08x26 - Caribbean Cruise: Call Me Grandma/A Gentleman of Discretion/The Perfect Divorce/Letting Go: Part 1

Episode transcripts for the TV show "The Love Boat". Aired: September 24, 1977 – May 24, 1986.*
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Set on the luxury passenger cruise ship MS Pacific Princess, and revolves around the ship's captain Merrill and a handful of his crew, with passengers played by guest actors for each episode, having romantic and humorous adventures along the way.
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08x26 - Caribbean Cruise: Call Me Grandma/A Gentleman of Discretion/The Perfect Divorce/Letting Go: Part 1

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[Theme - Jack Jones, "the love
boat theme"]

Theme song: Love,
exciting and new.

Come aboard, we're
expecting you.

And love, life's
sweetest reward.

Let it float it
floats back to you.

The love boat, soon we'll
be making another run.

The love boat promises
something for everyone.

Set a course for adventure,
your mind on a new romance.

And love won't hurt anymore.

It's an open smile
on a friendly shore.

It's love.

Welcome aboard, it's love.

Isaac, lights, please?

Remember when we were on
our Scandinavian cruise

and I went to Helsinki?

Well, here I am being greeted
at the wasilla shipyards.

Gopher: Oh, that's what you were
doing, sir, building a ship.

Dr. Bricker: That's like me
visiting a hospital on my day

off.

Vicki: Isn't that
the royal Princess?

Captain stubing: Exactly.

The line's newest.

She cost over $
million to build.

Gopher: Ok, I'll
take two of them.

[Laughter]

Captain stubing: She
carries , passengers.

Isaac: That's twice
as many as this ship.

Gopher: As we honored
to have Princess

Diana christen our new ship.

I name this ship royal
Princess, may god bless her

and all who sail in her.

Gopher: Isaac, be sure she pays
for that bottle of champagne.

That's it.

Isaac, lights, please?

Where's the
royal Princess now?

Well, she is en route
from southampton to Miami

on the first leg of
her maiden voyage.

Maiden voyage?

Uh-huh.

Oh, sir, that's it.

I mean, if the best
crew on the line

is not even going
to be invited to be

on the maiden voyage of the best
ship in the world, I resign.

Oh, I'm sorry
about that, gopher.

We'll have to send
you a postcard

from the royal Princess.

But what's left of the
best crew on the line

has been chosen to join
the royal Princess in Miami

for the grand finale
of its maiden voyage.

We'll be sailing the Caribbean
with stops at Barbados

and curacao then through the
Panama canal on to acapulco

and up to Los Angeles
where the royal Princess

will receive a royal welcome.

Too bad you're
resigning, gopher.

Hey, did I say resign?

Yeah.

I meant re-sign.

Royal Princess, here we come.

Captain stubing: Welcome
to the port of Miami,

ladies and gentlemen,
and the maiden voyage

of the royal Princess.

We sail at : pm.

Guest of passengers
must be ashore by : .

Until then, feel free to
tour our beautiful new ship.

Helen.

Burl.

Did you come all this way to
sell me an insurance policy?

Ah, sir, captain stubing?

Yes?

I want you meet
Helen Williams.

This is captain stubing.

Hello.

How do you do?

You ever see a better looking
insurance agent in your life?

No, definitely not.

I must compliment burl on his
choice of commanding officer.

Thank you.

Well, when it comes to picking
captains and insurance agents,

I have a gift.

Oh, you haven't met my son.

Curtis, this is burl
Smith, captain stubing.

Hello.

Uh?

Well, this is
my daughter Vicki.

How do you do?

Hello.

Hi.

Well, this is some ship.

I've read everything
I can about it.

Well, maybe you can fill
us in on some of the details.

We're new here.

I could show you
around, if you'd like?

Right now?

Oh, well, we've
had a very long trip.

Why don't you take
a little rest first?

Ok.

Later?

Any time.

Great.

I'll be looking for you.

Ok.

I'll show you to your cabins.

This way.

Looks like you and Curtis
hit it off pretty nicely.

Oh, dad, he's
just another guy.

Another gorgeous,
incredibly fantastic guy.

I'm sure you'll have
a wonderful honeymoon,

and when we get
back to Los Angeles,

I'll let you know
what ports we visited.

Enjoy your cruise.

Excuse me?

Yes.

Have you seen a
group of young men?

There are five of them.

A singing group called menudo.

Menudo.

I haven't seen them,
but I've heard them.

They're fantastic.

We're thrilled to
have them on the ship.

You're not a fan looking
for autographs, are you?

No, not exactly.

I'm their chaperone
on this trip.

You see, menudo's manager is
a very great friend of mine.

When he became sick
and had to cancel,

he asked me to take his
place and here I am.

Well, I don't think
they boarded yet.

I don't hear any
teenagers screaming.

Excuse me.

I hope you can talk
menudo into singing

for us on the ship.

Now, let's see you're on baha
deck, , , , and .

Four cabins for one man?

Oh, you must like to
stretch out when you sleep.

Sorry.

It's a nasty habit
of mine, butting in.

I'm Elizabeth Raleigh,
professional eavesdropper.

General Thomas creston,
British army, retired.

Heads up, let them through.

Let them through.

General creston,
I'm Vicki stubing.

What a pretty lady you are.

Thank you.

You must be Charlie.

Yes, sir, my friends
and I thank you for coming

with us on this cruise.

So now let me introduce robi.

Hello.

- Hello.
- Roy.

Hi.

Hello.

Ray.

Hi.

Hi.

And--

and I am Ricky.

I'm glad to meet you all.

Are you the Shepherd
of this flock, general?

Yes, they're my
charges, Mrs. Raleigh.

Oh, call me, Liz.

Look, if you need any
help, I'm an expert.

I have a flock of
grandchildren of my own.

Well, I think I
can manage all right.

All right, you fellas,
come on, let's get going.

Vamanos.

Nice to have met
you, Mrs. Raleigh.

They're cute, aren't they?

Yes, they are.

And so it the drill sergeant.

Doc, what's Nancy look like?

Oh, you never met her?

No, never did.

Oh, she's a knockout.

Just the same, doc, I
think it's just a little

bit strange to be
spending a week

every year with one's ex-wife.

You think that's strange?

You should have
seen our marriage.

Isn't this magnificent?

What could be nicer, huh?

A beautiful maiden,
on a maiden voyage.

Oh, I feel more like
a maid than a maiden.

I could ask for a
better sleep in help.

I'm surprised you
even noticed I sleep in.

Adam?

There she is, my favorite
ex-wife in the flesh.

And what flesh.

How do you do it?

How do you stay so beautiful?

Well, how do you
stay so perceptive?

See, now you know
how I fell for her.

Hi, gopher.

Say bye to gopher.

Bye, gopher.

So much for the social graces.

Now, care to see our floating
love nest, Mrs. Bricker?

Well, just lead
the way, Dr. Bricker.

And if we're not out
for dinner, y'all just

go on and start without us, ok.

That goes for breakfast too.

I thought we were going to
be the happiest married couple

on board.

Oh, you're still
in the running.

They're divorced.

This is going to
be a fabulous cruise.

This ship is enormous.

Yes, , tons
and feet long.

Captain, can I give
you a bit of advice?

- Sure.
- Don't make any u-turns.

Let's see, Ann Lester.

Oh, here it is, aloha
deck, cabin .

Thanks.

Could you check and tell me if
Larry Alexander's boarded yet?

Sure.

Alexander.

Well, even as we speak.

Four swimming
pools, two hot spas,

and plenty of lovely ladies.

Isaac, I'm here for
some hard earned rest.

Mr. Alexander, that's
what they all say.

Well, you have a very
attractive friend there.

Hardly a friend.

Mr. Alexander turned me down
for an executive position

in his company.

Oh, I guess he won't be first
on your dance card, will he?

Nope.

By the end of the cruise, he
might be dancing to my tune.

Captain stubing:
Ladies and gentlemen,

we are now departing on the
maiden voyage of the royal

Princess, sailing to los
Angeles via Barbados, curacao,

the Panama canal, and acapulco.

My crew and I are
honored to have you

on this very special cruise.

Bon voyage.

How about this?

That's fine.

Oh, gopher, have you
seen Mrs. Williams?

Yes, sir.

Right over there.

Thinking of increasing
your coverage, sir?

To break the ice,
I may just do that.

Well, I can see you aren't
wasting any time getting a tan.

I love the sun.

Captain, maybe
you can convince

Curtis to put on a hat.

I told you, I don't need one.

Curtis, darling, remember
what happened in Hawaii?

You know, he had the
most terrible burn.

That was eight years ago.

I was just a kid.

A mother never
stops being a mother.

I guess I'll always think
of Curtis as my little boy.

Well, if I could steal
your little boy away,

I'd love to show
him around the ship.

Great.

Curtis, wait.

I'd like to see the ship too.

Let them go, Helen.

I'll take you on
a personal tour.

This ship is much more
beautiful in the moonlight.

Remind me to thank
the captain for giving

me this time off duty.

You go right back on duty--

huh?

In the cabin.

If that's duty, I'm going
to sign up for an extra shift.

Hi.

Care to share our spa?

Thanks.

Come in.

Hi.

Hi.

Nice, huh?

We're the tiptons.

Jim and Diane.

I'm Adam bricker and
this is my ex-wife Nancy.

Hi.

Oh, yeah.

We heard about you two.

Oh?

Look, I know this is
none of my business,

but you two seem
so happy together,

why did you get divorced?

Well, why did you
two get married?

Because we love each other.

That's why we got divorced.

Fellas.
Wait a minute.

Wait a minute.
Give me the ball.

Give me the ball.

This is not a playing field.

You're disturbing
the passengers.

We are sorry, sir.

We're just having some fun.

Look, I want you all
to have a good time,

but you are celebrities.

It's important that you
make a good impression.

Remember you public, huh?

Hello, everybody.

Hello.

How are you?

Having fun?

Yeah, lots.

Oh, I love soccer.

My grandchildren say that
I'm the best forward.

Forward?

Yes, I thought that's
where you played.

Oh, I love a man
with a sense of humor.

Well, let's go, boys.

I'll show you how it's done.

The young men can't
play, Mrs. Raleigh.

You can't?

Oh, it's easy.

Come on, I'll teach you.

Attention passengers,
in one hour,

we will have first bingo
session of this cruise.

Remember, our jackpot
is refilled every day.

You play a mean
game of shuffle board.

It's all in the hand.

Let me see yours.

Wow.

You have a long life line.

You're going to live to be .

You're a palm reader too.

It's one of my many talents.

I see a man, a new
man in your life.

What does he look like?

He's ' " and brown hair,
and green eyes, I'll be darned.

He looks a lot like me.

Oh, no.

Then, after dinner we
could do a little dancing.

I have a feeling we'll
dance very well together.

Helen, there seems
to be a decided lack

of interest on your part.

What?

No, merrill, no.

It sounds delightful.

They seem to be
getting along quite well.

Yes, aren't they?

Fortunately, so
do their parents.

Yes.

Excuse me?

Don't I know you from somewhere?

No, really, you
do look familiar.

I should.

You turn me down for a job.

I did?

Yes.

I was the one with a
master's degree in business.

The one who graduated
first in her class.

Right.

Right.

Well, it was a few weeks ago.

I'm sorry it didn't work out.

Well, maybe you
didn't like my perfume.

Hey, I don't
remember what fragrance

you were wearing
then, but I like

the perfume you're wearing now.

It's called equality.

You ought to try some yourself.

Manners.

Manners.

That's better.

Wow.

Well, good evening.

Good evening.

And how are my soccer stars?

All right.

Perfect gentlemen too.

Well, good manners
is good for discipline,

and good discipline
makes good men.

Listen to the sergeant.

General.

A soldier's a soldier.

Are you planning to stand
for the whole cruise?

Can Mrs. Raleigh
sit with us, sir?

Yeah, and have
dinner with us later?

I'm sure Mrs. Raleigh
has other plans.

Luckily, you've caught
me on a night off.

I'm available.

Would you like to
see some pictures

of her grandchildren, sir?

Show him.

I'm sure Mrs. Raleigh does
not want me to see the--

oh, yes, she does.

Now, in order, there's James,
Edwards, Linda, Mary, Louise,

Charles, Martin, Christopher,
Kenneth, Anthony, Mark, John,

Susan, Patricia, and constance.

Did you see the way she
remembered every name?

But I always did have a
very good memory, colonel.

General.

Well, I can't
remember everything.

Helen, we dock in
Barbados tomorrow,

why don't we tour
the island together?

Oh, that sounds wonderful.

You can join Curtis and me.

I've mapped out a
marvelous day for us.

Mother, I want
to go snorkeling.

Oh, no, snorkeling's
too dangerous, dear.

It's all right.

Vicki said she'd come with me.

We'll be careful.

Vicki's a very busy girl.

You mustn't monopolize
all her time.

Mother, Vicki really likes me.

Well, of course, she does.

You're a very likeable boy.

Man, am I late.

I still get lost on this ship.

We know.

How do you know?

This is the riviera club.

You're in the wrong bar.

Mind if I join you?

Whatever for?

Look, just because I
didn't hire you for a job

doesn't mean we
have to be enemies.

This is supposed to
be a pleasure cruise.

You're right.

I guess we shouldn't mix
business with pleasure.

Good.

Now, purely on
the pleasure side,

if you don't have any
plans for Barbados,

I'll gladly cancel the
plans I don't have.

Deal.

No business talk.

Feels great, ace.

Yeah.

The important thing to
remember while jogging

is to keep a steady pace
like we're doing right now.

So what would you like to
do when we get to Barbados?

Barbados museum might be fun.

It used to be an old prison.

A prison?

That sounds like great
fun for a vacation.

Why don't we just
find a deserted beach

somewhere and loll
around all day

in the soft, warm, sexy sun?

You know I hate beaches.

Sand always gets in
the wrong places.

Oh, come on, honey, let's make
this a vacation to remember.

Diane, please?

Please, you're forgetting
that you are a married woman

with three children.

You're forgetting
how we got them.

Hi.

Going ashore when
we hit Barbados?

We're sitting here
trying to decide

what to do when we get there.

But as always, we can't agree.

Just do what we did when we
were married, we compromised.

We always did it her way.

Just come to shore with us.

What are you going to do?

We don't care.

As long as we do it together.

Gopher: Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to Barbados,

a charming mixture of tropical
beauty and British tradition,

a place of all day water
sports, all night dancing,

and around the clock fun.

Stuff for tea, which is
served every afternoon

in the hotels that dot the
miles of pink and white powdered

beaches.

Ta ta.

I wish my
grandchildren were here.

They'd love this.

It's wonderful.

Can we go into
the ocean now, sir?

All right, but
in orderly fashion.

You look after each
other, all right?

A orderly fashion, men.

They're not men,
general, they're boys.

They're not boys, Mrs.
Raleigh, they're young men,

and I'm trained to
deal with young men.

I find that they answer
to orders and discipline.

It doesn't hurt to
have a little fun.

Now, you heard what I said.

Well, boys will
be boys, general.

You know, how long has
it been since you--

well, as they say,
let yourself go?

What?

You know, had fun and laughed.

Oh, I know you're
a widower, but how

long has it been since you've
enjoyed the company of a woman?

You know, I always heard
you Americans were outspoken,

but Mrs. Raleigh, you
really take the cake.

Well, I may be outspoken,
but you British, some of you,

are so stuffy.

Well, maybe i'm
stuffy, but supposing

I ask you, how long
is it since you've

enjoyed the company of a man?

Quite some time, general.

Quite some time.

Oh.

Dr. Bricker: I hear Harrison's
cave is really spectacular.

Mrs. Bricker: The guidebook says
it's about , years old,

but it was rediscovered in .

Jim: ?

That was the year Diane
and I got married.

Diane: That seems like
, years ago too.

Dr. Bricker: Ok, we have to
go to the gift shop first

to get the tickets.

Ok, I got tickets for the
next tour of the cave.

Oh, Jim, isn't this pretty?

No.

Look at these.

Wouldn't these look
great in the den?

Oh, yeah, under the sofa.

Ladies and gentlemen,
the next tour of the cave

will leave in just
a few minutes.

Who do they remind you of?

Us, when we were married.

Bickering, putting
each other down.

Exactly, but we were always
too critical of each other.

Not always.

We had some good moments too.

True.

Just not a marriage worth.

Welcome to Harrison's cave.

This natural wonder
is one of the most

spectacular attractions
in Barbados.

Harrison's cave is estimated
to be , years old.

Discovered in
by the English,

the cave was later extensively
explored in by Mr.

Orley Sorenson of Denmark.

Harrison's cave was open
to the public in

by our prime minister
Mr. Tom Adams.

This is our first stop.

I feel like i'm
back in Disneyland.

Those colors are fantastic.

May I present you with a
small token of your visit

to Barbados?

Why, thank you.

Jim, look.

It's the necklace I liked.

Nancy and I saw
you admiring it.

Oh, Adam, you shouldn't have.

Yeah, you really
shouldn't have.

Oh, come on,
Jim, people should

have the things they like, not
the things we like for them.

Oh, well, in
that case, I'd like

an emerald cut
diamond about eight,

nine carets would do nicely.

I never thought i'd
hear myself say this,

but it's been a lovely day.

For me too.

I can't remember
when I last spent

the day with such a bright,
attractive, stimulating woman.

It's too bad you
didn't realize that when

you were interviewing me.

Oh, I'm sorry.

That was a very low blow.

Look, Ann, it's a
very demanding job.

In fact, I still haven't
been able to fill it.

You'll find someone.

Yeah, I hope so.

It's certainly a gracious
way to live, high tea

every afternoon.

years of British tradition
has left an indelible imprint.

And a lot of cups to wash.

Oh.

I wish the children
had come with us.

They're not children,
Helen, they're young adults.

You may know yours,
merrill, but I know mine.

Now, this is my room.

Uh-huh.

And this is your room.

Well, we're going to have
a problem seeing each other.

No, we won't.

I'll swing over with this
rope all the way to your room.

Isn't it going to be
difficult getting back?

I don't plan to go back.

Maybe you don't,
but we'd better.

It's getting late and the
ship's going to leave soon.

One more swim.

Curtis, come
on, we'll be late.

Come on, one more.

Curtis!

Curtis, we're going to be late.

Curtis, we're going
to miss the ship.

Curtis, if you don't come back,
I'm going to leave without.

Come on, Vicki,
the water's great.

Curtis.

Ladies and gentlemen, there
will be a temporary delay

before leaving Barbados.

We'll be underway
as soon as possible.

All right, keep trying.

No word at all, captain?

I'm afraid not, and I can't
delay sailing any longer.

I don't understand, Vicki.

She knows better than this.

Perhaps it wasn't her
fault, merill, there

might have been an accident.

No, I checked with the
police and the hospitals,

there are no reports
to that effect.

Make ready to get underway.

You mean we're pulling out?

I'm the captain
of this ship, and I

can't let my personal
feelings interfere

with my responsibilities to
the rest of the passengers.

Aye aye, sir.

But I'd like you to stay
here to look for them, gopher.

I'd like that too, sir.

And page Mrs. Williams.

I'm sure she'll
want to go with you.

Right.

And, gopher, find them.

Ladies and gentlemen,
I hope you've

enjoyed your day in Barbados,
and now enjoy your night

aboard ship, the casino
and lounges are now

open for your entertainment.

Isaac, let me have another
bourbon and water, please?

Sure.

Make that two.

There's a man
after my own heart.

Start a tab, Andy Layton.

Certainly, Mr. Layton,
I'd like to introduce

you to Larry Alexander.

It's very nice to meet you.

Mr. Layton, have
you ever heard

of the computerific, the company
that makes the Alex computer?

Sure.
Who hasn't?

Well, here's the man
who started it all.

Anything you want to know about
computers, he's the one to ask.

Maybe I should
ask him for a job.

I just got my master's
degree in business.

That's fantastic.

Congratulations.

Hey, congratulations
from me too.

You won't believe it, but
I just bumped into a girl

on board who also just got
her master's in business.

It was really
quite embarrassing.

I recently turned
her down for a job.

Really?

Why?

I just didn't feel
she was right for it.

If you ask me, women don't
cut it in the business world.

Whoa.

Hey, remember you
said that, I didn't.

You want some advice?

Be careful when you
talk like that today.

You want some advice
when that girl is around?

Don't stand too
close to the rail.

Thank you, Gibson.

Keep on it, will you?

Radio gopher to check
all the beaches.

We know they went snorkeling.

Thank you.

How dare you sail
without Curtis.

Helen.

I went in to dinner,
heard he missed the ship.

Well, I sailed without
my daughter too, Helen.

I left gopher in Barbados
to look for them.

I had them page you in case
you wanted to go with him.

Oh.

I must have been in the sauna.

But you had no right.

I had every right.

I have responsibilities to my
cruise line and my passengers.

Oh, aren't you the noble one.

You profess to be
interested in me,

but you don't consider
my interests at all.

Thanks for nothing,
captain stubing.

I know I shouldn't [inaudible]
But we're having the best time

we've had since our divorce.

You know, I can't get over
how well you and Adam get along.

I don't understand it,
and I can't explain it.

We had this lousy marriage, and
we have this perfect divorce.

I used to think Diane and
I had a perfect marriage,

I guess that means we'll
have a fabulous divorce.

Great taste in jewelry.

Ah, I just love it.

I only wish my husband
had given it to me.

Oh, I just b*at him to it.

Nice try, Adam.

But you know, if he paid
one-tenth the attention to me

that you pay to your ex-wife--

unfortunately, I didn't
pay attention to her

until she was my ex-wife.

Helen.

What is it?

I'm sorry about
our exchange before.

You don't understand.

Curtis is very immature.

He didn't impress me that way.

Perhaps you don't give him
enough credit for being--

quite frankly,
merrill, I think

you should be more
concerned about taking

responsibility for your
daughter than giving

me advice about my son.

Now, look, Helen,
let's not say things

that will hurt each other.

I'm sorry, merrill, but
you really don't understand.

Yes, I do understand.

You're upset.

It's more than that.

Curtis had brain
damage at birth.

He's minimally Ret*rded.

You know, you're quite
a unique young man.

A lot of those ideas of
yours about marketing

personal computers
showed great insights.

Thanks.

Too bad I didn't know you when
you still had that job opening.

You know me now,
and it's still open.

Larry, I hope you don't
mind the social director doing

her social director
thing, but I would like

you to meet Kim and Priscilla.

Hi.

This is my friend Andy Layton.

Hi.

Well, you all have fun.

I just love men with beards.

They're so sexy.

No, don't touch.

Hey, come on, Andy.

It's obvious the lady
has eyes for you.

I just love wiry guys.

Why don't you come to my
aerobics class tomorrow?

I bet you'd look great
stripped to the waist.

You might be surprised.

Excuse me.

Be right back.

So, have a good night.

What are you trying to
do, spoil everything for me

with Larry?

Pardon me, sir?

I'm not sir, Ann Lester,
for the moment, Andy Layton.

What are you doing?

Larry was about
to offer me, Andy,

the job he turned me Ann
down for, and when he does,

I'm going to nail him with a
lawsuit for sex discrimination.

I don't believe this.

Believe this.

Watch as I go back there
and try to fight Kim off.

When a gentleman asks me
out in the moonlight, general,

I'd like to know his intentions.

It's nothing like
that, Mrs. Raleigh.

Too bad.

Huh?

That was meant as a joke.

Oh, I see.

You have a great sense of
humor, but I'm afraid I don't

always know when to laugh.

Well, I've found that any
time is a good time to laugh.

Um, I'd like to apologize
for my behavior in Barbados.

I'm very sorry.

No apology necessary.

I'm always budding in and
some people don't like it.

But I've found that I make
a lot of friends that way.

I can tell that by the way my
youngsters have taken to you.

Your grandchildren are
very fortunate indeed.

General creston--

this is difficult
for me to admit,

but I must say that you are
better with young people

than I am.

Well, I have something that is
difficult for me to admit also.

I have no grandchildren.

I haven't any children.

Oh, I've have marriage, but,
well, it just didn't work.

You mean you've been
lying all the time?

Lying to those youngsters
who liked and trusted you?

You should be
ashamed of yourself.

I bid you goodnight, madame.

Mrs. Williams?

Excuse me, i'm
Elizabeth Raleigh.

I'm so sorry to hear
your son is missing.

Has there been any word?

No, nothing.

Not yet.

The captain's daughter
is with him too.

Well, at least
they're together.

That is better
than being alone.

Much better than being alone.

Thank you.

Gopher: I've never seen an
island with so many beaches.

What's that over there?

It looks like a lean
to or something.

Vicki!

Vicki!

Vicki!

Vicki.

Gopher!

Vicki.

Where have you been?

I've been looking
all over for you.

Do you know how many beaches
there are on Barbados?

Oh, am I glad to see you.

Come here.

Where's Curtis?

Well, I don't know.

Last time I saw him, he
was sleeping right there.

Curtis!

Curtis?

Curtis!

Curtis!

Curtis.

Hey, anybody for breakfast?

Curtis.

Gopher.

If I knew you were coming,
I would have brought more.

Curtis, where were you?

I was so worried.

I thought maybe you'd--

no, I wouldn't go
snorkeling alone.

It's dangerous.

Hey, gopher, I'm sorry we
caused so much trouble.

It was my fault. I made us
miss the last bus into town.

All right.

Ok, let's just go
back to the ship, ok?

Everybody has been worried
sick about you guys.

You were wonderful.

Catching the fish, cooking
it, building the lean to.

I feel very safe with you.

Safe enough to marry me?

Marry you?

Yes.

You don't have to give
me your answer right now.

Come on.

We'll eat these on
the way back to town.

For you.

Thanks.

Back seat.

Good afternoon, ladies and
gentlemen, a delightful lunch

and buffet showcasing
the exotic fruits

and seafood treasures
of the Caribbean

awaits you on the leto deck.

It's something you won't want
to miss, so come and join us.

Helen, good news.

Oh, thank god.

They're fine.

Oh, great.

Well, let's go
spread the news.

Merrill, are you sure
everything's all right?

Yes, I spoke to
the both of them,

and I've arranged for the
line to fly them to curacao

to meet us when we dock.

Oh, thank you, merrill.

Look, I'm sorry I was so
sharp with you last night,

but you know with Curtis,
it isn't like being

a parent of just any child.

I understand, Helen.

Now, I suggest you stop picking
at your food and dig in.

Aye aye, sir.

Hi there.

Hey.

Hey, you want to try your luck?
- No.

Thanks.

Listen, were you kidding
when you mentioned you might

be interested in hiring me?

No.

A guy with your qualifications
is hard to find.

Look, if you're interested,
you want to find a bar

and discuss it?

Yeah.

Man to man.

I think your girlfriend
may have other ideas.

How about tomorrow in curacao.

I'm sorry, I'm planning to ask
Ann to spend the day with me.

Ok.

Some other time.

Hi, Andy.

Hi, Kim, I'm kind of busy.

I can take a hint.

I don't need a brick
building to fall on me.

I'm just sorry
I'm not your type.

No.

I'm not your type.

To tell the truth, Kim, i'm
really too short for you.

You and Adam seem
to get along famously.

Well, he laughs at my jokes,
if that's what you mean.

I still don't like the idea of
you accepting jewelry from him.

Well, no one stopped
you from buying it for me.

Husband's still buy
presents for their wives.

I buy things for you.

Big and expensive things.

Yes, you do, but
you ever buy me

just little inexpensive things.

Ok, ok.

What do you want to do
in curacao tomorrow?

Oh, why don't we just
ask Nancy and Adam.

They seem to know how
to have a good time.

I've got a good idea.

Why don't you go with
them and I'll go alone?

Well, I have an
even better idea.

Why don't you go with
them, and I'll go alone.

Well, I've got the best idea.

We'll both go alone.

You know something, I think
I'm going I love curacao.

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