07x08 - Japan Cruise: When Worlds Collide/The Captain and the Geisha/The Lottery Winners/The Emperor's Fortune: Part 2

[bunniefuu]

♪♪

♪ Love ♪

♪ exciting and new ♪

♪ come aboard ♪

♪ we're expecting you ♪

♪ and love ♪

♪ life's sweetest reward ♪

♪ let it flow ♪

♪ it floats back to you ♪

♪ the love boat ♪

♪ soon will be making
another run ♪

♪ the love boat ♪

♪ promises something
for everyone ♪

♪ set a course for adventure ♪

♪ your mind on a new romance ♪

♪ and love ♪

♪ won't hurt anymore ♪

♪ it's an open smile ♪

♪ on a friendly shore ♪

♪ it's love ♪

♪ welcome aboard,
it's l-o-o-o-ove ♪

♪♪

An inn?

Uh, yeah. Well, in Japan,
it's called a ryokan.

This is supposed to be
the most romantic in Kyoto.

I've been told you have to spend
at least a night in one,

if you want to,
that is.

-I want to.
-Oh, good.

Come on. Come on.

[ Speaking Japanese ]

[ Japanese music plays ]

[ Japanese music continues ]

♪♪

I got the greatest place
for this picnic, babe.

[ Speaks Japanese ]

After you.

I can't wait.

Lila: Well, I've got to admit,
the countryside is beautiful.

You see?
I told you you'd love Japan.

♪♪

You know, uh, a Japanese woman
does that on her knees.

-I'm not Japanese.
-When in Kyoto...

Look, will you stop trying
to teach me how to behave?

You did that last night.

I didn't hear any objections
last night.

You probably won't hear
any objections either.

Cool.

Mm, incredible.

-Give me some of that.
-Sure.

[ Japanese music plays ]

All right.
Where do you want me, here?

-Yeah.
-Okay. Be gentle.

I'm not used
to being photographed.

Okay, get out of the way
of the rock.

That's enough.
That's enough.

I didn't get a thing!

Well, how about up here
by this guy?

Sir, do you mind?

[ Japanese music continues ]

It's very lovely,
but I can't read the music.

It's in a foreign language.

[ Women singing in Japanese ]

Joanie,
look at these kids.

Hello!

Aw, joanie,
last night I ju--

I just loved sharing
last night with you.

Me too.

You just make me want
to share everything with you.

Hey, joanie.

Why don't we join our
two pieces of silk together?

You know, sort of
as a symbol of unity?

It does sound
sort of romantic.

-Yeah.
-Let's do it.

-All right.
-Let's do it.

No, mine goes
on the other side.

Yeah, you're right.

Looks like a bridge here.

Yes, and the Japanese characters
are complete on this side.

When we get
that third piece,

I'll bet all the writing
will lead us to the exact bridge

where
the treasure's hidden.

Just roll up the silks
now, okay?

Just do it.

Careful.

Okay, I want you to look
but don't be obvious.

See the man
standing over there?

I saw him at the dock in Kobe
and at the hotel.

We'd better
put these things away.

I think I'd better
hang on to 'em.

-No.
-Joanie, listen.

I don't want
to risk you getting hurt.

Honey, if our relationship
is going to mean anything,

we've got
to trust each other.

Good girl.

Now gather your stuff,
and let's get out of here.

Ladies and gentlemen, our trip
to nara is only miles.

Among the many exciting places
we'll be visiting

are the tochoji temple

with its beautiful deer park
and the kasuga shrine

with its enchanting pathway
of lanterns.

Have fun.

[ Horn sounding ]

♪♪

Gopher: No wonder
they call this the big Buddha.

It weighs tons.

Julie: And it's the largest
bronze statue in the world.

Merrill: And the hall
of the great Buddha

is the largest wooden structure
in the world.

Isaac:
Over , years old.

Doc: I'm gonna stick
with you guys.

I'm getting
a great education.

Merrill: Ah, deer.

Yes, darling?

Yes, captain-San.
Deer.

[ Speaks Japanese ]

[ Speaks Japanese ]

Julie-San.

Martha, look.
I know the captain's

having the time
of his life with his geisha,

but he'll never forgive me

if I don't tell him
who you really are.

Just give me
a little more time,

Julie,
to get him to appreciate me.

How?

By making him wish
he'd never met myoshi.

[ Speaks Japanese ]

Isaac: I read in a book once
that if you bow to the deer,

they will return the bow.

Oh, aren't they cute?

There you go.

Hey, Barney.
Come on,

let's go get some more
rice cookies to feed the deer.

Oh, no.

And walk all the way
back there?

Hey, buster.
Buster?

You speak English?
-Yeah.

I'll give you, uh, , yen
for those cookies.

Barney,
that's almost $ .

All right, , yen.

Are you crazy?

Do you know how much
we could buy with that?

All right, lady.
Lady! Lady!

I'll throw in
a roll of film.

You drive a hard bargain.

Well, that's just great.
Why don't you just

cut out the middle man
and feed the money to the deer?

Konichiwa, Konichiwa.

Ben should be here
any minute.

He went back
to the nara park hotel

to put our silk pieces
in the safe.

You gave him
your piece of silk?

Why?

Because he was afraid
that carrying it around

could be dangerous
for me.

Sounds to me like he's just
looking out for her,

Celia.
-Sure.

You don't think it
a little strange

that he just happened
to fall in love

with the one girl
on the trip

who has a piece
of the puzzle?

No, I don't.

Why don't you just give him
the benefit of the doubt?

Because
my better judgment

tells me just
to give him the doubt.

Ben: Joanie!

Ben!
What's wrong?

The guy we saw before.

He came up behind me
and ripped off my shoulder bag.

I -- I chased him,
but he got away.

Our silks, they're gone.

Ugh.

Okay, read to me.
Make me smart.

Okay.
Let's see.

The kasuga shrine,
founded in ,

is one of the most celebrated
shinto centers in Japan.

Yes, uh, shinto is one
of the main religions in Japan.

Shinto means
"way of the gods."

Well, you're
pretty smart already.

Yeah, but not smart enough
to know

what that monk-in-training
is all about.

Oh, did you know

that they have ,
of these stone lanterns,

and they only
light them twice a year,

february rd and August th,
the lantern festival.

Mm-hmm.
Sure.

It must take the other days
to blow them out.

How come your father
and, uh, myoshi aren't here?

Well, he wanted to come,

but every time he'd sit down
and untie his shoes,

she'd take 'em off
and put on his slippers.

Say, "cheese."

[ Speaks Japanese ]

[ All speak Japanese ]

Ugh, how am I
gonna face my dad?

[ Camera shutter clicks ]

I like Japan.

I like it all.

Arigato.

-Bye-bye!
-Bye-bye.

Bye-bye.

And I love you
for showing it to me.

-Do ya?
-I do.

I do love you.

Um, listen, bud.

When we get back to the states,
I want you to meet my dad.

He's really a super guy.

Hey, Lila,
I should've told you this,

but I'm not going back.

I'm here to stay.

Stay?

Yeah, it's been
planned a long time.

I'm gonna work
for my father.

I don't believe this.

I really meet a guy
that I care about,

and I lose him to Japan.

Come on.

I can't believe
that Ben's telling the truth

about those two pieces
of silk being stolen.

Oh, I do.

He's a good kid, Celia.

Come on.

Oh, Harvey.

You know, I feel
so comfortable with you.

It's as if we've known
each other all our lives.

I'm hoping we will.

Hey, joanie, why don't you

just come right out
and say it?

You agree with your mother.
Uh-huh.

You think that I
faked the mugging

and stole your silk,
don't you?

I don't know
what to believe.

Would ya -- joanie!
Hey, listen to me!

Maybe yasamoto
hired the guy.

I want to believe you.

Then why don't you?
All right.

I know -- I know
the way things look,

there isn't a reason
in the world

you should trust me.

Well, there is one.

I love you!

I love you, too!

Um, would you like
a little advice from a guy

that's, uh, two or three years
older than you?

Put this whole incident
behind you.

Why ruin a great trip over
a silly picture of a bridge?

I'm gonna get back
to your mother.

We'll catch up to you
in a minute.

Let's pick it up
from the "I love yous."

♪♪

Lila: I don't
even believe this.

After Tokyo, I'm never
going to see you again?

So why don't you
stay here with me?

Bud, I didn't even want
to visit Japan.

I don't want
to stay here.

Hey, listen.

What if I asked you
to marry me?

Are you asking me
to marry you?

Yeah, I guess I am.

Well, I guess
I'll have to give it

some
serious consideration.

Good.
Hey, listen.

I want you to meet my father,
too, when we get to Tokyo.

-He's in Tokyo now?
-Yeah.

Oh, that's great.

I mean, if he's anything
like his son,

I'm sure
I'm gonna love him.

I bet you will.

Ladies and gentlemen,
we are now departing Kobe.

We hope you enjoyed your visit
to Kyoto and nara.

I did,
if any of you were interested.

Anyway, our next stop
will be Yokohama,

Japan's largest port city
and the gateway to Tokyo.

Until then, hasta luego!

And that's Spanish
for "sayonara."

Just a little purser humor
there.

Very little.

[ Air horn blows ]

[ Ominous music plays ]

♪♪

Konichiwa. good day.

We are now arriving
in Yokohama,

only a half-hour by express
train to the fantastic Tokyo.

There you can see
the imperial palace,

the meiji jing shrine,
the shinshoji temple,

kabuki dancers,
sumo wrestlers,

and top it off
with a shopping spree

on the world-famous ginza.

At night, our ship
can be your home,

or hotel accommodations
are available for those wishing

to stay overnight in Tokyo.

Side trips can be arranged

to visit
the majestic himeji castle

built in , also known
as the white heron castle

because its appearance

gives the effect of a great,
white bird in flight.

It is the finest example
of a Japanese castle,

surpassing all others
in every respect.

Another worthwhile trip
is to the buddhas of kamakura.

The famous bronze Buddha,
cast in ,

stands feet high and has
a circumference of feet.

Tokyo,
which was almost completely

destroyed during world w*r ii,

has been rebuilt
into the magnificent city

it is today.

To get a breathtaking view
of the second-largest city

in the world, take the elevator
to the top of the Tokyo tower,

which is feet higher
than the Eiffel Tower in Paris,

after which it was modeled.

If you're into sports,

visit the home of Tokyo's
yomiuri giants baseball team.

The Japanese are as crazy
about baseball as we are.

The center of government
is also situated in Tokyo.

There are two houses
of parliament called the diet.

Each house functions
with its committees

much the same way
as the American congress.

Oh, Mr. Gordon, you're just
the man I'm looking for.

This cablegram came to the ship
just after you left.

I thought
it might be important.

Cablegram, eh?
Thanks, Julie.

Hey, maybe
I hit another lottery.

You know what they say,
"the rich get richer."

And I am rich!

Hey, I just remembered, I
bought two lottery tickets.

Eh, it's from my brother,
Herman.

Let's see.

Oh, ho, ho, ho.

Oh, ho, ho --
oh, no. No...

Barney?
Barney, what?

What?
What, Barney?

What?

"Mr. and Mrs. Gordon,
we regret to inform you

that a computer error listed
your winnings as $ million.

It should have read
$ , .

Please accept our apologies,
the state lottery commission."

[ Gasps ]

Oh, Barney.

It's all right.
It's all right, Gladys.

We've been poor before,
and we'll be poor again.

The important thing is
that we've got each other.

We're together.

That's right.

So what do you say
we just close our eyes

and take a walk
into the traffic?

[ Japanese music plays ]

-Okay, let's see.
-Yeah, nice, huh?

Yeah. Hey, hey.

Hey, do you mind?

I'm buying the kimono.
Oh, thank you.

Oh, ho, guys.
-Ah!

-Is this me or what?
-Mm-hmm.

Hey, why don't you stand over
there and let me get a picture

of you, okay?
-Oh, thank you.

You got it.
Oh, oh.

-Hey, gopher.
-Yeah?

-I've got bad news for you.
-Hmm?

It is you.

Isaac, for your information,
I think I look very elegant.

Elegant but needy.

[ Man speaks Japanese ]

Captain-San, want to talk
about, uh, football?

Uh, no,
thank you, myoshi.

Myoshi know
all about American football.

IBM b*at, uh,
xerox in a big game.

Oh, I must have
missed that one.

Captain-San, want to talk
about the the stock market.

No, not right now,
myoshi.

Myoshi know all about
American stock market.

Pittsburgh steelers up,
uh, seven points.

Uh, myoshi, I think I'll just
walk around a little.

Oh, you want to walk?

Myoshi know
all about walking.

Uh, never mind.
Uh, I think I'll just sit down

for a few minutes.
-Oh.

Hai,
I put on your slippers.

On second thought, I think
I'll do some more sightseeing.

You want to sightsee?

Myoshi know
all about sightsee.

Celia: What do you suppose
they're doing?

They're fanning themselves

with the smoke
from the incense.

It's a form of prayer.

Maybe I should
give it a try.

I know what I'd pray for.

Me too.

Celia...
-Hmm?

Will you marry me?

You've answered
my prayer.

Just your luck
to get a bad fortune?

Yeah, well, by tying it
to a tree like this,

according
to Japanese tradition,

the evil spirits will
come down and take it away.

Hmm, probably the same
evil spirits

who stole
our silks from you.

We'll know tomorrow

if yasamoto doesn't show up
for our meeting.

Then he's the evil spirit
who took them.

Joanie, darling.

Harvey and I, we've got
an announcement to make.

Yes, your mother and I
have decided to get married.

Oh, mom, that's great.

Oh, I'm so happy
for you both.

Well, congratulations.

I wish you only the best.

I'm sure you do.

Thanks a lot, Ben.

Well, what do you know.

I see you have great taste
in souvenirs, too.

Not as great
as my taste in women.

Bud: This is where my father
stays when he's in Tokyo.

Oh, what
a beautiful setting.

[ Conversing in Japanese ]

He said
my father's in the garden.

Come on.

[ Speaks Japanese ]

Father!

My son,
how nice to see you.

Father,
this is Lila pearsell.

How do you do?

Welcome to our home.

Lila's a photographer.

Noble profession.

She's here on assignment,
but, uh,

I'm trying to get her
to stay and marry me.

Well, the, uh, trip
was eventful, obviously, huh?

♪♪

[ Man singing in Japanese ]

[ Japanese music plays ]

[ Singing continues ]

What do you think?

Well, it's not
"American bandstand."

I like it.

I didn't expect
to find you here.

Who do you think taught them
everything they know?

How goes it
with your geisha?

I think
I created a monster.

All she wants to do
is please me.

What's wrong with that?

She's been pleasing me
to death.

To tell you the truth,
I ran off

just to stay away from her
a little while.

Well, if you have a couple
of hours after this,

I'll show you the town.

Lady, you just bought
yourself a tourist.

[ Speaks Japanese ]

You're very quiet.

Actually, a lot
like bud's mother,

who strangely enough had
a -- a small resemblance to you.

In fact, I have a picture
of her taken

just after we were married.
I'd like for you to see it.

I think you'll be surprised.

Excuse me.

Why didn't you
tell me?

How could you
have not told me?

You could've prepared me.

I thought you were getting
over your prejudice.

Prejudice is when you
dislike something for no reason.

I've got a good reason!

My father can't walk.

That's not my fault
or my father's.

This won't work.

Mrs. Pearsell,
are -- are you leaving?

What's the matter?

Oh, I'm sorry.

I guess I owe you
an explanation.

See, bud didn't tell me
that you, I mean,

I didn't expect you...

Uh, look.

My father has been
in a wheelchair

since world w*r ii.

He was sh*t at okinawa,

and, um, you're obviously
a nice man,

a --
a very nice man...

...but, um,
I can't handle this.

I hope you understand.

I do understand
your feelings, Mrs. Pearsell.

It's a terrible burden to carry
this agony in your heart

throughout your life.

You see, I know.

My parents
perished at Hiroshima.

You try to forget,
but you always remember.

I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.

♪♪

Oh, leave it
to the lottery commission

to rain on our parade.

Look, we'll give the deposit
back on the house,

and I'll sell the car.

Don't worry, sweetheart.
We're gonna be all right.

Then I'll get down on my hands
and knees and beg my boss

for my old job back.

Barney,
we're gonna make it.

Yeah, right.
Right.

And I'm sure we can get
everything else paid off

if I work nights and weekends
for the next years.

How much longer are we
gonna wait for yasamoto?

He's over an hour late.

You seem awfully anxious
to leave.

All right, I checked.

This is the right place,
the koma theatre Plaza.

This is where he said
to meet him.

See? That proves Ben
was telling the truth

about the silks
being stolen from him.

Yasamoto would be here
if he didn't already have them.

Oh, I don't doubt
he already has them.

I'm just not sure
who gave them to him.

Merrill:
Wow, isn't this something?

Martha:
The ginza is to Japan

what th Avenue is
to New York City

and what rodeo drive
is to Beverly Hills.

Come on.
Show me more.

♪♪

What is he doing?

In Japan,
when a man buys a new car

or is planning a trip
with his family,

the priest blesses his car
for a safe journey.

Martha:
That's the double bridge

and the emperor's home
in the imperial palace.

A beautiful site.

You know, I can't ever
remember having a lovelier day.

Oh, thank you.
Me too.

You make
a wonderful guide.

You can
guide me anywhere.

Don't tempt me.
I may take you up on that.

Now have you seen everything
you wanted to see?

Almost.

I'd like to see more of you
at a closer aim.

Like this?

Exactly like this.

♪♪

[ Horns honking ]

[ Up-tempo music playing,
woman speaks Japanese ]

Hey, buddy.

I think they're calling
your name or something

over there.

Over where?
I don't see anyone.

Sorry, wrong name.

It's nice to spend some time
with you alone, Vicki.

That myoshi's been
driving me mad,

is following me up and down
every street in Tokyo.

Well, dad,
that's her job.

You seemed
to like it before.

Well, I know, but...

Vicki, I'm going
to have to let myoshi go.

Dad,
you can't fire myoshi.

Oh, I guess
you're right.

Dad, is Martha the reason
you're doing this?

-Vicki.
-Dad.

I may be your kid,
but I'm not a kid.

-Hmm.
-I like Martha, too.

This whole trip's
been so weird.

Everything
would've been perfect

if it hadn't been
for those stupid pieces of silk.

Joanie, will you forget
about them?

You know,
Harvey was right.

We can't let our trip
be ruined

over some silly picture
of a bridge.

Ben, how did Harvey know
it was a picture of a bridge?

I don't know.
Maybe your mother told him.

She couldn't have.

I -- I never told her.

-Harvey!
-Oh, no!

-It has to be him!
-Come on.

I think I know
where they went.

I can't let mother
marry that thief.

This way, come on.

Captain-San,
you look really sad.

I am, myoshi.

There's something
I have to explain to you,

and I don't know how.

Myoshi, you have,
uh, served me

beyond my expectations,

far, far beyond
my expectation.

Then what saddens you,
captain-San?

Myoshi,
I like you very much,

but I've discovered
I have strong feelings

for another lady,
Martha chambers,

and I want to spend my time
with her.

You really like, uh,
Ms. Chambers?

Yes, I care for her
very, very much.

And, uh, Ms. Chamber
care for you,

very, very, very much.

How do you know that?

Martha?

Martha!
I don't understand.

Why?

To be close to you.

You didn't want me
at first.

You wanted a geisha,
so I posed as a geisha.

Why did you keep it up?

I guess it went on
too long.

I would've done anything
to be close to you.

♪♪

[ Woman speaking Japanese ]

Doc: The object
of sumo wrestling

is to knock your opponent down
or out of the ring.

Isaac: Hey, you know,
these guys are just amateurs.

They're college students
from major universities.

Gopher: I know, and they
all graduated sumo cum laude.

You know, sumo wrestling

is one of the biggest sports
in Japan.

Yeah, I used to be one
of the biggest sports

in Japan till I lost
million bucks.

You know, Barney,
you're something else.

You lose $ million,

and you still have a sense
of humor.

Yeah, well,
easy come, easy go.

Hey, Barney, what do you say
you let us pick up

the tickets for this?

No. No.

Look, I know I went a little
haywire with all that money,

but I, well,
I want to apologize

for acting like such a jerk.

Barney, I love you.

Yeah, you're okay
in our book, Barney.

It's nice to know,
at the end of the day,

that these two guys
are gonna feel worse than I do.

Oh, Barney.

Harvey, do you think
I've been a bit hard on Ben?

Do you suppose
he was telling the truth

about the silks
being stolen?

I'm sure he was.

You're sure he was?

How can you be
so positive?

Because I'm the one
who had them stolen.

The man who took these from Ben
in nara was hired by me.

I can't believe it.

I saw a chance to keep
the treasure all to myself.

My plan worked perfectly,
except for one thing.

I didn't expect
to fall in love.

Mother!

Mother.

I've got something
to tell you about the silks.

No, I've got something
to tell you.

Harvey stole them.

You know?

I know you'll never be able
to forgive me, Celia.

I suppose
none of you will,

but I hope
that this will make up

for some of the pain
I've caused you.

The final piece?

I want you to have it.

Wait a minute, I thought
yasamoto had the third piece.

He does.

I am yasamoto.

You?

I arranged
the cruise tickets,

messenger in Kyoto,
everything.

But why?

Because I thought
if I got you aboard ship,

I'd be able
to steal your silks,

and I did.

I'm sorry.

You'll never know
how sorry I am.

♪♪

I can see you're still
thinking about Lila.

Oh, uh, I can't believe,
all these years after the w*r,

she still feels that way.

I was like her once.

When I met
your mother's parents,

I blamed them
for Hiroshima.

I was bitter,

but your mother was -- was
so patient, so understanding.

Well, Lila wasn't,

and I'm proud
of being Japanese.

So you should be,

but you should also be proud
of being an American.

You are the best
of two worlds.

Oh, my son.

Neither of your worlds
are gonna be complete

if you lose
the woman you love.

[ Speaks Japanese ]

Mr. Omata says
you're very fortunate

to own
such a splendid artwork.

Oh, well, thank you.

And thank you
for interpreting for us.

Can he decipher the legend?

[ Speaks Japanese ]

[ Speaks Japanese ]

He says it is difficult
because it's been cut.

[ Speaks Japanese ]

It says, "to find
the greatest treasure on earth,

seek love, the bridge

that joins the shores
from distant hearts."

What,
is that all it says?

[ Speaks Japanese ]

Yes, that's all.

That's a lot.

All visitors ashore, please.

The pacific Princess
will be departing Yokohama

for Los Angeles
in minutes.

Hi!

How was Tokyo?

As I expected.

You know, I didn't get a chance
to say goodbye to bud.

I did.

You know, that's one of
the things I hate about this job

is when you see two people
who should connect just miss.

[ Air horn blows ]

Ladies and gentlemen,
we are saying

our final "sayonara"
to Japan.

We hope you've enjoyed this
wonderfully warm

and exciting country
as much as we have.

Next stop,
United States of America.

Have fun.
We're heading home.

Hello.

Hello.

I guess
I came to my senses.

First of all,
I want to apologize.

I love your son.

I came to tell him that...
I want to marry him.

You're too late.

He's gone.

Well, if it's all right,
I'll stay.

Bud is not coming back.

At the last minute,

he rushed back to the ship
to the woman he loves.

Oh!

You know something,
Gladys, losing that money

may have been
the most important thing

that ever happened to me.

It --
it made me realize something.

What's that?

That I have everything
I ever needed right here.

Oh, Barney.

Barney, what would you say
if I told you...

Mm-hmm?

...that we still
have our $ million,

and that that, uh,
telegram was a fake,

and that I sent it?

You sent it?

It was the only way
I could get back

the old Barney
that I love.

-You sent it.
-Oh.

You -- you...

I'm sorry, Barney.

You! Oh, ho-ho.
You! You! You! You!

You.

You, oh.

Oh, you're the best wife
a guy ever had.

Oh!
Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho.

Harvey?

Celia, why aren't you
back in Japan

to dig up your fortune?

Oh, there wasn't any fortune
to dig up.

Didn't you get the silk
translated?

Yes,
we got it translated.

Well?

It said, "to find
the greatest treasure on earth,

seek love, the bridge

that joins the shores
of distant hearts."

Well, after all that,
it turns out to be worthless.

No, priceless.

It brought me back
to you.

Well, so long, fellas,
and thanks for everything.

It was our pleasure,

and, uh, Barney,
this is for you.

-Oh?
-We took up a collection.

Yeah, it's not much,
it's just a little something

to help you pay
for part of the cruise.

-Oh...
-Oh, thanks, guys,

but it was all
a big misunderstanding.

We -- we really
did win $ million.

-Oh, congratulations!
-Hey, fantastic!

That's really great.

Sayonara!

Uh, Barney...

The envelope, please?

Oh.
I guess I forgot to...

Celia,
I couldn't be happier.

I know what you mean.

Just like those pieces of silk,

we all joined together
to become a family.

Joanie, Ben,
you two really look happy.

I guess your antique silks
must have paid off.

They really did, Julie.

Well, what are you gonna
do with your treasure?

Spend the rest
of my life with her.

Oh!
Bye, Julie.

Bye.

-Bud!
-What are you doing here?

I flew over to bring
your wedding present.

That's real nice, dad,
but, uh,

I'm afraid there's not
gonna be any wedding.

There may be
when you see the present.

Lila!

Sir! Sir!

-Yes?
-Phone call for you.

Oh, excuse me, Martha.

You don't have
to tell merrill

that you knew
I was myoshi all along.

Well, I'm afraid I do.

I've never lied to him.

When are you gonna
tell him?

At the appropriate time.

On our next trip
to Japan.

Well, it was
a lovely cruise, Martha.

-With me or myoshi?
-Both.

You're both
fascinating women.

Believe me, merrill,
it takes two women

to keep up with you.

Is this any way
to run a ship?