07x09 - Cale Yarborough Comes to Hazzard

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- 'Yee-haw!'
- 'Yee-haw!'

Friends, this story is all
about the worst Monday

that ever hit Hazzard.

First, Bo and Luke
were headin' to town

and they ain't gonna
pick up a load of grits.

Hey, Luke, read that
telegram from Cale again.

I already read it to you twice.

Well, I know. I'd
just like to hear it.

Thank you for writing
me about Robby.

I'm sendin' an
autographed picture to him

in care of the Dukes,
general delivery, Hazzard.

It should arrive
Thursday morning.

Regards, Cale Yarborough.

The Robby the Dukes
concerned about

is an eleven-year-old orphan

the Dukes have always
thought of as kind of a kid brother.

How's he doing, doc?

Operation's in an hour.

Sure do wish there was
somethin' we could do

about Robby's attitude.

He just doesn't seem
to have the will to live.

'Knowin' how he feels
about all you Dukes'

maybe there's
somethin' you could say

that would cheer him up.

Let's try. Go on, Daisy.

Hey.

How you doing, old-timer?

'Doc says you're
gonna be just fine.'

Where's Bo and Luke?

Uh, they'll be
along any time now.

Robby, right now

Bo and Luke are on
their way into Hazzard

to pick up a picture
of Cale Yarborough

'personally autographed to you.'

Honest?

Uh... you got our word on that.

Daisy.

You know, that might
have just done it.

'All that part about the
autographed picture.'

And the fact that a
world-famous race driver

like Cale Yarborough
really cares.

'That might just do the trick.'

- 'Thank you. Thank you!'
- Yeah.

Daisy.

I know I shouldn't have
said anything, Uncle Jesse

but... until we had the picture.

But look at Robby.

He just looks so
needful. I couldn't help it.

I know you... that
you're doin' the right thing

but if that picture ain't here
before the operation, we're..

And that's Eddie Scroggins
who's talkin' to ol' Boss Hogg

about findin' a
place to hide out

for him and his partner, Elmo.

Now, he ain't tellin' Boss why

'cause they just robbed
the Capitol City Bank

of over $ , .

You see, taxes was due,
so old Boss was thinking

about reinstatin' Hogg hideout

where guys on
the lam can lay low.

Boss always pays his taxes.

I understand you perfectly.

You want a place
to lie low for a while.

Well, you came to the right
party. I got just the place.

You can use the caretaker's
shed at my old foundry.

I'll let you lie low there
for, oh, a measly $ .

It's a deal. Now
how do we get there?

Now them boys ain't too bright.

For about $ they
could've stayed in Nashville

with clean sheets
and indoor plumbin'.

Aright.

Phew!

Here's how we get
where we're going, Elmo.

But first, we gotta get
ourselves another car.

Every cop in the state
will be lookin' for this one.

We'll say hello to Uncle
Jesse for you, Miz Tisdale.

- We always do.
- That don't make no sense.

Where do you
suppose that picture is?

- Probably be here tomorrow.
- Well, tomorrow ain't no good.

He's goin' in the
operatin' room today.

Better get over to the hospital.
See him before he goes in.

Guess we should
look on the bright side.

We didn't tell Robby
about that picture comin'.

Now, don't fret about
there not bein' no picture

'cause the real life
Cale Yarborough hisself

is headin' for Hazzard.

After he sent Luke that telegram

he got to studyin'
about it and decided

instead of sendin' a
picture, he'd just show up.

Cale's like that, you know.

When you wrote to Cale

you should've had
him send a picture to us.

To Bo Duke

my very, very closest
friend in the whole world.

And his cousin, Luke.

Now y'all can worry.

The Dukes has got
Robby on their minds

and Rosco on their tail.

Yeah, well, that's
exactly the way I feel

when I give those
Dukes a citation

the first thing in the morning.

Oh, great.

sh**t. He's still hanging in
there. What are we gonna do?

Let's check out some of
Mr. Witzell's merchandise.

Oh! Get away! Get away!

Looks like we tired him out.

Boss was lovingly thumbin'
through his police bulletins

he collects them like stamps

and discovered why Eddie
and Elmo needed a hideout.

This is it! This is it! There
ain't nothin' else but it.

Oh! This calls for
a real celebration.

Yeah, yeah.

It's J.D. Hogg callin'
Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane.

Come in, Rosco.

Wherever you are,
whatever you're doing

I want you right back
here! And that's an order.

'That's a big - .'

Alright, now, it says here.

EddieScrogginsand Elmo
Smith hit the Capitol City Bank

for a , smackers.

Yeah, on top of that,
there's a reward out

of , clams for
their apprehension.

I love clams. Clams, I just...

- Are you payin' attention?
- Oh, yes.

- Well, then pay attention!
- I'm all ears.

Alright, then it says,
them two are on the way

to Hazzard this very
minute drivin' this here car.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

Now, after you get
out on route seven

you arrest 'em and bring
'em back here in cuffs.

Well, I'm gonna
confiscate the , loot.

Plus, I collect the
, reward.

Plus, I'll probably
get a medal for bein'

the outstanding
citizen that I am.

Now, get movin'.

I hear a car. Get ready.

Good mornin', fellas.

- 'Morning.'
- 'Morning.'

Looks like y'all might
have some trouble.

Nope, but you do.

If you don't do what we say.

If you'd be so kind as to give
us your car and your wallet.

Now, why would I do that?

Well, how about this right here?

That's a good
enough reason for me.

Hazzard County
hasn't changed a bit.

Give me that wallet.

Now, listen, fellas.

Now, you can have my money
but I've gotta have my wheels.

I'm on the way to the
hospital to visit a little sick boy.

If he's sick, he ain't
going nowhere now, is he?

'Looks like I'm not your
first customer today.'

What is that?

Well, lets make tracks.

Forget that. Let's go.

Now Rosco was
chasing Eddie and Elmo

but Bo and Luke think
that he's chasing them.

And Eddie and Elmo are
runnin' from everything.

Typical Hazzard day.

Hey, Bo, look at that ammeter.

Can't stop now.

O-oh. O-oh, oh, e-eh! Let it go.

Well, we lost Rosco.

No, you didn't. 'Cause
he wasn't chasin' you.

You see, Dukes even got ego.

Hey, ain't that Cale?

Yeah, he's lookin' great.

Hey!

How you doin'?

Yes. Welcome back
to Hazzard again, Cale.

Thank you. I'm happy
to be here I think.

Say, how's little Robby doing?

He ain't doin' too good.

Well, I figured that.

After I re-read your letter
and I sent you that telegram

I figured maybe a personal
visit would be better for the boy.

- It's a great idea.
- He'll sure appreciate that.

I'll get on the CB, call Daisy
and tell her you're comin'.

- Good idea.
- What is this all about?

Well.

Lost Sheep to Bo Peep..

Lost Sheep to... ah, dang it!

General, don't do this to us.

sh**t.

Y'all, the dang
thing's actin' up again.

Listen, they borrowed my car.
Why don't we take their car?

Good idea. Come on.

Friends, that kinda
timin' sank the Titanic.

Where are we going?

We're going to
the hospital, Cale.

Guess that's
straight ahead, huh?

Well, at least Rosco
was chasin' the right car.

But the wrong folks are in it.

Look, I see it.
That's the car, alright!

Flash, o-oh, you've
got good eyes!

You know, daddy's just
about to earn himself %

of % of % of a mil.

You don't have to CB the
law. They're right behind us.

Yeah, we know about that, Cale.

Yeah, that's right. Ol', uh..

- Rosco, ain't it?
- Yeah, it sure is.

If we're gonna make
it to the hospital before

Robby's operation, we're
gonna have to lose old Rosco.

Get it, Bo.

Well, I was hoping
you'd say that. Hang on.

- Get out of the way.
- Yeah.

You know, if old Cale
gets a hang of this

he's really gonna
give Richard Petty fits..

Oh!

Ah!

Oh, get away.

Ah, the General
would've made it easy.

I know, I know.

He's right..

Alright, you jokers,
just freeze it right there.

Freeze, freeze, freeze.

Rosco, whatever it is
you're trying to arrest us for

you're wrong. You're
making a big mistake.

Well, I'll tell you,
Rosco P. Coltrane

does not make small ones.

We need a lift to the
hospital immediately.

Will you just hush? Hush, hush.

- Maybe I can explain.
- Who the heck are you?

'I don't know who
you happen to be'

but you're hanging
out with riff and raff.

That's bad company
there. That... what's this?

'Looks to me like I done caught
myself three bank robbers.'

No, you ain't Rosco.
We ain't robbed no bank.

Cale's here to see
Robby at the hospital.

That's right, this is
Cale Yarborough.

If you gotta arrest
somebody, arrest us.

He's gotta get to that hospital.

You are Cale Yarborough, huh?

That's right, officer. Two
men bushwhacked me...

Oh! Tiddly tuddly.

If you're Cale Yarborough,
I'm the tooth fairy.

'Listen, you know something'

'Impersonatin' Cale
Yarborough is a serious offence.'

It's almost as big a
no-no as robbin' a bank.

- Alright, get in my vehicle.
- Sorry, Cale.

Looks like I picked
a bad day to come.

Nah, Cale. It's about
par for Hazzard.

Would you do us a favor..

Sweetest job we ever pulled
off and we come up with nothin'

but a handful of air.

Turn the car around. Go back
to where we lost the money.

- I wanna look around.
- It ain't gonna be there.

If it ain't, I got an
idea where we'll find it.

So just turn around.

Alright, get in
there, impersonator.

Cale Yarborough.

Alright, come on. We ain't
got all night. That's it. Come on.

Listen, are you sure that
I can't carry some of that?

Cale, we can't tell you
how sorry we are about this.

This is one story about you that
won't appear in the sports page.

Well, you know, that's
not important, fellas.

What is important is
for us to get to Robby.

Why wouldn't that sheriff
let me use the telephone?

I could've straightened this
whole thing out in a minute.

I don't think Boss Hogg wants
it straightened out just yet.

Yeah, he and Rosco are probably
plannin' on takin' the money

for themselves and blamin'
the whole mess on us.

Rosco... this couldn't
have worked out better

if I planned it myself.

But, Boss, I thought Elmo
and Eddie robbed that money.

Oh, yeah, they
did. They did, yeah.

But somehow or other, the
Duke boys and that stranger

downstairs took the
money away from them.

Now I got it.

And I'm gonna keep it.

This is the easiest money
I ever got my hands on.

Hey, Bo, you got a pretty
long arm on you, don't you?

Well, yeah, but
it ain't that long.

Yeah, but maybe..

Maybe if we'd string
our belts together..

What..

Get the loop over there.

- What do you think?
- Let's give it a sh*t.

'Dr. Kavega, please
call your service.'

'Dr. Kavega, please
call your service.'

'Here.'

It's almost time for
your operation, Robby.

Have you got my picture of Cale?

Uh-h-h... it will be
here any minute.

'As soon as Bo
and Luke get here.'

They ain't coming.
There is no picture.

Why do you say that, Robby?

Because a famous driver
like Cale Yarborough

won't send his picture
to someone... like me.

- Oh, now.
- Of course, he... he would.

- Of course.
- Yeah.

Now, don't you worry.

Dang it, it ain't no use. We're
never getting out of here.

At least not in
time to help Robby.

You gotta keep trying..

The Duke boys had seen their
fair share of cowboy movies.

And they knew how to
break jail as good as any kids.

But it ain't as easy
as you might think.

I know, I know.
Wrong trajectory.

Ready, go.

Alright! Look at that.

'Alright, be careful.'

I think it's best just
to snap it off there.

Okay, ready?

One.

Keep your fingers crossed. Two.

Three.

- Oh.
- You got 'em?

- Beautiful.
- Alright.

That does it.

One hundred thousand frog skins.

Listen, little fat buddy, you
think maybe a few of those

frogs could jump
over into my pocket?

- I'll tell you what.
- What?

You done so good, I'm
gonna give you another %.

Extra?

Of % of % of %.

Oh, good!

- Wait a minute.
- Huh?

Wait a minute.
That's % of %..

- I can't croak about that.
- No. You're jumping for joy!

- 'Hey, Cooter.'
- Hey, lookie here now.

Hey, Cale, how've you been?
Heard you was back here.

- How're things in Timmonsville?
- Pretty good.

Car gonna be alright, Cooter?

We need to get to
the hospital... quickly.

Now, Cooter had fixed all the
General's electrical miseries

except the CB.

So they was all ready to romp.

Well alright, let's roll
on out of here, then.

I can't tell you how
proud I am of you!

I appreciate that.

I can't tell you because
you're nothing but a big dimwit

who can't keep three
prisoners in the hoosegow.

- Well, I appreciate...
- Look. Look. Look!

If you don't catch 'em

our whole deal's gonna
go down the drain.

I'm gone.

Well, so is your job if you
don't catch 'em! Get moving!

Eddie and Elmo had returned
to where they had last seen

the money... and it was gone

which wasn't gonna help
their already bad attitude

about life in general.

Not a sign of the money.

Then the way it figures

is that the cops
picked up the money.

Well, you said, you might
know where the money is.

Nothing happens here in
Hazzard that Boss Hogg

don't want to happen.

I got a feeling that Hogg
tried to double-cross us

by sending the law to
pick us and the money up.

Let's go see that man.

Bo, Luke, what's happened today

is as much my
fault as it is yours.

But if I can help that
little boy, it'll all be worth it.

I think you're gonna get your
chance in a couple of minutes.

I wanna see the
look on Rosco's face

when he finds
out we ain't in jail.

- 'Now you'll get your chance.'
- 'What? Ah, sh**t.'

Take a look, velvet ears.

And you'll see what
makes your daddy

the most feared
lawman in these parts.

Listen, why don't you try to cut
through Shorty Shank's place?

Cale?

- Go for it.
- Alright.

Hang on.

Shorty Shank just saw
his assets cut in half

by the Hazzard
Sheriff's Department.

Ooh!

I don't know how we're
gonna explain this.

Well, all's well that ends well.

Do you see what I
gotta put with, Cale?

Oh, man. I tell you what.

That was sure a
sweet piece of drivin'.

Robby.

Robby, in just a little while

you're gonna be
feeling a whole lot better.

I don't care.

What do you mean you
don't care? You gotta care.

'Cause caring is gonna get
you well that much sooner.

I don't wanna get better.

That's not the Robby
I heard talk about.

Cale Yarborough!
Is that really you?

You better believe it.

He came all the way into
Hazzard just to see you.

You'd better let him
see your smile too.

'Now, that's better, Robby.'

I'm stayin' right here.

'When you get out
of the operating room'

we're gonna have us
a nice talk about racin'.

As I understand it, someday

you just might want
to drive a race car.

Yes, sir. I gotta go.
Could you walk with me?

You betcha.

I swear, I don't
know how you did it

but I sure do like his
chances a lot better now.

While Cale was saying
all the right things to Robby

Bo and Luke explained
their predicament

to Jesse and Daisy.

That's about size of it.

You've gotta do
something to clear Cale.

We've been thinkin' about
that too. What I figured was...

Daisy, head over to Rosco's
office, see what you can

'find out about
them bank robbers.'

We'll go to the impound
yard and check out their car.

Uncle Jesse, when
Robby gets outta surgery

try to talk Cale into
gettin' out of town.

- We're gonna go now.
- See ya.

Well, what if, uh..

Whatever happened to the old
days when all he had to worry

about was runnin' shine.

So you let them Duke boys escape

not to mention their
unknown accomplice.

So you go after them and
then you lose them on the road!

Well, you gotta look on
the bright side of things.

Things can't get any worse.

Wrong.

Well, well, well, well and well.

It's nice of you boys
to drop in on me.

I must say you're
lookin' very healthy.

No thanks to you

you double-crossing
fat little cheat.

Well, that's not a
nice thing to say.

What in the world
are you talkin' about?

It don't take a genius to
figure out you double-dealt us

by sending this
clown out to arrest us.

Hey, wait a minute.

Who you calling
a clown? Listen..

Listen... you know I do
act a fool with velvet ears...

Oh, just hush up
will you, please?

Listen, Eddie. Eddie.
Hey, you got it all wrong.

The sheriff was just chasing
a couple of local no-goods

by the name of Bo and Luke Duke.

And he arrested them too.

'Them and an accomplice
of theirs, whoever he was.'

Well, theyhad your bank money.

You see, theyhad
your bank money.

'And I caught 'em green-handed.'

That's fine. Now, suppose
you hand that money over to us.

'Are you kidding? We can't.'

Hush, hush, hush
up, would you, please?

Of course, we'll
give you your money.

Listen, that money is
yours rightfully, ain't it?

You stole it. Alright then.
It's right here in my safe.

'I've been keepin'
it for safekeeping.'

'There. Here we go.'

Here's your money.

Now, old Boss had typically
set up the Dukes by filling

the money bags with paper.

This is our money?

Oh! Oh, it's little
pieces of cut-up paper.

I hope you can
explain this, Hogg.

Yeah, yeah, well,
yeah. Of course, I can.

Hogg.

We want that $ , .

Hey, you'll get
it. You'll get it.

Just as soon as the
sheriff captures them three.

Listen, you wanted
a hideout, didn't you?

You just hightail over to that
old foundry I told you about.

Lie low there. As soon as we
get your money we'll call you.

- On the phone.
- We can do that.

But don't you get cute.

If you call the state police,
you'll never live long enough

to testify in court.

- You think he means khh?
- He does.

We left those directions in the
car, so let us have them again.

Oh, yeah, the directions.

Remember, this is blue Monday?

Now this is what's
happening in Hazzard.

Bo and Luke are headed
for the impound yard

to check the
heavy's car for clues.

Daisy's checking wanted
posters for the same.

Boss and Rosco are looking
for Bo and Luke to lock 'em up

after framing 'em
about the stolen money.

And Rueben's cow dried up

this morning for
no reason at all.

Eh, it wasn't a good day
at all. And it's getting worse.

If this works,
they'll be in jail.

- Oh.
- Come on. Step on it.

'Rosco, come on, after 'em,
after 'em. Come on, move.'

I ain't believin' this.
He's like a bad dream.

Oh, look at that.

Alright, hang on.

Y'all remember this, the next
time you have a blue Monday.

Phew!

Where are we now?

Next stop, the impound yard.

Rosco, we both got work to do.

- We... we both?
- Yeah.

You're gonna help me?
Give me a pudgy little hand...

No, no, no.

While you're taking care of the
car I'm gonna sit here and think

of where them Dukes
really are headed.

Well, that way we cut
the workload in half.

- Come on. Go on.
- Oh, good grief..

While Bo and Luke was
headin' for the impound yard

and Daisy was lookin'
through all the police reports

Robby was being
taken back to his room

after a successful operation.

Here's number .

'Now you try and
get some sleep.'

Where's Cale Yarborough?

- Right here.
- I'm right here, Robby.

How's he doing, doc?

Oh, he's gonna be good as new.

Thanks to you Dukes
and Cale Yarborough.

I'd like to visit, but,
phew, I'm kinda sleepy.

I can understand that. You
go on and get a little sleep.

I'll be here.

I'll check up on
him a little bit later.

Alright.

Mr. Duke, I'd like to borrow
your car and go into town

see if I can't straighten
this whole thing out.

Bo and Luke seemed to think
that you ought to leave town

while the getting's good and
I'm inclined to agree with 'em.

I just can't do that
'cause, you know

I feel as much responsible
for the trouble as anyone.

Well, alright, it's a... it's
a dirty white pickup truck

parked out in front there.
Now, listen. You be careful.

Hazzard hasn't changed
any since you was here last.

I've noticed that. Thank you.

Hey, there it is. Let's go

- Boss?
- Hmm.

- Whoa!
- Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well, wehave finished
half of the work.

Yeah. Well, I ain't
finished my half yet.

- You ain't?
- Which is harder than yours.

Well, what's so difficult
about fannin' yourself

while you're lyin' there
on your posteriors?

I gotta cool off
my brains, don't I?

So I can figure out where
them Duke boys are.

Listen, listen, uh,
would you get that bucket

out of the trunk and
go down to the creek

and fetch me some water, please?

Oh, good gravy!

Hey!

Take a look at this.

That's Cale's wallet. It's
got his credit cards in there.

- All the money is missing.
- Makes sense.

'Lost Sheep. Lost
Sheep, are you out there?'

You got Lost Sheep here.

Listen. Two men robbed
the Capitol City Bank

for $ , today.

'They made their getaway in a
green sedan. Does that help?'

'Of course, it helps.'

'Where are you now?'

We are in the impound yard
in that green four door sedan.

'What?'

Listen, I can't talk
now. Talk to you later.

- Here's something we missed.
- What?

$ . Hogg
Foundry. Around seven.

Turn off on Cottontail Lane.

Well, now I understand
a little bit better

about this green four door.
But what the heck is that?

Boss Hogg sold him
a hideout. Let's go.

Rosco? Rosco?
Where the devil are you?

Rosco?

Oh, there you are.

- Come on.
- I'm worn to a nub.

I gotta have a
little slurp of this.

We gotta go. I know
where the Dukes are.

- You do?
- Yes, I do.

- Where?
- They're at the impound yard.

- How do you know that?
- How do I know?

- Mm-hmm.
- Because I've got ESP.

- Oh.
- You wouldn't understand.

Are you kiddin'? I
know what ESP is.

- You do?
- Extra Sensitive Protection.

- I see, you know all about it.
- Well, I told you I did.

Give me a slurp of that water
and then we'll go. Come on.

Oh, oh..

Come on, come on,
come on, will you?

The water in my eyes.

Oh, wait. Oh, wait.

Wait a minute!
Ain't that the Dukes?

You reckon lightning can
strike twice in the same place?

Go for it.

Come on, come on.

When there's flab in the cab

it's hard to get the
pedal to the metal.

Stop that, will you? You're
not goin' fast enough.

Yeah.

Watch out. Watch out.
Watch out, will you?

Now, Shorty's second
well came down.

Shorty's having
a bad Monday too.

- Give me that microphone.
- Whoo-hoo. They found it.

EddieScroggins. Listen. If
you can hear me, talk to me!

I can hear you. You
got our merchandise?

Boss explained to Eddie
that the Dukes was probably

on their way to the
steam plant right now.

So they'd better watch out.

In the car. You
know what I mean?

But Eddie wasn't the only
one hearin' Boss' warnin'.

'They might me headed right
out to where you is this second.'

'If I were you, I'd check out
of where you're at right now.'

'We'll take care of us,
fat man, and those Dukes.'

Cale wanted to warn the Dukes

but he remembered that
their CB wasn't working.

And he knew, he
couldn't go to the Sherriff.

So, he checked the
map of Hazzard and found

where the old abandoned
Hogg foundry was located.

There ain't no flies
on that bow at all.

Well, you never can
be too sure, cousin.

Be best we just sneak up on 'em.

Got it.

Well..

..I wouldn't worry
about it too much, Luke.

Nah, I don't think
nobody heard it.

Wrong, sonny boy.

'Now, move it.'

We got you surrounded.

So, why don't you
come peacefully

and nobody will get hurt.

I'm glad to see you
got a sense of humor

'cause you're gonna need it.

Oh, Rosco, look.
Look, look, look!

Alright, come on. Get 'em!

Don't want that Duke
g*ng to get away.

Everybody gets
chased in this county.

Now, the ladies in some
towns have garden clubs.

Not Hazzard.

They have the
Amazon Archery Club.

Meets every Monday.

Pull back. Aim. Release.

You win some and you lose some.

I may.. Well, the
bad news is I lost him.

The good news is
though, I hit a bulls eye.

- How did you do that?
- Who? Me?

- Yeah.
- I didn't do it.

- Who did it?
- Who?

You're making me mad. I'm
gonna ask you one more time.

Where's our money?

Like we keep telling you,
we don't know where it is.

If we had it, would we be stupid
to come here looking for you?

- Yeah.
- They got a point, Elmo.

- If they do don't have it...
- Hogg's got it.

Alright. Now, we
go that settled.

You know where
your dang money is.

- Would you untie us, please?
- I don't think we can do that.

Alright, Cale!

Sorry, guys.

Hold on a second. He
ain't even involved in this.

He is now.

Elmo, what did your
dead mother tell you

when she was on her death bed?

Son, whatever you
do when I'm gone

don't leave any witnesses.

Now, a good son always does
what is mother tells him to do.

Hold it, Elmo. If we sh**t 'em

someone's gonna find
'em and ask questions.

'I got a better idea.'

Elmo. I like it. And I
haven't heard it yet.

Let me have that g*n, Elmo.
You tie up this other dude.

May seem like a
strange time to ask.

How is Robby doing, Cale?

Doc Appleby says he's
gonna be as good as new.

Maybe even better.

Well, don't you worry
about a thing, Cale.

We've been in
tighter spots than this.

Name one.

Oh, brother. We don't
need any more heat.

It's fine just the way it is.

And when the pressure
moves into the red zone

that safety valve is gonna go.

'And all that steam buildin'
up is gonna blow up this place'

higher than Boss Hogg's stomach.

So, if they ever find them,
it'll look like an accident.

Nice.

So long, suckers. Be cool.

'Don't you worry
about a thing, Cale.'

'We've been in
tighter spots than this.'

- You already said that.
- I know it.

Tryin' to convince
myself this time.

Luke, that's hot.

Wait a minute.

Got my rope on the
threads on a pipe back here.

Hurry up. That red light
looks like it means business.

Friends, if something real
good don't happen soon

that race at
Talladega this Sunday

is gonna be one car
and two fans short.

Rosco, this calls
for a real celebration.

Eddie and Elmo are
probably long gone.

The Duke boys are on the run.

And I got myself a cool

hundred thousand semolians
cash money legal tender.

Listen, Boss,
speakin' of legal tender

I've just been figurin'
here with pad and pencil

and you know all 'em
percents of percents

that you've given me.

Mm-hmm.

I figured that out

that I've got less
than when you started.

Oh. Mm. Is that what
your mathematics tell you?

That's what they tell me.

Well, if that's
so, I'll throw in

another % of %.

So you get % of %
of % of % of %.

Oh, well, that's better!

You better hurry.

Get me out of here.

- Let's get out of here.
- Come on.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Hey, Boss...

Oh, Rosco, I ate too much today.

W-well, uh, this is important.

What?

I just got a message
from the FB and I.

Yeah.

And it seems that
I'm not the tooth fairy.

- And you're not Goldilocks.
- What are you talkin' about?

That man who claims
he's Cale Yarborough.

- Yeah.
- He is Cale Yarborough.

Uh! He is Cale
Yarborough, is he?

- He is Cale Yarborough.
- That's what I said.

Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.

- Rosco.
- What?

- We're in deep trouble.
- Alright.

You got that right, fat man.

- No.
- What?

We know you've got our money
and we want it. Here and now.

Oh. Ain't that a coincidence.
Yeah, we did find your money.

And I was sayin' to the Sheriff

I was hopin' that you boys
would present yourselves

so we could give it to you.

It's right over here in my safe.

You, you did?

D-don't listen to
them little clicks.

You can listen to the clicks.

Well, you might..
I won't listen.

Yeah, here's your money!

That's really all here.

But don't forget, uh,
you still owe me $ ,

for your hideout.

What?

On second thoughts,
skip the , .

Take it as a gift.

- Get them out of here.
- Alright.

- Let's go.
- I got no place.

- Wait a minute!
- Don't go scuffin' my buddy.

- Don't you..
- Wait a minute.

Don't do that.

'Wait a minute.'

- What do think you're doin'?
- Yes, yes.

Look, go easy
because I'm a sick man.

I mean, I ought to
see a doctor, you know.

Wait a minute!
Don't push like that.

You know who you're shoving?

You, bird brain.

Well, as long as you know.

Give me the keys
to your patrol car.

They're in the patrol car.

- I'll get it.
- Let's go.

Good trick, tellin' 'em
the keys were in the car.

- They are in the car.
- They are?

- Yeah.
- Oh, Rosco.

Probably got the money and
headed out of the county by now.

If I hit Route ,
maybe I can cut 'em off.

Hey, Cale. This could
get a little hairy, you know.

I hope so 'cause I got a score
to settle with those dudes.

Alright.

- Go get 'em, Bo.
- Alright. Hang on.

While Bo, Luke and Cale
was chasin' 'em two no-goods.

Old Boss and Rosco
was chasin' their own tails.

But Boss, don't
shove. I'll get it, Boss.

Oh, Rosco.

- Did you get the keys?
- No.

- Did I scuff you?
- A little.

Now, if you remember
the army was having

maneuvers pass this blue Monday.

It looks like
a*tillery fire to me.

Well, don't worry,
Cale. Accordin' to Bo...

I know. I know. You've
been in tighter spots than this.

Mind if I reconsider that?

Don't worry, Cale.

Why are we running
from these clowns?

- Pull over.
- My pleasure.

Hang on.

This gonna be a
can of corn, cousin.

Three against two.
It's my kind of odds.

That's six sh*ts. Come
on, let's go get 'em.

That's six sh*ts.

Well, you guys ain't so tough.

Are they out of a*mo?

Well, I guess.

But short of all this, Eddie
and Elmo was taken away

by the state police.

And the reward money was
turned over to Doc Appleby.

For Robby's education.

Alright. You can cash these.

By Sunday, Robby was well enough

to watch Cale Yarbrough
win a very big race.

But the best was yet to come.

'...of the great
American races.'

'Walltrip still deployed first.'

'Yarborough in second.'

'Yarborough edges
to the outside.'

'Back straightaway final time.'

'Down to the inside.
The move he loves.'

'Here he comes
up the inside. It is..'

- Come on, Cale!
- Cale!

'...Cale Yarborough
takin' first.'

'Earnhardt trying for second.'

'They're coming
to the finish line.'

'At the line it is...
Cale Yarborough!'

'He's done it again.'

'Well, here is comin'
down... on the pit road.'

'Cale, another super run if
we can get a word from you.'

I want to dedicate this race
to my good friend Robby.

"Cause he just won a
mighty big race of his own.'

- Alright!
- It was.

Which goes to show you

when you ask one
of them racing boys

for an autographed picture

you never know
what's goin' to happen.

There's some good ol'
boys in that racin' circuit.