11x02 - Questing For Quests

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu". Aired: January 2011 to present.*
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"Lego Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu" revolves around the adventures of six ninja: Kai, Cole, Jay, Zane, Lloyd, and Nya.
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11x02 - Questing For Quests

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[theme music]

♪ Go, Ninjago ♪

♪ Jump up, kick back
Whip around ♪


♪ Hey, go, Ninjago ♪

[Lloyd] "Questing For Quests."

[calm music]

Master?

Is it okay to speak?

I don't wanna interrupt
if you're meditating.

You're meditating. I'll wait.

[inhales and exhales sharply]

[clatters]

[coughs]

What, Lloyd?

Me and the guys decided
we're going on a quest.

To get back in shape
and hone our ninja skills.

Good.

Yeah, except, um...

The thing is...

We can't think of a quest.

We were hoping
you had a quest tip.

Quest tip?

Suggestion. Idea.

For a quest.

Have you become so lazy

you can't even find
something to do on your own?

Don't come to me
for a quest tip!

Go out and find a quest!

Adventure does not come
to the idle,

it comes to those who seek it.

So seek.

Right! Oh, okay.

We'll seek.

[walls rumble]

[sighs]

[all grunting]

[grunting continues]

How'd it go?

He's in, uh, a mood.

Did he give you a quest tip?

No, he said we have
to figure it out on our own.

I've been thinking about it
for five minutes!

I'm tapped out!

Maybe we need
a change of scenery.

Sometimes, ideas
come to you better

if you change your surroundings.

-Nope. Still nothing.
-[water sloshing]

[sighs]
We need a villain.

What about Ultra Violet?

Uh, she was nuts.
I'd rather face Killow.

They're both incarcerated
in Kryptarium Prison.

What about Master Chen?

The Departed Realm.

-[Cole] Pythor?
-Whereabouts unknown.

[Zane] Locating him
would require some effort.

Effort? Uh... No.

[slurps]

Man, finding
a good villain is hard.

Let's face it.
There aren't any villains left.

Except, well, um...

Say it. My dad.

Wherever he is, he's not really
a problem right now.

Let's move on.

Who does that leave?

Maybe we're aiming too high.

Maybe we don't need a villain.

Maybe we just need,
like, a criminal.

Or a gangster.

Pfft. I'd settle for a bully.

Perhaps we should check in
with the Commissioner?

We might be able to assist him
in the prevention of some crime.

[all agreeing indistinctly]

[people scream]

Commissioner!

[splutters]
What? What is it now?

Robot pirates? Lava-zombies?

-Huh?
-No, nothing like that.

We just wanna help you
catch some bad guys.

Oh. Well...

Actually, it's been pretty quiet
around here.

We don't have any
outstanding warrants.

Aw, there's gotta be something
for us to do.

Mmm, not really.

Take a look at the board.

Aha! Who's that?

Oh, that. Oh, that's a joke.
Someone drew a monster.

What about an escaped convict?
Or a fugitive?

Nope. Nothing.

-Um, a felon?
-No.

-Hoodlum?
-No.

-A crook?
-Nope.

-Mobster?
-Nothing.

[all groan]

-Sir?
-Oh, what's up, Jimmy?

Just got a tip about an illegal
bootlegging operation

down at the wharfs.

We got it!

Yeah, you guys relax!
We'll handle this!

[heroic music]

[Lloyd] Okay, on three.

I kick open the door,

we storm the place
and take 'em down!

-Freeze right there!
-Bah! Uh...

[glass shatters]

Did you young fellers
wanna buy some prune juice?

[all groan]

There's gotta be something.

An outstanding warrant,
unpaid parking tickets?

-Anything?
-[knocking]

What's up, Jimmy?

Something about a disturbance
at the Kryptarium Prison.

-Yes!
-Jackpot!

[groans]

-[muffled shouting]
-[thudding]

That sounds terrible!

We better get in there!

On three! One, two, three!

[shouting]

-[shushes]
-Oh, hi, guys.

I don't understand.
Where's the riot?

Riot? Oh, goodness, no.

Just a little dispute.

But we worked it out,
didn't we, fellas?

I overreacted,
and then I apologise.

And I'm sorry
I expressed myself so poorly.

Where now?

Do you think
the prison cafeteria has cake?

[all groan]

Since we're here anyway,

perhaps we should check in
on Killow?

Yeah, maybe he's up
to something.

Hello, Killow.

Oh, hi, guys!

Don't "oh, hi, guys" me.
What are you up to?

Nothing. I was trying
to finish my painting, heh.

Do you like it?

Uh... It's okay.

Uh, why does the puppy
have a stick of dynamite?

Ah, well, he's an angry puppy.

But he's learning
to control his anger.

Just like me.

I find painting very soothing.

Thanks for nothing, Killow.

-[clock ticking]
-[yawns]

Got a cat in a tree.

[cat meowing]

-[cat yowling]
-[Kai] Ow.

[all grunt]

[groaning]

[Kai muffled]
There's your cat.

-Mister Whiskers!
-[purring]

[all groan]

[woman screams]

[woman screams]

[people gasp]

All right, ladies and gentlemen!

This is a stickup!

Cash, watches, wallets!

In the bag! Now!

[shouts a battle cry]

[gasps]

[grunts]

[grunting]

[director] Cut! Cut, cut, cut!

This isn't in the script!
Who authorised these changes?

[groaning]

[Lloyd] Oh, boy.

Coffee spill in the break room!

Someone used the last roll
of toilet paper.

There's a bull
in the china shop.

I can't believe
this is happening to us.

There is literally nothing to do
in the entire city.

Statistically, the absence
of a single crime or felony

in a city this size
is remarkable.

I wish I understood
what you just said, but I don't.

How's it a city this size
has no crime?

And how's it that you're always
working on that model ship

and never make any progress?

What?

Oh, never mind.

What is going on with us?

We're getting loopy.

We're ninja!

We... we need action! Suspense!

Danger!

You guys could help me
with some filing.

How is that dangerous?

If you're not paying attention,
you could get a paper cut.

[Lloyd]
If I ever see another file,

it'll be too soon.

Let's never do that again.

So many paper cuts.

I can't believe I lost
to a filing cabinet.

Hmm.

Let's not tell anyone
about this day.

Ever.

Okay with me.

Me too.

Me three.

[TV noise]

I'm here with Ninjago's

foremost archaeologist,
Clutch Powers,


who's discovered
an unknown pyramid


buried deep
in the Desert of Doom.


Professor Powers, what can you
tell us about the pyramid?


Absolutely nothing, Gayle.

I haven't been inside,
and I don't plan to.


But I thought--

You wanna know what's inside?

Traps. Booby traps.
Butt loads of them.


[Clutch][/i]
Pitfalls and blow darts,[/i]

and fake tiles that collapse
when you step on them,


and big boulders that drop
on you. No, thank you.


[Gayle scoffs][/i]
But isn't that your job?[/i]

As an archaeologist?

To, you know, explore
and go on dangerous quests?


Technically, yes.
What's your point?


[Gayle][/i]
Well, someone has to go inside.[/i]

[Clutch] It would take a ninja
to survive what's in there.


-Do I look like a ninja?
-No.


Point made.

That's it! That's our quest!

I'll pack my bag!

Sunscreen!
Bring lots of sunscreen!


Ooh, this is gonna be
so much fun!


[all] Ninjago!

Well, there you have it.

Gayle Gossip, broadcasting

from a mysterious
secret pyramid.


That's gonna stay secret.

Because no one's going in.

And I got my hair done
especially for this day.


What a bust?

[suspenseful music]

[closing theme music]
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