02x03 - Would You Wrather Be the Weakest Link?

[bunniefuu]

Hey, guys, can you please
take out the trash cans?


-He's not here.
-Take a message.


Pancakes.


Hey, loving children,
take out the trash cans!


-Got it.
-Okay, Mom.


Pancakes.


Two out of three.
I'll take it.


Hey, Wrather-heads.


Coop and Cami here
with today's big question.


Would you rather spend the day
having giant hands...


Hello!


-Or giant feet?
-Hello.


Vote now.


Okay. Looks like
the Wrather-heads say...


Giant hands.
Ollie, you're up.


You Wrather-heads have
no idea what you're missing.


Even with giant feet,
I can still run like a gazelle.


-Whoa!
-[clattering]


Gazelle down.


Okay, Ollie.
All day with giant hands?


Yeah!


-[Cooper grunts]
-[clattering]


What was that?


We took out the trash cans?


So how are we looking
on those pancakes?


[theme music playing]


Would you rather lose your phone?


Or give up pizza for a month?


Share your diary with the world?


Or have to eat it for your lunch?


Sing out of tune to your friends?


Or trip and fall into your crush?


Shave your head, paint it red?


Or use your dog's toothbrush?


We need a little Q and A


Come on Wrather-heads, play along


Would you rather do this?
Would you rather do this?


Or would you rather do that?


Would you rather do that?


Don't matter what we do


We're doing it with you


I'd rather do that


Ask the world


Would you rather do this?


Would you rather do this?


Or would you rather just dance?


Or would you rather just dance?


No matter what we do


We're doing it with you


I'd rather do that


Ask the world!


Would you rather do that?


And fix, six, seven, eight.


[funk music plays]


Delaware, you missed a step.


No, I didn't. I'm just giving everyone
the cold shoulder right now.


No one wished me a "Happy Flag Day."


Listen, people. We have
a huge tournament coming up,


and Fillmore is putting together
a great team this year.


They could actually b*at us.


And do you know
what happens if they do?


We call my wolf guy


and unleash a hungry pack
during the award presentation.


Cami, I'm serious.


No, I was definitely kidding.
Who has a wolf guy?


That'd be... crazy.


-[phone chiming]
-I have to take this.


Cami, I don't know
what's wrong with me.


I just can't get these steps.


Delaware, you're gonna be fine.
Just keep working on it.


Okay. I just need
to master my high kick.


-[shoe thuds]
-[glass shatters]


And learn
how to tie your shoes.


Practice is cancelled tomorrow.


My grandma's sick.
Nothing major, but I have to go see her.


Oh, I'm sorry
about your grandmother.


But the rest of us
can still practice.


But our choreography
is designed for seven girls.


You'd only have six.


Okay. I'll find someone to fill in.


Fine. Maybe you could
also find someone


to fix that mirror
Delaware broke.


Why do you assume
it's Delaware?


-[Delaware] Incoming!
-[shoe thuds]


Got it.


Whatcha doin', Ollie?


Getting ready for my first camping trip
with the Scouts this weekend.


Oh! Where did you get
that sleeping bag? It reeks!


In the garage,
deep in the garage.


[whispers]
I've seen some things.


Yep, that's a dead rat.


He's not dead.
He's sleeping.


Do rats sleep
with their eyes open?


I remember my first camping trip.
It was epic.


Dad and I hiked all the way
to the top of Jasper Peak.


I'll never forget that view.


Or that beaver
that looked like Grandma.


Don't they all?


Hey, kiddos.
What is that smell?


-A "sleeping" rat.
-So it's not one of my kids?


Jenna for the win.


Ooh. Ollie, honey?


Bad news, I can't take you
on your camping trip.


But the Scoutmaster said
you can still go,


as long as one of your
older siblings chaperones you.


You got it, Mom. I'd be pumped
to take him to Jasper Peak.


Oh, I was talking
about Charlotte.


Of course you were.


Ollie, we are going
to have so much fun.


We'll make crafts,
learn about trees,


and maybe even
build a campfire.


-Mm-hmm.
-Awesome!


-What about Jasper Peak?
-That's way too high of a hike for him.


But the whole point of going camping
is to have an adventure.


Face it, Cooper.


I'm older, and have way more
Scouting experience.


Don't make me break my
badge-covered vest out of its glass case.


I'd rather not subject it
to natural sunlight.


Cooper, I appreciate the gesture,


but Charlotte is taking him.


-[Ollie] He's awake!
-[rat squeaking]


[shrieks]


What's the matter?
That means he likes you.


Ugh. Dance practice
starts in an hour,


and I still can't find
somebody to fill in.


Oh, Cami, you don't have to beg.


Just say the word, and these
tootsies are ready to tango.


I'm happy to fill in, too.
I've never taken lessons,


but I like to dance.


Did you really just challenge
me to a tango competition?


I don't think so.


Wise move.


Peyton, that'd be awesome.
But, come on, let's go


before this gets weird... er.


Okay, Ollie. Are you ready
for your first camping lesson?


How to tie
a bowline knot.


This is the rabbit.


Looks like a rope.


It is a rope,
but for teaching purposes,


I'm going
to call it a rabbit.


-Why not just call it--
-Would you just let me do this?


I mean, I'm loving
the curiosity, bud.


Okay, the rabbit goes
out of the hole,


around the tree,


and then,
back down the hole.


You try.


This is so wrong.


I should be taking Ollie
on his first camping adventure.


Actually, if he really wants
an adventure, I should be taking him.


-What are you talking about?
-Coop, who got lost in the wilderness


for six months and lived off
nothing but berries?


That was a movie you watched.


Three times!


I'm as rugged an outdoorsman as they come.


Now can we please go inside?


I'm getting a case of the chillies.


Fred, I know exactly
what we're gonna do.


I'll tell my mom
I'm sleeping at your house,


you tell your mom
you're staying here,


then we'll hit the campsite,
bust Ollie out,


and take him to Jasper Peak.


Ah, good old Jasper Peak.


I've conquered that
molehill many times.


Molehill?
It's two miles to the top.


And we have to walk?


So that's it.
Don't worry about the exact moves.


We just need you
as our seventh body,


so we don't bump
into each other.


Oh, and we're down
to one mirror, so be careful.


Okay. I'll give it a sh*t.


[funk music playing]


Five, six, seven, eight.


[clapping]


Hey. I thought you were
visiting your sick grandma.


I was. She's better.
Who is that?


Oh, that's Peyton.
She's filling in.


Not anymore.


Hi. I'm Tara.
And you're amazing.


You are exactly what we need
to b*at Fillmore.


Congratulations.
You're on the team.


Are you serious?
Thank you!


-Great find, Cami.
-Thanks, but...


Doesn't the rule book say we can
only have seven girls on the team?


Yes. That's why
we're cutting Delaware.


-What?
-Now we're definitely gonna b*at Fillmore.


And it's all because of you.


Tara, you can't cut Delaware.


It's the middle of the season.
It's not fair.


You know what else isn't fair?


Me getting hit in the face
every day by a flying shoe!


But she's my best friend.


And the only reason this is happening
is because I brought Peyton in.


Cami, this can never be
about one person.


It has to be about
what's best for the team.


And we both know
Delaware's the weakest link.


Sorry. But the swelling
means it's healing!


Look, this team means
a lot to Delaware.


Just give her one more chance.
I'm begging you.


[sighs] Fine.
I want Peyton on the team.


But I'll assess
everyone else tomorrow,


and whoever's the
weakest dancer will be cut.


Great. Sounds like a plan.


You do realize that means you're
on the chopping block, too.


I do now.


Good news, Ollie.


The Scoutmaster issued
a list of activities,


but your big sister,
being the superior Scout she is,


added a few of her own
to make it a much more


fulfilling experience
for everyone.


That was a lot of words.


Here.


Yeah, I'm on vacation right now,


so I'm not going to...
read, but thanks.


Okay. Um, now I'm going to go
gather some mint leaves,


to mosquito-proof our tent.


I bet Cooper wouldn't have
thought of that.


Yeah, he don't think so good.


-Psst. Ollie.
-Aah! I thought you were a bear!


What kind of bears say,
"Psst. Ollie?"


I'm a kid. In my world,
bears wear overalls


and go to school on a bus.


We're taking you to Jasper Peak.


But Charlotte already made
a list of cool stuff for us to do.


"Bird-watching,
pine cone painting."


"Make your own compass"?
Please, the sun is my compass.


Aah! It burns! It burns!


That way's West.


Change of plans, Ollie.
Let's go.


Wait. Isn't Charlotte
gonna freak when


she comes back
and sees Ollie's gone?


Got it covered. I wrote a note
for him to leave behind.


Even wrote it in crayon
with my left hand


so it looks like Ollie's writing.


Let me see that.


Sloppy lines. No punctuation.


Well done.


[funk music playing]


[thuds]


[music stops]


-Where'd you go?
-We've been doing this for three hours.


My legs stopped working.


Well, we're only halfway there,
so suck it up, buttercup.


What's going on, Cami?
You've got the crazy eyes.


Nothing's going on. I'm just not
at my best, and I wanna get better.


Me, not you.


You could get better, too.
Not that you're not good enough now.


You're amazing, but, you know, even
amazing people can get better, right?


-Delaware?
-She's gone.


What happened?


I've been forcing her
to rehearse extra hard,


because I had Peyton
fill in at practice.


Now Tara want to add her,
and the cut the weakest link.


Delaware?


Ouch.


She has no idea that tomorrow's
practice might be her last.


-Well, maybe you should tell her.
-I can't tell her!


If she knows going into practice
that she might get cut,


it'll mess with her head.


She'll get the bad dance face
again and fall apart.


-Good point. Don't tell her.
-I can't not tell her.


[huffs] Then she won't know there's
a chance she might get cut,


and she won't give the
rehearsal everything she's got.


I feel like you're
setting me up to fail.


I gotta talk to the Wrather-heads.


But I better make it quick while
Delaware's still biking home.


-Hey, Wrather-heads. It's Cami.
-And Cami's mom, "J-Funk!"


But it's mostly Cami.


So, I have this friend
who gets nervous easily,


and she's facing
a really important test,


only she doesn't
know it's a test,


so, do I tell her the truth
and risk her freaking out,


or not say anything
and hope for the best?


Looks like I'm
keeping it a secret.


Thanks, Wrather-heads.


Great. Now I'm right back
where I started.


Well, have you talked to Peyton?


If she was filling in, how do you know
she even wants to be on the team?


I don't.
Maybe she was being polite.


She might not even be into it.


I was so worried about Delaware
I never even asked her. Thanks, Mom.


J-Funk,
rainin' down the wisdom.


[dance music plays]


[arcade game] Perfect.


Peyton,
I need to talk to you.


I need to talk to you. I can't believe
you got me on NPC.


I know. It's all my fault.
I made you fill in,


and now Tara's forcing
you to join the team.


-No. Cami, I want to be on the team.
-I agree.


Sprained ankles,
bloody toes. Dancing's gross.


I'll just tell Tara it's not your thing.


But it is my thing.


Heard you the first time.
Peyton no-likey!


Cami, I don't know
what's going on,


but I'll see you at practice.


Thanks again.
This is all 'cause of you.


Can everyone just please
stop saying that?


[gasps] Delaware?


-Crazy eyes.
-Let's dance.


-[Coop] You sure you're okay, Fred?
-I'm fine!


One little tick bite
and this guy thinks


I'm gonna start having
fever dreams.


Hey, did anyone else see that
clown unicycling down the hill?


I can't see anything.
It's all covered by fog.


-Two miles uphill for nothing?
-[rocks clattering]


What was that?


Don't worry.
Just a few falling rocks.


It's how Mother Nature cleans herself.


[rocks thudding]


Yeah, she may be majestic,
but she's a dirty beast.


Fred, that's not
a few falling rocks!


It's a rock slide.
Get back!


[Ollie and Fred shrieking]


[whimpers]


I blame the clown.


The path's been taken out on
the other side, too. I'm trapped.


What are we gonna do?


-[rocks clatter]
-Hang in there, Coop.


You know I'd switch places
with you if I could.


Everybody focus.


Ollie, you're the lightest.


How 'bout you step away carefully,
and go get some help?


On it.


Uh-oh.


I can't believe you, Cooper.
Do you have anything to say for yourself?


Help?


Hey. How'd it go with Peyton?


Horrible.
She's never been happier.


-[sighs]
-Well, don't b*at yourself up.


You were just trying
to help your team.


You know, if all this drama
becomes too much,


you can always
start a dance team with me.


You've seen my
super-fly Mom moves.


What? Ooh-ooh!
Oh, yeah!


Yes, Mom!
You're the best!


Your incredibly horrible dance moves
may have just given me an idea.


You're welcome.


Hey, how'd you know
we were up here?


Because I knew Cooper wanted to
bring Ollie to Jasper Peak.


And also,
I knew the note was fake.


Ollie would never write
when he's on vacation.


She gets me.


Everyone, just relax.


-The Fredster has got it under control--
-Stop talking!


Okay, yes, ma'am.


There.


Okay.


I'm going to throw this
over the branch of that tree,


and anchor it around this trunk.
You catch the other side.


Sounds good. Just...


say when.


Now tie a bowline knot
and slip your hand through it.


What's a bowline knot?


I got this.
The rabbit comes out of the hole,


around the tree,
and back down the hole.


It worked!


Okay. Now use your foot
to push off that rock,


and rappel over to us.


[bird screeching]


What if the tree
can't hold my weight?


Then it'll cr*ck and you'll
plummet to the ground.


Just stating the obvious, people.


Cooper, this is a red pine.


Trust me, I know it's scary,
but you're gonna be okay.


I got you.


All right. Here goes.


One...


two...


three!


-You saved me!
-I did. But don't call me a hero.


Thanks.
I know you must be super mad.


Actually, I'm not.


I'm just surprised that Ollie
went with you and left me behind.


I thought we were
having a good time.


We were.


You're the ones who turned it
into a competition.


I love being with both of you.
Why do I have to choose?


You won't have to.


-It won't happen again.
-Mm-hmm.


Hey, look.
The clouds cleared.


There's that view, Ollie.


Whoa! Cool!


-[Charlotte] Wow. It really is beautiful.
-Let's get a picture.


[low rumbling]


That's enough. Let's go!


-Hi, teammates.
-Okay, tone it down.


No one's that into dance.


Cami, I just heard
the other girls talking about


how league rules say
we can only have seven dancers.


Really?
But we have eight.


Uh, you know what we should
be doing instead of counting?


Stretching. Let's stretch.


Oh, yeah. There it is.
Burn, hammy, burn!


-[clapping]
-Okay.


If we're going to b*at Fillmore,
we need this team to be its very best.


Today is about
proving you belong.


First squad, it's time to
dance for your life.


That's what they say on dance shows
when they're about to cut someone.


Tara's gonna cut one of us
to make room for Peyton.


What?


Cami, I'm the weakest link.


That's why you're making me practice
so much. Why didn't you tell me?


The Wrather-heads said
it would mess with your head.


-Newsflash: They were right!
-Delaware.


Just shut that all out
and be the best you can.


Believe in yourself.
You've got this.


[funk music playing]


What are you doing?


Darn. I am not on my game today.


Guess I'm the weakest link.


Oh, no. I see what you're up to. I'm not
letting you get cut just to save me.


Delaware, please.
I'm trying my best.



Oh, no.


You so did not just
pull out my dance face.


Watch this train wreck.


Cami, stop.
I'm the weakest link.


-No, you stop. I'm the weakest link.
-Both of you, stop.


If me being here means one of you
is getting cut, then I'm the weakest link.


What is happening? Enough!


[music stops]


This is ridiculous!


You're all so worried
about hurting each other


instead of putting our team first.


-You're right. I should go.
-No. I should go.


-No, I'm going.
-Stop.


We're not here to make friends.
We're here to win.


So, Delaware, you're cut.


Cami, maybe now you'll realize
that loyalty to the team


comes before everything else.


Uh, the Fillmore girls?


What are you doing here?
Let's talk in the hallway.


Oh, this'll be quick.
We came to drop off your jacket.


You left it at
our auditions yesterday.


Sorry you didn't make the cut.


Not sorry.


[huffs] Uh...


That was... I mean...


What?


You lied about your
grandmother being sick


so you could go try out
for our rival team?


[huffs] I told you.
I don't like to lose.


Well, maybe if you believed in your team
a little more, you wouldn't have.


What's that supposed to mean?


Raise your hand if you vote
to keep Peyton


and Delaware on
the team by kicking off Tara.


Are you serious?
You're making a huge mistake.


You'll never win without me.


Maybe not.


But at least everyone on our team
has each other's backs.


[scoffs]


Looks like we have
a new captain.


Oh, I'm not sure
I really earned it.


Oh, you mean Cami!
Great choice. Great choice!


[giggling]


[TV playing indistinctly]


Welcome home!
How was the camping trip?


-Great.
-I peed everywhere.


So, just like home.


Cooper, what about you?
ow was your sleepover at Fred's?


Oh, you know. The usual.


Aah! Busted. You were never there.


The Scoutmaster called this morning
and told me everything.


Did he mention my pine cone art?
[chuckles]


Charlotte, not now.


Mom, I know I was wrong,
but instead of dwelling on that,


why not take a look
at this amazing selfie


of your beautiful children
on Jasper Peak?


-Look at that view.
-[Jenna] Wow.


It's beautiful.


And it's the best view
you're gonna have for a while.


'Cause you're grounded
for two weeks.


Hope it was worth it.


-So worth it.
-Oh, yeah.


For sure. [laughs]


[Cami]
Let's dance!