01x41 - One of the Boys

[bunniefuu]

- ♪ Crashing through
the crowded halls ♪

♪ Dodging girls
like Ping-Pong balls ♪

♪ Just to reach the bathroom
on time ♪

♪ Leaping over laundry piles

♪ Diapers you can smell
for miles ♪

♪ Guy's got to do
what he can to survive ♪

- ♪ In the Loud house

♪ In the Loud house

- ♪ Duck, dodge, push,
and shove ♪

♪ Is how we show our love

- ♪ In the Loud house,
in the Loud house ♪

- ♪ One boy and ten girls

♪ Wouldn't trade it
for the world ♪

- ♪ Loud Loud Loud

♪ Loud house

- Poo-poo.

[rock music]

♪

- Okay, let's see
what we got.

Kale, tofu,
"quin-oh-uh"?

- I think it's called
quinoa.

- [munches, spits]

I'd call it
"keen-blah."

All this rabbit food
can only mean one thing:

Lori's on another
health-food kick.

- [sighs]

No wonder her skin glows

like a Caribbean sunset!

- Are you picturing her
on the beach again?

- Uh, no.

- Ooh, peanut butter!

Now we're talking!

[cups rattling]
[smacks lips]

- Ew, Lincoln!

Have a little class!

- That's all for sports.

And now, the weather.

- [belches]

- It's cloudy with a chance
of you're disgusting.

- [sighs]
My whole life is like this.

- What are you
talking about, Lincoln?

You got it made.

One guy surrounded
by ten awesome sisters!

- Oh, Clyde.

Sweet, innocent Clyde.

[light music]

[toilet flushes]

[hair dryer blowing]

Finally!

Gah!
Forgot my loofah.

[screeching]
Dang it!

Mom, I'm off to meet
Ronnie Anne!

all: You're meeting Ronnie Anne?
- [screams]

- In that shirt?
- Ho, ho, you call that posture?

[all talking]
- What about your hair?

- Are you wearing
clean underwear?

- Okay, people,
I'm accepting ideas

on how we should
spend the day.

- Ooh! Ooh!
We could go to Dairyland.

all: [buzzer noise]
- Okay.

How about
Gus' Games N' Grub?

all: [buzzer noise]
- How about--

all: [buzzer noise]

- I know someplace
we'd all like.

[lively music]

♪

- Ow, ow, ow!
Thumb cramp!

all: Aww, poor Linky.

- Oh, here's Bun Bun.

- Let Lily kiss
your boo boo better!

both: Gauze! Stat!

- Clear!
- [screams]

[zapping]

- Hm, I see your point.

- I tell ya, Clyde,

sometimes I wish
I had ten brothers.

- And I wish
you would not eat

our communal peanut butter
with your booger-picking finger.

- See what I mean?
- Hmm.

- [smacks lips]

Aah!

- I've been pondering
your wish from earlier.

- My wish?

- Yes, I think
I can help you out.

This wristwatch can transport
you to an alternate dimension

in which you'll have
ten brothers.

- Right...

Lisa, I think
you've been playing

with too many
kiddy chemicals.

[chiming, whooshing]

Holy moly!
Awesome!

Wait. Why are you
doing this for me?

- I need beta-testers.

Now, are we doing this
or am I sending Lana

to a dimension
where she's a toad?

- Oh, we're doing it!

- One word of caution:

you only have hours
to return home.

Otherwise,
you'll be stuck there forever.

- Got it.
[beeping]

Let's do this!
- Good luck.

I gotta go break
the bad news to Lana.

- [screams]

Hmm.

This doesn't look like
a different dimension.

- That is literally LOL.

Hurry up, Loni,
time to go!

- [crashing]
Ooh! Whoa.

Loki, who moved the doorway?

- I'm ready, brah!
[strums guitar]

Let's rock!

- I "wooden" miss it!

[laughs]
Good one, Mrs. Coconuts.

- ! Hut!
- Uh. Sigh.

[horn honks]
- Quit honking, Lexx,

or you'll get a frog
down your pants!

[tires screech]
- Touch me and I'm telling!

[beeps horn]
Mom!

[clamoring, muffled shouts]

- Can you Cro-Magnons
diminish the cacophony

so our youngest sibling
can suspend consciousness?

both: Speak English, Levi.

- Shut your pie-holes
so Leon can nap!

- Holy moly.

[clamoring, all talking]

- Will you be
joining us, Lincoln?

- Ugh, where are we going?
The mall?

[all scoff, laugh]
- Yeah, right.

- You're literally hilarious,
Lincoln.

We're going to Dairyland.

It was your idea.
- Sweet!

My sisters would never
all want to go to Dairyland!

- Ooh! Sisters?

- Uh, you know, the nuns.

They hate amusement parks.

[laughs nervously]

[all cheering]

- Yes!
Dairyland was awesome!

- Great idea, Lincoln.

- Yeah, way to go, bro.

[all speaking at once]
- You're the man, Lincoln!

- [belches]
Whoops, sorry.

- You should be sorry...

'cause that was weak!

[belches]

- Ha, that was nothing.
Check this.

[farts with armpit]

- Oh, yeah?

Well, nothing beats
the real thing.

[farts]

[all cheer, laugh]

Chow time, boys.

- Gus' Games N' Grub?
No way!

- Five pies for ten guys!

- I sure hope Mom and Dad
gave us enough dough.

[laughs]
Get it?

- Sorry, I'm touching the pizza
with my booger-picking finger.

- Are you kidding me?

You use your finger
for your booger picking?

I use my thumb!

- Really?
- Any digit is acceptable.

- Really? I use my toe.
- I use this one.

[tires screech]
- There's my army.

How was Dairyland?

- [kisses]
It was awesome!

- [kisses]
Hi, Mom.

- [kisses, burps]
Bye, Mom!

- Hey, boys.
- Pile on Dad!

- [screaming]

- We got you!
- Say uncle.

- I thought he was our dad.
- Uncle!

[all clamoring]

- [groaning]
Sometimes I wonder

what it would be like
to have daughters.

- Only more hours.

I wish this didn't
have to end.

Wait,
why does it have to?

What if I didn't go back?

[indistinct chatter]

Guys, guess what!
I'm staying!

- Okay.
- Whatever.

- [belches]
- Hang on, bros!

Let me grab
my hockey stick.

Uh!

Uh, hey...
[all yelling]

Lynn, heh,
where's my room?

- Right where
it always is, weirdo.

- Three of us live in here?
[crow caws]

- Where else would we sleep?

The linen closet?
[laughs]

- Hey, where's Bun Bun?

- Luke flushed him.

- Lars gave him
a very dignified funeral.

- Thank you.

- Not Bun Bun!

- Well...
[yawns]

Night, bro.

[punches]
- Ow!

[bats chirp]
[screams]

- Oh, there's my bat colony.

[birds chirping]

[screams]
[thud]

Uh. Oh.
- One for waking me.

[punches, grunts]
- Ow.

- And one for
scratching my coffin.

[punches, thud]
- Ow.

- No line for the bathroom?
Sweet!

[screams]

Ah! Ahh!

- [yawns]
What's your damage, bro?

You woke me up.
- Look!

The bathroom is disgusting!
- You're right, bro.

We can't live like this!

Let's go clean it.
We'll start with the toilet!

- Huh?
Hey, hey, hey!

- Swirly time, dude!
- [screaming]

[laughter]

- How's it going,
"Stinkon"?

[all laughing]

[thud]
- Ow!

- Aw, you're fine.
Shake it off.

- Leon, you wanna
kiss my boo boo

and make it better?

- [chomps]
- Ow!

- [laughs]
- Kiss your boo boo?

[all laugh]

- [sucking]

Does nobody do laundry?

- Oh, yeah.
Got a winner.

- Uh, why are you guys
wearing my shirts?

- Duh, 'cause ours
were dirty.

- Well, now I don't
have any clean ones,

and I'm supposed to hang out
with Ronnie Anne!

- Ooh, the prince
needs a clean shirt

when he sees his princess!

all: Ooh!
[all laughing]

- Cut it out, guys.

- You know, if you wear
your pants higher,

you won't need a shirt.

[laughs]

- Thanks a lot.

Now I need clean underwear too.

- [laughs]
I'm just playing, bro.

- Ah, Come on.
I just combed my hair!

- Ooh!

[all teasing]

- Pile on Romeo!

- [screams]
[thud]

[all yelling]

- Guys, Dutch oven,
Loud-house style!

[cheering, farting]

Say uncle!
- Uncle!

[cheering]
- Stinky.

- [coughs, cracks back]

Remember what I said
about staying here forever?

Yeah, that's not happening.

[poof]
Phew!

I still have
five minutes to get back!

Where is it?
- Whoa!

Check out this sweet watch!

- Hey, that's mine!

- Finders, keepers,
loser.

- No! I need that!

[thud]

- [laughs] Keep away with
Uncle Lincoln's watch!

- Oops!
[all teasing]

- You guys,
this is serious!

[all laughing, teasing]

- Pile on Dad!
- [screams]

[all yell]

- Uncle, uncle, uncle!

- Phew, just in time.

- Hey, Stinkin',
I almost forgot something.

[laughs]

- [sighs]
[whooshing]

[screams]

[grunts]

My room.
Bun Bun!

It worked!

[light switch clicks]
- Are you okay?

Did you have a nightmare?

- Ahh! It didn't work!

- You want some water?
- Aww.

- How about warm milk?
- Do you want some water?

- Wait, why are they
being nice to me?

- Aw, want us to stay
until you fall asleep, Linka?

- Linka?

I'm in the wrong dimension!

[screams]

Oh, thank goodness
it was all just a nightmare.

- We heard you scream!
Are you okay?

- Here's Bun Bun, Linky!
- Lily will kiss it

and make it better.
- Thanks, guys.

You're the best.
- [kisses]

- It's good to be home.

I'll never complain
about having sisters again.

- Wait, what?

- I mean, you know,
the nuns.

- Lincoln, is this yours?
It fell on the floor.

- [screams]

- That was literally mine.
You are so gonna pay!

- Please don't stick my head
down the toilet!

- What?
I meant with money.

- Oh, of course.
That's more than fair.

- [scoffs]
Breaking Lori's watch?

You, sir, have no class!

- I'm so glad my sisters
are nothing like my brothers.

- Hey, Lincoln.
I almost forgot something.

[laughs]

- Except for Lynn.

[rock music]