03x27 - The Chief Record Smurf/Smurfing in Sign Language

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03x27 - The Chief Record Smurf/Smurfing in Sign Language

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2.6 back toenails

3.9 dandelion spores

seven tenths of a warthog swart

a pinch of witch hazel

please be more careful brainy this may

be the most important formula i've ever

swerved gosh papa smurf what is it it's

an invisibility formula

with it we can fool gargamel forever

unfortunately this particular formula

requires precise measurements fastidious

timing and exact just be a little more

careful with the witch hazel brainy i've

always felt the best education comes

from trial and error don't you agree

papa smurf it's the error part that

bothers me

2.6 back toenails

3.9 dandelion spores

seven tenths of a warthog sword

and one little pinch of witch hazel

hey

clumsy

speak to me clumsy are you all right uh

i'm just a little busy rainy he'll be

fine but my notes are totally ruined

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my memory isn't what it used to be

i can't even remember the basic

ingredients uh i remember papa smurf you

do

formula for invisibility 2.6 bat

toenails 3.9 dandelion spores seven

tenths of a warthogs worn then you pinch

witch hazel hmm

that's a pinch of witch hazel but

certainly close enough how can he

remember all that

it seems the expl*si*n has altered

clumsy's memory if that's true i can

remix the formula immediately very well

papa smirk but if you ask me we're

taking a big chance trusting the

clumsy's memory that's all right brainy

i'll do the mixing but papa smurf if i'm

correct clumsy's new memory will make

things a lot smurfier around here from

now on

molasses azrael the key ingredient in my

treacle trap i finally figured out what

it takes to outsmart those uncivilized

little smurfs

[Music]

all i need are some smurfs on the trail

below not only will the molasses stick

them in their tracks it will make them

taste delicious

[Applause]

well that should do it the possibility

of clumsy's calculations being correct

is totally outside the realm of

probability

huh

where is it

right here my little smurfs hmm

my formula works perfectly brainy papa

smurf's invisible i can see that if my

theory is correct clumsy will be able to

memorize all important smurf information

that way the information can never be

lost and will always be available when

we need to smurf it we'll begin with my

most vital formulas i'll read them into

your magically magnified memory

papasmar you're not invisible anymore

the formula only lasts a short while but

with your new ability i can remix more

anytime i want now let's begin with

basic country

everything's ready azriel one yank on my

trickle trap drip rope and splat the

little blue beggars of mine

this ear horn will let me know when

they're coming

all smurfs please assemble at the

village square for an announcement by

papa smurf

[Music]

well my little smurfs my invisibility

formula is finally a success

[Applause]

i do have to say however that i couldn't

have done it without my noble assistant

give credit where credit is do i always

say the crowd of course will expect a

speech i give you

clumsy smurf

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huh oh

hi ever smurf

an expl*si*n in my laboratory somehow

gave clumsy perfect memory i'll never

forget clumsy's new talent can help us

all he's already memorized all my magic

formulas including the invisibility

formula

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he can do the same for all of you handy

clumsy can memorize all your building

plans sounds like a constructive idea to

me

farmer let clumsy keep track of all your

planting schedules it's been a growing

concern of mine to be keeping a record

of every vine poet he'll memorize all

your poetry

preserved for all posterity greedy feed

him all your recipes my cakes my pies my

pastries

smurfette let clumsy cattle all your

flowers hmm

that way i'd be done in a couple of

hours

what a slurpy thing to be served with

perfect memory serving for posterity

[Music]

[Applause]

oh what does murphy think to be the

smurf with the perfect men

what am i doing

distant singing it could only be those

disgustingly happy smurfs

good they've stopped i was beginning to

get nauseous at least we know they're

nearby

it won't be long before some of the

little blue barbarians come this way

once i glop them with my trickle trap

they'll be singing for my

supper

and then we'll smurf a brand new day the

future's just a fart away

and then we'll smurf a brand new day the

future's just a thought away oh gee port

that was pretty

uh what's it mean you need not ask

what's and wise yours is about to

memorize oh yeah

i almost forgot

a cup of wheat germ flour and two fresh

robin's eggs a cup of wheat germ flour

and two fresh robin's eggs

well that does it clumsy everything from

apple dumplings to zucchini smurf

[Music]

daffodil daisy

dandelion dichondra oh

can we rest while smurfette sure what's

the matter clumsy my head's about to

smurf

oh it's no fun being a genius but just

think of all the work you'll save every

smurf you've memorized everything that's

important to smurfs including papa

smurf's new invisibility formula

invisibility formula did you hear that

as well

that invisibility formula will make my

trickle trap scheme doubly you become a

very important smurf

but if you weren't happy

[Music]

memorize papa smurf's invisibility

formula have you

well i have ways of making smurfs talk

[Music]

well it certainly works i must get

clubsy to help me smurf some more papa

smurf i've been looking all over for you

gargamel has captain smurfette and

clumsy what and he knows clumsy has your

invisibility formula if cartamel gets

his hands on this formula we'll never

see him coming hefty farmer

now to make the little blue bird brain

sing like a canary

no brain can resist my truth-inducing

formula

i call it baby bath

[Applause]

battle bear

don't tell him anything clumsy

all right you little blue babbler start

babbling

i was born at a very early age

oh must we start at the beginning

then i remember the time gargamel tried

to turn papa smurf into a toad that

silly old gargamel was covered with

warts for months get on with it get on

with it i hope a mountain falls on you

yamino wizard once i have the

invisibility formula i plan to celebrate

with smurfette on toast

how much further papa save your bread if

we're too late darkamel will have the

formula he's been looking for his entire

misty cotton life formula for

invisibility 2.6 bat toenails 3.9

dandelions for us seven tenths of a

warthog's w*r one pinch of witch hazel

well my little spurs he has the formula

now what do we do only four drops left

it's our only chance now here's what

we're going to do

oh what's a wicked thing to be a wizard

with invisibility

[Music]

if i'm to become the greatest wizard of

all time i'll need a little quiet

oh

it's all right perfect i've got you

don't worry clumsy your best friend

would never let you down

stupid cat now where was that die

how did that chair get moved

what in the name of the elds above is

going on

[Music]

brainy you're

visible well i'll see you around

gargamel

so you've escaped eh no matter you

little blue buffoons you're forgetting i

already have the formula

well

the invisibility formula worked pretty

smurfly then i get back to the village

so clumsy can help you smell some more

what formula the one in your magically

magnified memory

what memory hmm

i guess gargamel's babble bath washed

clumsy's brain clean of all memory oh no

now only gargamel has the formula

not quite my little smurfs you see when

we were invisible i rewrote gargamel's

copy of the formula to read

a pound of witch hazel

formula for invisibility 2.6 back toe

nails 3.9 dandelion spores 7 10 civil

warthogs bought

[Music]

ah the very first cuckoo of spring and

that means my little smurfs that today

is the day we celebrate the rite of

spring festival with dancing music and

poetry

your role in the festival is the most

important one of all

in accordance with the great smurf

almanac you must compose a special poem

to spring and recite it for us at sunset

count on me papa smurf it will be the

most beautiful poem ever slur

here it is

the most powerful potion i have ever

concocted i think i'll call it sweet

silence

all we need now azrael is a victim

[Music]

it works my sweet silence works oh

now to find those chattering smurfs i

can hardly wait not to hear them

the first sign of spring is a song the

birds sing when the whole world garbage

it's a pity those revolting words are

the last you'll ever speak

he can't even cry for help what in the

beach

[Music]

curse you cuckoo

blue menace got away

[Music]

well if you ask me i say

[Music]

what's wrong poet

[Music]

something smurfed in your throat i'll

help you poet

[Music]

what is he doing i think he's trying to

tell us

[Music]

more something there is only one way

this spell can be broken

well hello little friend have you a song

for me today

oh dear i've never seen a cuckoo who

couldn't cuckoo before

[Music]

perhaps he did the same thing to this

little cuckoo oh the poor thing well

point i'll get to work on a remedy first

i must find out exactly what kind of a

spell gargamel used

[Music]

oh papa smurf how is poet going to

recite his poem for the rite of spring

festival have no fear my little smurfs i

know someone who can help poets speak

even without his voice my good friend

laconia the wood elf speak without using

his voice

that's impossible no my little smurfs

you'll soon find it is very possible

indeed

please take this letter to laconia in

wood elf grove

speaking without your voice now that's

something i've got to see

so then i said what do you think i am

just another beauty mark on the face of

the earth

that's telling them vanity oh you said

it

our vanity is so rare

oh poor poet he must feel so left out

here comes laconia

[Applause]

[Music]

oh gosh you're the prettiest little wood

elf i've ever seen

why doesn't she say something papa smurf

because my little smurfs laconia is mute

she cannot speak with her voice oh

but she has smurfed a very special way

to talk with her friends and they with

her

it's called sign language

with sign language a smurf who cannot

speak or hear will not have to feel left

out of the conversation

anything you can smurf out loud you can

smurf just as beautifully with signs

anything

well then how would you sign a butterfly

[Music]

oh

what's the sign for bird

what's a sign for cat like that mean old

nasty azrael

oh yep that sure looks like asriel all

right smurfs smurfs words like bird and

cat are amusing but you're forgetting

the most important word in the entire

universe

smurf for some words

you must think of a new sign to describe

what you mean

a little

that's a perfect sign for smurf

oh boy and if you want to sign some

smurf's name you just pick out the sign

for a characteristic that makes that

smurf unique

take hefty smurf for instance

hey

that's a great sign for my name hmm

i'll bet you will take a whole while to

smurf up a name sign for me

laconia says that will be easy

[Laughter]

that's me all right

greedy smurf

i hate asking but what about baby smurf

[Music]

ah yes it's time we started translating

poets poem for the rite of spring

festival come let's find somewhere quiet

now remember port you can express just

as much feeling with sign language as

you can with your voice well well well

[Laughter]

[Music]

a friend of the smurfs splendid

then you can tell me how to get to that

village

you won't talk

well i have ways to make you talk many

many ways

we must rescue her

[Music]

if we are to succeed in rescuing laconia

we must first find a way to get past

azrael

[Music]

that's a brave clue

quickly poet let's go well well

[Music]

being the soft-hearted generous wizard

that i am i gargamel will give you the

ability to speak

ending your gratitude i'm sure you'll be

only too glad to tell me how to get to

the smurf village that's only fair isn't

it

in that case i shall make you talk i

think you'll soon warm up to the idea my

silent little friend

hmm

for the spell to work this incantation

must be spoken aloud now's our chance

of lizard tongue of hen

he may be fluttened

now you know how it feels to have no

voice gargamel

stop if you harm this cargo mill there

will be no one to recite the incantation

and you'll never speak again set laconia

free and i'll recite the incantation

good

now everyone gather around you too

little bird

lip of lizard tongue of hen

speechless poet speak again

[Music]

it's working songless cuckoo sing again

speechless wizard speak again

and now to give you a voice latonya

oh no

now laconia will never be able to speak

no but i will and now for one of my

favorite phrases

get them as real

this way

[Music]

you'll never escape me this time and i

shall see to it that you'll never speak

another word the rest of your miserable

lives

capturing you now will be as easy as

falling off a lot

you can always count on gargamel to make

a big splash

[Music]

laconia i can never thank you enough for

saving my life

i only wish we could have saved the

formula to give you a voice we're all

very sorry

laconia says not to feel sad she's happy

just the way she is

[Music]

[Applause]

thank you thank you

i shall now recite my poem to spring in

both smurf language and sign language

but poet you don't need sign language

now you've got your voice back i know

but smurfing in sign language is so

beautiful

the first sign of spring

is a song the birds sing

when the whole world

gets a fresh start

but

no words can convey

what a smile has to say to a smurf

it's a song

from

the heart

yay

[Music]

[Applause]

laconia how do you say i love you in

sign language

[Music]

and i

love you

too

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]
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