05x04 - Coy Meets Girl

Episode transcripts for the TV show "The Dukes of Hazzard". Aired: January 26, 1979 – February 8, 1985.*
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05x04 - Coy Meets Girl

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Yee-haw!

That ain't General Lee,
that ain't even close.

But that's an Apex
Rent-A-Truck...

and Coy and Vance are in it

because they're
doing a good turn...

hauling some valuable antiques

for some friends
of Uncle Jesse's...

who moved over to Loomis.

Now, why anybody
would leave Hazzard

for Loomis is beyond me.

But some folks is peculiar.

Hey, pull over!

Look out!

Hey, slow down!

That fella's driving with a full
t*nk, and I don't mean gasoline.

Unless he's trying to tell us
he's run clear out of brakes...

It'd be tricky trying
to stop him if he has

with all fragile
antiques back there.

I hear that, cuz.

What Coy and
Vance didn't know...

was that they had a
couple of runaways...

in the back of that truck.

A teenage orphan named Bobby
Lee and her dog named Max.

Things are off to a
pretty good start, ain't it?

Hey, no brakes! No brakes!

Help us out here!

Nice driving now.

- You fellas alright?
- We're just fine.

It's you boys we're
worried about.

If you wanna stay healthy,
I'd just put my hands up...

and move back a mite, son.

You two ain't being
very appreciative

since we just saved
your fool necks...

Our brakes is working real good.

We figured it's easy this way...

to get you Duke
boys aside and stop...

since you're always
helping people out and all.

If it's cash you
want, we're so broke

we couldn't buy
hay for a nightmare.

Well, even if you had any cash,
it'd be chicken feed compared...

to the valuables in that
truck you boys is driving.

That's what we
come for. Tie them up.

Hold it. Hold it,
I said! Freeze!

You boys try that again,
and I'll put this rope

through a piece of both of you!

Here, tie them up.

You see, the boys
just got back together...

so they're a mite out of sync.

No way out here now, Max.

We gotta stay put and
wait till we get our chance.

- Come on, get up.
- Get up.

This ain't no picnic. Go
over there and sit down!

Right here. Sit right there.

You move, you won't
ever move again.

Come on, now,
let's get out of here.

It ain't like old Coy and Vance
ain't got enough trouble...

with knocking each other
down in the same fight...

but old Boss Hogg has got
something cooking for them now.

You must have ice water
in your chubby little veins...

you know, hijacking those
Duke boys' heirlooms.

And here you stand, just
as cool as a cucumber...

whipping up your batch
of creeps a la Hogg.

They ain't called
"creeps," creep.

- What are they called?
- They are called "crepes."

- Crepes.
- Yeah.

Besides, I got no
reason to fret none.

Now that my associates
are transferring title

to them valuable heirlooms.

Those Duke boys will be
out of my hair once and for all.

Once and for all.
I tell you, I love it.

I'd just give anything to see
Coy and Vance Duke's faces.

Well, you'll see their
faces soon enough...

once we plant the
proper evidence on them...

so we can send
them up the river...

for hijacking their
own rental truck.

How do you figure them
fellas knew our names

and what we was hauling?

Maybe we're just more
popular than we figured.

Or maybe somebody
we know told them fellas...

- what we was hauling.
- That makes sense.

- The question is, who?
- What about Boss Hogg?

He'd figure to be in
something like this

right up to that
double chin of his.

But how is he gonna
know what truck we rented

and what we was hauling.

- How are you?
- One of you fellas need a lift?

Age before beauty, Vance.

Go tell Uncle Jesse
what happened.

And don't forget to
come back and get me.

Well, takes me a little time
to get my wheelchair rolling...

but I shall return.

Get that stuff
loaded out of there.

Now, what in the world...?

- Where did she come from?
- Danged if I know.

What they did know,
and Bobby Lee knew...

was that if she
saw the hijacking...

she could pick both of
them out in a police line-up...

that is, if she didn't
go back to Oz first.

Where'd she go?

Ow!

I'll bet they never
figured on that.

Don't know why I'm
worried about her.

We'd better tell Hogg
about her right quick.

Meanwhile, Jesse and
Daisy were coming up...

with some worries of their own

as Jesse's friends
in Loomis called...

and said that the boys
were way overdue.

Well, thanks a lot, Myra.

Coy and Vance haven't
shown up over there yet.

And it ain't like them
to keep people waiting.

Uncle Jesse, if they're not
back here in half an hour

we'll go looking for them.

Don't seem to be nobody
around except that scarecrow.

He's dressed a heck
a lot better than I am.

You're not gonna pour
that good sipping whiskey

in among them crepes.

Of course I am. It's
what makes them French.

No. Boy, if they pour whiskey
in all their food, they must be...

three sheets in the wind half
the time, over there in France.

Just in the middle
of everything.

Alright, here, you do it.

You pour just an itty-bitty
bit of brandy in there...

and then light it with a
match. J.D. Hogg here.

- Say hello, from Rosco.
- You don't know who this is.

- Who is this?
- This here is Clooney.

- We've run into some trouble.
- What kind of trouble?

You did get your hands
on that truck, didn't you?

No, no, no, we got
the truck. It's just...

Clooney told Boss about the girl

being in the Rent-A-Truck...

and how she probably
saw the hijacking.

You find her, you hear me?

Before she gets a chance
to babble everything...

that she might've seen
to goodness knows who

and we get an all-expense
trip up the river...

instead of the Duke
boys like I planned.

- You find her! That's an order.
- Alright. Alright.

He said to find her fast.
What else was he gonna say?

I knew he was gonna
say that anyways.

- Did you pour that?
- Yeah, I poured.

What are you waiting
for? Can't you light it?

My goodness, I've gotta
do everything myself here.

Watch this.

Now, Bobby Lee had enough smarts

to know that them hijackers...

would still be looking for her.

Sometimes when you're trying
to keep an eye behind you...

trouble shows up in front.

Ah! Help!

Help!

Help! Somebody help me!

Help!

Help!

I'm sinking!

- Help!
- Don't fight the quicksand.

You'll only go down deeper.

Help.

I sure hope he handles
this better than that fight.

I can't reach.

Help.

Here, grab on to this.

Hold tight.

Gotcha. Give me your other hand.

- You okay, boy?
- I'm okay.

Bobby recognized
Coy from the hijacking...

but she wasn't
about to tell him that...

she had seen the whole thing.

She'd also have to fess
up to being a runaway too.

You can catch a chill
standing in wet duds.

Didn't go to the trouble
of pulling you out...

- to see you die of pneumonia.
- I ain't gonna die.

Dang right, you
ain't gonna die...

because you gonna take
them clothes off right now.

You ain't a he, you're a she.

Never said what I was, one
way or the other. You did.

I ain't never met so many
ungrateful folks in one day.

What are you taking
your clothes off for?

I'm taking off my shirt so
you can have something

to put on while
you're drying off.

Now, strip.

I don't mean here. Use
them bushes back there.

Alright. But you
better stay put.

Rest your little head.
I'll stand my distance.

For a little girl, Bobby Lee
sure gets into big trouble.

Pulling her out
of that quicksand

may have been the easy part.

I know. I know I should
have told him what we seen.

But he'd call the
police and have us back

to that orphanage
faster than a sh*t.

He sure is cute-looking.

By the way, me and Max...

- thank you for saving us.
- Think nothing of it.

Well, Coy may think nothing
of it, but it looks to me...

like Coy's got
himself a new admirer.

No doubt about it, they
knew we was coming.

- Well, how?
- I don't know. Tipped off.

Are you sure you didn't
mention it to someone?

We never told nary a soul.

We gotta get that truck
back from those crooks.

Some of those antiques have
been in Ed and Myra's family...

- for five generations.
- I'm sorry, Uncle Jesse.

After I pick up Coy, I'll
turn this county upside down

to find them.

When you reach town,
report to the sheriff.

It'd be a waste
telling Rosco anything.

Rosco is the only
sheriff we got.

Don't let word of
that get around...

- or every crook will be here.
- Would you get out of here?

- Bye, y'all.
- Bye.

If we don't find her, Boss is
gonna give us a hard time.

If we don't find her, we're
gonna be doing hard time.

- You two travel this light?
- My suitcase.

I must've left it on the bus.

Max and me was
riding on this bus

and we got off
for a few minutes.

Next thing you knew,
the bus took off without us.

We was left with nothing.

You won't catch up
to them standing here.

I got me some
hijackers to catch up with.

What a day. What a day!

It's an obstacle course. I mean,
there's a snag in every curve.

You know something, you
look like a little barbecued hog.

I ain't telling you
what you look like.

What a day. First, I find I've
a possible witness out there...

who might foul up my
plans with the Duke boys...

and then you set fire to my
office. Thank you very much.

- You're welcome very much.
- Yeah? Well, I'm commandeering

your office right now until
mine's free of soot and smoke.

- Well, but you...
- No "buts," birdbrain.

I might just fine you the cost
of this here gourmet meal...

I was trying to
fix for my lunch...

- if I can't get it again.
- Got a minute, sheriff?

- Who's this now?
- Oh, good gravy.

Right now, he's
gonna trot his posterior

right over to the Dixie Diner...

and fetch me a
super-duper hero sandwich...

- to use as a standby lunch.
- Wrong, wrong.

I'll do no such thing,
I'm not an errand boy.

What I am is the sheriff
of Hazzard County.

If that sandwich ain't
back in minutes

you ain't got neither job.

Double lettuce, tomato,
onion and hold the mayo.

- Hold nothing.
- I'm gone.

What's the matter?
Ain't you never seen

nothing charcoal-broiled before?

Sure, but not that big.

Boss, what do you want us
to do with this wanted poster?

This is Bobby Lee
Jordan. She ran away...

from the orphanage
over in Hatchapee County.

Well, let me see
that there picture.

They figure that she's,
uh, hitching ride over here...

She's wearing a
uniform. That could be her.

- Who?
- That's none of your business.

You just find this poor
little homeless child.

When you do find her, I don't
want nobody else talking...

to that little gal but me.

I wanna be her only benefactor.

- Now, get!
- Nobody else talking to her?

What do you mean about...?

Mabel will get that.

Dang it! Hopeless! Hopeless!

Patience.

Patience.

Food is on the way.

I never figured Mr. Hogg
to be so concerned...

over a poor little
missing orphan.

She ain't missing,
she's a runaway.

Runaways usually run away

because they're
missing something.

- It must be love.
- You got that right.

- My turn to drive!
- I sure hate to disagree.

- But you had the last patrol.
- Are you sure?

I'm positive. Scout's honor.

- Then I owe you one.
- That ain't...

- That's not nice.
- It is too. You're younger.

- Walk around the car.
- That's not nice.

- Now, just wait a minute.
- Yeah?

That's not nice.

You're sure you didn't see an
Apex Rent-A-Truck go past you?

Mm-mm. I didn't see nothing.

You're kind of young to be
out on your own, ain't you?

I'm . I got me a job
waiting down in Atlanta.

Trouble is, everything I own
is in that suitcase on the bus.

You know, my ticket,
my clothes, my money.

I told her maybe we could
scrape up some bus fare for her.

Oh, sure we can. Sure we can.

- I don't wanna trouble you.
- No. People are supposed...

to help each other,
and your turn will come.

- This will get you to Atlanta.
- Thank you.

Soon as I start working,
I'll pay you back.

Bobby, I found some things
of mine that shrunk so much...

I'm sure one of
them will fit you.

We'd better get going if we're
gonna find those hijackers.

I wanna thank you for
everything you've done.

Oh, nothing at all. Just
take care of yourself.

Especially you, Coy, for
pulling me out of that pit.

Just a natural-born hero.
You take care, now, you hear?

And watch where you're
walking from now on.

I'll catch up with y'all as soon
as I let Bobby at the bus stop.

You can't go to work
in an outfit like that...

so try these on.
I'll see if I can't

- rustle up a pair of shoes...
- Thank you.

Don't make me feel any
worse than I do already.

If we're gonna stay out of that
orphanage, I've to stay silent.

- Good news. Good news.
- You sure took long enough.

I told you minutes, didn't I?

Listen, I was a mess,
I had to clean up.

- Look at me, I'm still a mess.
- Yeah, you are.

And my stomach's rumbling
louder than the Dukes will...

when we arrest them for
hijacking, let's have lunch.

- There you are.
- Wait a minute.

- What?
- That ain't no hero sandwich.

No. See, I went
down to the Dixie Diner

but all the waitresses,
they were gone.

- Where were they?
- Out to lunch.

- They don't eat at their place?
- Well, not if they can help it.

See, I knew you wanted
some of that gourmet food...

so I went down
to the supermarket

and I brought you a present.

- Isn't that a nice surprise?
- Surprise, surprise.

Ah!

- It's a live lobster!
- I know.

Yeah. Well, I didn't wanna
bring you a dead one.

- It didn't look fresh.
- Oh, you...

What a mean little
sucker, ain't he?

- Nice place you got here.
- Thank you. It's home.

Me and Max is gonna
get one of those one day.

Aren't we, Max?

There's only three people

that could help Coy
and Vance recover...

them stolen antiques and
keep Boss from framing them.

And as Daisy was about to
help one of them leave town...

- Did I see what I think I saw?
- You sure did.

Let's go get them, partner.

It's them dang Duke boys.

That's who's behind them,
and in front is real trouble.

Mrs. Morgan.

Hang on, cuz.

You know, I wish I could get
my biscuits to slide like that...

on the molasses.

I'm sure glad you got
straight A's in driving school.

Yeah, his driving is good.

His stopping
needs a lot of work.

Gonna miss y'all, even though
we didn't hardly get acquainted.

Sure it isn't Coy
you're gonna miss?

I saw the way you looked at him.

What makes you say
a fool thing like that?

I mean, Coy's a nice
boy and all but I'm sure

he's got himself a steady girl.

None that I know about.

Well, the bus ought to be
along in about minutes or so.

- I'd like to wait, but...
- You gotta catch them hijackers.

- Thanks for the ride.
- Oh, sure.

- Here you go.
- Thanks.

Daisy, do you think
that after I get settled in...

if I let you know, maybe you
could send me a snapshot?

Of the family or of Coy?

- Family would be just fine.
- Okay.

But Coy would be even be better.

I will, Bobby Lee.

- You take care, huh?
- Thanks.

You need anything, you
better holler now, okay?

Bye-bye.

What do you know, there
she is, just waiting for us.

Come on, boy.

- Let go of me!
- Hold on, now! Hold on!

Help!

Now, sweet Daisy just happened
to spot what was happening.

So she went back to
try to reason with them.

- Let go of me! Let go of me!
- Come on!

Bobby Lee, come on.

Come here, Max.

Look out!

Who are those fellas?

For Pete's sakes, Bobby
Lee, they were ready to k*ll you.

Bobby knew she was
caught in the crossfire

and what Daisy was saying...

was the truth. She
was sure in a dilemma.

Hazzard was kind of
deep in dilemmas that day

because Coy and Vance was
dealt when they told Boss and Rosco

about the hijack trying to
get Rosco to take some action.

Let me just say that
I, do not believe...

one word of what you're saying.

Boss, you wouldn't
know the truth...

- if you fell on it.
- Are you trying to imply...?

I ain't implying
nothing. No sirree.

I'm out-and-out saying that
you and Coy here are behind...

this whole hijacking
business yourself.

You're just trying to
cover up your tracks.

Who do you think
you're fooling anyhow?

You don't expect
the sheriff to believe

a cock and bull story, do you?

Yeah, you think I'm
as dumb as I look?

- Well, looks are deceiving.
- Yeah.

I hereby now am personally
directing you, sheriff...

to start an investigation
into the connection...

between the hijack case
and these here Dukes.

Come on, Coy, we're just
spinning our wheels with them.

Sheriff, we're gonna find
those hijackers on our own.

- Well, have it your own way.
- Just get on out of here.

You know something?
What I ought to have done...

I ought to have arrested
those Duke boys right now.

Yeah? But not before we
plant the evidence, you dodo.

But don't you worry, they'll
be behind bars real soon.

Now, how's that lobster doing?

- Well, I think he's embarrassed.
- Why's that?

He's turning red.

- Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane.
- Let me speak to Boss Hogg.

- It's for you.
- I thought so. J.D. Hogg.

We had that kid,
then lost her again.

Daisy Duke spotted us...

then grabbed the kid and ran.

You boys ain't worth a
milk bucket under a bull.

I know what happened. She
blabbed to those Dukes and...

No, no, no. Not
likely. No sirree bob.

I mean, then Coy and Vance
would've gone straight...

to the warehouse
instead of coming here.

As for that little
runaway orphan

she sure don't wanna
get mixed up with us.

Not unless she's forced into a
corner or something like that.

Clooney, you and Potter

hightail it out to that
warehouse, you hear?

And you stand by for the final
phase of my ingenious plan.

- Bye-bye-bye.
- Bye-bye.

Got an ingenious plan.

I hope it's the last one.

Supposing those Duke boys
stumble onto something...

before your
ingenious plan works?

If I know them Duke boys...

that's exactly what
they're going to do...

which is part of
my ingenious plan.

Oh! I like that!

Oh, Mabel. Yeah,
listen, honey...

get me Apex Rent-A-Truck.

Well, you boys come to
return the truck you rented?

Well, not exactly.

- Fact is, somebody h*jacked it.
- You're kidding?

The way we figure it,
somebody had to tip them off...

and that somebody had to
be someone who worked here.

- Somebody like you.
- Seeing as how nobody else...

- knew we rented a truck.
- Well, if you're accusing me...

you'd better have proof or
you're in for one big lawsuit.

Apex Rent-A-Truck.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Yes, J.D.

You want a truck first
thing in the morning?

Seven a.m.

You got it. You got it.

Boss Hogg, huh? Why would
he want a Rent-A-Truck...

when he owns his
own trucking company?

Now, J.D. Hogg bought this
truck rental agency just last week.

Don't that fit like
a hen on an egg.

Come on, cuz.

Who's gonna pay
for that truck you lost?

Let Boss pay for
it, he's got the truck.

- Man, are we dumb.
- Boss is one smart cookie.

Owning that trucking company,
he knows who rents them

and what they're carrying.

Yeah, but if he's already
got the truck we was driving...

what's he need a
second truck for?

Knowing we're looking
for it, he'll either split up

that shipment of antiques...

or use one of them
trucks as a decoy.

We got one thing in our favor

that's knowing when he'll
pick up that second truck.

Let's get back to the farm.
We've some strategy to work out.

Being in a hurry, Coy
and Vance took a shortcut.

It's kind of hard to tell
whether the Duke boys...

are taking a shortcut
or just driving normal.

Yee-haw!

'Whoo!'

Yeah, J. D. Hogg again.

Them Duke boys gone?

Oh, good. Now, listen,
that truck I asked for...

I want it over here
in exactly one hour.

You get that? One hour.

Yeah, alright. Alright.

Food, food, food!

Pea brain, you're supposed
to take it out of the shell.

Didn't anybody
ever tell you that?

Let me show you how it's done.

Give me this thing here.

Now, look. See?

Oh, that looks good.

Boss, can I ask you a question?

What happens to
that orphan girl, now...

once we arrest Coy
and Vance Duke?

Well, we'll have Enos and
Cletus pick her up as well...

and then she gets shipped
back to the orphanage.

If she starts blabbing
or something...

well, we'll just say she's
lying to protect the Dukes.

Nobody's gonna believe
a juvenile delinquent.

- That is good.
- Look at how big that is.

It smells good.

Coy and Vance raised
Uncle Jesse on the CB

and headed back
to the Duke farm.

While they hurried to make
plans for the next morning...

Boss was emptying
out that h*jacked truck...

and planning to make his
move that same afternoon.

Say, boys. You know, there's
a back road to the Duke farm.

So drive it in that way so
they can't see it's been planted.

That's good.

I don't know who those fellas
were or what they wanted.

Maybe it was the money
you gave me for bus fare.

Bobby Lee, how could
they have known about that?

- There's no way.
- It wasn't all that much.

What's she doing here? I thought
you took her to the bus stop.

I did. Then these
two fellas came...

and tried to grab her.
Lucky I saw it happen...

- and was able to get to her.
- Two fellas? Any idea who...

- or what they wanted?
- Maybe it's the two fellas...

- that we've been looking for?
- What could they want with her?

Bobby Lee, you sure got a
knack for getting yourself in trouble.

But you're with us
now, and you're alright.

And the next bus don't go
to Atlanta until tomorrow.

- So you may as well stay here.
- That suits me. Right now...

we got us some planning to do.

Now, me and Coy
just found out today...

As the Dukes
started figuring out...

how they was gonna flush
out Boss and them hijackers...

Well, they're just about to
get snookered themselves.

Real nice job you're
doing there, Bobby Lee.

- Sure wasn't necessary, though.
- Just trying to earn my keep.

Appreciate that. But I gotta
interrupt you for a minute...

check out the old
General's engine.

If I can get it open.

Need any help?

He's been idlin' a
little rough on me.

Think you can start him
up without running me over?

I can't make you no promises.

- The door's stuck.
- It's welded. Use the window.

He's running a little too rich.

Okay, start him up.

Okay, shut him down.

That should just about do it.

Thank you.

I hear you ain't got
yourself a steady girl yet.

- You hear right.
- How come?

Well, I reckon the right
one ain't come around yet.

Maybe you ain't been
looking in the right direction.

Well, maybe I ain't
been looking, period.

Well, when you start, I'd
kind of like to be in the running.

I mean, I know I
ain't as filled-out

like some other gals are...

but I could put on a few pounds.

I know to cook and clean.

- And I know about fixing cars...
- Bobby Lee...

Now, listen here.

- You're a real nice kid...
- I ain't a kid.

Okay, okay. "Young lady," then.

And a very pretty young lady.

Before you start tying yourself
down with somebody like me...

you gotta do
things with your life.

I mean, you gotta
get your schooling in.

What about that job you
wanted back in Atlanta?

Come on, Bobby Lee,
please don't be like that.

Before you start thinking about
settling down with one fella...

you gotta meet lots of fellas.

Have yourself some
good, clean fun. Okay?

Hey, you understand.

What you're saying is you
just plain ain't interested

in the likes of me.

Bobby...

I sure do hope that little
lady's growing pains...

don't slow the Dukes down...

because I got a feeling that
old Boss is about to spring...

ingenious plan number three.

Yeah, it's that little
runaway orphan gal, alright.

She just went back into
the house with Coy following.

It's you. Alright, look, just
get Cletus and Enos, will you?

Tell them to get their butts
here and bring that gal in.

- Right, I'm going.
- Alright, give me this.

Alright, men,
the coast is clear.

Move that truck into the Duke
barn, and then clear out fast.

Bobby Lee?

You come out of there right now.

There's no reason
we can't be friends.

Alright, alright, we're all set.

No sense staying someplace
we ain't wanted, Max. Come on.

Look, look, look! There
goes that runaway.

Cletus and Enos, listen,
that orphan gal's getting away.

So I want you to
box her in, you hear?

One of you will
have to commandeer

another vehicle to do it.

Clooney, Potter, listen. Get
over to the construction site.

I wanna stop them Dukes.

Bobby Lee.

Bobby Lee?

She's gone. She's
flown the coop, fellas.

Uncle Jesse...

And while Enos was
commandeering the car

Hazzard-style...
Rosco and Boss set out

to arrest Coy and Vance.

Hold it right there.

You're under
arrest for hijacking.

- Hijacking?
- Hijacking? Us?

- We, got h*jacked.
- Do tell.

What do you call
that out in your barn?

- What's that?
- Right out there.

- I call it a perfect frame-up.
- Oh, yeah?

And I'll bet that
truck's empty...

because you crooks already
sold off all them valuables.

What valuables are
you talking about?

- There are no valuables.
- Wait a minute! Wait a minute!

- Here, let me look.
- What do you see...?

Daisy Duke!

They're getting away!
They're getting away!

Rosco, after them! After them.

After them! Don't let
them get away. Come on.

Let's see, now, they got
Boss and Rosco behind...

and the bad guys in front.

And with the
running road g*ng...

well, don't look too bad.

Yee-haw!

Alright.

Flash, are you okay, darling?

- Forget about that hound dog.
- Well, he scuffed her.

Don't just sit on your
brains, knucklehead.

Let's get this thing started.
We gotta get them Dukes.

- Saw which way they went?
- No.

- Well...
- Start any place you want!

I don't care, just move.

What are you doing?
Alright, back it up. Back it up.

Get out of there!
Alright, come on.

Let's go now.

Oh, yeah, it had
to be out of gear.

- Thank you, sir.
- And Enos joined the chase.

Sort of.

Young lady! Young lady,
just hold it right there.

Right there.

Coy, Vance, you boys alright?

About as good as
could be expected

after letting Boss
set us up like he did.

There's no question
now that those antiques

are still parked somewhere.

They was planning
on moving them today

after we was to be put in jail.

That'd take a month of
Sundays before we turn over...

every place in the county
they could possibly be.

And listen. With
you two on the run...

I expect they'll just sit
right where they are.

They won't move an
inch. We'll never find them.

Maybe, maybe not.

They'd figure we was too busy
running to pay any heed to them.

- That could be.
- I figure you head up north...

While the Dukes divvied up
the areas each would take...

to ferret out them weasels...

Bobby Lee was in big trouble.

Deputy Cletus calling sheriff.

Deputy Cletus calling
sheriff. Come back.

Cletus, this is
your superior officer

Rosco P. Coltrane. What
do you got? Come back.

Well, I expect I got me
one runaway orphan girl.

And maybe a raise to boot.

He's got that girl. Glory be.

Listen, now, Cletus. Take her
somewhere and keep her quiet...

until I can cuff and stuff
those Duke boys for hijacking.

-Ten-four, you got it. Goodbye.-Think
that could be Bobby Lee?

You know anyone else who
gets into more trouble than we do?

Why do you figure Rosco
wants her kept quiet?

Talking ain't exactly
a criminal offense.

Friends, what you're
about to see is a young girl...

facing her moment of truth.
And she's a mite overdue.

What's that sheriff
talking about?

What difference
does it make to you?

I seen the whole thing. Coy
and Vance had nothing to do...

with stealing that truck.

What? Well, you just
keep your nose to yourself.

I think you're in enough...

I think you're in enough...

I know they didn't do it,
because I'd seen who did.

Well, that don't mean...

Coy? Vance? Daisy?
Can any of you hear me?

- We read you loud and clear.
- Them hijackers, I seen them.

Me and Max was hiding out
in the truck when it happened.

That's why Boss wants
her out of the way.

Cuz, we got ourselves
an eyewitness.

Bobby Lee, you have any idea
where they stashed that truck?

No.

There's a lot of trees
and some kind of platform

they backed up onto.

- Old warehouse at Pine Junction.
- Yeah.

- Bobby Lee, where are you?
- I'm in a deputy's car...

about a mile down from the farm.

But don't worry...

- we ain't going nowhere.
- Hey, just a minute.

You can't do...

- How do like them apples?
- What?

That little bratty girl told
them where the truck is.

Alright, alright. Listen,
we gotta head them off.

Listen, you know something...

if they catch Clooney
and Potter with the goods...

and that little
girl's a witness...

I hate to think what
could happen...

I'd hate to think that
I'd have to clap you

in the clinker and
cuff you and stuff you.

Rosco, if they ever put a
price on your head, take it.

Daisy. Uncle Jesse.
Y'all read any of that?

Read the whole thing, Vance.

I read it all loud and
clear. I'm on my way.

Daisy, I want you to pick
up Bobby Lee and Max first.

We don't wanna
lose our star witness.

That's a big - on
that, Vance. I'm gone.

Things were beginning
to smoke like a $ p*stol.

Let's go, Bobby Lee!

Come back here! You can't...

Hey!

Daisy?

Cletus!

- You alright?
- I'm fine.

You sure?

- Cletus, are you okay?
- Yes, I'm fine. I'm all dirty.

You might've k*lled
somebody. You'd like to k*ll me.

Never mind that. You look
at what you did to the car.

Meanwhile, as Daisy
was rescuing Bobby Lee

from Hazzard's finest...

Coy, Vance and Uncle
Jesse raced for the warehouse.

Trouble is, Clooney and
Potter was not about to sit

around on their duffs.

They were heading for Hotlanta
with their ill-gotten goods.

Friends, that's dramatic.

And when Coy and Vance got
on their tail, Boss and Rosco...

were right behind.

Sure hope nobody stops quick.

Friends and neighbors,
there ain't many places

in America where
this could happen.

But Hazzard is one of them.

You remember this when
you drive through Hazzard.

- We drove into World w*r III.
- Holy Hannah.

- It was in the papers last week.
- World w*r III?

No. The National Guard's
holding w*r maneuvers out here.

We're right smack
in the middle of it.

I knew those Duke
boys were tough

but I didn't think
they'd go this far.

Hurry up and get
down! We went in a hole.

- They're sh**ting...
- Well, let's get out of here.

I can't get my door
open. It's stuck.

Help me. Help me,
here, my door is stuck.

I can't get out.
My door is stuck.

Not that mangy mutt,
save me! I'm your leader.

Come on, will you?
We gotta get out of here.

Over there.

Come on, will you?

Rosco, so help me...

if that car gets hit,
you're gonna pay for it!

That must have been one
of those -pack howitzers.

Done scuffed my
vehicle beyond repair.

You think I can
make time payments?

You should only live that long.

- Jesse.
- There's Jesse. Jesse.

You boys better get in here...

before you're blown
into the next th of July.

No, not the dog! Not on me.

One of them shells hit that
truck, it's goodbye antiques.

One of them shells hits any
of us, it's just plain goodbye.

Let's get out of here! Come on.

I ain't staying in that
thing. It's too big a target.

- You hear what I hear?
- Yeah, nothing.

- Ain't it beautiful?
- Sure is.

It'll be even better
when we nail their hides.

With Bobby Lee's
eyewitness testimony...

Coy and Vance were
cleared of all charges...

and Clooney and Potter
were convicted of hijacking.

Boss and Rosco
slipped off the noose

what with no evidence
against them...

except for the word
of them two heavies.

Jesse's friends
over in Loomis...

not only got back
their family heirlooms...

but two new members
of the family as well

Bobby Lee and Max, who
they planned to adopt...

thanks to Uncle Jesse's
help and the orphanage.

- Sure am gonna miss you, Coy.
- Yeah, I'm gonna miss you too.

It's gonna be dull in
Hazzard without you.

- Sorry for all the trouble.
- I sure ain't.

- Bye, sweetheart.
- Bye.

Now, you know she'll be back

because there's
one thing for sure...

that little girl's gonna
keep on growing.

And Coy Duke better watch out.
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