05x04 - Island Angels

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Once upon a time,

there were three
beautiful girls.

Two of them graduated
from the police academy.

The other graduated from
a top school for models.

And they each
reaped their rewards

of their exciting careers.

But I took them
away from all that,

and now they work for me.

My name is Charlie.

♪♪

♪♪

Lieutenant, that's
a pretty wild story.

A professional assassin
coming to Hawaii to fill a contract.

Sounds more like a case
for James Bond instead of us.

Why did you come
to us, lieutenant?

Because of her.

Me?

Washington gave
me your name. Why?

You were on vacation in
Mexico City two years ago.

Yeah?

And you were at
the train station...

When the man went
berserk and sh*t up the place.

Not berserk.

He was a hired assassin.

The same man we think
is on the way to Hawaii

And you think I
can identify him?

Can you?

I'll never forget him.

Then you'll help us?

Of course we will.
When do we start?

At the airport right now.

♪♪

A t*rror1st attempt was just
made in the Athens Airport

on the life of Eric Nilsson

the head of World Pac,

the international
peace organization.

Nilsson survived but three
of his bodyguards didn't.

The Red Circle
is claiming credit.

More importantly, they've vowed

that he'll never live to
make his next speech.

Which he's supposed
to deliver here

at the convention
center on Saturday.

I don't have to tell
you how important it is

that the assassin doesn't
get out of the airport.

If he gets out there
among all those tourists,

we may not get him at all.

At least, not in time.

Let's go.

Lieutenant.

You know, the airport
isn't the only way

to get onto these islands.

No, but it's the
most likely way.

But just to assure, we have
the men covering the harbor.

♪♪

This will be Flight 901.

Last stop was L.A.

Most of the passengers are
with the singles tour. Club Aloha.

They're going to take over
the Paradise Beach Hotel

for two weeks.

What makes you
think the assassin

will be on this
particular flight?

We are planning on
covering all the flights,

especially the ones
from the mainland.

See you later.

Well, the Red Circle's
a European g*ng.

Wouldn't he be
coming in from Europe?

Now, if you were gonna come
to Hawaii to k*ll somebody,

would you spend
an hour in customs

or would you clear
customs on the mainland

where nobody's looking for you?

You're right. I got you.

Here they come.

Passengers for Flight 709
may now board at Gate 16.

Gate 16.

For Mr. Rowan,

please call the flight desk.

For Mr. Rowan, please
call the flight desk.

Club Aloha singles.
Everybody over here.

Come on, group.

Come on, group.

Club Aloha singles.

Everybody over here.

The buses will be waiting
outside of the main terminal.

You can't miss them.

How do we get our bags?

Take the shuttles out front.

And please, people,
please stick together.

Come on. Let's go. Club
Aloha singles, follow me.

Aloha singles, right this way.

Okay, march. Let's go.

Club Aloha singles, over here.

Flight Officer Clarke,

please contact Maintenance.

Flight Officer Clarke,
please contact Maintenance.

Hang in there, everybody.
You're almost there.

Right this way.

All passengers for
Flight 492 to Chicago

now boarding Gate 43.

All passengers for
Flight 492 to Chicago

now boarding Gate 43.

That's him.

That's him, just going
through the door.

Passengers for Lisbon may
now board Flight 123 at Gate 4.

Flight 123 now
boarding at Gate 4.

After you.

Don, do you read me?

Go ahead, lieutenant.

Our man just
boarded the shuttle.

We're ready for him down here.

We want to see if
he's meeting anyone,

so make sure nobody tries to
take him until I give the word.

Okay.

♪♪

That's him.

He's wearing a moustache.

Taxi!

Sorry, this cab's taken.

Hold it right there.

Why don't you give it all up?

You heard.

Are you all cops?

Just say we're good friends.

Friends?

Is there a law against
wearing a moustache?

No.

But there is one against
using a false passport.

Bureaucrats.

They're all imbeciles.

They must have, uh,
confused the passports.

But this is your suitcase.

It appears so.

And these are your clothes?

They seem so.

This would be your machine g*n.

I have never seen it before.

Call on five.

It's Interpol. ID Section.

Yes? What is it?

Lieutenant Torres.

Thank you.

He is Fredrick Ober, all right.

He did time in
France and in ltaly.

The Seret was able
to make a positive ID

on the photo we telexed.

You'll never save
the pig Nilsson.

Where I have failed,
another will succeed.

The Red Circle always succeeds.

Bureaucrats!

Sam, get him out of here.

Thank you, ladies.

And you, Mr. Bosley.

That was pretty easy, wasn't it?

Maybe almost too easy.

Just what I was thinking.

It was what we
were all thinking.

Lieutenant, when the Red Circle
tried to k*ll Nilsson in Athens,

exactly what happened?

He was changing planes.
There was a tour group...

Tour group?

In Athens, it was
a religious group.

Pilgrims going to the Holy Land.

These two Red Circle members

were disguised as
members of the group.

Did you say "two"?

I guess one was a backup
in case the other one failed.

Fortunately, they both failed.

Wait a minute.
What did Ober say?

"Where I have failed,
another will succeed."

In the meantime, while we
were paying that attention to Ober,

another assassin could
have slipped through.

Ober wanted us to catch him.

It was too easy.

We are going to have to
check everyone on that plane.

That's going to
take a long time.

What else can I do?

Lieutenant, didn't you say

that all the singles were
staying at the same hotel?

Well, that should give
us a pretty good idea

where the assassin would be.

Well, yes, probably.

Well, with your
permission, of course,

maybe we could
save you a little time.

With Nilsson due in
Honolulu in less than 72 hours,

I will take all the
help I can get.

I think Julie and
Bos should do a story

on swinging singles.

♪♪

Hi, I'm Toni Green.

You're from Single
Life magazine?

You're here to do the article?

That's right. I'm John Bosley.

This is my photographer,
Julie Rogers.

Glad to meet you.

Come on, let me show you around.

I can't wait to get started.

You see, I hope to
capture the real story

of life at the
Paradise Beach Hotel.

I mean, who the people
are, why they come here,

what they hope to
find, what they do find.

I think I'll call the article,
"Singles in Paradise."

What do you
think? Real original.

Ah. Well, as far
as I'm concerned,

you can call it
anything you want,

as long as you
spell the names right.

Hey, don't forget, we're
doing a picture layout too.

Oh, of course, pictures,
pictures. Lots of pictures.

The beautiful people
in the beautiful setting.

As a matter of fact, the
pictures will probably tell

as much of the
story as the words.

Maybe even more.

Oh, very funny.
Professional jealousy.

Come on.

Can I ask you
something, Mr. Bosley?

Only if you call me John.

John.

All right, what's the question?

Well, actually, it's more
of a favor than a question.

I'd appreciate it if you'd
handle our guests gently

when it comes to
taking pictures of them.

Oh, why is that?

Well, you see, the
philosophy of the club

is to provide an environment

where single people can
get together on equal footing.

You know, where
there aren't a lot of rules.

And while they're all
supposed to be single,

that isn't always the case.

Oh, well, don't
worry about that.

Single Life magazine
is not a scandal sheet.

You see, we would
never take a picture

and print it of anyone
without their permission.

Oh, never.

You don't know how much
better that makes me feel.

How about if I get a sh*t of
the two of you to start things off?

Terrific. If we have
your permission.

Of course you do.

sh**t.

sh**t.

♪♪

Hi there. Hi. How's it going?

Are you kidding? I worked
one summer in my uncle's bar.

The bar business
is like swimming.

Once you learn
how, you never forget.

What can I get you, Mr. Bosley?

Whatever he's
having, it's on the club.

Well, I've heard an awful lot
about your Hawaiian coffee.

I think I'll have one
of those. All right.

Coffee? I'm disappointed.

Miss Green, I am working.

It's Toni. And what
time do you get off?

Hopefully soon.

All right.

♪♪

Ah, there you are. How
are you coming, Kelly?

Well, we started
with the plane's crew

and anyone flying
on foreign passport.

There were 13 of them.
But they all seem okay.

Oh, and Toni Green,
the tour director,

looks clean too.

She's been with the
club for three years.

Well, where did
the flight originate?

New York.

But it stopped in Chicago,
Detroit and Minneapolis.

Yeah, all of which are
near the Canadian border.

Right.

Our man travels from
Europe to Canada,

crosses over to the U.S.
at any number of spots,

and then hops a
flight to the islands.

Well, these people
aren't amateurs, are they?

They certainly aren't.

Lieutenant Torres is
tracing Ober's moves

to see if anyone else
followed exactly the same route.

Kelly, listen, do you
think there's any chance

of convincing Nilsson
to delay his visit

until we can assure his safety?

Nilsson won't budge.

Torres' boss tried, the
governor of the state tried,

and he says his schedule's
set and he won't change it.

He doesn't want the Red Circle
to think he can be intimidated.

Well, it seems to me it's
better to be intimidated

than to be dead.

Well, unfortunately,
you're not him.

Bottom line is he'll
be here in 48 hours.

Yeah.

Smile.

Thanks.

♪♪

Where's the, uh,
rest of your foursome?

It's just me. I'm playing alone.

You mean you came to a singles
resort so you could be alone?

Now, that is different.

Uh, my name is John Bosley.

I'm doing an article
on Club Aloha.

Bud Fisher. Hi.

What kind of an article?

Well, it's for Single
Life magazine.

I just wanna find out what goes
on at a swinging singles resort.

You've got the wrong
fellow. This is my first time.

Really? Oh, that's perfect.

I'd love to get
your point of view.

You know, like what
did you expect exactly?

How does "to be
left alone" sound?

Oh, well, I'm just
trying to do my job.

That's fine. Then do it with
somebody else, all right?

Hey, fellas. Over here.

No pictures, please.

Look, I asked you
nicely, NOW you...

Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Look, relax. I won't use it.

Well, if you do, then I'm
gonna sue the both of you

for invasion of privacy,
and I'm gonna win too.

Okay, okay. You're not
the only picture on the roll.

When I get it developed,
I'll give you the negative.

Fair enough?

Friend of yours?

Not exactly.

Well, one thing's for sure.

Another Jack Nicklaus, he ain't.

♪♪

Hey. Oh, you're in trouble.

Oh!

Are you all right? Yes.

Oh, you got me.

Hey! Cut that out!

You go on. I'll
take care of them.

John Bosley, Single
Life magazine.

Now, wait a minute. No way
are we gonna be in that magazine.

Take it easy, Jack.

Look, you know
what that would do.

Why don't you go up to the hotel

and let me talk to him, huh?

You certainly handled
him well, miss...?

Gallo. Lisa Gallo.

Uh, can I trust you?

Depends what with?

A confession.

Do I look like a priest?

Not much, but
I think I'll risk it,

if you'll buy me a drink.

Well, what about your friend?

Well, what about him?

Right.

Here we go.

What I have going with Jack
Barrows is totally innocent.

He's married and
you call it innocent.

Well, adult innocent.

Whether it lasts a day, a
week, or several weeks,

nobody's gonna get hurt.

Unless his wife sees
those photographs of us.

Oh, don't worry. Your secret
is safe with Julie and me.

I knew you'd understand.

Is that why a woman like
you comes to a resort like this?

I mean, were you hoping to
meet someone like Jack Barrows?

Unless I could meet
someone better.

You know, the nice thing
about having relationships

at a place like this is that
nobody expects them to last.

I'll remember that.

I'll quote you.

Forget the quote.

Remember me.

Oh, I think I'll
remember you, all right.

♪♪

Give me that last one again.

KELLY: Mark Williams.

The address and phone number

he gave the airlines
are both phony.

And he paid cash for his ticket.

I know it's not much but...

Well, it's more than
we had a few hours ago.

Oh, and there are a couple of
other names we can eliminate.

All right. Well, then look,

you have to hold
on for a second.

I've gotta get my passenger
list. It's in the bedroom.

Be right back.

♪♪

Bos!

Bosley! Bos!

Did you see anyone
else in the hallway?

Well, yes, a man just ran
by as I came out of my room.

He went towards the pool.

Oh, not where
they're having the luau.

What happened?

There was a burglar in my room.

Did he take anything?

Oh, nothing I can't replace.

Just a roll of
film I sh*t today.

♪♪

You could have at least
told me who you were.

I'm sorry, there was
just no other way.

Hi. Hi.

Here it is.

Out of 36 sh*ts on that roll,
22 were Club Aloha guests.

Well, this should simplify
our job considerably.

Well, at least we know
the assassin is in this hotel.

And our boy wouldn't
have taken such a chance

unless he knew that his
picture was on file somewhere.

I've already talked to Interpol.

They're sending every
photo they can come up with

of known Red Circle members.

Okay. By tomorrow night,

I'll have another sh*t
of everyone on the list.

You know, if I could get
moved to the lobby bar,

it would make it a
whole lot easier to see

if any of the 22
leave the hotel.

I think I can arrange it.

I'll have men out
front at all times.

All you have to
do is say the word.

They'll tail anybody you say.

Good.

Bos, what about that Mark
Williams I called you about?

Is he on Julie's list?

Uh, no, he's not.

Who's Mark Williams?

Oh, that poor man.

He's been sick ever
since he arrived.

I don't think he's
been out of his room.

Has he seen a doctor?

He is a doctor.

How do you know?

I don't know. He said he was.

Well, he lied to the airlines

about his phone
number and address.

Oh, dear. I see what you mean.

Julie, along with the sh*ts
of the 22, do you think... 7?

Mark Williams? I got him.

♪♪

♪♪

Barrows just left
here in a big hurry.

Two of his men
are following him.

I think we may have something.

What do you think?

I think it's a little too soon

to start planning
our victory party.

Maybe I should get out there

and supervise the
surveillance myself.

It might be a good idea.

♪♪

Well, as far as I know,

Bud Fisher is exactly
who he says he is:

a business
executive from Detroit.

Besides, he doesn't
have an accent of any kind.

Nothing says our man
will have an accent.

Hi. Got them.

All 22?7 So fast?

Yup. This time, you keep them.

I'll see that Kris gets them.

Okay. Well, off to
my next assignment.

The reclusive Mark Williams.

See you later. Goodbye.

♪♪

I hope you don't mind me
dropping in on you like this.

That's about the corniest
line I've ever heard.

Well, if I knew this
was gonna happen,

I'd have thought
of a better one.

Are you hurt?

Only my professional pride.

Oh, I see.

Uh, if you don't mind my asking,

what are you... 7? What
are you doing up there?

I work for Single Life magazine,

and we're doing an
article on the club,

and I was trying to
get some pictures.

Pictures? Pictures of what?

Of you.

Of me? Why me?

You're our mystery man.

I mean, you've been hiding
out here like Howard Hughes.

I just had to have
a sh*t of a man

who would come to
Club Aloha to be a hermit.

Well, I hate to disappoint you,

but Club Aloha would not
have been my first choice.

It just so happened to be the
first plane leaving Minneapolis

when I arrived at the airport.

You sound like a man in a
big hurry to get some place.

No. To get away from someone.

Wanna talk about her?

It's not just her.

It's them.

My wife and one of my patients.

I'm a doctor.

And she's my nurse,
or was my nurse.

♪♪

Bos. Barrows just came
back with a shopping bag.

Yeah, well, Kelly
just called in.

Lieutenant Torres
followed Barrows downtown

to a luggage shop in Honolulu.

Well, he's gotta have
a connection here

if he wanted to get
away afterwards.

Also to get a w*apon.

He certainly couldn't
carry one on a plane.

It looks like we've
got a live one.

I hope it's the live one.

Nilsson is due in Honolulu
tomorrow afternoon.

Well, don't worry.

Barrows won't leave this
hotel without company.

Just because you saw them
together doesn't mean anything.

You think that
doesn't bother me?

What if nothing happened?

I ran off like some spoiled kid.

Do you love her?

Yes.

Or I did. I don't know anymore.

Well, you're never gonna
find out by hiding like an ostrich

with your head in the sand.

No, I don't think I
can speak with her.

Not yet anyway.

Well, while you're thinking
about it, do me a favor.

Take your picture?

Thanks.

I gotta go now, but
if you really love her,

give her another chance, okay?

Uh...

Why is it you don't
use the front door?

It's a lot simpler.

Good thinking.

♪♪

I just talked to Kelly.

These are the photos
that Julie took this morning.

Just got them back from the lab.

Any of these match up
with the Red Circle photos?

Not so far.

Uh-oh, Bos.

Trouble.

You've got company.

I'm surprised to
see you still alone.

Well, like I said, I'm working.

Why don't you interview
me over a drink?

Only a fool would turn
down such a beautiful lady.

Won't you sit down?

Miss.

Well, what would you like?

Mai tai.

Fine.

To paraphrase your own lines,

I'm surprised to
see you alone again.

Oh, you mean Jack?

Well, lately my life just seems

to be a series of
one-night stands.

Doesn't that, uh, bother you?

Of course it bothers me.

But not as much as being married

to a man like that
would bother me.

I think I've found someone much
more interesting to replace him.

Oh? Who?

You.

Did anyone ever tell you
that you're outrageous?

Yes, they usually say
outrageous and charming.

Have you ever been married?

Never.

Now, how could such
an attractive man as you

stay single, hm?

Oh, there's a lot to be
said for being single.

Well, you don't have to
sell me on staying single.

I've been single
several times myself.

I wonder where
everybody's going.

Let's go find out.

It's Barrows.

♪♪

♪♪

According to Lieutenant Torres,
the maid cleaned the room

after Barrows came
back to the hotel,

and she doesn't remember
throwing out a shopping bag.

Well, he could've dumped
the bag someplace else.

Or he could have left the bag
and its contents someplace else.

And that someone k*lled him?

Suppose someone left a w*apon

at the luggage shop
for the assassin.

Now, it's not likely that
he would risk exposure

by picking it up himself, is it?

So he sends Jack Barrows.

But if Barrows is an
accomplice, why k*ll him?

Hello?

Yes. We're all here.

All right. Thank you very much.

The medical examiner just
finished the autopsy on Barrows.

He d*ed of a slow-acting
poison, a relatively rare one.

It would take some medical
knowledge to administer it.

Dr. Mark Williams?

I can't believe it.

Well, he did give
a false address

and phone number to the airline.

Well, who knows
why he'd do that?

He said he was so mixed up,

he just caught the
first plane he could get.

He didn't care
where he was going.

Well, I hope
you're right, Julie,

but we can't take that chance.

No. No, you're right. We can't.

Well, I better get
this film off to the lab.

His picture's on it.

Any luck with the first roll?

Interpol just sent a
batch of new photos

of the Red Circle
people. It's slow.

Oh, you can eliminate
the one named Bud Fisher.

Oh? Why is that?

- His real name's Zzbrofski.
- Zzbrofski per script - Nick

He's an accountant with
a labor union in Detroit.

Apparently, the FBI
wants to talk to him

about some missing funds.

Well, why doesn't
Lieutenant Torres

tell the FBI where
they can find him?

Already done.

Ah, it's getting late. I
better get back to Honolulu.

Well, there's nothing more
we can do tonight, anyway.

First thing in the morning,
the lieutenant and I

are gonna pay a visit
to that luggage shop.

Don't worry. We'll get a break.

You'd better. Nilsson's plane
touches down in about 15 hours.

♪♪

Morning. Can I help you?

Well, I hope so.

My friend's husband
was in yesterday

and he bought
her a beautiful bag,

and I'd love to
have one just like it.

Which bag was it?

Well, I don't see it.

I don't think it
was any of these.

Do you have some
more in the back?

No, this is all. Except
for custom orders.

That's it. It must have
been a custom order.

I'll look it up in
the order book.

Is the I for Lin?

Oh, yes. I put it
on all custom work.

Very nice.

Now, what's your friend's name?

Oh, Kris Barrows.

Her husband's name
is Jack Barrows.

Don't know anybody by that name.

Well, sure you do. He
was in here yesterday.

No. Sorry.

Don't worry, lieutenant,

he won't give you
any more trouble.

♪♪

Are you, uh, leaving us?

Oh... What's wrong?

Well, I just can't
stay here any longer,

not after what happened.

I didn't think Barrows
meant that much to you.

He was just a guy,
but he was nice.

Why did that have to happen?

Well, will you be going home?

I've had enough fun for a while.

Look at them. All
laughing and carrying on

as if nothing ever happened.

I've gotta get out of here.

I'm just sorry that we
didn't have a chance

to become better acquainted.

I don't think it
was in the cards.

Well...

it might have been interesting.

When you come to New York,

will you call me?

I don't get to New
York very often.

Is she all right? She
seemed very upset.

She was upset.

I think I might
have misjudged her.

Kris. Bos.

Take a look at these.
We hit the jackpot.

Which one is he?

Not him. Her. It's Lisa Gallo.

Are you sure?

Well, what do you think?

Well, it's such a bad picture.

Her real name's
Francesca Girard.

She's French-Algerian.

She was a nurse, so she'd
know how to use the poison.

She just checked
out, and I let her go.

Mark Williams is gone,

but his bags are in the
bungalow. He didn't check out.

When I couldn't find him,

we used Toni's
passkey to get inside.

Could the Red Circle
have sent a third k*ller?

It's gotta be Mark Williams.

Kelly, when will the pictures
that Julie took of Williams

be ready at the lab?

Not soon enough
to do us any good.

Oh, I know what he
looks like, so does Toni.

I sure do.

Well, we all know
where to find them.

Right. The airport. Let's go.

I just talked to the tower.

Now, Nilsson's plane is due
to arrive one half hour early.

Oh, great. Where's Julie?

She and Toni are
out there somewhere.

I better get with Torres.

♪♪

Will Mr. Rowan

please call the flight desk?

Will Mr. Rowan please
call the flight desk?

All passengers of
Flight 492 to Chicago

may now board at Gate 43.

♪♪

Excuse me, excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me. Excuse me, please.

John? What are you doing here?

Looking for you.

This is not where you
catch your flight to New York.

I had something
else I had to do.

Not anymore you don't.

♪♪

That must be his wife.

Dr. Williams.

Hi.

You were right.

Sometimes there really
is a happily ever after.

♪♪

♪♪

Hi, everybody. ALL: Hi.

Hi, Charlie. If you're there.

CHARLIE: Right here, Julie.

We were just about to go out
to lunch. You wanna join us?

Oh, I'd love to, but
I just had brunch

with Dr. Williams and his wife.

They wanted to say thanks.

I guess this is our
day for thank yous.

Charlie just got a nice call
from the governor's office.

Not to mention a call from
the World Peace Organization

and several from European
law enforcement agencies.

You landed a big fish when
you brought in Lisa Gallo.

Wow, I'm impressed.

We're impressed too. With you.

Well, I...

Thank you. I just did...

Well, it's not what you
did, it's how you did it.

I don't understand.

Well, Kris means you handled
your part of the assignment

like you'd been
doing it for years.

She's right, Julie.

I've been doing this sort
of thing for a long time.

You're one of the fastest
learners I've ever seen.

And from what
Dr. Williams told me,

she's also a pretty
good marriage counselor.

Oh, wow.

I feel so, uh, dumb.

I have so much to say and I...

Well, what's most important

is that you really make
me feel like I belong.

And that really
means a lot to me.

It's really important
for someone like me

to have friends like you.

Well, Julie, you're more
than a friend to us now.

You're part of the family.

Right.

Yes, indeed.

Welcome. Thanks.

All right.

♪♪