay

accept you brenda i want you to stay

after class

i'm very very disappointed in you brenda

you're turning out to be a very bad

little witch but i thought i was

supposed to be bad it's evil that we

teach here bad isn't nearly good enough

good good

i've never seen that word anywhere in my

school box what does it mean forget you

ever heard that word

yes miss gnarly i'm going to give you

one more chance i want you to turn a

songbird into a bat by sundown

fail and you suffer a student which is

most embarrassing fate you'll be

expelled

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expelled

oh yes ma'am i'll do my best no

not your best your worst

learn to be evil or a rain of fire will

fall upon you

learn to be evil or the earth will open

and swallow you up

learn to be evil

or you won't graduate

and remember i'll be watching on my

crystal ball

yes miss gnarly

dear me

a witch without the proper education has

a terrible time finding work these days

oh there's a song bird now

i'll show miss gnarly how evil i really

am

here we go

dark into catas

bird into badass

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that wasn't nearly evil enough

oh

what am i going to do with that child

oh there's another song bird

this time i'll get it right

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well that was a little more evil anyway

oh yes what do you think you are doing

mother nature would be most upset if she

ever found out you were changing her

beautiful songbirds into frogs it was an

accident it was supposed to turn into a

bat oh well that's much different

nevertheless it wasn't a very nice thing

to do it wasn't supposed to be nice it

was supposed to be evil

evil

why would anyone want to be evil

i'm a witch what else can i be you could

try being good there's that word again i

wish somebody would tell me just what

good is good is being kind to all

creatures great and small good is

keeping fed and taking care of your

health i still don't have the slightest

idea what good is

well perhaps it would be best to papa

smurf explained it to you papa smurf

wait a second smurfhead i don't think

papa smurf would like us bringing a

witch to the village oh nonsense papa

smurf would be the first to agree that

we should help this little witch learn

how to be good so

there is a papa smurf hmm

if i can destroy that little blue goody

goody it would be quite a bat in my hat

oh all i have to do is let the smurfs

leave brenda to their village then suck

instant fame and fortune

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it's absolutely absurd spur fifth first

of all papa smurf has enough trouble

teaching me how to be a wizard second of

all witches are ignorant creatures who

could never learn the intricacies of

being good

maximus huh

is it raining

how do i know i'm just a kid

well change him back this minute i can't

that wouldn't be evil well papa smurf

can change him back i hope

i'd say we should get some rain in a day

or so farmer i don't know papa smith my

bunions tell me it won't rain for weeks

i i like mine

what happened oh this little witch

turned brainy into a big papa smurf oh

witch

what is she doing here i brought brenda

to the village so you could teach her

how to be good papa smurf but brainy

insulted her and now i see

well being good is very easy if you feel

it in your heart come along brenda i'll

try to explain goodness to you while i

mix up something to bring brainy back to

normal

meanwhile

buying brainy a mud puddle to cool off

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so you see brenda good is excellence

value virtue and worth it means quality

well-being and honorable way of living

in short good means smurfy good it's

ready

you know brainy i always wondered what

it would be like being a human farmer

feeding the chickens milking the cows

slapping the hogs

here comes papa smurf he'll bring you

back to normal have you seen hefty he

was supposed to meet us here for those

poor songbirds

we couldn't find the songbirds he

changed into a butterfly but we did

manage to find this this scary frog

oh don't worry scaredy papa smurf will

change your back into a song bird in no

time i'm scared of them too

i need a fresh acorn to complete this

spell scaredy i want you to climb up

there and get me one

way up there

i'll do it papa smurf no i think it

would be a good experience for scaredy

to do it

good experience

after smurfs

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please tear the cap off that acorn and

give it to me

first we'll try the formula on the frog

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all right brainy now it's your turn

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how do you think you are

i brainy smurf have never experienced a

more embarrassing situation than the one

you put me through like papa smurf

always says evil spells and smurfs don't

mix

evil spells and smurfs do mix the way i

mix them run my little smurfs and

furthermore

hey wait for me

curses papa smurf got away

gosh a big witch

[Applause]

and papa smurf said this would be a good

experience oh dear she's got scaredy

papa smurf i know you can hear me

turn yourself into me at witchhaven or

you'll never see this little smurf again

i'm a smurf

well it's easy enough to reverse a

little witch's spell but quite a

different matter to reverse a spell cast

by a big witch

i need the page from her spell book

hefty i want you and smurfette to take

feathers and find a way to get into

which haven without being seen i'll ride

with little brenda good idea papa smith

meanwhile i'll try to find brainy a

little

grain or something

ah come papa smurf come flying to your

doom

that's it you little blue goody goody

come to teacher i'll teach you a thing

or two

good landing it was wasn't it

well well well

at last we find out that evil is indeed

more powerful than good

here's our chance

boy am i glad to see you hurry here's

the paint papa smurf needs

look out

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[Applause]

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oh my

it is a long way down you'll learn just

how far down it is once i turn that tree

route into us

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are you all right papa smurf yes brenda

that was quite a spell you cast she's

all wet now she'll lose her powers for a

whole year

i'll get you popper smurf

as soon as i get dried out

whenever that is

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[Applause]

let me first state without reservation

that i don't want that horrible little

witch in my sight the rest of her stay

in our village which i hope won't be for

very long like him better as a chicken

what are you going to do now that you

farewell stop being evil oh smurfette i

plan to travel the world doing good now

that papa smurf has taught me how

oh brenda there's that song bird you

turned into a butterfly this is a good

chance for you to put your new outlook

on life to the test brenda sure papa

smurf what

that was very good brenda

very good indeed

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