04x02 & 04x03 - Power Play with the Casagrandes/Room for Improvement with the Casagrandes

Episode transcripts for the TV show "The Loud House". Aired: May 2, 2016 - present.*
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04x02 & 04x03 - Power Play with the Casagrandes/Room for Improvement with the Casagrandes

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- ♪ In the Loud House,
in the Loud House ♪

♪ Tug, tug, push and shove
That's how we show our love ♪

♪ In the Loud house,
in the Loud house ♪

♪ One boy, ten girls

♪ Wouldn't trade it
for the world ♪

♪ Loud, Loud House!

- Poo poo!

- Hey, it's me, Ronnie Anne!

If you like The Louds,
come meet my family!

My mom, my brother, Abuelo,
Abuela, Tio Carlos, Tia Frida,

my cousins Carlota,
CJ, Carl, and Carlitos,

and our pets, Sergio and Lalo.

We are the Casagrandes!

[thumping electronic music]



[relaxed music]

- [squawks] Special delivery!

- Ooh, is it
from my pen pal in Kyoto?

It's been a while
since he's said konnichiwa!

No, it's the water
and power bill.

- [gasps]

This isn't a bill!
This is highway robbery!

- Well, it is the bill

for both apartments
and the mercado.

Things can add up.

Oh my, that is high!

- [sighs]
It was already high last month.

Now it's practically doubled,
like my heart rate!

[both start]

- If the bill continues
to be this high,

I'm afraid we're
going to have to make

some cutbacks.

Maybe we should consider

canceling our anniversary trip,Rosita.
- Maybe so, amor.

We can go again next year.

- It's a shame, though.

We've never missed
our trip in years.

- Wait, what trip?

- It's a tradition we started

when we first moved
to Great Lakes City.

- We wanted our first night out
to be special,

and Abuelo knew
how much I love dancing,

so he found us
the perfect place.

- We were the king and queen
of the dance floor,

Ronnie Anne!
Oh, you should have seen us.

- And every year since,

we've gone dancing
at the same ballroom

and stayed at a fancy hotel.

- That is the mushiest
but sweetest thing

I've ever heard.

You can't give up
on your tradition!

- But mija, with this bill--

- Don't worry, I'm sure
I can find a way

to bring it down.

[salsa music]



- Okay, so the reason
I called you here--

- [squawks] Hi roomie!
- Ugh, stop!

Why is this parrot
so obsessed with me?

He won't leave me alone.
It's even worse at night!

- [squawks]
Smell ya later, roomie!

- Forget about Sergio.
We've got a bigger problem.

Abuela and Abuelo might have

to cancel
their anniversary trip.

both: What?

- The water and power bill
is too high,

and it started going up
when we moved in.

- Do we really use that much?

- Well, Bobby...

you do love your marathon
video chats with Lori,

and Mom, you use

a giant espresso machine
five times a day.

- But I need energy to get
through my night shifts!

- I'm just as guilty.

I've been using

way too many gadgets
in my room.

- I didn't realize
it was that bad!

- We have to cut back,

and I've got some ideas
how we can do it.

[door slams]

- [exhales]

Hey, sweetie,
whatcha up to?

- Putting my stuff in storage.

Everything that uses
electricity has to go.

- [squawks] Fight the power!

- Sorry, Mom,
but that should go, too.

- But my feet
are k*lling me!

- I read that tennis balls
are great for massages.

- [barks]

- Lalo, drop it!

Oof!

I've got a better idea.

I'll give you a foot massage.

- Ooh, that's nice!

Maybe cutting back
won't be so bad.

- Boo Boo Bear, go grab
a blender and some fruit.

We can make my new
protein smoothie together!

- I'm sorry, babe, I can't.

We're trying to save
electricity.

- Oof, been there.

Well, you can just hang out
with me while I make mine.

- Actually, babe, I gotta run.

I'm only supposed to talk
for five minutes,

and the timer's
about to go off.

- Wait, you literally
have me on a tim--

- Oh!

Oh no, no, no, no,
no, no, oh no, oh no!

- I'm sure Lori
will get over it.

Remember, it's for Abuela
and Abuelo's trip!

- So beautiful.

[cool jazz music]

- Wow, you're getting rid
of your mini fridge, too?

- That's dedication.

Aren't you worried
your food will get swiped?

- Naw, I put my name
on everything,

so I should be fine.

- [yawns]

- Wait, wait!
You don't need coffee.

I got you this energy gum
from the mercado instead!

- Ooh, papaya.
Guess I could try it.

- And Bobby, I figured out
how you can make

Lori's protein smoothie
without a blender.

Abuela's molcajete!

- Old school, I love it!
I'll start with some bananas.

- Maybe try peeling them first.

[lively standup bass music]

Okay, two-minute combination
shower, tooth brushing,

and clothes washing, go!

[alarm buzzes]

Dang it.

All right, guys.
Ready to see how we did?

- I bet we cut
the bill in half!

- This can't be right.
It just keeps going up!

- Are you kidding me?

I've been chewing
this gum all week,

and it's starting
to make me crazy!

[laughs unstably]

- And Lori is furious with me!

Look at the emojis
she texted me!

Poop, poop, poop, and fire!

- So if it's not us
using all the energy,

then who is it, huh?
You wanna tell me that, huh?

- That's what
we need to find out.

No more gum.

[investigatory jazz music]

- [humming]



- Wow, that's a lot
of hair tools.

- How can someone need both

a curling iron
and a straightener?

- [humming]

- Walk the plank,
naughty pirates!

- Aw man, I can't believe

my dude CJ's
been wasteful, too!

- Wait, wait!
More hot water.

Don't want the sharks
to get cold.



- I know Frida takes
her photo sh**t

very seriously,

but does she really need
all that equipment?

[fashion runway music]

- Hmm, something's
not right, Lalo.

I know!
More light and wind!

[meaty flapping sound]

all: Ugh.

- I think we've found
our energy hogs.

[salsa music]

As you can see,
the water and power bill

has gotten
way out of control!

Abuela and Abuelo
need our help.

- Well, it must be you guys.

The bill was fine
before you moved in.

- Carl!
- It's okay.

We thought it was us, too,
but we cut back,

and it didn't make a dent.

- [squawks] Hey, roomie!
Party time!

- Sergio, stop!
Where did you even get this?

- Hey, Sergio, check it out!

- [squawks] Pretty light!



- Pretty good trick.
- Thanks, CJ.

Now, if we want to save
Abuela and Abuelo's

anniversary trip,
we all have to pitch in.

- We're in.
- How can we help?

- Great!
I have some ideas...

[upbeat music]

Instead of using
all these tools for your hair,

why not try a natural look?

- [groans] Fine.

Just wish it weren't the most
humid day of the year.

- Woah.

- "Woah" is right.
I totally rock this look!

- See?
You can still make your pirates

walk the plank in the sink.

- Yeah!
Look, it's low tide!

- Photography's great,
but why not try painting?

- You're right.
I'm sure I can still be true

to my vision
in this medium.

- It's actually even more fun
to run the train yourself.

Choo choo!
- Okay, I'll run it myself,

but I'm not making
the train noises.

That's for babies.

- Suit yourself.

- Choo choo!
[makes train noises]

- Instead of your plug-in car,

you can take
the mercado bike to work!

- Okay, I guess I can
use the exercise, ha ha!

[quavers]

- Remember, you have
to pedal backward to brake!

- Thank you, Ronnie Anne,

but I'm perfectly capable
of operating a--

Ow.
[smashing sound]

- Tio Carlos!
Are you okay?

- Anything for Abuela
and Abuelo's trip, right?

[chuckles]
- Right.

You all did
an awesome job this week!

I think we're going to see
a big difference in the bill.

[horrified gasps]

- It's even higher than before!

- You mean I made
choo-choo noises for nothing?

- I guess Abuela and Abuelo

won't be able
to go on their trip.

- [crying]
It's such a tragedy!

I don't get it!

How can the bill
not have gone down?

Maybe if we
switch to candles...

take monthly showers...

give up clean laundry...

I have to think of something.

Abuela and Abuelo
are counting on me!

[yawns]

Oh, come on!
I was saving those taquitos!

[faint techno music plays]
Huh?

What the heck?

Freeze!
[gasps]

[techno music plays]

- [coos]

- [burps]



Sergio!

[record scratch]

- [squawks] We're busted!
Scatter!

[pigeons coo]

- You're the one who's been
using all the extra power?

- [squawks]
Living my best life!

- You, here, now!

- [squawks]
Party pooper.

- [snoring]

Forgive me, Lori.
I'll get a generator.

- Bobby, wake up!

- [shrieks] Ah! Parrot!
A parrot!

- Why was Sergio
in the mercado?

He's supposed
to bunk in your room.

- He wouldn't let me sleep!

He just wants to stay up
all night

talking and playing,

so I started taking him down

to the mercado
right before bed.

- Sergio's been having
a giant party down there.

He's the one using up
all the water and electricity.

- What?!

- [squawks]
Sorry not sorry!

- I just wanted some sleep.

I didn't know he'd be having
a rager every night.

- It's okay,
and actually,

I might have a solution
for everyone's problems...

[upbeat salsa music]

- Mijita, we just wanted
to thank you again.

- Because of
your detective work,

I get to take this beautiful
flor for a night on the town.

- [giggles]
- You guys look great!

And speaking of flowers,

my mom helped me
order these for you.

We tried to get a good match.

- Te adoro, mijita.

- [squawks]
Go cut a rug!

- Hey, Ronnie Anne.

You sure you're okay
rooming with him?

I don't want you
to be kept up all night.

- Oh, it's cool.
I've worked out a system.

- Follow the dot!
[squawks] Follow the dot!

- Twenty minutes of this
and he'll be exhausted.

- [squawks]
Whew, I'm out of shape!

[techno music]



- And it's not just the music
that makes Twelve is Midnight

the best K-Pop group
of all time--

it's their style, too.

[K-Pop plays]

- I totally agree.

Plus, Yoon Kwon has
the best moves ever.

- [singing]

- [sighs] Did I tell you
that my grandpa's

second cousin's car mechanic
once saw Yoon in a store?

- [gasps] That's crazy!
What was he buying?

- I'll bet it was a shirt
with a bunch of zippers,

or bubblegum.
- Okay.

Are you ready to nail
this dance?

[K-Pop starts playing]

- Mija!
- Ahh!

- Hey Abuela.
What's going on?

- I just whipped up some
queso fundido for you

and your bestie!
Eat, eat!

- Aww, thanks!
That sounds delicious,

but we're still pretty full
from the taquitos

you made us
minutes ago.

- Of course!
What am I thinking?

I'll go make dessert!

[giggles]

[K-Pop starts playing]

- Good afternoon, girls.

both: Ahh!

- Is that K-Pop music I hear?

Did you know that
the youngest member

in a K-Pop group
is called the maknae?

- Ooh, thanks
for the fun fact, Tio!

[K-Pop starts playing]

- [squawks]
Can't find my credit card!

- Sergio, get out of here!

And you're not supposed
to buy stuff

off the TV anymore!

- [squawks] Try to stop me!

- Sorry we keep
getting interrupted.

- Don't worry about it!
Hey, wanna go upstairs

to practice our moves
in my room instead?

- Great idea!

[K-Pop plays]



- Sid!
I need your help!

I'm playing princesses
and I need a dragon!

- Sorry, Adelaide,
I'm hanging out

with Ronnie Anne right now.
But I promise I'll play later.

- [groans]

[K-Pop starts playing]

- Is it later yet?

- Yah!
What is that?

- Oh, that's Meatball.

Mom brought him home
from the zoo

while his habitat is
being renovated.

They're giving him
a new sunning stone.

- Maybe my place
wasn't such a great idea.

Let's try somewhere else.

Oof!
Oh, hi Mr. Nakamura.

- Hey, girls!
- Hi, Nelson!

- [barks]

[guitar tuning]

- Hey, Abuelo.

- Hola, girls!

- Sorry!

both: Hey, Miranda.

- Hey!

[gasps]
Hey!

- No, no, no!
Nelson, drop it!

- [barks]

- [chuckles sheepishly]
At least he listened.

- Well, guess the roof is out.

There's way too much
going on here.

- Hmm.

Maybe we could practice
in one of the hallways?

- [off-key tuba playing]

- Sounds good, Alexis.

- [inhales deeply]

- Hey, Mrs. Kernicky!

both: Ahh!

- I guess this spot's out, too.

[video game noises]

both: Hey, Cory.

[video game noises]

- Oh!
Hi, Georgia!

Impressive tower!

[loud video game noise]
all: Ahh!

- Guess this isn't
going to work either.

Let's go try the basement.

[both gasp]

- Ooh, this looks promising!

- Here, queue up
the dance video!

I'll find somewhere
to charge up the laptop.

Hey, Sid, check this out!

[both grunting]

both: Woah!

- What's in there?

Forget the laundry room!

This is the perfect place
for us to practice our dance!

- Think bigger!

This is the perfect place
for us to hang out!

Nobody's gonna bug us
down here.

- Genius!
It just needs a little love.

Ooh!
We can bring stuff

down here to decorate.

- For sure!
But we have to be careful.

If one person finds out
about this room,

it won't be long before
the whole building knows,

and everyone will want
to get in on it.

- Not to worry.
Secrecy is my specialty,

but don't tell anyone.
It's a secret.

- Perfect!

[light jazz music]

Shh!

- Shh!

- [straining]

- [squawks] Going somewhere?
- Ronnie Anne?

What are you doing
with that beanbag chair?

- Uh, it's out of beans.

No reason
to hold onto it anymore.

- Hmm.
This is terrible news!

Don't throw it away.
We can refill it.

I'll get some frijoles
from the mercado.

- Oh, yeah, well,
it has a hole, so...

- I'll get my sewing kit!

- You know, actually,

I just really hate
this beanbag chair.

I'm gonna throw it out.

- Meh.

[humming]
- [gasps]

Seriously?

- Ronnie Anne?
What are you doing out here?

- Oh, hey Mom!
Just, uh...

hiding out from Sergio.
He's trying to get me

to buy him a panini press
he saw on TV.

- What?
I just bought him one.

Sergio!

- Whew!

- Aw, yeah!
This'll be perfect!

- Hey, Siddo.
Whatcha up to?

- Um, well...
I'm just...

Gonna turn this old TV into
a terrarium for Meatball!

Yeah!
You just rip the guts out,

throw in a couple of trees,

and you got a real comfy
iguana condo.

- Be sure to put
a mirror in there.

Don't tell Meatball
I said this,

but he's kind of a diva.

As for you, mister,
it's time to brush.

- Wait, was that my toothbrush?
Yuck!

[jazz drumming]



- [clears throat]
Hmm?

- Hi, Tio!

I'm loaning
my video game console

to a friend.

His cat laid on his
and it overheated--

the console, not the cat.
So yeah.

[video game noises]

- Ahh!

- Just, uh, taking this
to the dry cleaners.

Yeah, gotta get out
all the... neck sweat.

[salsa music]



[cat meows]

- We did it, Sid!
This place is crazy awesome!

- I know!

I just wish we could
hang out here now,

but I'm taking
Adelaide to the park.

- No problem!

I'm supposed to help Bobby
in the mercado anyway.

Wanna meet here around
and get in some dance practice?

- I think I can
tire Adelaide out by then.

I'll tell her that if she digs
to the bottom of the sandbox,

she'll find
a portal to Australia.

[both laugh]

- Do you think anyone notices
that I stack the soup cans

in rainbow order?

- No offense, Bobby,
but probably not.

- [barks]
- Nelson, heel!

Woah!

- Oh, Bobby, I'm so sorry.

I know you stacked those cans
in rainbow order.

- [sighs]

No problem, Mr. Nakamura.

I'm just touched
that you noticed.

- Here's Nelson's
organic dog food.

Abuelo ordered it
special for you.

- Thanks, Ronnie Anne!

I saw you and Sid
on the roof earlier.

I hope Nelson
didn't scare you off.

- No, not at all!

It was just
a little busy up there.

- Oh, I know how tough
it can be finding

some privacy
in this building.

If you girls ever want
the roof to yourselves,

just say the word
and I'll clear off.

- That's really nice,
Mr. Nakamura, but we're fine.

- Nelson!
I raised you better than that!

Ahh!
- [giggles]

- [panting]

Sid!

I don't think we're getting
close to Australia!

- Oh, we will!
We just have to believe!

- [panting]

- Hello, girls!

- Hey, Mrs. Kernicky!

- Sid, I'm sorry I took over
the hallway this morning

with my paddle ball practice.

- Oh, no worries!

Ronnie Anne and I found
somewhere else to hang out.

- Well, if you girls ever need

to use the space,
it's all yours.

I've got plenty to do
in my apartment.

- But we couldn't
ask you to do that.

- It's really no problem.
I know the building feels

a little crowded sometimes.
Catch you later!

- Sid!
I think I see a kangaroo!

- You do?!

- Wait, no.

It's just a stick.

- Hey, Georgia.

- Hey, I hope I wasn't
in your way earlier.

I noticed you and Sid
scooted out of the lobby

pretty quickly.

- No worries.
We're fine.

- Well, you know the lobby
doesn't belong to me.

It's for the whole building
to use.

If I'm ever in your way,
just say the word.

- Oh, uh, thanks, Georgia.
That's really thoughtful.

- Of course!

- Well if you and Ronnie Anne
want to use the roof,

I'm happy to give up
my time there!

- I know my tuba's loud,

but if you and Sid
want to share the hallway

outside my apartment with me,
you definitely can.

- You and Ronnie Anne
are welcome to use

my spot on the landing
whenever you want.

I can always go play
video games

up in my apartment.

- [barks]

- Oh, thanks Nelson.

That's really generous of you.

[door opens]

- Hey, Ronnie Anne.

You ready to dive back
into our dance?

- You know it.

[K-Pop starts playing]



Wow.
How great is this?

- So great.

Actually, I'm going
to turn this off for a sec.

I don't know, Sid.

Maybe we should
tell everyone about this room.

I really feel bad
about keeping it a secret.

- I do, too!
When I was at the park

this afternoon, people
in our building kept offering

to share their space with us.

- The same thing happened
to me in the mercado.

Everyone's being so generous.

- And we're being so selfish.

I can't dance like Yoon Kwon
with this hanging over my head.

- Me, neither.
Let's go do the right thing.

- [grunting and straining]

[timer rings]

- It's all yours, girls!

Thanks for letting me
get my paddle on.

It was so sweet of you
to share your room with us.

- Of course, it's for everyone!

- Ooh! I'm gonna sign up
for the : slot.

Thanks, girls.
This was such a great idea!

I'm finally going to teach
Nelson how to roll over!

- [barks]

- Yes, I am
going to teach you, Nelson!

[laughter]

[K-Pop starts playing]

- All right, you ready
to do this thing?

- You know it!

[K-Pop plays]

- Do you think
if we practice hard enough,

we could be backup dancers
for Twelve is Midnight?

- Totally!

Dibs on the spot
right behind Yoon!

- [giggles]

- ♪ Cramped inside
this tiny space ♪

♪ May sound bad
but ain't the case ♪

♪ In the Loud House,
Loud House ♪

♪ Duck and dodge
and push and shove ♪

♪ That's the way
we show our love ♪

♪ In the Loud House
Loud House ♪

♪ Laundry piles
stacked up high ♪

♪ Hand-me-downs
that make me cry ♪

♪ Stand in line
to take a pee ♪

♪ Never any privacy

♪ Chaos with kids

♪ That's the way
it always is ♪

♪ In the Loud House
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