01x15 - Would You Wrather Catch a Fish?

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Coop and Cami Ask the World". Aired: October 12, 2018 – September 11, 2020.*
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01x15 - Would You Wrather Catch a Fish?

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Hey, Wratherheads,


coming at you from a slightly
different angle than usual.


[crash]


Last night, we asked,
would you rather stay up until a.m.,


or wake up at a.m.?
You guys chose, "stay up until :."


So, we did.


The problem is... so did Ollie.


-Stay back, you foul beast!
-[whipping]


He's half asleep,
and has been battling a stuffed animal


with a fishing pole since midnight.


Eat my sword!


[whipping]


Which is why I called in reinforcements.


Cami, I got here as quick as I could!


Where's this plate of cheeses
you need me to sample?


The beast has a friend!


An odd little gnome...
who sleeps under the bridge!


Uh, rude! It's called "bed head"?


att*ck!


-[whip]
-Ah! Right in my rock hard abs!


[whipping]


[panting] You coulda warned me
Ollie's on a rampage!


But all is forgiven
as long as I get those cheeses.


There's no cheeses!


I brought you in as bait to distract him.


You thought of me?


Wait... do you guys hear that?


I think he might've finally calmed down.


[snoring]


[all] Aww!


[Ollie continues snoring]


Ah-ah-ah--!


Ah-ah-ah--!


[sigh]


Phew! That was a close one.


[crash, glass breaks]


-He lives!
-Ah! Safety turtle!


Victory!


[theme music playing]


Would you rather lose your phone


Or give up pizza for a month


Share your diary with the world


Or have to eat it for your lunch


Sing out of tune to your friends


Or trip and fall into your crush


Shave your head, paint it red


Or use your dog's toothbrush


We need a little Q and A


Come on, Wratherheads, play along


- Would you rather do this
- Would you rather do this


- Or would you rather do that
- Would you rather do that


Don't matter what we do


We're doing it with you


I'd rather do that


Ask the world


- Would you rather do this
- Would you rather do this


- Or would you rather just dance
- Or would you rather just dance


No matter what we do
We're doing it with you


I'd rather do that


Ask the world!


Would you rather do that?


Last piece! You wanna do the honors?


Let's do it together.


-And it's good!
-Sweet completion!


[both] Boom!


Ooh, the puzzle sisters are at it again.


I'm gonna go get another one.


So, Mom, I've got some news for you.


I've decided to join the Clover Scouts.


You? A Clover Scout?


What's the catch?


No catch!


I just think there are
a lot of valuable life lessons,


and-- okay, you got me.


They're having a robotics competition,


and the winner gets to present their robot
in New York Cit-aay!


Honey! That's great!


I loved being a Clover Mom for Charlotte.


Are you two having "Clover talk"?
What's going on? What's up? What's up?


Clover Scouts added a Robotics Badge,
and I'm going to get it.


A new... badge? Can they even do that?


Because I earned all
when I was a Clover Scout,


and my name was in the paper.


We know. You made a puzzle out of it.


Oh, this is gonna be so much fun!
What kind of robot should we make?


-I was thinking--
-I need that th badge!


My vest is incomplete.


Mom, start the car, we're taking my vest


for a full steam cleaning,
and I'm signing back-up!


Sweetie, breathe.


You can't be a Clover Scout anymore,
you're past the age cut off.


Well, I'll sue them, then.


Charlotte,
I don't even care about the badge.


You can have it.


Really?! Thanks!


[harsh whisper]
I'm gonna call the paper!


Alright, Ollie.


Since it was our fault
you slept till :,


I'm treating you to a late breakfast.


Afternoon eggs!


Where are you with the eggs, Fred?


Don't rush me!


Choosing the perfect egg
is not an easy task.


So, you excited
I'm taking you fishing tomorrow?


Yeah, I'm gonna catch
so many fish with my sword.


Again, it's a fishing pole.


I worry about you sometimes.


But, as your big brother,
it's time I introduce you


to the awesomeness of fishing.
Just you and me, out on the open water...


-And Fred.
-And Fred.


And Fred.


My first fishing trip was with Dad,
and it was the best day ever!


I'm gonna teach you


that this is way more than just a sword.


I know that. It's, also, a nose-picker.


It's not a nose-picker,
and neither is your toothbrush.


Right...


my toothbrush.


Okay! Here I go, the perfect egg!


[Fred breathing excitedly]




cr*ck this baby open and fry her up!


-[hard bang]
-Ha!


You, old chum, have been Fred'ed!


Why'd you give me a hardboiled egg?


Because you can't cook it!


Gotcha!


Is this is the kind of "fun"
I can expect on the boat?


He doesn't understand
this insane prank w*r


we're in the middle of,


after you locked me
in the bathroom last week?


You locked yourself in.


There was a lot of crying,
who can remember the details?


Face it, Coop, I got you good.


The prank ball is in your court, sir.


Sure. Game on, buddy.


Hey, guys.


Cooper, I just wanted to make sure
you bring your boating permit tomorrow.


Oh, we get it. Cooper passed
his boating test, and I failed mine.


You don't have to keep
rubbing it in my face.


Oh, Fred. I'm sorry.


I had no clue you didn't pass.


But I am happy the system is doing its job
in weeding out the riff-raff.


You just got a hard-boiled "Fred egg"
coming your way, lady.


[Cami] When I designed our robot,
I took three factors into account.


Practicality, designability,
and deliciousness.


A robot that makes s'mores
is the only logical conclusion!


Hey, are you eating our supplies?!


[mouth full] Mm-mm.


So I won't see anything
if you open your mouth?


Mm--


[laughs] Okay, I'm busted!


I hear laughing.
Does that mean the robot's finished?


And she's wearing the vest.


[sighs] Isn't she beautiful?


Except for this open space right here.


It's starting to give me
a tiny case of the itchies.


Relax, the robot is done,
and your badge is coming.


Mom and I proudly give you,


the S'more Bot.


-[button beeps]
-[whirring]


[rumbling]


[yelling] Is that noise normal?


I hope so.


Or else there goes my dream trip
to New York Cit-aay!


Did you use the right type of battery?


Yes! Maybe I just overloaded the-- um...


...marshmallow compartment.


You're lucky
this vest is machine washable.


Here she is, Ollie.
Our boat for the afternoon.


Fred texted me he's running late,


so why don't I give you
a few big-bro fishing tips while we wait?


I've always wanted to learn how to fish.


Like how bears do it on TV!


[water sloshes]


[muffled growl]


That's a weird lookin' fish!


Ahoy, sailors!


Sorry I'm late.


One of us takes forever in the bathroom.


What are you and Lil Fred wearing?


Just something we found in the closet.


Your hat still has a price tag on it.


[rips tag]


[as Lil Fred]
Nosy isn't a good color on you, Cooper.


[as Fred] Shh, be nice to him.


We're in the middle of a prank w*r,
and I'm wearing white.


Okay. I need to get the boat ready.


[gasp] We get it! You have a permit,
so you're the only expert here!


Would you relax? I did not say that...


but my permit does.


-[as Lil Fred] He nailed you.
-[as Fred] Okay, we're done here.


While you have a permit,
I have a super cool life jacket.


Safety first, skipper!


[in a high-pitched scream] I'm a balloon!


-[motor starts, roars]
-[All scream]


Cooper, what did you do?!


You knocked me into the motor!


Me? How could I do anything?!
I don't even have a permit!


The throttle's stuck!


I can't stop the boat!


Fishing is awesome!


We finally stopped moving.


Yeah, because the boat ran out of gas.


Fred, we're stranded out here.


Ohh...


[playing along]
And I'm absolutely terrified.


-At least we have food and water.
-Well, we have water.


One water.


Everything else is back on the dock.


What?! Are you serious?!


Your brother is quite the showman.


You're wearing white socks
pulled up to your knees.


I knew that rascal would prank me today.


The ol' "we've run out of gas
in the middle of a lake" routine.


A zinger!


You know what I like about being out here?


The silence.


I hear ya. Now watch this.


I'm gonna make Cooper
pretend to freak out.




Here you go, little fishies!
In case you get thirsty!


Fred, stop!


Now we have nothing!


Don't let Ollie know,
but we're in serious trouble.


Why don't you just call your mom?


I don't have service.


Well played, sir.


This guy.


We gotta get this thing back to shore.


Grab the oars!


You mean these?!


-Oops!
-[splash]


Fred, what are you doing?!


Is everything alright?


Uh, sure, bud,
just trying to stir up the little fishies.


Best. Day. Ever!


Mom! I think I have a way
to prevent another marshmallow smackdown.


We can glue Ollie's headgear on the front
of the robot as a safety guard!


Okay, that's a fun $ fix
that's not gonna happen.


Guess who just figured out
how to fix this robot?


Hint, she's really smart
and has no patience for guessing games.


It's me!


Charlotte, we have a plan,
don't worry about it.


I'm not worried,
I just have a couple of small thoughts


just in case you get stuck.


"Because a back-up plan is always a...


[both] ...solid plan!"


Page of the Clover Scouts Handbook!


Mike drop.


Please never pick that mike up again.


But, okay, give us your small thoughts.


So, I was thinking
how this robot reminds me


of that Grand Canyon puzzle we did.


Remember, we were lost


because we were looking
at everything backwards?


And because Ollie stuck
the last piece up his...


Well, let's not relive that.


See what I'm talking about here, Mom?


Oh, this could actually work!


Maybe... if we knew someone
who could rewire a circuit board.


Uh, let me read up on it.


Or... you could read my shoulder.


Check the rewiring badge.


Come on, let's figure this out.


Oh...


You're doing it, Ollie!


I hope it's a big fish!


We have to feed three.


An old boot?


Score!


[splash]


Aw! Got away!


It happens to the best of us.


Let's put some more bait on there.


I don't know
how long we're gonna be out here.


You might wanna lather up, too.


Fred! You gotta be--!


What're you doing?!


Uh...


this is another fishing trick.


You block everything out,
so you can be one with the fish.


That does make sense.


I'm begging you.
Stop throwing things off this boat!


Alright, Coop. Bravo.


You can drop the act now.


What are you talking about?


This whole charade. Stranded on the lake.


I know this is all just
part of our epic prank w*r.


Fred! This isn't a prank!


Look around!


We have no food, no water, no radio,


the gas t*nk is empty,


and you threw away our oars!


Wait...


so this is actually real?!


Yes!


It's hitting me all at once,
I'm about to--


Keep it together.


For Ollie's sake.


Now, when I remove my hand,
promise you won't scream?


Ahh!


Fred, I'm serious.
When I move my hand, don't scream.


Ahh!


Mom, I think I have a simple fix.


I cubed all the marshmallows
so they won't jam the launcher!


The S'more Bot is back in business.


-That's a good idea, honey--
-But not necessary.


Mom and I already fixed this.


-Check it out.
-[S'more Bot turns on]


Uh-oh.


-Do you hear that?
-The sound of judges


gushing over our robot? Yep!


[both] Boom!


This has been great,
doing a project with both my girls!


What do you say,
should we celebrate with a s'more?


I think I'll pass.


Right, you've got
a big presentation to work on.


The final step to earning my badge...
and your trip to New York.


Who got the cool end
of that deal, am I right?


You know what?


I don't think I wanna do
the presentation.


Cami, what are you saying?


What about the trip? Wasn't that why
you wanted to build the robot?


I didn't build the robot.


You and Charlotte did.


This isn't my project.


Doesn't that go against the Clover Code?


Section , paragraph ?


Yeah, that's actually paragraph .


And technically, I'm an assistant,
so it would never hold up in Clover Court.


Mom can back me up.


Of course she can.




I've totally failed as a big brother.
Ollie's first fishing trip is a disaster.


What are you doing?


Contacting rescue planes.


I read that tinfoil can act as an antenna.


Full disclosure, I may have dreamt that.


Where'd you even get the tinfoil?


There may have been one emergency
sandwich that made it on the boat.


This is bad, Fred!


I just wish I had the Wratherheads


to help me figure out
what to say to Ollie.


You've got one Wratherhead.


Let me help.


Alright.


[sighs]


-Would you rather--
-Boo! Where's Fred, your foxy sidekick?


Sorry, continue.


Would you rather tell your little brother
we're in real danger,


or let him keep thinking


he's having one
of the best days of his life?


Keep him in the dark.
I know I felt better before I knew.


Thanks, Wrather... head.


I'm gonna check on Ollie.


And in the event that
my tinfoil hat doesn't work,


I do know Morse code.


We could try signaling ships.


That'd be great if we had something
that reflects sunlight.


Problem solved!


And my mom said I was vain
for carrying this around.


Well, who's laughing now, Mother?!


[reel spinning]


Is that another bite, Ollie?


Keep him on the line!


A stick?


Hey, I never caught one that big.
You're a natural!


And you just gave me a genius idea.


You're probably wondering why
we're wearing pieces of the boat tarp.


Nope.


Feel that? It's starting to get windy!


Any second now,
our clothes will act like a sail,


pick up the breeze, and we'll glide back


to the dock like none of this
ever happened.


Pure brilliance on every level.


-[wind rushing]
-Here it comes! Brace yourselves!


[wind gusts]


Well, Cooper, now I'm wondering
why we didn't keep our clothes on


and use the boat tarp as the sail.


Hey, I brought you a s'more.


I'm good, thanks.


Sweetie, I'm sorry we left you out.


I really thought
you just wanted to win the trip.


I didn't know you wanted
to build the robot.


I didn't want to build the robot...


I wanted to build the robot with you.


I know I don't always act like it,


but I still like doing things with you.


Really?


You're so independent,
sometimes I don't wanna get in your way.


But you need to know,
I am always up for some Cami-Mom time.


That's why I wanted to try Clover Scouts.


Because you and Charlotte
always had so much fun.


But it's not me.


The outfits, the rulebook.
Those people are crazy!


-Oh, they're not that bad.
-We are that bad.


Charlotte!


Okay, you're right.
One Clover Scout in the family is enough.


So, how about you pick any activity
you want us to do together, and it's on.


Thanks, Mom.


You gonna eat that s'more?


Yep.


[both] Boom!


You always remember your first catch.


Stick fish.


We're gonna be eatin' good tonight!


[shutter click]


-[laughing]
-Any luck?


Luck has nothing to do with it.
I've contacted a ship, one mile due east.


Very nice people. We've been talking
for the last ten minutes.


[laughs] No, you are!


[exhales]


Inside joke.


So, are they coming to rescue us?


Yep. They're just finishing up lunch,
and then they're gonna head on over.


Did they say
what they were having for lunch?


Yeah, they started things
out with a spring salad--


It's a buoy!


You've been talking to a reflection!


So, after this,
we're not all going out for froyo?


How did this day go so wrong?


I just wanted to give
my little brother the best day ever,


like Dad gave me...


-[reel spinning quickly]
-Uh, guys?


I got another one!
He's putting up a fight!


Cooper, help me reel him in!


I think he really hooked a fish!


I shared things with that buoy
I've never told anyone.


-[line spooling]
-Forget the buoy, the boat's moving.


This fish is pulling us!


I could use a little help here!




I've got you, Ollie!


We just need to keep the fish on the line,
and you from flying out of this boat.


[Fred] It's working, I'll steer.


Ollie, let out a little slack.


Now, reel 'em in tight.


Easy. Not too fast... good!


Now, let him swim.


Am I doing it right?


You're doing great, buddy!


Look at this.


A beautiful day,


-a nice view...
-[Fred screams]


[wind rushes]


Oh! Bad view! Bad view!


Get us home, fish!


Hey...


sorry for storming out on the project.


I'm sorry for butting in. I just...


got carried away.


Even so, I can sense
you care about the badge,


and... I care about you.


So, I'm still going
to do the presentation,


and you can get number .


Sweet completion!


Thanks, Cami.


You're a really good sister.


I try...


when I want to.


That said, if I ever hear
about any new badges--


Oh, yeah. Keep it to yourself,
I'm an absolute mess.


Hey.


I'd ask how the trip went,
but I think I have my answer.


Yes, we lost our clothes and got stranded.


But then Ollie caught a fish,
and, after three hours


of zigging and zagging across the lake,


we finally got close
enough to swim to shore.


Get to the good part! The lake gift shop
had an amazing selection.


Yet, he still went with that.


This is why I don't fish.


Hey.


I'm sorry I couldn't give you
an awesome first fishing trip.


Are you kidding?!
Today was the best day ever!


Thanks, Coop.


The day's not over yet.


Still one thing left to do.


Now, Cami, I want you to know
that the bullseye on a target


is usually a yellow circle.


I know. I just think this is gonna
motivate me a little more.


And this is okay with Charlotte?


She has copies on her bookshelf.


Okay then, ready?


[Cami] Aim...


[both]
Fire!


[both]
Woo!


Look who just got matching
gift shop sweatshirts?!


[as Lil Fred] What can I say?
He really knows fashion.


Only the target, Cami. Only the target.


Whee!
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