06x01 - Don't Escar-go/Double Trouble

[bunniefuu]

- ♪ Crashing through
the crowded halls ♪

- ♪ Dodging girls like Ping-Pong balls ♪
- ♪ Dodging girls like Ping-Pong balls ♪



♪ Just to reach the bathroom
on time ♪

♪ Leaping over laundry piles ♪

- ♪ Diapers you can smell for miles ♪
- ♪ Diapers you can smell for miles ♪



♪ Guy's got to do
what he can to survive ♪

♪ Guy's got to do
what he can to survive ♪

- ♪ In the Loud house ♪

♪ In the Loud house ♪

- ♪ Duck, dodge, push, and shove ♪
- ♪ Duck, dodge, push, and shove ♪



♪ Is how we show our love ♪

- ♪ In the Loud house, in the Loud house ♪
- ♪ In the Loud house, in the Loud house ♪



- ♪ One boy and ten girls ♪

♪ Wouldn't trade it
for the world ♪

- ♪ Loud Loud Loud ♪

- ♪ Loud Loud Loud ♪

♪ Loud house ♪

- Poo-poo.

[lively string music]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

[kids gasping]

- That looks delicious.
- That looks delicious.



- I also baked
pain au chocolat,

- pain suisse, and croissants.
- pain suisse, and croissants.



- Yeah!
- Oh, yeah!

- What's the occasion, Clyde?

- Yeah, are you buttering us up for something?
- Yeah, are you buttering us up for something?



- Okay, here goes.
- Okay, here goes.



The reason I created this

"Célébration de
Friendship Brunch"

is because I've got
some big news.

is because I've got
some big news.

- It all started last night--
- It all started last night--



[phone ringing]
- Clyde, can you get that?

- And please be careful.
- And please be careful.



That phone is older than
our 's Dust Bowl glasses.

- Hello? - Clyde, it's Nana Gayle.
- Hello? - Clyde, it's Nana Gayle.



Ooh, I got big news.

- My best friend Fleur Dupont
- My best friend Fleur Dupont



just came to town
for a surprise visit.

- She happens to be the dean
- She happens to be the dean



- of one of the finest cooking academies in the world.
- of one of the finest cooking academies in the world.



- I know that academy!

It's nearly impossible
to get in.

- They wouldn't even let the Queen of England in.
- They wouldn't even let the Queen of England in.



Granted, I've heard her
sponge cake is dry--

- Clyde, get your buns over here!
- Clyde, get your buns over here!



- And bring your baked goods, too!
- And bring your baked goods, too!



If Fleur tries them,

- oh, she's sure to let you in.
- oh, she's sure to let you in.



- So what happened?

- She loved everything I made.
- She loved everything I made.



In fact, Dean Dupont said

- I just have to pass one last exam tonight.
- I just have to pass one last exam tonight.



I have to cook her
an entire dinner.

- If I nail it, I'll be into the academy.
- If I nail it, I'll be into the academy.



- Yeah!
- Yeah!

- Yeah, all right!
- Yeah, all right!



- [sniffs]
- Clyde? What's wrong?

- There's only one drawback.
- There's only one drawback.



The school's in Paris.

- No!
- No!



- Aww, it's happening again,

- Aww, it's happening again,

Clyde's leaving us.

- Just like when Lincoln done went to Canada.
- Just like when Lincoln done went to Canada.



- Let's not lose
our heads here.

I'm not , % sure
I'm going yet.

- They might not even pick me.
- They might not even pick me.



- Your food is divine.

Of course you'll get in.

- I'll miss you guys
like crazy,

but this is
an incredible opportunity.

- Where else could I learn to cook sole meunière,
- Where else could I learn to cook sole meunière,



concombre a la menthe,
escargot--

concombre a la menthe,
escargot--

- Wait, Clyde.

- What if you could learn to cook all those things here?
- What if you could learn to cook all those things here?



In Royal Woods?

I know someone
who could teach you.

- Then we wouldn't lose you.
- Then we wouldn't lose you.



- Ooh, give it a try, Clyde.
Please?

- Yeah, we're your crew,
- Yeah, we're your crew,



table ten at lunch,

the action news team.

We have to stick together.

- But who are you thinking
could teach me?

- I know just the guy.
- I know just the guy.



- [French accent]
Bonjour, Clyde.

Ready to cook French food?

Ready to cook French food?

[normally]
I'm so excited, I can't wait.

- Wow, thanks, Mr. Loud.
- Wow, thanks, Mr. Loud.



I had no idea
you studied French cuisine.

- Well, I follow a French cooking vlog,
- Well, I follow a French cooking vlog,



which is basically
the same thing.

- Every time my boy Charcuterie Sheldon goes live,
- Every time my boy Charcuterie Sheldon goes live,



I feel alive!

- We're going to make escargot--
- We're going to make escargot--



Just like you were gonna learn
in Paris.

- Charcuterie Sheldon said
- Charcuterie Sheldon said



the key to "snailing" it
is the sauce.

- [laugh] Get it?
- [laugh] Get it?



'Cause--
'cause we're cooking snails.

- [chuckles]

- Good one, Mr. Loud.
- Good one, Mr. Loud.



- Let's start by mixing some butter.
- Let's start by mixing some butter.



- Look alive.
The lunch rush is starting.

- Uh, should I come back later?
- Uh, should I come back later?



- No, no.
You'll learn on the fly.

- Next step. Add some garlic to that.
- Next step. Add some garlic to that.



[upbeat music]

- [groans]
- Hold on.

- Don't forget the nacho cheese!
- Don't forget the nacho cheese!



♪ ♪

- Mm-mm.
- Mm-mm.



- Oh, oh, it's way too hot.

- No worries, just add ice cubes.
- No worries, just add ice cubes.



- Okay, you're the teacher.

- Okay, you're the teacher.

- Gotta pour on that pesto.

- Need to use that milk before it goes bad.
- Need to use that milk before it goes bad.



Ah, I got to throw those
fish heads someplace.

It's time to dump
all the chunky chili.

Stir till frothy.

♪ ♪

Finished! Order in the window!

Finished! Order in the window!

- [straining]

- [straining]

♪ ♪

- Ugh!
- Ugh!



- Ah, sorry I got busy, Clyde.

- So did you add the garlic?
- So did you add the garlic?



- Oh, I added everything
you said.

The crew is enjoying it
right now.

[all retching]

[all retching]

- Well, what other chefs in Royal Woods do we know?
- Well, what other chefs in Royal Woods do we know?



- Chef Pat,

do you know anything
about French cooking?

- Pfft, I know everything.

- Pfft, I know everything.

- I used to be the head chef on a -foot yacht
- I used to be the head chef on a -foot yacht



off the French Riviera.

Here. Ah.

Try a nutty buckwheat galette.

Try a nutty buckwheat galette.

- [all munching]
- [all munching]



- Nutty. Smooth.

- So why do you cook sloppy joe's all the time?
- So why do you cook sloppy joe's all the time?



- 'Cause that's what
you kids like.

- Chef Pat.
- Chef Pat.



You have to teach Clyde
all about French cooking,

- or else he's moving to Paris.
- or else he's moving to Paris.



Please!

- Hmm.
That's a lot to ask,

- Hmm.
That's a lot to ask,

- but I'll do it, on one condition.
- but I'll do it, on one condition.



While I'm with Clyde,

- you guys gotta take care of my niece, Waffles--
- you guys gotta take care of my niece, Waffles--



- [growling]

- If she tries to bite you, give her waffles.
- If she tries to bite you, give her waffles.



They calm her down.

- [barks]

- [barks]

- I was thinking we could try
this quiche Lorraine recipe--

- Okay, but I got a whole school to feed
- Okay, but I got a whole school to feed



- so we're gonna need to multiply this by, like, uh--
- so we're gonna need to multiply this by, like, uh--



[muttering]
, I think.

- Math wasn't my best subject.
- Math wasn't my best subject.



I'm more of a fine arts gal.

- [growls]
Waffle!

- [growls]
Waffle!

- I'm starving
and Waffles won't share.

- I'm starving
and Waffles won't share.

Hey, got any snacks in there?

- Oh, no, we used too many eggs.
- Oh, no, we used too many eggs.



- Ah!

- I don't think this Chef Pat thing is working, dawgs.
- I don't think this Chef Pat thing is working, dawgs.



- Yeah, Clyde's gonna pick Paris for sure.
- Yeah, Clyde's gonna pick Paris for sure.



- Well, we're not
giving up, right?

- Heck no.
- Heck no.



- This ain't over till
the rooster crows in the morn'.

- We gotta keep the g*ng together.
- We gotta keep the g*ng together.



- Good.

Now I hate to do this,

- but we're gonna have to go to plan B.
- but we're gonna have to go to plan B.



Sabotage his final
dinner tonight.

Sabotage his final
dinner tonight.

[doorbell rings]

- Thanks for coming, guys.

- If this dinner goes well,
- If this dinner goes well,



I know I'll be moving,
but don't worry.

- I've already started working out a daily schedule
- I've already started working out a daily schedule



for video chatting.

- [laughter]
- [laughter]



Guys, this is Dean Dupont.

- Dean Dupont, these are my friends.
- Dean Dupont, these are my friends.



They insisted on being here
for moral support.

- Bonjour, mademoiselle. Mwah.
- Bonjour, mademoiselle. Mwah.



- [chuckles]
Enchanté.

What a cultured young man.

What a cultured young man.

- [chuckles] Dinner is about to be served.
- [chuckles] Dinner is about to be served.



Would you all please follow me
to the dining room?

Everyone, I'll now bring
les hors d'oeuvres.

Everyone, I'll now bring
les hors d'oeuvres.

- Clyde,
let me give you a hand.

- Clyde,
let me give you a hand.

- Now where did I put the fresh chives?
- Now where did I put the fresh chives?



[lively instrumental music]

[lively instrumental music]

♪ ♪

- Perfect! And here are the mini croque monsieurs.
- Perfect! And here are the mini croque monsieurs.



- Uh, why do you have
two plates?

- Uh, why do you have
two plates?

- This one's for the cats.

- ♪ ♪
- ♪ ♪



[cats shriek]

- Mmm, Clyde, c'est un delice.

- Mmm, Clyde, c'est un delice.

- Time for the second course.

- Uh--
- Psst, I'll take this one.

- Uh--
- Psst, I'll take this one.

- ♪ ♪
- ♪ ♪



- [inconspicuous whistling]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- You look like you got your hands full, dawg.
- You look like you got your hands full, dawg.



I'll get this one to the table.

I'll get this one to the table.

all: Ahh!

- Actually, this one is for Zach.
- Actually, this one is for Zach.



- [gasps]

- [groans]

- This is for everyone else.
- This is for everyone else.



♪ ♪

all: Oooh.

all: Oooh.

- Zach, I know you're not
a fish guy,

- so I made you a chicken substitute.
- so I made you a chicken substitute.



- Thanks, Clyde.
How thoughtful.

- [clears throat]
- [clears throat]



[grunting, coughing,
and panting]

[grunting, coughing,
and panting]

- Come on, Zach, take a bite.

- Clyde went to a lot of trouble.
- Clyde went to a lot of trouble.



- [chuckles]

[high-pitched whirring]

[weakly]
It's a little spicy.

- Hmm, I did put some arugula in there.
- Hmm, I did put some arugula in there.



Well, while you all enjoy
the salmon,

- I'm gonna bring out the main course;
- I'm gonna bring out the main course;



shallot showered entrecote.

- Heck, Clyde, I'll give you a hand.
- Heck, Clyde, I'll give you a hand.



♪ ♪

- [gasps] Good gravy!
- [gasps] Good gravy!



Is that a Yellow Sac spider?

- Oh it's a'jumpin'.
- Oh it's a'jumpin'.



Now it's over there.

- What? Where?

- [grunting]

- [grunting]

Got it!

That's a whole lotta
spider guts.

- We can serve the grub now.
- We can serve the grub now.



♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- I'd like to make a toast
to Clyde

- I'd like to make a toast
to Clyde

- and his amazing future at the academy.
- and his amazing future at the academy.



- You'll spend every minute honing your cooking skills.
- You'll spend every minute honing your cooking skills.



A semester of pastries,

a semester of soups,

a semester of soups,

a year of soufflés--

- And after you finished at the academy,
- And after you finished at the academy,



you'll study crepe making
in Brittany,

- then onto the Jura mountains for compte cheese making.
- then onto the Jura mountains for compte cheese making.



- You have a very bright future ahead of you, Clyde.
- You have a very bright future ahead of you, Clyde.



- Oh, my gosh,
it's everything

- our sweet baby Clyde has ever wanted.
- our sweet baby Clyde has ever wanted.



- The toast est finie.
- The toast est finie.



I cannot wait any longer
to try this delicious food.

- You can't open that!
- You can't open that!



- Qu'est ce qu'il ce passe
ici.

- Uh... - I'd really like my dinner,
- Uh... - I'd really like my dinner,



s'il vous plait.

Lincoln, stop it.

- Give her the meal.
- Give her the meal.



- Uh, nope.

Unfortunately,
I cannot do that.

Unfortunately,
I cannot do that.

Zach, run!

- Uh...
- Yah!

- [gasps]
- [gasps]



- [grunts, panting]

- Give it back, Zach.

- [grunts]
- [grunts]



Oof.

- Stella, Liam, catch.

- Stella, Liam, catch.

[all gasp]

- [grunting] - Whoa!
- [grunting] - Whoa!



[crashing]

- [panting]
[sighs]

- [panting]
[sighs]

[all sigh]

- [shouting] - Watch out!
- [shouting] - Watch out!



- Oh!
- Oh.

- Oh!
- Oh.

- What is wrong with you guys?
- What is wrong with you guys?



- We couldn't let Dean Dupont
have her dinner

because we sabotaged it.

because we sabotaged it.

- What?
- Sorry, Clyde,

- we just didn't want you to get into that fancy Francy academy.
- we just didn't want you to get into that fancy Francy academy.



- You'd live so far away from us.
- You'd live so far away from us.



- But we can't hold you back

- from the most amazing opportunity you've ever gotten.
- from the most amazing opportunity you've ever gotten.



- Please give Clyde another chance to cook for you.
- Please give Clyde another chance to cook for you.



His food is incredible.

- Come on, guys, we'd better go.
- Come on, guys, we'd better go.



♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- Wait, look,

- it's not cool that you guys tried to ruin my dinner,
- it's not cool that you guys tried to ruin my dinner,



but I've changed my mind
about the academy.

[all gasp]

[all gasp]

- I know it's an
incredible opportunity,

- but the curriculum sounds a little intense.
- but the curriculum sounds a little intense.



- I mean cheese making in the mountains?
- I mean cheese making in the mountains?



I have a phobia of tall,
snowcapped places.

- And no offense,
- And no offense,



but I really don't want
my future planned out.

- I love cooking, but I don't know
- I love cooking, but I don't know



that I want to spend
my whole life doing it.

- I might change my mind and become a teacher
- I might change my mind and become a teacher



or a motorcycle stuntman.

- [gasps]

- I'm sorry for all the trouble.
- I'm sorry for all the trouble.



- I understand, Clyde,

- but a talent like yours shouldn't go to waste.
- but a talent like yours shouldn't go to waste.



- I think there's still a way we can cook together.
- I think there's still a way we can cook together.



- Dip the eclair
into the chocolat,

- allowing the excess to drip off.
- allowing the excess to drip off.



- Très bien, Clyde.
- Merci.

- These part-time classes are the highlight of my week.
- These part-time classes are the highlight of my week.



- Ours too!

- [growling]
- Oh!

- [growls]

[burps]

[lively string music]

[lively string music]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- Pamela, darling, break out your best china,
- Pamela, darling, break out your best china,



- your rarest rainbow sprinkles. Spare no expense.
- your rarest rainbow sprinkles. Spare no expense.



- Oh, is it allowance day
already?

- You know it.
- You know it.



I'll have two scoops
of your finest gelato.

- And I'll do my usual
in a small.

- Ooh!

- Whoa! - Yay!
- Whoa! - Yay!



[chuckles]

- That's a small?

- Yeah, I'd get the large,

but I don't want
to ruin my dinner.

- [eating loudly]
- [eating loudly]



- Enjoy that Moon's Over My Pammy bucket.
- Enjoy that Moon's Over My Pammy bucket.



It's the last one.

We took it off the menu
to make room

for our brand-new sundae,
the Double Trouble.

for our brand-new sundae,
the Double Trouble.

- Actually you two could be perfect.
- Actually you two could be perfect.



- We're looking for a set of twins to promote it.
- We're looking for a set of twins to promote it.



You'd get a crown
and free ice cream for life.

You'd get a crown
and free ice cream for life.

- Ice cream for life?
- And a crown?

- Ice cream for life?
- And a crown?

[together]
We'll do it.

- Oh, oh, not so fast, girls.
- Oh, oh, not so fast, girls.



If you wanna represent
Auntie Pam's,

- you gotta earn it.
- you gotta earn it.



I'm holding a contest
that's open

- to all the twins of Royal Woods,
- to all the twins of Royal Woods,



so you'll have
some competition.

- Lola, we have to win.
- Lola, we have to win.



- We'll need to pull out
all the stops.

Ooh,
let's wear matching outfits!

Ooh,
let's wear matching outfits!

Fine, no matching outfits.

Fine, no matching outfits.

- But you have
to take a shower.

- Deal.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- First rule of any contest,

- know your enemy, and you can never lose.
- know your enemy, and you can never lose.



- Who's gonna be our biggest thr*at?
- Who's gonna be our biggest thr*at?



- Mr. Gross and Flip?
[tires screech]

- Um, what are you two trying to pull?
- Um, what are you two trying to pull?



You're not even related.

- What? You don't see the resemblance?
- What? You don't see the resemblance?



- Ooh, it's in the flavor savers.
- Ooh, it's in the flavor savers.



[both chuckling].

- Ugh.
- And what's Liam doing here?

- Ugh.
- And what's Liam doing here?

- Okay, fellers,
eye of the tiger.

- [goats bleat]
- [goats bleat]



- His twins aren't even human!
- Huh?

- They got every right to be here.
- They got every right to be here.



[horn honks]

- Uh, anyone seen my twin sister Mopes?
- Uh, anyone seen my twin sister Mopes?



- She looks just like me, except for she's on a moped.
- She looks just like me, except for she's on a moped.



- No way Scoot has a twin.
- No way Scoot has a twin.



The universe
would never be so cruel.

- Anyone seen my twin sister Scoots?
- Anyone seen my twin sister Scoots?



- She looks just like me, except for she's on a scooter.
- She looks just like me, except for she's on a scooter.



Ugh.

- Okay, Scoot's sister is obviously just her in a wig.
- Okay, Scoot's sister is obviously just her in a wig.



- This contest is going to be an ice cream cake walk.
- This contest is going to be an ice cream cake walk.



- Yeah, we're the only real twins here.
- Yeah, we're the only real twins here.



- Stop the presses.

- 'Cause Cheryl-- - And Meryl--
- 'Cause Cheryl-- - And Meryl--



[together]
Have arrived.

- Sorry for being tardy, y'all.
- Sorry for being tardy, y'all.



We may have gotten sucked
into an episode

- of our favorite soap opera, "Southern Hospitality."
- of our favorite soap opera, "Southern Hospitality."



- [blows whistle]

- Alrighty, who's ready to twin it up?
- Alrighty, who's ready to twin it up?



- Let's get this competition started.
- Let's get this competition started.



[all cheering]

Round one, taste test.

Round one, taste test.

- Down Home
Double Dutch Chocolate.

[bell rings]
- Yes!

- Uncle Charlie's Chicory. [bell rings]
- Uncle Charlie's Chicory. [bell rings]



[both bleat]

- Bah-bah Blueberry, you're absolutely right.
- Bah-bah Blueberry, you're absolutely right.



- [bell rings] [both bleat]
- [bell rings] [both bleat]



- Shriekin' Butter Pecan.
[bell rings]

- [snoring]
- [snoring]



[groans]

- Round two, customer service.
- Round two, customer service.



♪ ♪

- [blows raspberry] [horn honks]
- [blows raspberry] [horn honks]



[together]
Whoa!

- [together] Ah!
- [together] Ah!



- Grip it and whip it!

- We played a little
roller derby in college.

- They used to call us the Slingshot Sisters.
- They used to call us the Slingshot Sisters.



[laughs]
[goats bleat]

[both growling]

- [blows whistle] Disqualified.
- [blows whistle] Disqualified.



- Disqualified?
For why?

- Violation of Auntie Pam's Double Trouble Contract.
- Violation of Auntie Pam's Double Trouble Contract.



- I can't have my twins fighting. They need to be united.
- I can't have my twins fighting. They need to be united.



- [grunts]
- [grunts]



Round three,
ice cream sculpting.

Ooh.
[gasps]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

Ooh.

- It's the Eifel Tower, y'all.

- It's the Eifel Tower, y'all.

- Just like the one
from Las Vegas!

- [applause]
- [applause]



[both sigh]

- Our final teams are Cheryl and Meryl
- Our final teams are Cheryl and Meryl



and Lola and Lana.
- Bleh!

and Lola and Lana.
- Bleh!

- And now for the big moment.

- The Double Trouble twins and winners
- The Double Trouble twins and winners



of a lifetime supply
of ice cream are,

of a lifetime supply
of ice cream are,

lo and behold,
Cheryl and Meryl!

lo and behold,
Cheryl and Meryl!

- [both laughing and cheering]
- [both laughing and cheering]



[both sigh]

- It's no fair.
- It's no fair.



That crown and ice cream
should be ours.

- [both gasp] [tires screech]
- [both gasp] [tires screech]



[goats bleating]

- Hey, wait up, fellers!

- Hey, wait up, fellers!

- At least we
didn't get disqualified

- for fighting, right? - Fight clause.
- for fighting, right? - Fight clause.



- Lana, maybe there's a way we can still win.
- Lana, maybe there's a way we can still win.



Cheryl and Meryl
just need to start bickering,

- and Auntie Pam will make us the Double Trouble twins.
- and Auntie Pam will make us the Double Trouble twins.



- But how do we know they'll fight?
- But how do we know they'll fight?



- 'Cause you and I
are going to make them.

[school bell rings]

- Thanks for
the snack break, Cheryl.

- My pleasure, sugar. [trash can clanks]
- My pleasure, sugar. [trash can clanks]



- I've never heard a person talk as much as Cheryl.
- I've never heard a person talk as much as Cheryl.



She said, like,
a gazillion sentences,

- and they all started with "sugar".
- and they all started with "sugar".



- Does that mean
you got the scoop

on how to split up
her and Meryl?

- It won't be easy. Those two are tight.
- It won't be easy. Those two are tight.



- They eat ice cream together every night.
- They eat ice cream together every night.



They watch
all the same TV shows,

- like "Southern Hospitality."
- like "Southern Hospitality."



They even double date
with their boyfriends.

- Hmm, I can work
with all that.

- Hmm, I can work
with all that.

[soft dramatic music]

[hairdryer whooshing]

[hairdryer whooshing]

- [screams]

- Meryl, did you spill the ice cream?
- Meryl, did you spill the ice cream?



Now we got a dairy river

- the size of the Mississippi on our floor.
- the size of the Mississippi on our floor.



- Don't blame me.
I didn't do it.

- [both growl]
- [both growl]



- Well, no use cryin'
over spilled ice cream.

- We got plenty more in the back-up freezer.
- We got plenty more in the back-up freezer.



- Ugh!
- Ugh!



♪ ♪

- [whistling melody] - [grunts]
- [whistling melody] - [grunts]



- "Dearest Cheryl,

- "being with you makes my heart flutter.
- "being with you makes my heart flutter.



"But I can't stand your sister.
It's me or her.

Signed, your boyfriend."

Signed, your boyfriend."

- [chuckles] Just like Mama always says,
- [chuckles] Just like Mama always says,



sisters before misters.
Buh-bye, Darryl.

- I hope this works.

- [line trilling]
- [line trilling]



[phone ringing]

- Yello, Che-Meryl residence. You got Meryl.
- Yello, Che-Meryl residence. You got Meryl.



- Hey, sugar, it's me, your sister.
- Hey, sugar, it's me, your sister.



- Hey, sugar.

- I'm in a bit of a pickle here at school.
- I'm in a bit of a pickle here at school.



Huggins has a bee
in his office.

Actually, a lot of bees.

Actually, a lot of bees.

- Come home safe, my babies.
[bees buzzing]

- Come home safe, my babies.
[bees buzzing]

- I'm fixing to be here awhile.

- You should go on ahead and watch the season finale
- You should go on ahead and watch the season finale



of "Southern Hospitality"
without me.

of "Southern Hospitality"
without me.

- What?

- Well, that don't sound like you at all.
- Well, that don't sound like you at all.



You serious about this?

- As serious as a hoedown. - Ooh, that is serious.
- As serious as a hoedown. - Ooh, that is serious.



- And I am chompin' at the bit
- And I am chompin' at the bit



to find out
about this pie thief.

Ooh, okay.
I'll watch.

Ooh, okay.
I'll watch.

- [screams]
Run, Huggins.

- [screams]
Run, Huggins.

They think my beehive
is their beehive!

- ♪ ♪
- ♪ ♪



- [blows nose]

- [sobbing]
- [sobbing]



- Ooh, boy, did I have
a dickens of a day.

- And are you watching
- And are you watching



the "Southern Hospitality"
finale without me?

the "Southern Hospitality"
finale without me?

- Uh, you called
and told me to.

- That is a backhoe of lies.
- That is a backhoe of lies.



I think I would remember
something like that.

- You calling me a fibber? - If the kitten heel fits!
- You calling me a fibber? - If the kitten heel fits!



- How dare you?
- Humph!

- How dare you?
- Humph!

- Oh and B-T-dubs,
Wayland is the pie thief!

- Oh and B-T-dubs,
Wayland is the pie thief!

- [gasp]
- [blows nose]

- [gasp]
- [blows nose]

♪ ♪

- Welcome all to the debut
of our Double Trouble sundae.

- Welcome all to the debut
of our Double Trouble sundae.

- Welcome all to the debut
of our Double Trouble sundae.

Exciting, isn't it,
Double Trouble twins?

Exciting, isn't it,
Double Trouble twins?

[together]
Humph!

- Who wants to cut the ribbon? - I'll do it.
- Who wants to cut the ribbon? - I'll do it.



- I'm surprised you haven't
already done it without me,

- you low-down pie thief spoiler. - [gasps]
- you low-down pie thief spoiler. - [gasps]



[crowd gasps]
- Oops.

- [gasps] Okay, ladies, settle down.
- [gasps] Okay, ladies, settle down.



♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- [laughs]
You missed me.

[blows raspberry]
- Ugh!

[blows raspberry]
- Ugh!

You two are in violation

- of my Auntie Pam anti-fight clause.
- of my Auntie Pam anti-fight clause.



[both gasp]

- As runners up,
- As runners up,



- I hereby crown you two the Double Trouble twins.
- I hereby crown you two the Double Trouble twins.



- Us?
This is all so unexpected.

- Us?
This is all so unexpected.

[all cheer]

- The sign-up line for our Unlimited Double Trouble
- The sign-up line for our Unlimited Double Trouble



ice cream party starts here!

- And remember, it's VIPS only.
- And remember, it's VIPS only.



- Mornin'...
[sobbing]

- Roosters.
- Roosters.



Today's lunch will be

two identical twin
fish sticks!

two identical twin
fish sticks!

Sorry, Principal Huggins,
it's just that Meryl is gone.

Sorry, Principal Huggins,
it's just that Meryl is gone.

[sobbing]

[sobbing]

- After our tussle at Auntie Pam's parlor,
- After our tussle at Auntie Pam's parlor,



we was both madder
than wet hens,

- so this morning, Meryl packed up her stuff
- so this morning, Meryl packed up her stuff



and left for the bus station.

and left for the bus station.

[sobbing]

[blows nose]

[blows nose]

- All right Cheryl, let's go.
Get up.

- All right Cheryl, let's go.
Get up.

- We're getting your twin back.

- [gasps] What?
- [gasps] What?



[screams]

- Up ahead, that must be Meryl's bus.
- Up ahead, that must be Meryl's bus.



- Hurry! We're gonna miss her!
- Hurry! We're gonna miss her!



- Hang on!
- [screams]

- Hang on!
- [screams]

[loud crash]

[coughing]

- What is she doing here?

- What is she doing here?

- Look, Meryl, if you want to be mad
- Look, Meryl, if you want to be mad



at someone, be mad at us.

- Yeah, we wanted ice cream so bad,
- Yeah, we wanted ice cream so bad,



we tricked you two
into fighting.

- [both gasp]
- [both gasp]



- It was stupid,
and we feel so terrible.

- If anyone knows how much twins need each other, it's us.
- If anyone knows how much twins need each other, it's us.



- Yeah, you can't leave, Meryl.
- Yeah, you can't leave, Meryl.



Twins gotta stick together.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- Well, I guess I could stay.

- Well, I guess I could stay.

After all,
you are the soft serve

to my waffle cone.
- [screams]

to my waffle cone.
- [screams]

We gotta celebrate our reunion!

We gotta celebrate our reunion!

[upbeat music]

- [goats bleat]
- [goats bleat]



- You know, you should throw
more twin soirees.

- [tires screech] - I heard about the twin party.
- [tires screech] - I heard about the twin party.



- Guess our invite got lost in the mail.
- Guess our invite got lost in the mail.



- Spare us, Scoots.

- We know your "sister" Mopes isn't real.
- We know your "sister" Mopes isn't real.



[tires screech]

- What are you lookie-loos
staring at?

- You never seen twins before?

- ♪ Cramped inside
this tiny space ♪

- ♪ May sound bad but ain't the case ♪
- ♪ May sound bad but ain't the case ♪



♪ In the Loud house ♪
- ♪ Loud house ♪

- ♪ Duck and dodge and push and shove ♪
- ♪ Duck and dodge and push and shove ♪



- ♪ That's the way we show our love in the Loud house ♪
- ♪ That's the way we show our love in the Loud house ♪



- ♪ Loud house ♪

- ♪ Laundry piles stacked up high ♪
- ♪ Laundry piles stacked up high ♪



♪ Hand-me-downs
that make me cry ♪

- ♪ Stand in line to take a pee ♪
- ♪ Stand in line to take a pee ♪



♪ Never any privacy ♪

♪ Chaos with kids ♪

- ♪ That's the way it always is ♪
- ♪ That's the way it always is ♪



♪ In the Loud house ♪