05x22 - Daisy's Shotgun Wedding

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'Yee-haw!'

It was one of them
ordinary Hazzard mornings.

Meaning, something
was about to happen.

The boys were doing the chores
and Daisy was about to further

her career at the Boar's Nest.

Luke, what's wrong
with that thing?

I don't know.

Hold on, you ain't
getting very far in this thing

the way it sounds now.

Well, okay. But I don't
want to be late, fellas.

- Try it again.
- Okay.

Oh, jeez. Hold on now.

What've you been
doing to this thing?

'Timing's way off, by the
sound of that backfire.'

Well, it'll get me
to the Boar's Nest.

Then, I'll call Cooter, okay?

No, it won't. Hold
on just a second.

Don't take the chance or you'll
wind up on the side of the road.

Luke and me will run you
down in General Lee ourselves.

Listen, fellas.

You've been treating me
different ever since you came

'back from the Nascar circuit.'

How's that?

'You've been hovering
over me like mother hens.'

Yesterday, you wouldn't let
me climb the roof to fix that leak.

And the day before,
you wouldn't let me go

to Capitol City by myself.

Daisy, Capitol
City is a big place.

Oh. I ain't a child.

Yeah, I can see that.

Okay, you guys.
Just back off, alright.

- Alright. You made your point.
- Yeah, we'll back off.

First, we're gonna drive
you to the Boar's Nest.

Come on, let's go.

Okay.

You wanna get there at
all, you got to come with us.

- Give me your hand.
- Bo, I can do it myself.

Luke, watch out.

You dang road hogs!

- Doggone it.
- You alright, Daisy?

Yeah, I'm fine
except for being late.

How bad off are we?

It starts alright. Let me
see how we're doing.

We're gonna have
to mend that fence.

Meanwhile, a truck full of
meanies called the Beaudrys

was arriving at the Boar's Nest.

They was professional heavy
weight -proof moonshiners.

And they were gonna have a
meeting with old guess-who.

- Do you have any threesies?
- No, I don't. Go fish.

Oh, good. Dog.

Well, well, well. Beaudry.

Say, I'm glad to see you got
my message on the network.

You brought your whole
brood with you too, huh?

Well, it's late. Milo and
they always help me deliver.

Alright then. Now, tell me.
How many cases of shine

did you bring me?

- None.
- None? None?

You came all miles to
tell me you brought none?

Well, we done sold out of
everything this trip down.

'Oh, but listen, we can bring
up another load tomorrow.'

'Oh, you can?'

Alright. I guess
that'll have to do.

'You be at my house in town
tomorrow at noon sharp.'

'You hear? With the shine.'

And remember, when you
come, use the back door.

Yeah, the back door.

'Alright, then.
Alright, on your way.'

Go on that way if you want.
Have yourself a little brew.

Let's get ourselves a brew, boy.

Wait a minute. Hold everything.

That belongs in here, son.
Come on. Give it up, gentle.

Get out of my way, boy.

You're in my stool.

Would you look at
what the cat drug in.

You're scraping the bottom
of the barrel with that bunch.

I know I am. But
beggars can't be choosers.

I'm running way behind
on my shine orders.

So I gotta grab all the
outside hooch I can get.

You know they're nothing
but a bunch of crooks.

Imagine him trying
to steal your dog.

J.D. Hogg, here.

Oh, hello, Bubba.

- Say hello from Rosco.
- What?

You know Rosco P. Coltrane?
Says he never heard of you.

Listen, I tell you, I'm
glad you called on account

of I got six cases of
shine for your order. Yeah.

You can pick 'em up tomorrow.

That's right. At my
place at just after noon.

Bye, now.

Now, if there's any of y'all
that can't see trouble coming..

Friend, you need help.

About time you
got me here, Luke.

Jeez, I took it easy.

Let me give you a
hand. Now, be careful.

I just can't stand
being so late.

Out of my way.

Hey, everybody.
I'll be right with you.

- Hi, Daisy.
- Enos.

Hey, Pa.

Isn't she pretty?

- Hey, Luke. Hey, Bo.
- 'Hey Enos.'

- Hey, sugar. You're cute.
- Thank you very much.

- Now, get your hand off me.
- No.

I said, get your hands
off of me. I mean it.

- Daisy. I'll take care of this.
- Bo.

We talked about this.
I'll take of it myself.

I know we talked
about this. But this is..

Alright, old man. It's just you
and me watching from here.

Alright?

Alright, now.
Y'all, break it up.

Holy animal! They're
wrecking the place.

- Rosco, do something. Will you?
- Alright.

I order you to cease and insist.

'Cease and desist. Stop it.'

This is..

- You alright?
- I'm alright, Uncle Jesse.

You alright?

- Oh. You guys make me so mad.
- It was him that started it.

Wait a minute. He looked like
he was gonna rough you up.

He's big as a house.

Listen, fellas. I've been
working here for four years.

And believe me, I can
take care of myself.

No matter how big the guy
is, no matter how fresh he is.

I can take care of myself.

- See?
- Aw.

- 'Can I have one of them.'
- 'Sure. Here you go.'

- It hurt?
- Yeah, hurts a lot.

It was dumb to do.

If I had two more minutes,
I'd have taken care of that guy.

Oh, please. How's your lip?

- 'It's split.'
- 'Yeah, I thought so.'

Alright. Out with it.

What's upsetting you?

Well, alright..

I'll tell you what's bugging me.

Bo and Luke. You've
been bugging me a lot lately.

And I apologize the way I tore
into you at Boar's Nest today.

I'm sorry.

'Well, sh**t. It
were no big thing.'

Yeah, we shouldn't
have butted in.

See, I know you love me.
And I love you both so much.

But you gotta realize I ain't

in pigtails and braces
anymore, fellas.

'In fact, I never wore braces.'

She's got a point there.

Well, Daisy, we never
meant to treat you that way.

'It's only 'cause we love you.'

I know. It's real sweet of you.

But you guys gotta realize

you can trust me, believe
me, I can take care of myself.

From now on, you're gonna
have all the elbow room you need.

- 'Oh yeah?'
- That's right.

- It's a promise.
- Promise?

- And you can count on that.
- Alright.

- Oh, guys.
- Easy, easy.

- Don't squeeze too hard.
- I know.

- He's older, you know.
- Yeah.

I better get dressed. I got a
date with Darcy Kinkaid tonight.

Darcy Kinkaid?

Boys.

What, you got something
against Darcy now?

- No.
- No.

- He's a good guy.
- Nice guy.

Bye.

- Couldn't sleep either, huh?
- No. Not at all.

You want some more ham?

Actually, you can have
half of my sandwich.

- Alright. How about some milk?
- I'll go for that.

Whoa.

Sounds like Daisy's home.

Sure was a super evening, Daisy.

I loved every
minute of it, Darcy.

- Do you mind if I kiss you?
- I'd mind if you didn't.

- Really?
- Mm-hmm.

What's she... doing?

Can't really tell.

Listen, Darcy. I'm
sorry about this.

I really had a good time. I hope
we can do it again sometime.

Yeah.

She's gonna k*ll me.

Looks like something
I'd have done.

I don't believe it.

I come home from a
date and what do I see?

But my big old cousins
hanging out the window.

Sorry, Daisy.

Listen. That shade thing
was just an accident.

- Luke didn't mean to do it.
- 'You embarrass me.'

Humiliated me in front of a guy
I could've gotten to like maybe.

Look. We weren't trying to
check up on you or nothing.

We'll do anything to make
it up for you. Anything.

Matter of fact, we'll go
talk to him. Right now.

No. That does it. I don't
wanna hear another word.

- Could use a cup of coffee.
- I'll go for that.

- Morning, Uncle Jesse.
- Got a good start.

Yeah. Luke and me finished
a fence on the back .

Now, listen, boys. You better
get in there and talk to Daisy.

- She's packing.
- Packing?

sh**t. Where's she going?

She's gonna move in to town.

Stay at that rooming house
where her friend Sally Jo lives.

Dang. I knew she was worked
up but, not enough to move out.

I've done everything I
can to talk her out of it

but she won't listen.
Now, let's go talk.

We'll give it a try.

Daisy, can't we talk about this?

I can't take you hovering
over me anymore.

'I feel hemmed in.
I need some air.'

I gotta go.

- Daisy.
- Luke, we already did talk.

Uncle Jesse, we
just can't let her go.

- Ain't much we can do.
- Daisy, listen.

Come on, Daisy, there's
gotta be something we can do

to change your
mind, ain't there?

I'm afraid not.

I've gotta live my own life.

If I get b*rned, I get
b*rned. I'm alright, Bo.

And... I want you to know,
there's no hard feelings. Okay?

And Uncle Jesse. If you
ever need me for anything

- I ain't far away.
- I know that. I know that.

Drive safe.

Bye-bye.

I don't know about y'all but
I'd whole lot rather see them

in trouble flying
through the air.

This is serious.

Give her some time, maybe
after she's simmered down

why, she'll..

The Dukes wasn't the
only ones in Hazzard

that were shook up this morning.

Boss Hogg was
just given a repair bill

for the fight damages
at the Boar's Nest.

Well, listen. I
ain't gonna pay it.

Listen, Boss. You
don't have to pay it.

What are you talking about?

Well, listen. Those Duke boys,
now, they were in on that fight.

- Weren't they?
- Yeah.

Well. Good news, good news.

Then, that means that
maybe they started it. Huh?

Well, then, you can
get them to pay that bill.

- Well, well, well and well.
- What?

Out of the mouths of babes,
sometimes comes a gem.

- No, what I say is...
- Well, never mind that.

- Listen, I'm proud of you.
- Oh, good.

Yeah. Some of me
has rubbed off on you.

Where are you,
carpenter? Here, listen.

Start working. You'll get every
penny that's coming to you.

And you two. Listen, take this
here bill and you get yourself

out to the Dukes.

And then, you demand
payment for these damages.

- Hi!
- Hi!

So you went and
did it, huh, Daisy?

Yeah. Here I am.

Well, come on inside.

You can unpack.

- Then we'll talk.
- Oh, thanks.

While the Dukes were discovering

the joys of bachelorhood

they got a call from
some old friends.

'Calling Bo and Luke Duke.
Calling Bo and Luke Duke.'

Yeah, you got Bo Duke.
Who I got out there?

'Your old pal, Verne
Cook. Skip's with me.'

Verne and Skip. Hey, how
y'all doing? Hey, where are you?

'Come on outside and
take a look above you.'

Well, - .

- Who are they?
- Couple of guys we met.

Oh, wait till you see this.

There they are.

'What in tarnation are them?'

'Uncle Jesse, that thing
is called an ultra light.'

'Verne and Skip, taught us to
use them back last summer.'

That's right.

- 'You flew in them?'
- Yes, sir. We sure did.

- You had to be crazy.
- It's a lot of fun, I tell ya.

This here is Luke. What are you
two birdmen doing around here?

'We're heading in for a
fly-in over in Greensville.'

Thought we'd
drop by for a visit.

Yeah, you're welcome.
Come on down.

Friends, in Hazzard, when
folks drop in, they mean it.

Look at them foot brakes.
I once had a Model A

that worked the same way.

'Well, you guys
sure are good at that.'

'sh**t. I'd recognize
that red hair anywhere.'

Hey, Verne. How are you doing?

Hey, how you doing,
Luke? Good to see you.

- This is our uncle, Jesse.
- How are you?

This looks like one of
them Jim Dandy cultivators

with a big wing on it.

Say, thought we'd get a
chance to meet that pretty cousin

of yours you was
always talking about.

Oh, Daisy.

Actually, Daisy ain't
here. She's down in town.

'Attention in the farmhouse.'

'Rosco?'

'You gotta pay this bill for
wrecking the Boar's Nest'

'or you're gonna get days.'

This ain't no time
for us to go to jail.

- We're cut off from general.
- What's going on?

This is Hazzard's
excuse for the law.

They're always looking for
some reason to throw us in jail.

Quick. Hop in and take off.

- You mean it?
- I don't..

Luke, you sure you
know what you're doing?

Oh, ain't no problems with
this. It's like riding a bicycle.

I think I remember it now.
Throttle's up there, ain't it?

'Freeze, freeze, freeze.'

You hear this?

See this bill here?

What y'all doing
in those things?

They're doing it.

Alright, you Dukes.
Come on down now.

You're under arrest.

How you doing, Luke?

I'm just cruising
along, I guess.

I guess you don't forget
how to run one of these things.

I tell you, we've never escaped
from them like that before.

Enos, listen. After them.

You know, they gotta
come down sometime.

You just follow me.

Whoo-hoo. Go, go,
Bo! Let's go, Luke!

That's horrendous.
That's, that's..

Oh-ho.

Y'all doin' it.

Sheriff, you ain't
mad at me, are you?

- Sheriff?
- You're gonna pay for this.

'I'm gonna get you.
I'm gonna get you!'

They're heading back to
town. Let's get back to the farm.

'That's a big - , cousin.'

So you still remember how
to land one of these things?

I hope so.

- Bo, what..
- You're pulling back!

The crosswind hit him.
Turn in into it, Luke!

Luke!

Them Dukes just can't
resist a fence, can they?

- Luke, Luke, you alright?
- Are you hurt, Luke?

sh**t. The only thing
that's hurt is my pride.

Look, it's no problem. We
can patch her up in no time..

While Jesse and the boys was
helping repair the wounded bird

Daisy was in town doing
some girl talk with Sally Jo.

Those guys are smothering me.

Boy, you must have
really been upset.

Yeah, when are Bo
and Luke gonna realize

I'm perfectly capable
of taking care of myself?

Are you sure you're just
not overreacting, honey?

No. Now, you sound like them.

Whatever they're doing, I know
it's only because they love you.

I just wanna be my own person.

Look, maybe Bo and Luke do
get carried away once in a while.

But I bet they learned
something from all this.

- You think so?
- Yeah.

I think they're gonna look at
you differently from now on.

Aww, you're just
trying to cheer me up.

Hey, I just know you're
lucky to have a family like that

to worry about you.

Oh, Sally Jo.

'I'd like to be
alone for a while.'

Thank you for being a friend.

Sure.

Well, I'm glad Daisy's
changing her mind

because here come them Beaudrys.

I thought I smelled something.

Hey, pa.

There's that pretty
Daisy gal again.

Never mind her, boy.

You just keep your
mind on selling shine.

I'd sure like to
marry up with her.

Y'all ever notice
how folks in Hazzard

have a lotta trouble
coming to a stop?

Oh, see. You know who that's
liable to be? The Beaudrys.

- Couldn't be them.
- Couldn't be them?

That's the front door. Told
them to come to the back door.

That's right.

Would you go see who
that is at the front door

while I stash this cash?

Well, it had to be
somebody you know.

- Oh! It's the Beaudrys!
- 'The Beaudrys?'

Listen, here. Why don't
you go around the back way?

Well, you could
come in this way.

This is an easy way.
This has got a carpet..

Alright, alright, come
in anyhow. But listen.

I distinctly told you boys to
come by the back door, didn't I?

Well, now, do y'all wanna
buy our shine or don't you?

Well, of course, I do.

- Well, I done brung a sample.
- Alright, then.

Now, you like it, we
get our money upfront.

- Now, wait a minute.
- Oh, wait.

I don't never give
no money upfront.

Alright, alright, wait a minute.

- I'll taste it anyhow.
- He'll taste it anyway.

- Yeah, let me try.
- Try that.

Ah!

That's the worst
swill I ever did taste.

I wouldn't give it to my pigs.

I wanna keep my
customers, not k*ll them.

Alright, Hogg. You ain't
gonna get my price down.

This here stuff's
ten bucks a jug.

Ten bucks? You gotta
be outta your mind.

- That's highway robbery.
- Shame on you.

You called us,
we didn't call you.

He's got a point there.

I'll give you $ a
jug or the deal's off.

That's it. Two or it's off.

Listen, I can't afford no
more. I'm short of money.

He's lying, pa.
He's got loads of it.

'What? Where'd you get that?'

Give me that, give
me that money!

Give me my money!

Rosco, don't stand there,
do something, will you?

Alright, just freeze
it there, fella!

I'm Rosco P. Coltrane..

- Oh, no!
- Oh, ho, ho! Listen..

Well, now... seeing as how
we ain't got ourselves a deal..

We might as well get
paid for our trouble.

- 'Grab 'em, boys!'
- No, wait a minute!

Don't scuff my uniform! Listen,
I just had this dry-cleaned!

And while Boss was
getting cleaned out

back at the farm, the
fellas had just finished

with their patching and fixing.

And Verne and Skip
borrowed old Jesse's truck

for a run into Capitol
City to replace

all them emergency
supplies that they'd used up.

You okay?

Oh yeah. Guess
I'm just embarrassed.

Thinking about
something else I guess.

- Yeah, I know what you mean.
- You ready?

Yup. Chomping at
the bit just like you.

She's had plenty of
time to think about it.

Let's go get her.

Now, boys, don't crowd her.

'She'll come home
when she's a mind to.'

Meanwhile, the
Beaudrys was fixing to split

with ol' Boss' cash

happy as three fat foxes
leaving a chicken coop

with nothing but feathers.

Let's get on out of here!

Let's take the damn
police car. Come on, boys!

Come on, boys. Yeah,
let's get on out of here.

Lookit, pa.

We got us a hound dog! Ha ha!

Stealing a car in Hazzard ain't
nothing to get excited about.

But kidnapping
somebody's dog... look out.

And during all this,
Daisy was taking off

and heading back to the farm.

- Take care.
- Sure.

Be careful. Bye.

- Bye-bye.
- Bye.

I have to tell you something
I never told anybody before.

- What's that?
- I'm afraid of the dark.

- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.

You ain't so brave
in the light neither!

Somebody! Let us outta here!

Now, there's two ways to get
from the Duke Farm to town.

And unfortunately, old Bo and
Luke was taking the Pond Road

while Daisy was
taking the Ridge Road.

Of course, that was the one the
Beaudrys was on. Dadgummit.

'Glory be! It's
that gal, Daisy!'

Can I have her,
pa? Can I? Can I?

You want her, Milo? Alright,
sonny boy, you got her.

- Go, Sledge! Take her out.
- 'I'll get her, pa.'

It's you folks! What are
you doing in Rosco's car?

What's the big dang idea of
running me off the road? Huh?

- Look, pa. I got me a bride.
- Yeah.

They've done it to me again.

I don't like it when things
are looking bad for Daisy.

- You're gonna be my bride.
- Bride? No!

No! No!

Here you go, brother.

You let go of me,
you big turkey!

Let go of me right now!

You just wait till my
cousins get a hold of you.

What are you doing,
meathead? Let go!

- 'Who do you think you are?'
- I'm hurrying, pa.

'Y'all are gonna be in the
biggest trouble you ever saw.'

'Help! Somebody, help me!'

'You ain't getting help
on this, pretty. Yee-haw!'

Rosco, I can't take it no more.
We've gotta break our way out.

Break our way out.

Alright, we're gonna have to
ram this door, you hear me?

- Do it when I count three.
- Right.

- Ready?
- Ready.

One.

- Two.
- Two.

Three!

Heard the yelling and counting.
What're you doing in the closet?

Spraying for moths!
What do you think?

Listen, I've been robbed!

Come on! Get after
the crooks, will you?

Don't you worry
about it. I'll get 'em.

Come on, will you? Come on, now.

After them! They got my money.

Come on, we'll take your
car. Wait a minute. Where is it?

They got my car too.
And they got Flash!

Mine's in for repairs. What do
we do? Let's commandeer one.

Come on! Come on!

- Alright.
- Get in front.

Alright, freeze! Freeze, freeze!

Freeze! Freeze!

- Wait!
- Wait a minute!

- Freeze! Freeze!
- Hold it! Wait a minute!

- Hi, Bo. Hi, Luke.
- Hey, Sally Jo.

- Is Daisy still here?
- Here?

- She's gone.
- 'Gone?'

- Back to the farm.
- You mean she's coming home?

We didn't pass her on
the road coming here.

She must've taken
ol' Ridge Road.

- Thanks, we'll see you later.
- Yeah, thank you.

Let's hit it, Bo.

I reckon anybody on
a bicycle is in trouble.

Freeze it! Freeze! Freeze!

I'm commandeering..

I'm taking your car.
Get out. Get out.

No, You stay here and take
care of what's left of this town.

- Yes, sir, Mr. Hogg.
- I'm coming, Flash!

Daddy's coming!

Bo, I think we
better make a deal

to not bug Daisy anymore.

Yeah, you got it. Shake.

We just gotta get it
through our heads

that she don't need
our protecting no more.

You got yourself a wife, boy.

You do not!

So, he'd get the dog too?

Bo, look!

'That's Daisy's car,
but she ain't in it.'

- Daisy?
- Daisy!

Daisy, where you at?

Daisy!

Well, sh**t! The
key's in the ignition.

Everything looks alright.
There ain't no flat tires.

Daisy!

Looks pretty
trampled around here.

- Here, take a look at this.
- That's them Beaudrys.

Milo was wearing
this in the Boar's Nest.

He was pretty hot
after Daisy, wasn't he?

- This is partly our fault.
- I know what you mean.

Come on, let's go.

This is J.D. Hogg
calling Duke boys.

We're right behind you
so get out of our way.

We're going after the Beaudrys!
They swiped my money!

Listen, that ain't nothing.
They got Daisy too.

What? That's why we saw
the empty jeep back there.

That's awful!

That's terrible, they probably
headed towards Tennessee.

Wait a minute, Boss.
You're our probation officer.

You can waive our probation so
we can go to Tennessee, right?

'If you don't, we're
gonna go anyway.'

- I'm waiving it!
- He's waving it!

Let's all go after
them scoundrels.

- Come on, Rosco.
- Say, "over and out."

Ah, what's the difference?

'Get out, you!'

Where are we? Where
are you taking me?

Someplace where ain't
no one ever gonna find you.

Sure is my lucky day.
Got me a dog and a bride.

Come on, boys, let's
get us on up the house

and call us a preacher man.

What's wrong with you? A
preacher? You can't do that!

Come on, boys!

Yes, Uncle Jesse. We're guessing
the Beaudrys drove off with her.

Good Lord of mercy.

Me and Bo are after
them. We'll get them.

You do that.

Beaudrys.

And so, while Bo and
Luke was barreling

toward the Tennessee border..

Poor little old Daisy was
a prisoner of the Beaudrys

in a mountain hideout
facing real trouble.

They was on the
radio to the preacher.

Five o'clock, today.

'Thank you kindly,
preacher. We'll see you then.'

Over and out.

You folks can't be
serious about this.

'There's a law against
carrying somebody off'

'and forcing them to marry you.'

Well, now, we're the law around
these here parts, Daisy gal.

So you'd best just get on inside

and get yourself
all prettied up.

When my family finds you,
you're gonna be in a lotta trouble.

Yeah, well, how are
they gonna find us

when the revenuers
ain't in years?

According to the stories
I heard about Beaudrys

their hideout is somewhere
in the Chattahoochee Hills.

Every time I think
about them critters

having their hands
on our cousin..

It makes my stomach turn.

Get up, dog, get up!

Hey, pa, what kinda
hound dog is that anyway?

'Hound dog.'

Now, what in the Sam Hill's
the matter with you, Sledge boy?

This here's a pointing dog.

Point, dag nabbit, or we're
gonna take the switch to you!

Whoa. Hey, hey. Hey!

- She's trying to get away!
- Up there, up there! Come on!

And as Daisy was
running for her life

Bo and Luke was still hunting
for the Beaudrys' hideout

and getting more
and more desperate.

Ain't no roads back there.

'I got her tracks. She went... '

'No, she didn't.
She went this way.'

- 'No.'
- 'Did too!'

- 'No.'
- 'Saw her. Did too.'

- Dang!
- 'No, you can't track nothing.'

Mayday, mayday.

This is Daisy Duke
of Hazzard County.

- Hey, it's Daisy!
- 'Can anybody read me?'

- 'Come back.'
- Daisy!

- 'Come back.'
- This is Luke. Come back.

Oh, Luke. Thank God!

Me and Bo are looking
for you. Now, where you at?

I just escaped
from the Beaudrys.

They're trying to
force me to marry Milo.

Marry Milo? What?

Can you tell us where you're
at, Daisy? You got any idea?

I-I don't rightly
know. I-I'm on top of...

Luke, Bo, help! Help!

Come on, girl. Get out of there!

'You're getting hitched
whether you like it or not.'

- You can't get away with this!
- Daisy, I can't hear you.

You'll have to talk louder
and tune that CB in.

That big guy..

Let go of me!

'Daisy, you read me?'

- Ah, sh**t.
- Dang it!

Luke, we're at the
end of the road too.

'Daisy. Daisy, come back.'

'Come on, Daisy.'

'It's no use. We're cut off.'

End of the road.

Well, it's them Beaudrys
again. They got Daisy.

Yeah, imagine their nerve.
We heard it all on the CB.

Imagine marrying Daisy
off to that big dummy.

Ain't they done enough
damage stealing my money?

And my dog, little Flash.

The way that CB was breaking up

she could be ten miles
out there in any direction.

'Isn't that old redtail?'

If we was up there, we'd have
no problem finding Daisy at all.

Well, if wishes were horses,
beggars would ride you know.

Hey, wait a minute. Them
ultra lights back at the farm.

Right, if we can get Skip
and Verne to go up and look

they'll find the Beaudrys
hideout in no time.

- Let's head back to Hazzard.
- 'Back to Hazzard?'

- Not on your life.
- No.

I ain't leaving my $ ,
up in them hills all alone.

And I ain't leaving velvet ears.

Well, suit yourself.

It's the only chance
we got to find Daisy.

Let them go! Come on! Follow me!

'Be careful, Luke.'

Getting us k*lled ain't
gonna help Daisy out none.

Please, Mr. Beaudry, let me
go. Can't you see this ain't right?

Right?

It's natural.

And the boys driving
like they never did before

made that two-hour trip back
to the farm in less than an hour.

Jesse told them that Verne
and Skip wasn't back yet.

So, Bo and Luke decided
that they just couldn't wait.

We'll be real careful.

I'm not just gonna
sit back quietly.

I'll be following you two
in the General Lee, alright?

That's a good idea, Uncle
Jesse, in case we spot Daisy

and them Beaudrys
and can't land.

We'll give you a
holler on the CB.

Just remember, I'm
following you now so fly slow.

Alrighty.

And so the Dukes took
off for the hills of Tennessee

by land and by air.

But the precious minutes
was ticking away for Daisy.

That hill preacher was
heading for the wedding

and was less than an hour away.

- Let's go this way.
- Which way?

- This to the right here.
- No, up.

- No, no.
- Alright.

Alright, alright
there, scaredy-cat.

Come on, we'll go.

Well, moonshine traps.

Looks like they're getting
close to the Beaudrys.

Get me down, get me down!

- Get me down!
- You dropped some quarters.

No, no, forget about that!
Get me down, get me down!

Get me down, will
you! Get me down!

No, no, no, no!

While old Boss had
himself all hung up

in one of them
Beaudrys revenuer traps.

Jesse on the ground
and Bo and Luke in the air

was pushing them engines
like there was no tomorrow.

And there wasn't for Daisy.

While old -foot- is getting
all slicked up for a wedding

I'm getting awful nervous.

As Bo and Luke crossed the
border over into Tennessee

Uncle Jesse was keeping up easy.

See, he had run moonshine
over these same hills years ago.

And meanwhile, Daisy's wedding
was getting closer and closer.

And so was that hill preacher.

Come on, let's go.
You go first this time.

- You're the boss, you go first.
- Let go! Let go!

No, I ain't going first!

I tell you what. I got it,
listen. We'll go together.

You look one way, I'll look
the other. We'll go together.

- Alright, let's go together.
- Okay, we'll go together.

Oh, Rosco!

- There's a hole in the ground!
- That's horrendous.

Alright, it means the Beaudrys
are around here some place

or they wouldn't have
all these traps, come on.

Guess we're close to
where we lost her on the CB.

We're gonna have to split
up, we can cover more ground.

'All we can do is keep
looking and praying.'

I ain't stopped praying
since we lost her.

Time's running out for
Daisy. Where is everybody?

Hey, pa, preacher's coming.

'Preacher man's here alright.'

I'm gonna untie you, Daisy gal.

- You better behave yourself.
- Like heck I will!

I ain't going through
any dang wedding.

That's all there is to it!

Well, we're gonna
see about that.

Move.

Velvet ears, daddy's here!

We're running out of
time. Any sign of her?

No, not a bit.

Hey, wait a minute! I see smoke!

- Where?
- Over there, to the east.

Must be a shack or
a still or something.

Let's drop in for a closer look.

- 'Hello, boys.'
- Howdy, preacher man!

It seems like this road gets
rougher and rougher every time.

'Glad you got here on time.'

It's sure good to see you boys.

Please, sir, you gotta help me.

They have me
here against my will.

You hold your tongue now, gal!

See you're still
trying with Milo.

Well, Mr. Beaudry,
you know my rates.

Ten dollars for a regular
wedding, fifteen for a shotgun.

Yeah, well, here's
a hundred, preacher

and you keep the change,
we done struck it rich!

What kinda preacher
are you? You can't do this!

Next one's for you, Daisy gal..

Unless you behave.

Yeah, well, alright, boys.

Luke, we're running out
of time. Any sign of her?

No, but I thought
I heard a g*nsh*t.

Hey, there are
some folk down there.

Hope one of them's Daisy too.

Ain't hardly enough room
to land down in that field.

Listen, let's smoke
it up when we go in.

Uncle Jesse, if you're
listening in, we found her'

'we're going in for a landing.'

I can see you. You
go ahead, I'll catch up.

Dearly beloved..

We're gathered
to join these here

two young folks in a wedding.

Uh-uh.

It's lucky the Beaudrys was
so taken up with the wedding

they didn't even notice them
unexpected guests arriving.

Milo Beaudry, do you take
this here woman, Daisy Duke

'to be your wedded wife?'

I sure do.

Do you, Daisy Duke,
take this here man

'Milo Beaudry to be your... '

No. No way. Uh-huh.

- 'I can't. No!'
- Hey. Where'd they come from?

Oh, it's them
dad-b*rned Duke fellas!

- Daisy! Daisy, you alright?
- Yeah.

You stay here. We'll take
care of it from here, alright?

Okay.

Bo ought to be
getting tired of this.

Now, wait a minute!

Wait a minute. Wait. You
wait just one minute now.

You and me gotta
get one thing... straight.

Oh, you tricked me on that one.

Luke.

Luke.

Yee-haw!

Get out of the way, Luke!

Oh, no!

- Thanks a lot.
- Thanks for inviting me.

- You're welcome.
- How about the old double team?

Come on!

- That'll teach him.
- Yeah.

'That was great!'

Great? Damn near k*lled us.

You ain't going nowhere.

- Uncle Jesse.
- Hey, Uncle Jesse.

Here, let me help you out.

Alright, y'all just
stand right there.

Doggone this car. It
runs but you can't get out.

- Alright, Uncle Jesse.
- Look what we got here.

I'd say turnabout's
fair play, wouldn't you?

Anyway, the shotgun
wedding misfired.

This was one time
that Daisy didn't mind

having her family
look after her.

Everything else turned
out pretty good too.

- There she is! There's Flash!
- Flash!

Flash chewed Boss
and Rosco free.

It took about two hours.

Rosco and Flash were reunited.

Shame, shame. Everybody
knows your name.

And Boss was
reunited with his money.

He was very emotional.

And as Verne and Skip
finally took off for their flying

the Duke men folk all
promised that from now on

they'd treat Daisy like
a big girl, which she is.

I could've told them that.

One thing about a family though

they may get in
the way sometimes.

But when you really need them

nothing else works as good.