03x24 - April Smurf's Day/The Magic Stick

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03x24 - April Smurf's Day/The Magic Stick

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[Music]

please assemble at the village square

for public smurf's annual april smurf's

day announcement

[Applause]

yuck april's birthday the most miserable

day of the year every smurf picks on me

well this year no smurf is going to

april smurf this smurf

as i so wisely predicted it's beginning

already

i might have known jokey would be first

in line on let's make a fool of rainy

day

[Music]

you have to smurf up pretty early in the

morning to outsmurf brainy smurf i have

a keen nose for treachery

[Music]

april

certainly was an extremely funny prank

jokey come on brainy pop was giving his

annual april's birthday announcement

huh it's going to be a long day

well my little smurfs today is april

smurfs day the one day of the year when

it's quite all right for every smurf to

place murphy little pranks on every

other smurf

look out behind you a monster

[Music]

now as every smurf knows april smurfs

day was originally created to remind us

not to take life too seriously to remind

us it's important to be able to laugh at

ourselves oh sure easy for papa smurf to

say little does he know what i go

through every april's birthday now keep

your prank smurfy and the before be a

good sport

be a good sport

well you don't have to be a good sport

if you don't fall for any dumb tricks

why brainy you aren't going to play an

april smirkstein prank on me are you of

course not the whole affair is far too

infantile for me

me too

i was going to use today constructively

picking wild smurf fairies but i just

can't seem to get the lid off my berry

pail allow me

smurfette hmm it does seem a little

ah

april

[Music]

i had to pull at least one april smurfs

day prank before going berry picky

[Music]

that sure was funny smurfette hmm

april's smurfs day what a juvenile idea

sometimes i seriously question papa's

first judgment say brainy why so glum

it's april smurf's day that's the

problem every smurf uses april's

birthday to pick on me like papa smurf

says you gotta be a good sport about it

cheer up have a smurf berry pancake gee

thanks

[Music]

might have known you couldn't be trusted

what's the matter brainy smurf can't you

laugh at yourself every other smurf does

i've done it as well i've done it i

finally found a way to get those

despicable little smurfs to walk right

into my clutches

[Music]

it's happening austria it's happening

those little blueberry pickers will

never be able to resist when they try to

pick my berries i will be waiting

in am bush so to speak

[Music]

[Laughter]

oh my that's just about the biggest wild

smurf berry bush i've ever seen

[Music]

oh come on you silly smurfs

you don't expect me to fall for the old

april smurf fairy bush trick do you

[Laughter]

immaturity runs rampant on april smurf's

day

i'll simply spend the rest of the day

here in the woods so i won't encounter

any more smurfy little pranks grouchy

hello i hate hello

i hate to buy more but i still hate

hello at least every smurf isn't picking

on you i am really weary of this whole

business i hate april's first day me too

i knew you'd understand

seems to me we could do something more

constructive with our day like smurfette

she went off to pick wild smurf berries

you do like wild spur fairies don't you

i hate

not having any huh you know that is just

about the smurfiest wild smurf berry

bush i've ever seen what do you say we

postpone this most interesting

discussion and break for lunch

mmm

good

gotcha yep

now you will join your precious

smurfette back at my estate

gargamel

help

i hate k*lling

hey vader what you doing what does it

look like i'm doing i am creating

another master face

another masterpiece

there you have made me make the mistake

clumsy

gee sorry

suck my blue clean i have done it again

another masterpiece

[Music]

another mustache

what don't blur something is very very

wrong i don't know looks pretty smurfy

to me no no see bush it is alive

[Music]

mind if i play along with your singing

greedy oh i wish you wouldn't

you never let me play

personally harmony i would love to hear

a few grass

sure it's okay

no no my dough

[Music]

my intuition tells me there's something

unsmurfy in the air

[Music]

that sure was funny my amusing little

smurfs lucky for you it's april smurfs

day sorry

i'm looking for volunteers to help me

search for some smurfs that seem to be

missing worms

it's always better to be safe than sorry

come on my little smurfs

fear me we'll never get out of here

what's worse that bush disguise of dogma

will keep fooling smurfs until some

smurf burns them oh what a glorious day

soon i'll have you all in my leafy

clutches

hmm there's something strange here

there's a smurf ferry bush in painters

painting but there doesn't seem to be

one around anywhere do you suppose

painter just made it up i think that

bush came from gargamel's imagination

[Music]

that settles it greedy you and harmony

go keep an eye on gargamel's hovel while

jokey and i get feathers and search from

the air there's no time to lose

say there's a wild smurf furry bush

let's hide in there

[Music]

hmm delicious hmm

thank you

huh

no sign of them anywhere we better head

for gargamels

oh joy oh absolutely nation

all my life i've tried and tried to

realize my dreams

to capture all the smurfs i want to hear

their little screams

at last i find dreams do come true if

only one persists

eventually you find a way if any way

exists

we are finney

blue

dog man has won could be worse he could

start singing oh i'm evil

medieval

i believe i'll brew some smurfy tea

because i'm evil

meaty evil

there's no wizard in the world as bad as

me

i was afraid of this looks like he's got

greedy and harmony too why don't we do

papa spirit first we'll take a closer

look feathers oh i'm evil

maybe it's hard to believe that carnage

becomes very pushed no that anyone could

sing so terribly luckily i have a plan

centers the chimney in the world as bad

as me

now now now as real it's not good to

snack between meals you'll ruin your

appetite

jokey we're going to play a little

april's birthday joke on old garbage

i like it already now if only i can

remember the proper bird call ah yes

[Music]

here they

[Music]

come well the show is over my little

dinner guests

who wants to be the main cause and who

wants to be the dessert

[Music]

slabs they love smurf berries almost as

much as i do oh no

yay

yay

i wonder how gargamel is doing let's

take a look jokey my telescope here you

are papa smurf

gargamel is doing just fine

well this has been quite an april smears

day it certainly has and i for one am

glad to see the last of it yes we don't

have to worry about april's birthday

pranks for a whole year

[Music]

i'm almost there and i haven't even

spilled one smurf berry

[Music]

i wonder what's going on

with this birthday stuff i think

smurf me up a magic stick

i did it i did it i conjured up a magic

stick

hey come back here

[Music]

thank you clumsy i think

what's going on i just punctured up a

magic stick from an ancient formula that

i borrowed from honduras a magic stick

but what can it do it can return

everything to its previous state huh

just watch

all you have to do is point the stick

and say smurf up

go away for walkers papa everything is

just like it was before exactly and not

only that but the magic stick can make

things disappear all you do is tap

something

and say

away

oh my gosh

that's the only problem with making

things disappear you'll never know where

they're going to reappear again

it's a little detail i need to work on

imagine all the tests this stick can

spur for us for right now i'll put the

magic stick in this closet for safe

keeping

[Music]

now i must visit omnibus i promised him

i'd return his formula as soon as

possible would you like to come along

well i'd like to papa but i gotta clean

up this mess yes clumsy that looks like

a big jump i know i know

hmm

i bet i could clean this up in no time

if i use papa's magic stick say papa

smurf oh shucks he's gone

well i'm sure papa wouldn't mind if i

used his magic stick would he

no

you think ah no i bet you wouldn't mind

at all

sharks water magic sticks for

wrong closet

this must be the right closet of

the magic stick

now what was it smurf back

smurf fan smurf out

no it was up

smurf up

wow

oh guys this is great

i hope it works as well on my smurf

berries

smurf

wow i did it with this d*ck i'll never

be clumsy again i know i should put the

stick back in papa's closet but i just

got to show a different smurf i just

gotta oh boy this basket seems to get

heavier with every step i smurf hey

brady smurfette what is it clumsy look

what i've got

you stopped us to look at a stick come

on spur fat but brainy this is papa's

magic stick clumsy papa doesn't have a

magic stick only omnibus has a magic

stick but now papa has one too ready and

it can do great things it can make

things disappear just by saying smurf

away

[Music]

i guess papa does have a magic stick oh

clumsy what a mess

oh gosh i'm sorry

oh my gosh the stick i dropped it in the

stream i've lost papa's magic stick oh

gosh smurfette what am i gonna tell papa

just tell him what happened clumsy but

he doesn't even know i took it hey

clumsy look what i found

could this be papa's magic stick

yep yep that's it all right clumsy smurf

you had better get that back to papa as

soon as possible yep i sure had better

and remember what papa always says yep i

sure do bye hey wait i haven't finished

yet

i say there's nothing like an outing to

tone up one's skin

well what have we here

a walking stick

hi diddly dee a walking stick for me oh

what great good luck oh what an entrance

i'll make hmm perhaps i better return

home first and smurf up

great smurf i'm clean again how in the

world

whatever the reason at least i can

continue on without worrying about how i

look huh

[Music]

oh good he's not home gotta return

papa's magic stick before he gets back

wrong closet again

no problem all i have to do is say

smurfo

i said smurfo

i said smurf up

i don't understand work before

[Music]

it doesn't make sense

unless this stick isn't the real

oh my gosh i have a smurf

no chinese

[Music]

what was that

clumsy smurf haven't you cleaned up that

mess yet uh yes bob i mean uh no bub

i smurfed to it right now

[Music]

how do you like it what is it painter

what do you mean what is it it's my

latest masterpiece i call it smurfette

[Music]

but don't you think a better subject

would have been vanity on the half shell

vanity on the half shell it is wrong

impossible all right all right it was

just an idea i thought i'd smurf up

supreme blue green my painting she's

gone oh the canvas is clean what have

you done vanity i didn't do anything

well

someone did something my painting she's

gone and it took me so long

what am i going to do

how strange

i wonder if this stick had anything to

do with

no

ridiculous

yum yum smurf berries

big mouth loves

[Music]

[Applause]

he's gonna eat the whole crap stop him

you stop him go get papa he'll know what

to do

papa smurf papa

oh

hi

what's wrong

big mouth's eating our smurf berry crop

and if we don't stop him there'll be

nothing left what can we do papa smurf

i know i'll use the magic stick the

magic stack

of course hefty the magic stick follow

me but wait papa smurf are you sure you

should use the magic stick i mean maybe

there's another way to make big mouth go

away there's no time to spare clumsy

come on

they're almost finished now

handy i've been looking all over for you

i'd like you to take a look at this

stick i found it's behaving very

strangely i can't right now vanity i've

got to finish my new smurfberry dough

making machine come back later now where

did i put that ratchet

a smurf berry dough making machine

i wonder how much smurfberry bread it

can smurf up

what what happened you wrecked my great

invention it's not my fault it's this

stick the stick the stick

[Music]

finally you almost made me drop my

firewood here add this to your firewood

it's been nothing but trouble for me oh

papa

stop eating since he got here don't

worry smurfette my magic stick will make

him disappear but papa i i don't

[Music]

what in the world is going on hefty papa

smurf trying to get rid of meat mouth

with that stick with a what are you all

right papa smurf i'm fine i just don't

understand what went wrong with my magic

stick

well speak up i'm sorry papa smurf but i

needed the stick to pick up the smurf

berries and then it fell in the stream

and i didn't know it wasn't the real

stick and clumsy what happened to the

real magic stick it must have floated

downstream you should have told me

immediately but right now we have to

find the real magic stick gee papa smirk

today i found a stick at the stream that

looks exactly like the one you're

holding and it made a strange noise kind

of a twang where is it now vanity i gave

it to greedy for firewood firewood we

must hurry my smurf were not too late

ah smurf berry souffle my favorite

greedy

greedy what did you do with the firewood

you collected this morning i used it to

bake my souffle

oh my poor souffle i'm afraid it's gone

what are we going to do now

papa smurf look what i found it's the

magic stick it looks like the magic

stick oh that you're welcome to it papa

smurf it's much too big for my stove

there's only one way to tell smurf up

my souffle my magic stick we must hurry

back to the spur fairy patch if there

i hope for not too late almost papa big

mom's about to eat our last smurf fairy

bush and there's not a moment to lose

big mouth

away

gee i wonder where he went

[Music]

crab apples big mouths love crab apples

and so my fellow smurfs in order to

prevent the magic stick from

accidentally falling into innocent hands

i've decided to give it to omnibus for

safekeeping but papa smurf i'd be happy

to keep it for you i don't know brady oh

i assure you papa that with the stick in

my hands all your worries will smurf

away

papa smurf brainy

look what you've done like you said papa

smurf let's get rid of this thing

[Music]
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